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#15 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2013 on TV Bitches -10
User avatar #33 - cocoman (09/10/2013) [-]
lordreginald why the fuck did you thumb him up?
User avatar #38 - lordreginald (09/11/2013) [-]
He took THAT long to write it out? You gotta give him some credit.
User avatar #39 - cocoman (09/11/2013) [-]
He's still spamming it.
One step forward, two steps back.
Now thumb him down, Cthulhu demands it!
User avatar #40 - lordreginald (09/12/2013) [-]
I shall do as you say My Lord!
#18 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on   -24
User avatar #51 - Ulmer (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - watchme (09/10/2013) [-]
Now write a speech for worst comment
#283 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my har… 09/10/2013 on your suicide -5
#282 - >my friend Josh Arcaro  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on your suicide -5
User avatar #285 - amegaara (09/10/2013) [-]
HAH you want me to read all that? i just read the 1st row
#288 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#283 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#59 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Pic dump -10
#15 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my har… 09/10/2013 on This is how I feel when I... -9
#14 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my har… 09/10/2013 on He's not wrong. -9
#32 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my har…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Biggu Bossu in: -10
User avatar #38 - cormy (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you for putting it under a spoiler tag this time.
#29 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my har…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Maximum Overnom -6
#48 - isoscelessandwich (09/11/2013) [-]
I don't know which to find funnier. Your shit comment or the fact that you took such time to write that shit comment.

Unless it's copypasta, in which case fuck you.
#442 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard wor… 09/10/2013 on English -6
#75 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Because gold is better -10
User avatar #112 - osamathemamalama (09/10/2013) [-]
"To all the kids out there reading this," Lol.... how old do you think we are?
#125 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Waffle falling over. -5
#135 - lordofthesea (09/10/2013) [-]
#86 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on This Week In Science -10
User avatar #90 - bitchplzzz (09/10/2013) [-]
nigger
#90 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Cat facts -6
#135 - shrekdurself (09/10/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#50 - I feel so honored to be the top comment. All of my hard work a… 09/10/2013 on Perfect moments -4
#279 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2013 on your suicide -11
User avatar #286 - graydiggy (09/10/2013) [-]
STOP FUCKING SPAMMING!!!
User avatar #280 - amegaara (09/10/2013) [-]
>i feel so honored to get 1st comment
>top comment has been my dream
#282 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
>my friend Josh Arcaro
User avatar #285 - amegaara (09/10/2013) [-]
HAH you want me to read all that? i just read the 1st row
#288 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#283 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#36 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Stark Treck -14
#15 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on comp -15
#46 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Flat Tire -9
#30 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on MURICA -10
User avatar #32 - bitchplzzz (09/10/2013) [-]
what the piss is going on
User avatar #58 - legomanjaimy (09/10/2013) [-]
Loads,And Loads of B.S duuude
#83 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Halo 3 -3
#64 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on I think I know a certain man -11
User avatar #112 - spanishninja (09/10/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#76 - shamusmcfearson (09/10/2013) [-]
#36 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on title -3
#42 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
Following the classification HSV into two distinct categories of HSV-1 and HSV-2 in the 1960s,[1][2] it was established that "HSV-2 was below the waist, HSV-1 was above the waist". Although genital herpes was previously caused primarily by HSV-2, genital HSV-1 infections are increasing and now cause up to 80% of infections.[3] HSV is believed to be asymptomatic in the majority of cases, thus aiding contagion and hindering containment. When symptomatic, the typical manifestation of a primary HSV-1 or HSV-2 genital infection is clusters of genital sores consisting of inflamed papules and vesicles on the outer surface of the genitals, resembling cold sores.[4]
#43 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
These usually appear 4–7 days after sexual exposure to HSV for the first time.[5] Genital HSV-1 infection recurs at rate of about one sixth of that of genital HSV-2.[6] In males, the lesions occur on the glans penis, shaft of the penis or other parts of the genital region, on the inner thigh, buttocks, or anus. In females, lesions appear on or near the pubis, labia, clitoris, vulva, buttocks or anus.[4]
Other common symptoms include pain, itching, and burning. Less frequent, yet still common, symptoms include discharge from the penis or vagina, fever, headache, muscle pain (myalgia), swollen and enlarged lymph nodes and malaise.[5] Women often experience additional symptoms that include painful urination (dysuria) and cervicitis. Herpetic proctitis (inflammation of the anus and rectum) is common for individuals participating in anal intercourse.[5]
#44 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
After 2–3 weeks, existing lesions progress into ulcers and then crust and heal, although lesions on mucosal surfaces may never form crusts.[5] In rare cases, involvement of the sacral region of the spinal cord can cause acute urinary retention and one-sided symptoms and signs of myeloradiculitis (a combination of myelitis and radiculitis): pain, sensory loss, abnormal sensations (paresthesia) and rash.[7][8] Historically this has been termed Elsberg syndrome, although this entity is not clearly defined.[7]
#439 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on English -6
#40 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Jesus riding a Stegosaurus -7
User avatar #45 - holycrapimacupcake (09/10/2013) [-]
>many years
>white name
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#8 - rihardololz (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - KingBoo (09/11/2013) [-]
Hey,
Stop it.
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (09/10/2013) [-]
Im going to tear your sphincter
#1 - chargrilledawesome ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zehprawn (09/10/2013) [-]
I was rather happy to see him banned.
User avatar #4 to #2 - misskayla (09/10/2013) [-]
this is his second account in a few days to have been banned www.funnyjunk.com/whitenerdy his one hes had for a few years he went from like level 130 to banned in a matter of 2 hours
User avatar #7 to #4 - arandomanon (09/11/2013) [-]
That's... actually kind of impressive.
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