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you fucking prick
i got that blue name
that purp text

and that white niggers

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#11 - Comment deleted 08/04/2014 on yes. -1
#10 - you're wrong  [+] (9 replies) 08/04/2014 on yes. +12
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#21 - psykobear (08/04/2014) [-]
It is a creeping vine that bears cylindrical fruits that are used as culinary vegetables.
-Wikipedia
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#22 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
that does not mean vegetable is just a cooking term you idiot
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#24 - psykobear (08/04/2014) [-]
That was my point...
Did you not even read the comment I posted and immediately type up a comment?
"Technically, they are all fruits. Vegetable is a cooking term. "
Just in case you can't trouble yourself to scroll up and read it.
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#27 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
it's common knowledge that pineapples and pears are fruits

so what was the point in your original comment? i don't care if vegetable is a cooking term, it's got nothing to do with anything here
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#47 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
My point was that you were right. God damn.
It is a fruit. You're right. But you have to understand that people call it a vegetable because that's the culinary term for it.
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#69 - whiteniggers (08/05/2014) [-]
what was the purpose of calling me a "fucking scrub" then? it made it seem like you were proving me wrong
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#70 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
Mostly because you used the term to insult the person in the content when, really, they are both right and wrong. You were both right, in a sense.
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#55 - thebaseballexpert (08/05/2014) [-]
wait.... you were getting downvoted because you were saying he was right the whole time?
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#62 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno why I was getting downvoted. I just rolled with it. It's not important.
#23 - but my idea is that it is only one projection so the …  [+] (4 replies) 08/04/2014 on this is not photoshopped 0
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#27 - penileburglar (08/04/2014) [-]
That's making things way, WAAAY more complicated than it needs to be. You're not actively projecting a video, you're just PAINTING the shit. All you need to account for is depth of field, which would take a great deal of time to do in such a large building with a projector, that could easily become days worth of unnecessary work. Marking off the areas to paint only takes an hour or two if you're willing to just grab tools and get your hands dirty instead of trying to solve EVERYTHING with computers.

All you need is a large square frame made out of any cheap-ass building materials (5 bucks worth of plywood would be enough if you have the tools to cut it yourself), a flashlight (or laser pointer if you can get someone to help you), duct-tape, and painters tape. Make the frame the size of your perspective, put it into place, tape off most of the flashlight with two parallel pieces so that it's projecting a single horizontal line, tape it to your frame with that line parallel to each wall of the frame, and then use painters tape to mark off each line of light. Alternatively, you could be even more precise if you have either a proper laser pointer that projects a line or a friend to simply hold the laser pointer flat against the frame and move it for you to follow with the tape.

We did stuff like this for perspective pieces at the art festival here last year. Can be rough the first couple of times, but once you get the process down it actually makes shit like this REALLY easy.
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#36 - meganinja (08/04/2014) [-]
I still think just using a projector placed at where your perespective would be and then marking the areas off would be easier as you don't have to adjust it as you go along.
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#40 - penileburglar (08/05/2014) [-]
That doesn't work.

Shine a flashlight at a corner in your house, so it's projecting on two walls of different distances. The circle it makes on the closer wall is going to be much smaller than the circle it makes on a farther wall, because the light is expanding outward, not shooting forward like a laser. That's exactly what would happen with a projector, you would not ever get an even square / rectangle.
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#33 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
oh, i see what you're saying. i was thinking of other examples, but i understand you're talking about the content which has objects painted like the pillars and stuff. fair enough
#6 - cucumber is a fruit as well though you ******* scrub  [+] (31 replies) 08/04/2014 on yes. +5
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#7 - psykobear (08/04/2014) [-]
Technically, they are all fruits. Vegetable is a cooking term.
You fucking scrub.
#30 - victorianfancyman (08/04/2014) [-]
Carrots aren't fruits
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#50 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit
The edible part of any plant is the fruit.
Carrots, when used to make food, are called vegetables. But they are under the scientific definition of fruits.
#74 - victorianfancyman (08/07/2014) [-]
Carrots are roots though
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#20 - psykobear (08/04/2014) [-]
They are the fruit of the plant. The fruit contains the seeds.
When cooking, some of them are referred to as vegetables.
Cucumber is one of these.
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#23 - jwfivehundred (08/04/2014) [-]
Actually a vegetable is anything that grows as a root or off of a short stalk. Broccoli is a vegetable, as well as a carrot. Cucumbers grow on a stalk but it is tall, so they are technically a fruit, but the vitamins that it has within are more like a vegetable. All peppers are fruits and tomatoes too, because they grow on a tall stalk and have a vitamin content similar to a fruit. Really things are defined scientifically as fruit, vegetable, grain, or berry (odd that this is separate) based on the vitamin and mineral differences and the similarities between them and others of the same group.
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#25 - psykobear (08/04/2014) [-]
Cucumbers... grow on a vine.
But anyways, here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable
Vegetable is a culinary term. All foods from plants are the fruit of the plant. Now, it is common practice to use the term "vegetable" when referring to some fruits of plants, but in reality it is a term used for certain kinds of fruits when being prepared for eating.
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#52 - FrogsOfTheSea (08/05/2014) [-]
"The fruit contains the seed."
"All foods from plants are the fruit of the plant."
I'll give you a fucking medal if you can show me where the seeds are in a potato.
#53 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
The eyes that grow off of it. They're seeds.
Where's my medal?
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#60 - alhemicar (08/05/2014) [-]
actually, the whole fucking potatoe is a seed
#54 - FrogsOfTheSea (08/05/2014) [-]
So a potato plant has two different types of seed?
Pic related, it's a potato fruit with potato seeds.
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#65 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
I have actually never seen one of those, nor know what it is. It doesn't look like any potato I've ever seen.
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#72 - FrogsOfTheSea (08/05/2014) [-]
It's not a potato, it's a potato fruit.
Potatoes aren't fruits, they're tubers.
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#32 - chimpaflimp (08/04/2014) [-]
Cucumbers grow on vines that come out of a stalk.
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#51 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
There is no stalk. I have cucumbers outside my house right now. It's a cluster of vines coming from the ground wherever the seeds were placed.
#57 - chimpaflimp (08/05/2014) [-]
Different varieties.
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#64 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
Then the rule is invalid, as it would make some cucumbers fruits and some vegetables.
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#71 - chimpaflimp (08/05/2014) [-]
If having a stalk makes it a fuit, that would make Brussels sprouts fruit as well. Which they are not.
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#73 - psykobear (08/06/2014) [-]
I didn't claim the rule was correct, someone else did.
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#10 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
you're wrong
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#21 - psykobear (08/04/2014) [-]
It is a creeping vine that bears cylindrical fruits that are used as culinary vegetables.
-Wikipedia
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#22 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
that does not mean vegetable is just a cooking term you idiot
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#24 - psykobear (08/04/2014) [-]
That was my point...
Did you not even read the comment I posted and immediately type up a comment?
"Technically, they are all fruits. Vegetable is a cooking term. "
Just in case you can't trouble yourself to scroll up and read it.
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#27 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
it's common knowledge that pineapples and pears are fruits

so what was the point in your original comment? i don't care if vegetable is a cooking term, it's got nothing to do with anything here
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#47 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
My point was that you were right. God damn.
It is a fruit. You're right. But you have to understand that people call it a vegetable because that's the culinary term for it.
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#69 - whiteniggers (08/05/2014) [-]
what was the purpose of calling me a "fucking scrub" then? it made it seem like you were proving me wrong
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#70 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
Mostly because you used the term to insult the person in the content when, really, they are both right and wrong. You were both right, in a sense.
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#55 - thebaseballexpert (08/05/2014) [-]
wait.... you were getting downvoted because you were saying he was right the whole time?
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#62 - psykobear (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno why I was getting downvoted. I just rolled with it. It's not important.
#8 - isonig (08/04/2014) [-]
Carrot, swede, turnip, potato.
#11 - whiteniggers has deleted their comment.
#16 - well i would imagine that the only difficulty here is time …  [+] (6 replies) 08/04/2014 on this is not photoshopped +3
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#21 - penileburglar (08/04/2014) [-]
Where do you need image editing software to accomplish this?

It's flat color on each surface, that's it.
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#23 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
but my idea is that it is only one projection

so the projection would need to be a stencil for the paint later on, and the stencil needs to fit specific shapes and sizes, etc. thats when then software would be used. to sort out the shapes and sizes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7X8ZnmLfM0

for example, the projection in this video would need software to project the correct shapes and sizes to make sense
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#27 - penileburglar (08/04/2014) [-]
That's making things way, WAAAY more complicated than it needs to be. You're not actively projecting a video, you're just PAINTING the shit. All you need to account for is depth of field, which would take a great deal of time to do in such a large building with a projector, that could easily become days worth of unnecessary work. Marking off the areas to paint only takes an hour or two if you're willing to just grab tools and get your hands dirty instead of trying to solve EVERYTHING with computers.

All you need is a large square frame made out of any cheap-ass building materials (5 bucks worth of plywood would be enough if you have the tools to cut it yourself), a flashlight (or laser pointer if you can get someone to help you), duct-tape, and painters tape. Make the frame the size of your perspective, put it into place, tape off most of the flashlight with two parallel pieces so that it's projecting a single horizontal line, tape it to your frame with that line parallel to each wall of the frame, and then use painters tape to mark off each line of light. Alternatively, you could be even more precise if you have either a proper laser pointer that projects a line or a friend to simply hold the laser pointer flat against the frame and move it for you to follow with the tape.

We did stuff like this for perspective pieces at the art festival here last year. Can be rough the first couple of times, but once you get the process down it actually makes shit like this REALLY easy.
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#36 - meganinja (08/04/2014) [-]
I still think just using a projector placed at where your perespective would be and then marking the areas off would be easier as you don't have to adjust it as you go along.
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#40 - penileburglar (08/05/2014) [-]
That doesn't work.

Shine a flashlight at a corner in your house, so it's projecting on two walls of different distances. The circle it makes on the closer wall is going to be much smaller than the circle it makes on a farther wall, because the light is expanding outward, not shooting forward like a laser. That's exactly what would happen with a projector, you would not ever get an even square / rectangle.
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#33 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
oh, i see what you're saying. i was thinking of other examples, but i understand you're talking about the content which has objects painted like the pillars and stuff. fair enough
#4967027 - it worked sick  [+] (1 reply) 08/03/2014 on Play items +1
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#4967029 - nethj (08/03/2014) [-]
#1 - this phrase is ******* nonexistent  [+] (10 replies) 08/03/2014 on brits -45
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#42 - whiteniggers (08/04/2014) [-]
i've had ten responses telling me that "on the piss" is a real phrase, and almost 50 people have decided to thumb me down for saying that it isn't

can we all just reflect on this
#31 - anon (08/03/2014) [-]
Found the shandy drinking southerner...
#29 - matthieu (08/03/2014) [-]
maybe if you actually had some friends to go out drinking with youd have heard it
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#20 - cousin (08/03/2014) [-]
I live in Wales and the only one I have never used and heard of is collywobbles you plonk.
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#18 - eddymolly (08/03/2014) [-]
I prefer "Getting wankered" because its more fun to say
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#14 - samthediv (08/03/2014) [-]
Literally said it 5 fucjing minutes ago you absolute horsecock
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#6 - inthenameofcake (08/03/2014) [-]
'On the piss' is said all the time.
#4 - phifedawg (08/03/2014) [-]
I was on the piss last night and I'm hangin out my arse today.
#3 - ghostymudy (08/03/2014) [-]
Liar. Perhaps you live in the wrong part of England.
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#2 - listerthepessimist (08/03/2014) [-]
you've never once been on the piss?
#4 - it was confirmed that these are brown painted door wedges, not…  [+] (2 replies) 08/03/2014 on Title +32
#8 - applescryatnight (08/03/2014) [-]
op knows firsthand how delicious wood is.
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#7 - greyhoundfd (08/03/2014) [-]
They still look delicious.