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|Steam Profile:||you stupid fucking cunt|
|Consoles Owned:||you, stupid, fucking, cunt|
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|Interests:||you, stupid, fucking, cunt|
|Date Signed Up:||1/01/2012|
|Location:||you stupid fucking cunt|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#614|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#171|
|Content Thumbs:||13898 total, 15577 , 1679|
|Comment Thumbs:||26499 total, 33310 , 6811|
|Content Level Progress:|| 13.4% (134/1000) |
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
|Comment Level Progress:|| 49.3% (493/1000) |
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
|Times Content Favorited:||1086 times|
|Total Comments Made:||20296|
|Favorite Tags:||cunts (3) | help (3) | me (3) | You (3) | Animation (2) | comment (2) | funny (2) | FUNNYJUNK (2) | is (2) | Porn (2) | the (2)|
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and that white niggers
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that purp text
and that white niggers
latest user's comments
|#11 - Stop trying to make a stable website and start trying to make … [+] (40 new replies)||01/12/2015 on need mobile design help||+148|
#233 - whiteniggers (01/12/2015) [-]
newest uploads, top funnyjunk, upload, profile, settings
go on profile and you can access your favourites, view your items, friends, subs, pm messages
and you should get notifications just like on the desktop, but have it actually notify your phone or tablet
that's literally all thats needed. it can be a complete clone of any other social media app to be fair. it's not hard to design AT ALL, just sorting out the database with the current website. addy's busy setting up parties and fucking up the items game though
#73 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
dude youre hilarious
every part of your comment is comedy gold
#33 - admin (01/12/2015) [-]
- start trying to make an actual application.
Thanks for your feedback and valueable contribution to FJ!! In addition to being the site's programmer, designer, linux server admin, keeping 10 servers running, banning porn posters in sfw, spammers, and being called out a few times a day, I simply don't have the time. Also site FJ and community manager. Let's not forget if anyone doesn't have a perfect experience here on this free, it's completely my fault!
I don't have the money either since everyone uses adblock. My last donation drive netted me about $100, so that's not an option. With more and more users using adblock, I'm struggling to pay my own rent and grocery bills. Health insurance would be nice to have one day! I can only dream!
But thanks for your feedback! Maybe I'll get the time to learn objective C, or maybe I can force myself to work 20 hours a day and only sleep 3 hours. And no, unless you have 10 years programming and server admin experience, you are not qualified to work on this site. I say this because users claim they'll make an app for free, which takes a massive amount of credentials, skill, and experience.
#247 - rouce (01/12/2015) [-]
dude, would it be a possibility to make an app "open source" having some sort of SVN GITHUB or some shit which requires a fj account. like some google group where people apply to help.
I for myself, am a software engineer. I would contribute to some degree, but I don't have the time to do a whole app.
might some mastermind put up some architecture design (e.x. using xamarin for a ios fags and shit)
just my 2 cents
#219 - talldude (01/12/2015) [-]
You should probably make a big disclaimer on the front page reminding people to stop using adblock something like "If you love FJ, disable adblock". I myself have had adblock disabled for FJ for quite some time now but many people are probably not aware or don't give a shit.
Also, maybe create a donate button (keep it on constantly) which shows how much money has already been given, that could earn you some spare change, I know a few sites where that has worked.
#202 - gohex (01/12/2015) [-]
>spends tens of hours on items game
>has no time
But seriously - I think the app would be good for the site, and would boost visitors more than anything else. It would be worth the time to learn. Objective-C isn't too bad - there's so much free education tools online for it. And same with Java for android. Currently working in a large IT organization + did software engineering at uni for 4 years including a dissertation in Obj-C.
I am not offering to do it for free - but if you wanna PM me and chat it over, feel free.
#195 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
there are so many nerds on this site.
just put up a colored text contest to the first person who can make an android app and distribute it on some file sharing site for free.
notifications on people's phones would mean more clicks and ad views. and if it became an official app you could make money from google.
#157 - anisbanana (01/12/2015) [-]
#114 - jasonmaki (01/12/2015) [-]
you should do what some other sites do and make it so that adblock messes up the site somehow. I know it will irritate people, but you will probably be able to get more ads shown to people that way. But I don't exactly know what i'm talking about either so if that's stupid, feel free to ignore it
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