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Interests: you, stupid, fucking, cunt
Date Signed Up:1/01/2012
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:you stupid fucking cunt
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Content Ranking:#1120
Comment Ranking:#1136
Highest Content Rank:#614
Highest Comment Rank:#171
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Content Level Progress: 13.7% (137/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 12.1% (121/1000)
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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you fucking prick
i got that blue name
that purp text

and that white niggers

latest user's comments

#4 - how good at you at sourcery? i need help with one more thing  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2015 on need help finding video 0
User avatar #5 - flemsdfer (01/15/2015) [-]
I just happened to see the video you mentioned the other day, and I did a little googling. I'd be happy to try though. What do you got?
User avatar #8 - whiteniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Fuck+whiteys/funny-pictures/5303481/1#1

nevermind, i found it STRAIGHT after i asked lol, thanks for the help on the video again man
User avatar #7 - whiteniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
looks like its actually arthur's teacher or something, not his dad
User avatar #6 - whiteniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
i need the pic of arthur's dad where it says "tip: i am so fucking mad" or something along those lines. if you go on fj often, which i assume you do..., then i think you know what i'm talking about
#2 - THAT'S THE ONE MAJOR PROPS, THANK YOU MAN  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2015 on need help finding video +1
#3 - flemsdfer (01/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - whiteniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
how good at you at sourcery? i need help with one more thing
User avatar #5 - flemsdfer (01/15/2015) [-]
I just happened to see the video you mentioned the other day, and I did a little googling. I'd be happy to try though. What do you got?
User avatar #8 - whiteniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Fuck+whiteys/funny-pictures/5303481/1#1

nevermind, i found it STRAIGHT after i asked lol, thanks for the help on the video again man
User avatar #7 - whiteniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
looks like its actually arthur's teacher or something, not his dad
User avatar #6 - whiteniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
i need the pic of arthur's dad where it says "tip: i am so fucking mad" or something along those lines. if you go on fj often, which i assume you do..., then i think you know what i'm talking about
#11 - what the **** do you want 01/15/2015 on Starter Pack +36
#9 - these are just jokes right like, these are just "… 01/14/2015 on WTF 0
#12 - why the **** do they eat themselves with it 01/14/2015 on So so accurate. 0
#34 - there were many reports of men falling in love with jessica ra… 01/14/2015 on But why? +3
#19 - that's when you begin thrusting 01/14/2015 on *dies a little inside* 0
#49 - GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Uhh.. Great point. +1
#50 - turtletroll (01/14/2015) [-]
#40 - easily 01/14/2015 on physics is phun +1
#36 - i can't imagine critikal ever saying ***** for so…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on physics is phun +2
#38 - holycap (01/14/2015) [-]
but you can clearly imagine him saying chordagoth
User avatar #40 - whiteniggers (01/14/2015) [-]
easily
#146 - there is no number or letter in this. its a joke 01/14/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +4
#15 - i'll be using them primarily at school where i wear a blue suit  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Need some help deciding... 0
#16 - diamondperzik (01/13/2015) [-]
Than i think blue might suit you best
#6 - ***** i don't know i'm no crutch specialist all i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Need some help deciding... 0
User avatar #8 - flemsdfer (01/13/2015) [-]
I have experience using forearm crutches. I'm just a little confused with this design.
#2 - tesco supremacy 01/13/2015 on addy and his money making... 0
#308 - that second one is hardly cringey. the point of the b… 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp 5 :... 0
#233 - simple tabs newest uploads, top funnyjunk, upload, pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on need mobile design help 0
#254 - animesource (01/13/2015) [-]
Srsly though, why not to use an actual website?
So far I fail to see benefits of an app.
#253 - animesource (01/13/2015) [-]
Just like that. Clicking them doesn't do anything though.
#234 - animesource (01/12/2015) [-]
I believe only notifications is easy, probably could be done in a day.
Newest Content and Top Content probably are harder.
Uploading, Profile, Settings, Items, Friends, PMs, etc. is almost equivalent to remaking whole website.
#5076827 - how is it ****** though  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Play items +3
User avatar #5076828 - donor (01/12/2015) [-]
it was meant to drop every 6 hours
#19 - source on this please  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Nothing!!!!! +5
#21 - kingzeno (01/12/2015) [-]
the missing scarf
#42 - jesus ******* christ that hurts  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2015 on When you hate someone so... 0
#43 - boomerpyro (01/12/2015) [-]
i shitpost more when people reply to me, let this be your warning
User avatar #49 - bdayskeleton (01/12/2015) [-]
I call bullshit
#50 - boomerpyro (01/12/2015) [-]
make my day, i'll shitpost as long as i have shit and internet
User avatar #53 - shogg (01/12/2015) [-]
Now this was cringey
hey boomer hows the wife, guard something~
#60 - boomerpyro (01/12/2015) [-]
you know she left me for admin, how could you!?
User avatar #83 - shogg (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm sory mate.
Maybe.. maybe I could be your girlfriend then?
#11 - Stop trying to make a stable website and start trying to make …  [+] (48 new replies) 01/12/2015 on need mobile design help +148
#231 - animesource (01/12/2015) [-]
What do you expect mobile app to do?
All I can think of is to show FJ notifications in Android's notification bar. I don't have an iPhone so I'm not aware of it's features/etc.
User avatar #233 - whiteniggers (01/12/2015) [-]
simple tabs

newest uploads, top funnyjunk, upload, profile, settings

go on profile and you can access your favourites, view your items, friends, subs, pm messages

and you should get notifications just like on the desktop, but have it actually notify your phone or tablet

that's literally all thats needed. it can be a complete clone of any other social media app to be fair. it's not hard to design AT ALL, just sorting out the database with the current website. addy's busy setting up parties and fucking up the items game though
#254 - animesource (01/13/2015) [-]
Srsly though, why not to use an actual website?
So far I fail to see benefits of an app.
#253 - animesource (01/13/2015) [-]
Just like that. Clicking them doesn't do anything though.
#234 - animesource (01/12/2015) [-]
I believe only notifications is easy, probably could be done in a day.
Newest Content and Top Content probably are harder.
Uploading, Profile, Settings, Items, Friends, PMs, etc. is almost equivalent to remaking whole website.
#73 - anonexplains (01/12/2015) [-]
dude youre hilarious
every part of your comment is comedy gold
User avatar #33 - admin (01/12/2015) [-]
- start trying to make an actual application.

Thanks for your feedback and valueable contribution to FJ!! In addition to being the site's programmer, designer, linux server admin, keeping 10 servers running, banning porn posters in sfw, spammers, and being called out a few times a day, I simply don't have the time. Also site FJ and community manager. Let's not forget if anyone doesn't have a perfect experience here on this free, it's completely my fault!

I don't have the money either since everyone uses adblock. My last donation drive netted me about $100, so that's not an option. With more and more users using adblock, I'm struggling to pay my own rent and grocery bills. Health insurance would be nice to have one day! I can only dream!

But thanks for your feedback! Maybe I'll get the time to learn objective C, or maybe I can force myself to work 20 hours a day and only sleep 3 hours. And no, unless you have 10 years programming and server admin experience, you are not qualified to work on this site. I say this because users claim they'll make an app for free, which takes a massive amount of credentials, skill, and experience.
User avatar #252 - ryuggu (01/13/2015) [-]
there's only 1 ad on fj. It's not even big. Just disable adblock for funnyjunk.com/* and you'll still have no ads on other sites, while addy will get some more money to support his space program and get new missiles.
User avatar #247 - rouce (01/12/2015) [-]
dude, would it be a possibility to make an app "open source" having some sort of SVN GITHUB or some shit which requires a fj account. like some google group where people apply to help.
I for myself, am a software engineer. I would contribute to some degree, but I don't have the time to do a whole app.
might some mastermind put up some architecture design (e.x. using xamarin for a ios fags and shit)
just my 2 cents
User avatar #249 - rouce (01/12/2015) [-]
aaaaand ofc I'm to fucking lazy
User avatar #219 - talldude (01/12/2015) [-]
You should probably make a big disclaimer on the front page reminding people to stop using adblock something like "If you love FJ, disable adblock". I myself have had adblock disabled for FJ for quite some time now but many people are probably not aware or don't give a shit.

Also, maybe create a donate button (keep it on constantly) which shows how much money has already been given, that could earn you some spare change, I know a few sites where that has worked.
User avatar #215 - raidaltamimi (01/12/2015) [-]
Hey, We appreciate your doings man, you are awesome.
#204 - progex (01/12/2015) [-]
I did it for you addy.
User avatar #202 - gohex (01/12/2015) [-]
>spends tens of hours on items game
>has no time

But seriously - I think the app would be good for the site, and would boost visitors more than anything else. It would be worth the time to learn. Objective-C isn't too bad - there's so much free education tools online for it. And same with Java for android. Currently working in a large IT organization + did software engineering at uni for 4 years including a dissertation in Obj-C.

I am not offering to do it for free - but if you wanna PM me and chat it over, feel free.
#200 - lettucehaveanalsex (01/12/2015) [-]
is that why you're not feeding your country?!
User avatar #195 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
there are so many nerds on this site.
just put up a colored text contest to the first person who can make an android app and distribute it on some file sharing site for free.
notifications on people's phones would mean more clicks and ad views. and if it became an official app you could make money from google.
#232 - animesource (01/12/2015) [-]
Android notifications is the only feature you expect?_?
User avatar #181 - adrenalinegiraffe (01/12/2015) [-]
I would turn off adblock on this site but the last time I tried it the pop ups and auto-play were ferocious and made the site unenjoyable. I have had adblock for a long time though so it might've changed. I'll give it a shot for a day or two.
#158 - penguinsaresexy (01/12/2015) [-]
Id drop $1-$5 for an FJ app
#157 - anisbanana (01/12/2015) [-]
I suggest you implement an adblock detection system that blocks content unless adding an exception. Hulu does it, and a lot of other websites do it. If these phaggots think they can't stand a few ads while admin is working his ass off then they should get the fuck of this website because they don't deserve it.
User avatar #209 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (01/12/2015) [-]
No. Please dont. I use Adblock on most sites but I also usually check the donation button if I have been there for a long time. I have disabled Adblock here just because there is no option for a premium membership.
User avatar #147 - frogie (01/12/2015) [-]
Make a kickstarter dedicated just to an app and I am sure there would be a lot of user donations. We have wanted an app for years and love ya.
#146 - wagastragas (01/12/2015) [-]
you know what successful entrepreneurs says about hard work, everyone does it but it doesnt takes everyone to where they want to get.

You got something big in your hands you just need to mold it. basicly you need a business model.
User avatar #143 - betars (01/12/2015) [-]
I turned off adblock just for you.
User avatar #144 - betars (01/12/2015) [-]
Wait, I'm level 300. I don't see ads anyway.


Shieeeet
User avatar #114 - jasonmaki (01/12/2015) [-]
you should do what some other sites do and make it so that adblock messes up the site somehow. I know it will irritate people, but you will probably be able to get more ads shown to people that way. But I don't exactly know what i'm talking about either so if that's stupid, feel free to ignore it
User avatar #104 - calvinj (01/12/2015) [-]
Honestly addy, the only problem i've got with mobile is that it often goes to the next page whilest im scrolling down, becouse my fat fuck fingers hit the right side of the screen, even when im in the comments
User avatar #98 - timmity (01/12/2015) [-]
Make a HTML app. It's literally just adding some small changes and opening up freatures too you, and it works on all non-android linux OSes. This includes ChromeOS, FirefoxOS, Sailfish, Ubuntu and UbuntuTouch and more.
#91 - mcnizzlezz (01/12/2015) [-]
Why so defensive mang?
#90 - Abortedwafflez (01/12/2015) [-]
Um, addy, I think there might be a problem with ads at the moment. I disabled adblocker and even ran the site in Internet Explorer, but no ads are popping up. All I get is blank space where they should be.
User avatar #210 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (01/12/2015) [-]
>lvl 303
User avatar #80 - Abortedwafflez (01/12/2015) [-]
I disabled adblock just for you.
User avatar #66 - willsabeasts (01/12/2015) [-]
What about asking the FJ community? I mean, some of us aren't asses that joke around all of the time; If you post a sticky asking for someone's help, I'm sure you'd have a few thousand people willing to lend you their left nut.
User avatar #69 - admin (01/12/2015) [-]
i just asked for screenshots and I just got shit on in most comments

ok i'm tired of wasting my time defending myself just to get shit on more, i'm out for now. you guys win.
User avatar #51 - ianosity (01/12/2015) [-]
But Glorious Admin, do you not have mods to keep the (even nastier) filth off of FJ?
User avatar #47 - ieatpaste (01/12/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up man you sound like my mom
User avatar #49 - admin (01/12/2015) [-]
oh ok sorry. Should I just kill myself?
User avatar #50 - ieatpaste (01/12/2015) [-]
get that app done first
User avatar #52 - admin (01/12/2015) [-]
I can't. Sorry! Now how should I suicide?
User avatar #58 - ohmeghon (01/12/2015) [-]
your jimmies are rustling and you're falling for bait, amigo. Let it be
User avatar #55 - Falkor (01/12/2015) [-]
have cartman beta you with a wiffle ball bat
User avatar #57 - Falkor (01/12/2015) [-]
beat*
User avatar #53 - ieatpaste (01/12/2015) [-]
just leave and start a new life no need to die
User avatar #35 - brcstar (01/12/2015) [-]
I would try making one myself, but I don't know how to make an app.
User avatar #15 - ohmeghon (01/12/2015) [-]
I would download a FJ app. Notifications to my homescreen instead of going on a browser would be quite excellent
User avatar #137 - fightforfate (01/12/2015) [-]
i would pay for an app
User avatar #24 - stipulateprism (01/12/2015) [-]
Seconded.
User avatar #30 - amsaintly (01/12/2015) [-]
secondeded
#171 - people thinking this was serious and not just something sarcas… 01/11/2015 on setting up my dj admin server 0
#1 - nah son **** off i'm sick of this ****  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on setting up my dj admin server -54
#171 - whiteniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
people thinking this was serious and not just something sarcastic because it's the first comment
User avatar #63 - amonahan (01/11/2015) [-]
What?! Someone has a different opinion than me?! Better thumb him down so he knows he's stupid and wrong.
#103 - moosepaw (01/11/2015) [-]
What did you think the red thumbs were for?
#51 - mrsnowballs (01/11/2015) [-]
gtfo then
User avatar #15 - womensstudysmajor (01/11/2015) [-]
then stop being a faggot and thumbing everyone down
>adds admin to fl
>im tired of his notifications!
User avatar #96 - zpowell (01/11/2015) [-]
thank based women studys major never thought I say that in my life
#1354 - i probably live in london 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... +1
#54 - thats incredibly ******* disgusting  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Fetish revoked 0
#59 - matchboxrider (01/10/2015) [-]
for you casual
#24 - and here i am, sitting here, thinking why the **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Roll freddy +13
#30 - electrickwalrus (01/10/2015) [-]

items

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User avatar #4801 - whiteniggers (12/04/2014) [-]
stickied by whiteniggers
these comments are just me testing **** for sick comments which you'll see on the frontpage probably

so yeah **** off unless you have a pixel art request or something
User avatar #4905 - fazbearxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
so, when can we expect fan art of fnaf 3?
I mean, it's currently out right now
User avatar #4906 to #4905 - whiteniggers (03/03/2015) [-]
I know I know... Not sure lol
#4904 - whiteniggers (02/08/2015) [-]
** ************ used "*roll picture*"**
** ************ rolled image**
User avatar #4901 - andranadu ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
i like the new avatar
User avatar #4902 to #4901 - whiteniggers (12/18/2014) [-]
i think it's ****

jk blobboy made it for me
User avatar #4893 - whiteniggers (12/18/2014) [-]
allodax
odwod

i'll buy your impy gears
User avatar #4896 to #4893 - allodax (12/18/2014) [-]
k send trade
User avatar #4897 to #4896 - whiteniggers (12/18/2014) [-]
what want

User avatar #4898 to #4897 - allodax (12/18/2014) [-]
whatever, equivalent **** .
User avatar #4899 to #4894 - whiteniggers (12/18/2014) [-]
what you want
User avatar #4900 to #4899 - odwod (12/18/2014) [-]
badges
User avatar #4895 to #4894 - whiteniggers (12/18/2014) [-]
what you want
User avatar #4892 - whiteniggers (12/16/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll TF2 Class*"**
** ************ rolls Engineer**
#4891 - whiteniggers (12/16/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll picture*"**
** ************ rolled image**
User avatar #4890 - whiteniggers (12/16/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
** ************ rolls 02**
User avatar #4889 - whiteniggers (12/15/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll rare items*"**
** ************ rolls Iron Basic Ruby Crystal Sword**
User avatar #4887 - azswampy (12/14/2014) [-]
Selling Soul of Eternal Damnation/Dragon?
User avatar #4888 to #4887 - whiteniggers (12/14/2014) [-]
i'll sell the soul
User avatar #4855 - whiteniggers (12/13/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll pokemon*"**
** ************ rolls Spearow**
normal
User avatar #4842 - whiteniggers (12/13/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll pokemon*"**
** ************ rolls Zangoose**
normal type
User avatar #4832 - whiteniggers (12/13/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll pokemon*"**
** ************ rolls Lapras**
water type
User avatar #4828 - whiteniggers (12/13/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll pokemon*"**
** ************ rolls Jynx**
psychic type
User avatar #4819 - whiteniggers (12/13/2014) [-]
** ************ used "*roll pokemon*"**
** ************ rolls Mismagius**
ghost type
User avatar #4800 - whiteniggers (12/03/2014) [-]
<iframe allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src=" w.soundcloud.com/icon/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Ftheyoshimelo%2Fskrill-the-tank&color=black_white&size=32 " style="width: 32px; height: 32px;"></iframe>
User avatar #4796 - whiteniggers (12/03/2014) [-]
lol "thats why I never smile"
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