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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
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#42 - source?  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on he is hungry +2
#86 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
Overgrowth.
It's made by wolf fire
#49 - legendofbearo (21 hours ago) [-]
It took me a while but I found it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgpGTBjBVGY
#5 - Don't underestimate stupid people in large groups, there's a r… 12/17/2014 on Based Mom Brings Smackdown 0
#8 - Guerrilla warfare is for pussies, gorilla warfare is for peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on True Swag +2
User avatar #14 - anotherponyaccount (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that the banana comment was the actual response from the youtube comment
#6 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on True Swag +2
#7 - maxthecouchdiver (12/17/2014) [-]
"gorilla warfare*
Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? Fucking moron.
User avatar #8 - whitenerdy (12/17/2014) [-]
Guerrilla warfare is for pussies, gorilla warfare is for people who actually lift scrub
User avatar #14 - anotherponyaccount (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that the banana comment was the actual response from the youtube comment
#3 - Peasant pls  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on True Swag +10
#5 - maxthecouchdiver (12/17/2014) [-]
then why did you just do it?
#6 - whitenerdy (12/17/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#7 - maxthecouchdiver (12/17/2014) [-]
"gorilla warfare*
Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? Fucking moron.
User avatar #8 - whitenerdy (12/17/2014) [-]
Guerrilla warfare is for pussies, gorilla warfare is for people who actually lift scrub
User avatar #14 - anotherponyaccount (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that the banana comment was the actual response from the youtube comment
#10 - Well we're not allowed to criticize anyone at this point, the … 12/16/2014 on Wake Up America +4
#8 - Facebook Settings Language 12/16/2014 on OP gets the girl -1
#26 - Picture 11/30/2014 on Step up your game, 1956 0
#25 - Something like this 11/30/2014 on Step up your game, 1956 +7
#3 - I have mixed feelings about this post I know that men… 11/29/2014 on True equality +1

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User avatar #37 - misskayla (09/09/2013) [-]
haha fagget! banned
#36 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Aw are you new here? I see you haven't even reached level 1 in comments.
User avatar #35 - twi (08/29/2013) [-]
you need to poo BBBIBIBI
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#25 - shadowreid (08/29/2013) [-]
Did you have fun posting about the game everywhere ?
User avatar #18 - badabingbadaboom (12/10/2012) [-]
Why does everyone hate you?
#19 to #18 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm a bit of a cunt.
User avatar #20 to #19 - badabingbadaboom (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh well, aren't we all
#21 to #20 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
No, really. I'm a cunt.

This girl whatthehizzle were "tracking me" telling me to lay off that suicide-bleach girl.
At first she told me that she would make me look silly on one of the posts, telling me I was a virgin fag and such, wasn't really offended, yet I really had the felling that I had to retaliate. Before her responds on the mail I sent her previously I didn't know she was a girl. I trick her. By asking me why she gave me a cold shoulder. Then she was all like. "Pff, like I want a man like you, if you want a girlfriend be a man blagh blagh."

Right there, I knew. So I hit her back.
User avatar #23 to #21 - badabingbadaboom (12/10/2012) [-]
Still don't think you're a cunt
You're just being blunt and saying what you think/feel. TBH the world needs more people like you, as opposed to soft people that let anything past them. however you may need to hold back, not alot of people do enjoy it, and with good reason
TL;DR im not good at summaries, read it^
User avatar #24 to #23 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
You're not what I expected, receive a friend invite from me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
Could have made it better, I was too excited.

But still, the best case of psychological warfare I ever did.
#16 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
stahp sucking cock u *********
User avatar #17 to #16 - whitenerdy (11/28/2012) [-]
O yah? Do u evn lift brah?!

Fght me IRL fgget!
#14 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
Hey there faggot! Do you just wake up every morning and decide to suck a cock? I am tired of the ******** you spew. It sickens me. You are a beta. Nothing you have to say betters humanity. You are an idiotic dolt who reguritates nothing but inane drivel. You cause your ancestors to cry tears of shame. May god have mercy on us by removing your stain from society, and may he also have mercy on your soul. **********
#15 to #14 - whitenerdy (11/22/2012) [-]
>Implying I expect to make humanity better by bitching over the internet.   
>Implying that I actually use my mouth saliva to make my keyboard work.   
>Implying god exist.   
> Implying that old dead people can cry.   
>Implying that dead people care about how well I adhere to their different expectations.   
>Implying that dead people have expectations.   
>Implying that dead people have a functional brain.    
   
You must be really proud to have your extensive vocabulary.   
1.5/10.
>Implying I expect to make humanity better by bitching over the internet.
>Implying that I actually use my mouth saliva to make my keyboard work.
>Implying god exist.
> Implying that old dead people can cry.
>Implying that dead people care about how well I adhere to their different expectations.
>Implying that dead people have expectations.
>Implying that dead people have a functional brain.

You must be really proud to have your extensive vocabulary.
1.5/10.
#13 - whitenerdy (11/21/2012) [-]
You wouldn't know it, for some of the things I have said over time, but I like people...
I like people, but I like them in short bursts.
I don't like people for extended periods of time though, this is why I like the internet.
After a minute, 1 minute and a half, I have to get the **** out.

Because I have low tolerance for stupid ******** , they just keep telling their stupid opinion/view points like an endless waterfall of diarrhea.

And even if you try to make a discussion out of it, (which is most of the time rude as **** .) Then they are going to deny everything I say with some more, socially, culturally, non-intellectually ********* , that I have absolute no respect for.

"MLP is the best show :DDD"
"Men are suppressing women."
"America is the best country!"
"Justin Beiber is the Kurt Cobain of our time!"
( ******* Emoticons in general => ":DDD" <=)

#11 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
haha glorious comments section
#5 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
I hope you know your life is meaningless
User avatar #8 to #5 - whitenerdy (08/02/2012) [-]
/watch?v=ia4Tlo5MYdg
#9 to #8 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Aight
User avatar #3 - cnyeguy (08/02/2012) [-]
I just wanted to personally say **** you. Ignorant **** .
User avatar #12 to #3 - whitenerdy (11/20/2012) [-]
D: That's not how you make friends :(

Remember kids!

Friendship is magic! <3
#1 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey man you need to check your **** . There's no need to be a dick, just because you're insecure about yourself. Seriously! Sit down, have a drink for crying out loud. I'm not trying to be an asshole, I'm just saying, that's no way to live. You sound pretty bitter as is- what does that say about you, especially for when you're older?
#2 to #1 - whitenerdy (08/02/2012) [-]
You're right, I should go get a job, a new hair cut, get a preschool education. Thank you stranger.

"pfff, lol."
#4 to #2 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Right, and you think this is helping? Stop being so birdbrained and realize you're an ignorant douche. Do you have problems with your parents?
#10 to #4 - whitenerdy (10/03/2012) [-]
> Implying you know more then me or that you actually know anything about me. Who's the ignorant now?

And no, why should I have a problem with my parents?
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