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#2083309 - Wanna talk about it buddy?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2083392 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
well how about this, I get woken up this morning, not by a kind gentle knock, not by an alarm, but by banging on my door just because I had to help hang out washing. When that was well and done with, I thought "well I should get another hour of sleep cause I couldn't get any last night"... NOPE! had to listen to freaking horrible music up loud. I decide "well I may as well get some breakfast" but even that was ruined by my brothers girlfriend going into every detail about her sex life with my brother, but that should be fine because "her sister isn't disturbed by it", well guess what, you only knew your sister from 2 years ago, and she is a giant slut, so of course she wont be. As the day progressed, I thought it all looked a bit up, but unfortunately, one of my uncles had died at around 12. This I am saddened by, but glad he died cause he has been in a lot of pain for the past few years and had horrible dementia, so at least he is at peace... this was changed by everyone yelling at me for saying at least he isn't in pain, as that is 'disrespectful' to them, even though no one here really knew him. To top it all off, everyone decided "lets all go to the cinema as a pick-me-up after today" and all went out to see people and what not... guess who is the only person who they forgot about, and had to even borrow money from.

To make things worse, there is still another 7 hours and 20 minutes left in this day, which I assume will be filled with the noise of annoying children who will visit later, being screamed at for being in the bathroom for more then 10 minutes (I swear its been months since I last shaved because of them, and I get yelled at for not shaving) and will even have to be yelled at for having the shows I watch too loud, even though its up so I dont have to hear my brother and his girlfriend 'going at it'.

And I have to sit here and take all this shit cause I am the pathetic 'disabled' slave that the family has.
#2083644 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
Ah well, that does sound pretty shitty. But hell, could be worse.
User avatar #2083676 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
give it the rest of the day, I bet it will
User avatar #2083699 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
At least you have the solace of your computer and the serenity of the Items Board.

And hell, if you want to turn your brother's girlfriend's blabbermouth into a positive, she could be a source of blackmail information on if he does any wierd shit in bed.
User avatar #2083730 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
no, she tells everyone, she is a bitch. She grabbed all my sims 3 games while I was out one day, installed every single one of them, yet says "well I bought the latest expansion pack for myself, so I don't owe you anything"

BITCH! THAT COST ME OVER $750 and she thinks it should be free.
User avatar #2083747 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
Damn, hope EA's installing policies didn't screw you over on that one.
User avatar #2083770 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
chances are, they have, cant use the edit town feature anymore without it crashing
#2071515 - Hooly dooly cooly 12/12/2012 on Play items 0
#2070542 - You bet your sweet ass I took it 12/12/2012 on Play items +2
#2070531 - estevan YOU ARE A GODDAMNED SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Play items +3
User avatar #2070541 - publicawesomeslot (12/12/2012) [-]
damn, not bad.
User avatar #2070538 - deansg (12/12/2012) [-]
I'd definitely take it
User avatar #2070542 - whitenail (12/12/2012) [-]
You bet your sweet ass I took it
User avatar #2070536 - Wadrob (12/12/2012) [-]
I see my whip cream item!
User avatar #2070532 - estevan (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks you ;D
#2070475 - What would be the trading in terms of selling RIT's for gems (… 12/12/2012 on Play items 0
#2054780 - **whitenail rolls 52** HUE 12/11/2012 on Play items -2
#59 - "Mon Visage" 12/11/2012 on /b +9
#2037141 - Pulitzer material  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on Play items +1
User avatar #2037143 - stonedaddy (12/10/2012) [-]
thanks bro don't steal it though Ima send it to Random House
#20390 - BUT DE ORIGINAL ARTIST'S STYLLLLLLLE!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... +3
#20393 - mvtjets (12/09/2012) [-]
:I <-------------The original artist's style
#81 - HFW it only fuels his erection 12/09/2012 on I'm komming! +6
#2000661 - AUCTIONING 1 WHOLE ************* VELOSIRAPTOR… 12/09/2012 on Play items +1
#20373 - Anyone got the version of this without the feel face at the end.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... +1
#20405 - chrystof (12/09/2012) [-]
fixed
#20388 - mvtjets (12/09/2012) [-]
It only talkes like 2 minutes in MS paint to recreate..............
#20390 - whitenail (12/09/2012) [-]
BUT DE ORIGINAL ARTIST'S STYLLLLLLLE!
#20393 - mvtjets (12/09/2012) [-]
:I <-------------The original artist's style
#60 - This comic was both funny and clever. 12/09/2012 on Gaming Moments: Far Cry 3... +28
#1962937 - AUCTIONING 1 WHOLE ************* VELOSIRAPTOR …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1962943 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
Velosiraptors were never cool
User avatar #1962949 - brownieshivers (12/07/2012) [-]
you are definitely new here.
User avatar #1962956 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
Well I never thought they were cool. And Ive been here since items first started
User avatar #1963005 - brownieshivers (12/07/2012) [-]
BUT WAI
User avatar #1963035 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
Idk. Mainly cuz to get one I wrote laxica on my ass and posted it to fj then it lost its value and Ive held resent over it ever since
#1973100 - laxica (12/07/2012) [-]
is this what you are talking about?
User avatar #1973793 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
You saved it? YOU FUCKING SAVED IT?!
User avatar #1976728 - laxica (12/08/2012) [-]
hehehehe
User avatar #1963047 - brownieshivers (12/07/2012) [-]
oh lol
#1962815 - HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE 12/07/2012 on Play items 0
#1962787 - AUCTIONING 1 VELOSIRAPTOR SEND OFFERS IN THIS TIGHT …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Play items +1
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User avatar #1962815 - whitenail (12/07/2012) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#2 - OP charming the ladies with his wit and wisdom at parties. 12/06/2012 on Girls On Facebook and My... +2
#83 - Aye, I was just thinking that. Although while Ozymand…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on the truth 0
#171 - mrgreatnames has deleted their comment.
#1 - I've clearly gone too far into newest uploads.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2012 on no respect +9
User avatar #2 - Grammar Hitler (12/05/2012) [-]
Clearly.
User avatar #6 - sinery (12/05/2012) [-]
Invincible nuclear zombie robot grammar Hitler is back!
Only dubs can save us now.
User avatar #7 - Grammar Hitler (12/05/2012) [-]
Impossible, I never left. I've been lurking among these people for years.
User avatar #8 - sinery (12/05/2012) [-]
Invincible nuclear lurking grammar Hitler!
Meh who gives a damn.
User avatar #9 - Grammar Hitler (12/05/2012) [-]
I don't. I'm just tired at the moment.
Finals are THE worst thing EVER.
#5 - sinery has deleted their comment.
#79 - That's one thing I always find kinda frightening about super-h…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2012 on the truth +1
User avatar #173 - SonofChuck (12/05/2012) [-]
They've done stories where exactly that has happened.
#80 - devout feminist (12/05/2012) [-]
Every read Watchmen? haha
User avatar #83 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Aye, I was just thinking that.

Although while Ozymandias did go all nuclear, Dr Manhattan was really the only one with super-powers and yet all he did was mope about how he could just reduce the Earth to a cinder. I'm talking about that aspect (because I mean anybody crazy enough can just grab a few nukes and hold the world to ransom).
#171 - mrgreatnames has deleted their comment.
#138 - No country For Old Men?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... 0
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#136 - Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... 0
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#134 - Oh God that was so awesome, like a ******** versi…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... 0
User avatar #135 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
They're setting it up for a reboot, the new cast is stocked. also my favorite villan to date, save the joker
User avatar #136 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset when he turned down the part of Roland in the Dark Tower film they were planning.
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#132 - Luckily I've seen it, 'twas awesome aye.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... +1
User avatar #133 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
the most amazing thing ever. it made me want to slaughter terrorist assassins in an English mansion
User avatar #134 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God that was so awesome, like a hardcore version of Home Alone.
User avatar #135 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
They're setting it up for a reboot, the new cast is stocked. also my favorite villan to date, save the joker
User avatar #136 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset when he turned down the part of Roland in the Dark Tower film they were planning.
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#16 - Only if you count, like, the cgi face on the back of Quirrell'…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/04/2012 on that moment when... +1
User avatar #18 - supermanon (12/04/2012) [-]
He is also the new M in James Bond. spoiler alert
#132 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Luckily I've seen it, 'twas awesome aye.
User avatar #133 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
the most amazing thing ever. it made me want to slaughter terrorist assassins in an English mansion
User avatar #134 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God that was so awesome, like a hardcore version of Home Alone.
User avatar #135 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
They're setting it up for a reboot, the new cast is stocked. also my favorite villan to date, save the joker
User avatar #136 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset when he turned down the part of Roland in the Dark Tower film they were planning.
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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