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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:2/04/2014
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Content Thumbs: 5129 total,  5994 ,  865
Comment Thumbs: 5707 total,  6285 ,  578
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 151 Content: Faptastic → Level 152 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:150966
Times Content Favorited:183 times
Total Comments Made:1376
FJ Points:1958
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#2071515 - Hooly dooly cooly 12/12/2012 on Play items 0
#2070542 - You bet your sweet ass I took it 12/12/2012 on Play items +2
#2070531 - estevan YOU ARE A GODDAMNED SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Play items +3
User avatar #2070541 - publicawesomeslot (12/12/2012) [-]
damn, not bad.
User avatar #2070538 - deansg (12/12/2012) [-]
I'd definitely take it
User avatar #2070542 - whitenail (12/12/2012) [-]
You bet your sweet ass I took it
User avatar #2070536 - Wadrob (12/12/2012) [-]
I see my whip cream item!
User avatar #2070532 - estevan (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks you ;D
#2070475 - What would be the trading in terms of selling RIT's for gems (… 12/12/2012 on Play items 0
#2054780 - **whitenail rolls 52** HUE 12/11/2012 on Play items -2
#59 - "Mon Visage" 12/11/2012 on /b +9
#2037141 - Pulitzer material  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on Play items +1
User avatar #2037143 - stonedaddy (12/10/2012) [-]
thanks bro don't steal it though Ima send it to Random House
#20390 - BUT DE ORIGINAL ARTIST'S STYLLLLLLLE!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... +3
#20393 - mvtjets (12/09/2012) [-]
:I <-------------The original artist's style
#81 - HFW it only fuels his erection 12/09/2012 on I'm komming! +6
#2000661 - AUCTIONING 1 WHOLE ************* VELOSIRAPTOR… 12/09/2012 on Play items +1
#20373 - Anyone got the version of this without the feel face at the end.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... +1
#20405 - chrystof (12/09/2012) [-]
fixed
#20388 - mvtjets (12/09/2012) [-]
It only talkes like 2 minutes in MS paint to recreate..............
#20390 - whitenail (12/09/2012) [-]
BUT DE ORIGINAL ARTIST'S STYLLLLLLLE!
#20393 - mvtjets (12/09/2012) [-]
:I <-------------The original artist's style
#60 - This comic was both funny and clever. 12/09/2012 on Gaming Moments: Far Cry 3... +28
#1962937 - AUCTIONING 1 WHOLE ************* VELOSIRAPTOR …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1962943 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
Velosiraptors were never cool
User avatar #1962949 - brownieshivers (12/07/2012) [-]
you are definitely new here.
User avatar #1962956 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
Well I never thought they were cool. And Ive been here since items first started
User avatar #1963005 - brownieshivers (12/07/2012) [-]
BUT WAI
User avatar #1963035 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
Idk. Mainly cuz to get one I wrote laxica on my ass and posted it to fj then it lost its value and Ive held resent over it ever since
#1973100 - laxica (12/07/2012) [-]
is this what you are talking about?
User avatar #1973793 - jjristine (12/07/2012) [-]
You saved it? YOU FUCKING SAVED IT?!
User avatar #1976728 - laxica (12/08/2012) [-]
hehehehe
User avatar #1963047 - brownieshivers (12/07/2012) [-]
oh lol
#1962815 - HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE 12/07/2012 on Play items 0
#1962787 - AUCTIONING 1 VELOSIRAPTOR SEND OFFERS IN THIS TIGHT …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Play items +1
#1962793 - ponyerror has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1962815 - whitenail (12/07/2012) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#2 - OP charming the ladies with his wit and wisdom at parties. 12/06/2012 on Girls On Facebook and My... +2
#83 - Aye, I was just thinking that. Although while Ozymand…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on the truth 0
#171 - mrgreatnames has deleted their comment.
#1 - I've clearly gone too far into newest uploads.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2012 on no respect +9
User avatar #2 - Grammar Hitler (12/05/2012) [-]
Clearly.
User avatar #6 - sinery (12/05/2012) [-]
Invincible nuclear zombie robot grammar Hitler is back!
Only dubs can save us now.
User avatar #7 - Grammar Hitler (12/05/2012) [-]
Impossible, I never left. I've been lurking among these people for years.
User avatar #8 - sinery (12/05/2012) [-]
Invincible nuclear lurking grammar Hitler!
Meh who gives a damn.
User avatar #9 - Grammar Hitler (12/05/2012) [-]
I don't. I'm just tired at the moment.
Finals are THE worst thing EVER.
#5 - sinery has deleted their comment.
#79 - That's one thing I always find kinda frightening about super-h…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2012 on the truth +1
User avatar #173 - SonofChuck (12/05/2012) [-]
They've done stories where exactly that has happened.
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/05/2012) [-]
Every read Watchmen? haha
User avatar #83 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Aye, I was just thinking that.

Although while Ozymandias did go all nuclear, Dr Manhattan was really the only one with super-powers and yet all he did was mope about how he could just reduce the Earth to a cinder. I'm talking about that aspect (because I mean anybody crazy enough can just grab a few nukes and hold the world to ransom).
#171 - mrgreatnames has deleted their comment.
#138 - No country For Old Men?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... 0
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#136 - Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... 0
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#134 - Oh God that was so awesome, like a hardcore version of Home Alone.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... 0
User avatar #135 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
They're setting it up for a reboot, the new cast is stocked. also my favorite villan to date, save the joker
User avatar #136 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset when he turned down the part of Roland in the Dark Tower film they were planning.
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#132 - Luckily I've seen it, 'twas awesome aye.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2012 on that moment when... +1
User avatar #133 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
the most amazing thing ever. it made me want to slaughter terrorist assassins in an English mansion
User avatar #134 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God that was so awesome, like a hardcore version of Home Alone.
User avatar #135 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
They're setting it up for a reboot, the new cast is stocked. also my favorite villan to date, save the joker
User avatar #136 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset when he turned down the part of Roland in the Dark Tower film they were planning.
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#16 - Only if you count, like, the cgi face on the back of Quirrell'…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/04/2012 on that moment when... +1
User avatar #18 - supermanon (12/04/2012) [-]
He is also the new M in James Bond. spoiler alert
#132 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Luckily I've seen it, 'twas awesome aye.
User avatar #133 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
the most amazing thing ever. it made me want to slaughter terrorist assassins in an English mansion
User avatar #134 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God that was so awesome, like a hardcore version of Home Alone.
User avatar #135 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
They're setting it up for a reboot, the new cast is stocked. also my favorite villan to date, save the joker
User avatar #136 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh God yeah, Javier Bardem's an amazing actor, I was so upset when he turned down the part of Roland in the Dark Tower film they were planning.
User avatar #137 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
He was pretty good in that other movie, Im blanking on the name. it was like No country for gentlemen or something
#138 - whitenail (12/05/2012) [-]
No country For Old Men?
User avatar #139 - supermanon (12/05/2012) [-]
yes
#1861486 - Hullabaloo Shenanigans Garage 12/02/2012 on Play items 0
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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