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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
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#143 - I adore you. 12/22/2012 on Coincidence? +1
#2218253 - Comment deleted 12/21/2012 on Play items 0
#2218242 - **whitenail rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at… 12/21/2012 on Play items +1
#2218237 - Comment deleted 12/21/2012 on Play items 0
#2179872 - I'm looking for instant results here, I wouldn't trouble yours… 12/19/2012 on Play items 0
#2179848 - BUYING 300 PONY POOP  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2179860 - valesthesia (12/19/2012) [-]
I'll farm the poop for you for your aboms
User avatar #2179872 - whitenail (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm looking for instant results here, I wouldn't trouble yourself with it
#2172800 - BUYING 300 PONY POOP FOLKS, SEND OFFERS 12/18/2012 on Play items 0
#2172492 - THE COMIC SERIES "THE EXTRAORDINARY WORLD OF MR TOAST" 12/18/2012 on Play items 0
#2172431 - It's from Mr Toast 12/18/2012 on Play items 0
#2170273 - Bingro bangro schlom 12/18/2012 on Play items +3
#91 - 'Sup  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on Thumb Orgy +43
User avatar #94 - devold (12/16/2012) [-]
oh god
#2139027 - Chers deafitems  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on Play items 0
#2139047 - deafitems (12/16/2012) [-]
Lol thanks
#2138932 - Yes 12/16/2012 on Play items 0
#2138610 - Thanks shinnok 12/16/2012 on Play items 0
#2138564 - Dinga 12/16/2012 on Play items 0
#2138461 - Bimba 12/16/2012 on Play items 0
#2124954 - Buying two Frank's legs, selling a Frank's torso 12/16/2012 on Play items 0
#2121362 - A present 12/15/2012 on Play items 0
#2121293 - K 12/15/2012 on Play items +3
#2121249 - Because you drank too many liquids 12/15/2012 on Play items 0
#2084411 - NO 12/13/2012 on Play items +1
#2083747 - Damn, hope EA's installing policies didn't screw you over on that one.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2083770 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
chances are, they have, cant use the edit town feature anymore without it crashing
#2083699 - At least you have the solace of your computer and the serenity…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2083730 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
no, she tells everyone, she is a bitch. She grabbed all my sims 3 games while I was out one day, installed every single one of them, yet says "well I bought the latest expansion pack for myself, so I don't owe you anything"

BITCH! THAT COST ME OVER $750 and she thinks it should be free.
User avatar #2083747 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
Damn, hope EA's installing policies didn't screw you over on that one.
User avatar #2083770 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
chances are, they have, cant use the edit town feature anymore without it crashing
#2083644 - Ah well, that does sound pretty ****** . But hell,…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2083676 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
give it the rest of the day, I bet it will
User avatar #2083699 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
At least you have the solace of your computer and the serenity of the Items Board.

And hell, if you want to turn your brother's girlfriend's blabbermouth into a positive, she could be a source of blackmail information on if he does any wierd shit in bed.
User avatar #2083730 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
no, she tells everyone, she is a bitch. She grabbed all my sims 3 games while I was out one day, installed every single one of them, yet says "well I bought the latest expansion pack for myself, so I don't owe you anything"

BITCH! THAT COST ME OVER $750 and she thinks it should be free.
User avatar #2083747 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
Damn, hope EA's installing policies didn't screw you over on that one.
User avatar #2083770 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
chances are, they have, cant use the edit town feature anymore without it crashing
#2083309 - Wanna talk about it buddy?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2083392 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
well how about this, I get woken up this morning, not by a kind gentle knock, not by an alarm, but by banging on my door just because I had to help hang out washing. When that was well and done with, I thought "well I should get another hour of sleep cause I couldn't get any last night"... NOPE! had to listen to freaking horrible music up loud. I decide "well I may as well get some breakfast" but even that was ruined by my brothers girlfriend going into every detail about her sex life with my brother, but that should be fine because "her sister isn't disturbed by it", well guess what, you only knew your sister from 2 years ago, and she is a giant slut, so of course she wont be. As the day progressed, I thought it all looked a bit up, but unfortunately, one of my uncles had died at around 12. This I am saddened by, but glad he died cause he has been in a lot of pain for the past few years and had horrible dementia, so at least he is at peace... this was changed by everyone yelling at me for saying at least he isn't in pain, as that is 'disrespectful' to them, even though no one here really knew him. To top it all off, everyone decided "lets all go to the cinema as a pick-me-up after today" and all went out to see people and what not... guess who is the only person who they forgot about, and had to even borrow money from.

To make things worse, there is still another 7 hours and 20 minutes left in this day, which I assume will be filled with the noise of annoying children who will visit later, being screamed at for being in the bathroom for more then 10 minutes (I swear its been months since I last shaved because of them, and I get yelled at for not shaving) and will even have to be yelled at for having the shows I watch too loud, even though its up so I dont have to hear my brother and his girlfriend 'going at it'.

And I have to sit here and take all this shit cause I am the pathetic 'disabled' slave that the family has.
#2083644 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
Ah well, that does sound pretty shitty. But hell, could be worse.
User avatar #2083676 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
give it the rest of the day, I bet it will
User avatar #2083699 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
At least you have the solace of your computer and the serenity of the Items Board.

And hell, if you want to turn your brother's girlfriend's blabbermouth into a positive, she could be a source of blackmail information on if he does any wierd shit in bed.
User avatar #2083730 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
no, she tells everyone, she is a bitch. She grabbed all my sims 3 games while I was out one day, installed every single one of them, yet says "well I bought the latest expansion pack for myself, so I don't owe you anything"

BITCH! THAT COST ME OVER $750 and she thinks it should be free.
User avatar #2083747 - whitenail (12/13/2012) [-]
Damn, hope EA's installing policies didn't screw you over on that one.
User avatar #2083770 - VincentKing (12/13/2012) [-]
chances are, they have, cant use the edit town feature anymore without it crashing
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
#31 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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