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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:2/04/2014
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Content Thumbs: 5129 total,  5994 ,  865
Comment Thumbs: 5706 total,  6284 ,  578
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 151 Content: Faptastic → Level 152 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:150824
Times Content Favorited:183 times
Total Comments Made:1376
FJ Points:1958
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#34 - A game called Amnesia: The Dark Descent 04/21/2011 on I'm going to hell +2
#381 - I thumbed this before it got frontpage! 04/21/2011 on Gimli and Legolas +25
#265 - Oh...oh my... *calls out to my dog to give him a big hug* 04/20/2011 on Baww Goodbye +3
#22 - <I browsed the first page and I found this: What the… 04/19/2011 on Description +8
#95 - Last picture: I didn't know Willem Dafoe played Shaun :p. 04/19/2011 on Maximum Trolling +4
#131 - Really? Wow...I'm gonna have to see a link.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2011 on cheapest hooker +1
#136 - thablitzreaper (04/19/2011) [-]
I've seen a couple of "her" full strips. Her vagina can't be that small.
She has a suspicious voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ej2rxMbqSM&feature=related
#346 - First three top posts and I've laughed at and thumbed each of … 04/19/2011 on Correcting a bitch on facebook +2
#1 - I literally don't know any of these songs :/...clever idea though. 04/18/2011 on Songs In Real Life 2! 0
#13 - Made me lol, thumbs for you. 04/18/2011 on OMG he cut it off! +1
#77 - I enjoy a bit o' the Blues every now and then. Here's a treat,… 04/17/2011 on Music these days +2
#7 - First thing today to make me lol, thumbs for you! 04/16/2011 on Paranormal Activity 0
#10 - One time me and my friends were playing this at a LAN cafe and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2011 on borderlands +19
#21 - proffesurshithead (04/17/2011) [-]
Your friend is awesome
#82 - Nice! Did you hear about Edd's cancer at the moment...f… 04/16/2011 on Funnyjunk Wallpaper 0
#14 - Got it downstairs, ah the good times. 04/16/2011 on Is this real or 0
#11 - Woah, that's awesome! Do you know where it was taken, was this… 04/14/2011 on The Road To Eldorado 0
#28 - A vacuum cleaner? I'm thinking sucking THEIR brains out… 04/14/2011 on zombie Apocalypse part 1 +1
#13 - I'd think that too, but sadly enough it's a guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2011 on Beauty 0
#14 - shellshocker (04/14/2011) [-]
This is for that guy.
#12 - That's great, but the person in blue is me and it happened yes… 04/14/2011 on Beauty -1
#117 - Woah, I guess I didn't realize what I said was actually quite … 04/14/2011 on Forever NOT alone -1
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2011 on Forever NOT alone -25
#117 - whitenail (04/14/2011) [-]
Woah, I guess I didn't realize what I said was actually quite upsetting.

I have a dog that I love to pieces and personally I think the picture's touching, so here's a picture of a steampunk justice league to make up for it:
#48 - Ragesnowman (04/14/2011) [-]
#38 - SmellyLama (04/14/2011) [-]
User avatar #36 - roflstorm (04/14/2011) [-]
not cool bro
not cool
#34 - JustSayNo (04/14/2011) [-]
#23 - backupzhere (04/13/2011) [-]
#71 - That would've been a dream come true. 04/13/2011 on Sexy Cosplay Girl +11
#104 - Props to the last one, in this age of hipsters it's nice to se… 04/13/2011 on Inception Comicomp -3
#3 - The sad part is (and brace yourself)...it's a guy. 04/13/2011 on Beauty +2
#2 - TRAP THREAD GO! 04/13/2011 on Not a chance. 0
#1 - Posted TODAY already. 04/13/2011 on In My Dream 0
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
#31 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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