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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
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#624 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2012 on Why? +4
#652 - iseeafaggot Comment deleted by whitenail
#654 - implosay Comment deleted by whitenail
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#160 - My friend was telling me about a math exam he had a while back… 01/07/2012 on I Hope You Don't Get Cancer +1
#695 - What's the bet that they make a new account within a week? … 01/07/2012 on Its been fun +5
#764 - Well of course when his jokes go like "If you have a doll… 01/06/2012 on Fuck Chuck Norris 0
#673 - Aye, and I'm not surprised. Bruce was a very experienced fight…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on Fuck Chuck Norris +1
#685 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that he wasn't experienced, but he wasn't as experienced. Just as Shaolin Monks are far more experienced than Bruce in Kung Fu.
#658 - Feeling's mutual. 01/06/2012 on Fuck Chuck Norris +3
#643 - In all fairness, he does hold black-belts across a ridiculous …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2012 on Fuck Chuck Norris +19
User avatar #744 - senseofpurpose (01/06/2012) [-]
Well still he is wayyy overhyped
User avatar #764 - whitenail (01/06/2012) [-]
Well of course when his jokes go like "If you have a dollar and Chuck has a dollar, he has more money than you".

That's kind of the joke, the factor of ridiculous-over-the-top-ness.

But nowadays, as the real Chuck is suffering from some mass-backlash at joke Chuck it's unfortunate to see people think that the man isn't quite awesome in his own right.
#659 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
Okay I agree with you on all but the Bruce Lee thing, mainly because he was a much more experienced fighter, and that Chuck Norris openly said if it were an actual fight to the death he would have been killed.
User avatar #673 - whitenail (01/06/2012) [-]
Aye, and I'm not surprised. Bruce was a very experienced fighter, and furthermore the kind of man who didn't go around starting fights.

However, if we're going to say that someone can't be an experienced martial artist simply because they aren't up to the quality of Bruce Lee well, that's a bit of a stretch. It's like saying a band is bad because they aren't up to the standard of The Beatles.
#685 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that he wasn't experienced, but he wasn't as experienced. Just as Shaolin Monks are far more experienced than Bruce in Kung Fu.
User avatar #654 - dheathd (01/06/2012) [-]
in all fairness i do not give a flying fuck

#658 - whitenail (01/06/2012) [-]
Feeling's mutual.
#59 - <If you guys covered this (Asleep In The Back by Elbow) the… 01/06/2012 on They'll suck either way 0
#58 - Comment deleted 01/06/2012 on They'll suck either way 0
#183 - I'm sorry, since when did Atheism simply become "I have a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2012 on Atheists +39
User avatar #191 - turtlefucker (01/06/2012) [-]
No kidding.

I don't give a fuck what you are, because no matter what chances are you're fucking wrong.
No one living has a clue what happens when you die or how we got here, so why not just all shut the fuck up? Believe what you believe because you believe it, and shut up about what others think.
#269 - baconisbacon (01/06/2012) [-]
i trolled mormon.com and the guy flipped his shit and said he's in it for the faith it was funny
#89 - Tard lap dance oh God lol 01/06/2012 on Tard Stories 17 (18 in desc.) +5
#77 - I knew a guy last year, used to do that with stock footage of … 01/05/2012 on 4CHAN 0
#5 - If you've ever seen /b/ raid a web-site (Google "Youtube …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2012 on Have we forgotten? +1
User avatar #6 - allisunyin (03/01/2012) [-]
so THAT'S why my blogtv channel got spammed by a 700 people calling me a fat whore and saying they were from ebaumworld. Well Why would someone from /b/ be on my channel anyway?
User avatar #7 - whitenail (03/02/2012) [-]
Pretty much.

What's the name of your channel?
User avatar #8 - allisunyin (03/02/2012) [-]
Allisunny or Allisunyin. I have 2
#22 - Check my comment above, because it seerves as a rebuttal to yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2012 on We don't watch just ponies.... +2
User avatar #26 - mcderfenschmirt (01/05/2012) [-]
Damn it, accidentally deleted my comment.

But yeah, I was agreeing with you all the way.
#27 - whitenail (01/05/2012) [-]
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Oh...I see that now. Sorry, I read that as my post was asking to get trolled.

Here, take this picture as an example of my face when I realized.
#23 - mcderfenschmirt has deleted their comment.
#21 - Because I was scrolling through newest uploads and I'm just ti… 01/05/2012 on We don't watch just ponies.... +1
#6 - Where's the funny? And honestly, you'd probably recei…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2012 on We don't watch just ponies.... +5
User avatar #9 - aloopyduck (01/05/2012) [-]
If you don't give a shit then why did you post here?
User avatar #21 - whitenail (01/05/2012) [-]
Because I was scrolling through newest uploads and I'm just tired of posts that don't even SET OUT to be funny. The comments are for users to give their honest opinion regarding the content in a bid to improve the quality of future content.

If you want to broadcast an opinion then all the power to you, but there are far better places to do such things (The Escapist, for instance, is a forum with quite a large portion of the community that enjoys My Little Pony).

And in response to both your post and the person below me, why are you accusing me of troll-baiting when you're the one basically saying that everyone who doesn't watch My Little Pony is some pillar of hatred and ignorance that assumes "gay community" watch My Little Pony and nothing else?

If you so desperately crave some sense of "respect" for watching the show (a sign that you're either insecure about enjoying the show or paranoid about how others feel about fans of the show) then just appreciate the show like any other normal fan-base and seek nothing else. You wanna do something, go ahead, everyone else is irrelevant.

I mean for God's sake, I enjoy Red Dwarf but you don't see me making posts on FunnyJunk limiting my personality to a...I'unno, Dwarfer, or lashing out at those who don't like or have any interest in the show.
User avatar #11 - mcderfenschmirt (01/05/2012) [-]
Because he gave a shit about how some gay community post stuff telling haters to stfu and the fact that this post is literally asking to get trolled on.
#22 - whitenail (01/05/2012) [-]
Check my comment above, because it seerves as a rebuttal to your argument as well.
User avatar #26 - mcderfenschmirt (01/05/2012) [-]
Damn it, accidentally deleted my comment.

But yeah, I was agreeing with you all the way.
#27 - whitenail (01/05/2012) [-]
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Oh...I see that now. Sorry, I read that as my post was asking to get trolled.

Here, take this picture as an example of my face when I realized.
#23 - mcderfenschmirt has deleted their comment.
#374 - Doesn't mean you can't give it a shot. Hell, the firs… 01/05/2012 on Help produce a movie! 0
#278 - Picture 01/05/2012 on Im out..... +5
#344 - Wouldn't it be wiser to go to an actual production company wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2012 on Help produce a movie! 0
User avatar #361 - oldchicagosouls (01/05/2012) [-]
Believe it or not, production companies eat you alive worse than FJ ever could.

User avatar #374 - whitenail (01/05/2012) [-]
Doesn't mean you can't give it a shot.

Hell, the first Back To The Future scripts went through a slew of companies before finally getting picked up (Bob Gale and Robert Zemeckis were shouted out of the boardroom at Disney under accusations of incest...the scene with Marty and his mother in the car).

It's just that it sounds like a good film (I'm a fan of film noir, you sure it's "a film noir"...I'unno) and you'd probably have a decent shot getting it picked up by a smaller company. Relying on donations to get started is a trap I've seen many, many potential films fall into (google "Iron Sky").
#682 - Nice quads ya got there. 01/04/2012 on Your New Favorite Thing 0
#570 - **whitenail rolls 1,687**  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2012 on Your New Favorite Thing 0
#578 - phatninja (01/04/2012) [-]
**phatninja rolls 3,969**
#569 - **whitenail rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Your New Favorite Thing 0
#919 - kulmira (01/04/2012) [-]
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**dengekisushi rolls 7,342** This is how you do it :P
User avatar #597 - lolcatkiller (01/04/2012) [-]
**lolcatkiller rolls 2,222**

User avatar #682 - whitenail (01/04/2012) [-]
Nice quads ya got there.
#602 - TheFixer (01/04/2012) [-]
i present you with these for your roll, make a wish
#604 - lolcatkiller (01/04/2012) [-]
#599 - lolcatkiller (01/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1033 - warzon (01/11/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOO

ive came from the future...
to steal your quads
thank you goodbye

ill be in the tardis


#594 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,473** That's how you do it.
User avatar #589 - chimponice (01/04/2012) [-]
**chimponice rolls 3,638**
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User avatar #577 - TheFixer (01/04/2012) [-]
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#576 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
challenge accepted *roll 4*
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**keiishiyama rolls 5,785** If you insist.
User avatar #570 - whitenail (01/04/2012) [-]
**whitenail rolls 1,687**
#578 - phatninja (01/04/2012) [-]
**phatninja rolls 3,969**
#151 - I had a friend who, for over a straight year, had what we call… 01/04/2012 on Strange Dreams Part 2 -1
#246 - And it's got Ramona Flowers in it! 01/04/2012 on Abraham Lincoln : Vampire... +4
#449 - That's because people are too afraid of 4chan. They need somet… 01/04/2012 on Oh God /b/... 0
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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