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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:2/04/2014
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#61 - Trudat, but how would they get them all done before the actor … 05/19/2013 on Stephen King +2
#27 - Well while it may not have been Skyrim it certainly wasn't a l… 05/11/2013 on title +3
#140 - Picture 05/11/2013 on MFW +3
#18 - BRIAN BLESSED! 05/11/2013 on Vibrator 0
#60 - Just so you guys know that girl in the picture is tumblr user …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Just her and ramen +57
#134 - buckoman (05/11/2013) [-]
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And?
User avatar #111 - windmagevaati (05/11/2013) [-]
and?
User avatar #99 - pulluspardus (05/11/2013) [-]
and why are you stalking her?
#97 - agwd (05/11/2013) [-]
#90 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
#61 - kaffedk (05/11/2013) [-]
#63 - waffies (05/11/2013) [-]
sauce on that gif? I only recognize the actor as Simian from SGU
#65 - kaffedk (05/11/2013) [-]
That is T-Bag from Prison Break. Actor is Robert Knepper.
#66 - waffies (05/11/2013) [-]
I only know him as "That fucker who killed two awesome characters"

SO ill look it up! have a nice night/day
#68 - kaffedk (05/11/2013) [-]
You too.
#94 - Picture 05/09/2013 on sex +1
#34 - Dammit the pic's not showing up for me, what am I missing?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Pretty awesome guy 0
User avatar #44 - garin (04/26/2013) [-]
Very large chick updating her profile pic, someone commented saying "u look sexy" and she replied "thank u dad"...

It's horrifying...
#175 - Indeed, I was actually really happy with what Irrational did, … 04/26/2013 on this guy 0
#49 - Because it worked so great the last time a dude with a big whi…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2013 on this guy +92
User avatar #53 - ififeellikeit (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually if you look closely you'll find a fully functioning society.
There will always be people like the Vox Populi no matter what you do. But other wise Columbia functioned just as well if not better than most places. Both Comstock and Ryan had similar ideas, create a city\city state run properly. Comstock just did it better.
User avatar #175 - whitenail (04/26/2013) [-]
Indeed, I was actually really happy with what Irrational did, fleshing out not just the city but it's leading figure rather than just going "LOL CHRISTIANS IN THE CLOUDS" as well as exploring how it was the actions of other, darker figures which tarnished the original aims of Columbia (i.e how Fink manipulated Comstock to allow his abysmal treatment of minorities)
#56 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
That's because Ryan Dewitt and Comstock are the same person, that's why they had similar ideas.
#66 - therealtjthemedic (04/25/2013) [-]
>Ryan DeWitt
what
just
what
User avatar #62 - ififeellikeit (04/25/2013) [-]
Andrew Ryan From Bioshock 1 and 2. You're thinking of Booker Dewit.
User avatar #54 - neoexdeath (04/25/2013) [-]
Rapture worked pretty well right up until Fontaine showed up. Turns out, Capitalism isn't a match for Sea Slugs with mutagenic properties.
User avatar #178 - Fontaine (05/08/2013) [-]
Shhhh, people don't need to know that
User avatar #117 - fedexman (04/25/2013) [-]
Maybe not capitalism it was the more communist system along with sea slugs that cause the main rift and eventual "revolution"..
#80 - Is this it? ined.html  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Feminist joke +4
User avatar #103 - meganinja (04/19/2013) [-]
yeah that's it
#121 - "New World Order Obama health reform" 04/13/2013 on I see stupid people +4
#17 - Videogames? Really? You couldn't have just said "… 04/13/2013 on Protection +10
#82 - :/ 04/13/2013 on How we treat haters +1
#39 - Where do pixels go when they die?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on I found a dead pixel on... +5
User avatar #40 - chaotixx (04/13/2013) [-]
Minecraft
#1273 - Who the hell is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on On this page we are all women 0
#1275 - leveyan has deleted their comment.
#261 - Anybody find it interesting that all these ancient societies, … 04/08/2013 on Still a proud nord +1
#229 - ******* ...goddamnit 04/06/2013 on Tattoo +1
#54 - Oh, tt's a small and beautiful world  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on He wasn't just Uncle Vernon... 0
User avatar #66 - tallzed (04/01/2013) [-]
That is too perfect for this content.
#80 - Picture 04/01/2013 on feminism 0
#75 - Eh, just strikes me as a poor argument. I mean fact of the mat…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2013 on feminism +1
#76 - Xyhpon (03/31/2013) [-]
It depends on if he gives me $2,500 and 385 exp for it or not..
#80 - whitenail (04/01/2013) [-]
#70 - If someone was running around *naked* it still wouldn't give y…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2013 on feminism +3
User avatar #72 - koopakilla (03/31/2013) [-]
people arent saying it gives you the right too, people are saying that if you dress incredibly slutty/revealing; dont be surprised when somebody sexually assualts you. which is where the "asking for it" thing comes from, dressing like that, theyre practically asking to be assaulted.
not really my personal opinion but i just wanna clear it up
User avatar #75 - whitenail (03/31/2013) [-]
Eh, just strikes me as a poor argument. I mean fact of the matter is nobody in their right mind would want to be raped (hence nobody would ever "ask" for it) and blaming a victim for what happens is completely overlooking the fact that somebody committed the crime of bloody rape against them.

As for the concept of asking for it, like let's say some crazy homeless dude runs up to you one day drugged out of his mind, hands you a loaded gun and starts yelling "SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE". I mean sure, in that case a guy is literally asking for it, but it's hardly a good reason at all to shoot somebody in the goddamn face now is it?
#76 - Xyhpon (03/31/2013) [-]
It depends on if he gives me $2,500 and 385 exp for it or not..
#80 - whitenail (04/01/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture 03/28/2013 on That feel... 0
#7 - Ma'am, could you please search your archive listings for "… 03/24/2013 on google +3
#23 - MORE LIKE ARSEON  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Ha +23
#28 - toughactintinactin (03/23/2013) [-]
#24 - diegotan has deleted their comment.
#316 - Anyone considered the fact that this could be a new alternativ… 03/23/2013 on i dont even +1
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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