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#39 - When it's summer vacation and you run into a friend in a place… 07/30/2013 on This has happened too much -2
#14 - Das ****** up 07/30/2013 on Who still uses that +5
#57 - Thanks man 07/26/2013 on Chess 0
#120 - My mum's never been that big on religion, but she was telling … 07/25/2013 on God is great +9
#34 - Source?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Chess 0
User avatar #39 - axeul (07/25/2013) [-]
Internet webcomix called Questionable Content. It is really good.
User avatar #57 - whitenail (07/26/2013) [-]
Thanks man
#30 - Would you care to enlighten me?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Chess 0
#32 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
She's a transgirl.
User avatar #34 - whitenail (07/25/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #39 - axeul (07/25/2013) [-]
Internet webcomix called Questionable Content. It is really good.
User avatar #57 - whitenail (07/26/2013) [-]
Thanks man
#36 - It was a ****** game 07/14/2013 on bought it for ps3 +5
#1470 - So what was he defending himself from, was Trayvon kicking his ass?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY 0
#1482 - thegreenbutton (07/14/2013) [-]
ye, not a single bruise or anything on the boy, just the bullet wound. Mexican guy on the other hand had his head beaten on concrete and punched.
User avatar #1476 - masterknight (07/14/2013) [-]
Trayvon was dressed all ghetto, Zimmerman followed him as he was on the night watch. Trayvon turned and jumped on Zimmerman. Zimmerman, fearing for his life, shot him.

IMO, Zimmerman was innocent. It was manslaughter.
#1481 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Um, no. Zimmerman followed trayvon and went against 911 who told him to not follow him. Quit being fucking biased.
User avatar #1488 - masterknight (07/14/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up anon. and I'm not being biased, which is funny.
#1497 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Yes you are. You're not even mentioning the stuff zimmerman did wrong, you're making him look like a complete angel, just like the media was doing for trayvon. Fuck off you biased cunt.
User avatar #1473 - nyangiraffe (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah trying
#1457 - As an Australian I don't know what the hell is going on, and a…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY +5
User avatar #1499 - elsteven (07/14/2013) [-]
Man acts like wanna-be cop, follows black kid who is walking home from buying Arizona iced tea and skittles at gas station. Fight breaks out, Barney Fife wanna-be gets the shit beat out of him pulls gun out shoots black kid, claims self-defence.
User avatar #1487 - fukkentyranitar (07/14/2013) [-]
You'd be better off googling it, fj is in full Bill O'Reilly mode today.
User avatar #1485 - I Am Monkey (07/14/2013) [-]
Zimmerman was a neighborhood watchman that saw Trayvon Martin walking through people back yards in the rain. He called the police and followed him. Trayvon was apparently "scared" of the man following him and reacted by beating the living shit out of him. In between having his head bashing into the curb Zimmerman shot him, fearing for his life. The police let him off because it was textbook self defense.

However the media and race-baiters picked up the story and changed the story to "Racist white man shoots black child on site", because fuck evidence. After a massive public outcry, the state re-opened the case and blatantly overcharged him with 2nd degree murder, which pretty much guaranteed that he'd go innocent. Which he did.
#1478 - LocoJoe (07/14/2013) [-]
dude sees black guy walking in neighborhood
dude calls cops
follows black guy
black guy attacks
guy shoots black guy
blacks and liberals cry racism
everyone bitches about racism for over a year
goes to court
prosecution's case sucks a left nut
defense has good case
now he's not guilty of murder and it is self defense
#1475 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
mexican man followed black 17y/o
blacky was shady as fuck
mexican decides blacky isnt worth following
blacky attacks mexican
mexican shoots blacky
black people everywhere cry racism
mexican is locked up
over year later, make it like todayish (you being an aussie me usafag)
mexican not guilty in murder
User avatar #1516 - phtholognyrrh (07/14/2013) [-]
you didnt even get the shit right dude.
User avatar #1469 - walkingdisaster (07/14/2013) [-]
Dont trust FJ words for it.
It's full of biased 2edgy4u kids who are trying to be like 4chan.
#1465 - rampu has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1460 - masterknight (07/14/2013) [-]
Black ghetto kid killed by Mexican man.
Mexican man kills in self defense, media makes him look evil.
Mexican man not guilty.
User avatar #1470 - whitenail (07/14/2013) [-]
So what was he defending himself from, was Trayvon kicking his ass?
#1482 - thegreenbutton (07/14/2013) [-]
ye, not a single bruise or anything on the boy, just the bullet wound. Mexican guy on the other hand had his head beaten on concrete and punched.
User avatar #1476 - masterknight (07/14/2013) [-]
Trayvon was dressed all ghetto, Zimmerman followed him as he was on the night watch. Trayvon turned and jumped on Zimmerman. Zimmerman, fearing for his life, shot him.

IMO, Zimmerman was innocent. It was manslaughter.
#1481 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Um, no. Zimmerman followed trayvon and went against 911 who told him to not follow him. Quit being fucking biased.
User avatar #1488 - masterknight (07/14/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up anon. and I'm not being biased, which is funny.
#1497 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Yes you are. You're not even mentioning the stuff zimmerman did wrong, you're making him look like a complete angel, just like the media was doing for trayvon. Fuck off you biased cunt.
User avatar #1473 - nyangiraffe (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah trying
#15 - Happy birthday bud, have a drink on me 07/14/2013 on juggernog's profile 0
#88 - "Every gun has it's own tune" 06/24/2013 on Best instrument +3
#43 - This is one of the most uplifting things I've seen all day 06/23/2013 on Ugly 0
#65 - Even worse, it also conveyed the fact that he realised within …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on A kid wanted to meet Iron Man +1
#67 - nightdude (06/23/2013) [-]
I don't get it really. If the kid loved him in the movies, and the movies show him going in and out of the suit, then why doesn't he just think "he's just not in his suit right now" ?

Then again, the kid was literally 1 1/2 years old so I shouldn't assume any logic upon him
#665 - "All car-rental companies supply winter tires during the … 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#45 - Ah relax bro, everybody makes fun of everybody's nation on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Confusion +11
#139 - hairibar (06/15/2013) [-]
#131 - I don't get it, if these games are fully 3d... Should…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Pokemon X and Y +18
User avatar #167 - markertemp (06/14/2013) [-]
Third games never come out with the original two of the generation. It's always a year or so later.
User avatar #146 - joshofsouls (06/14/2013) [-]
There will be a Z.
Red and Blue, then the enhanced YELLOW.
Gold and Silver, then the enhanced CRYSTAL.
Ruby and Sapphire then the enhanced EMERALD.
ect, ect.

So Z will most likely have a slightly altered story.
User avatar #143 - octavia (06/14/2013) [-]
They always release the third one a little later than the first two.

Examples:
Yellow
Crystal
Emerald
Platinum
Black/White 2 (in this case they released 2 games).
User avatar #135 - theawkwardbros (06/14/2013) [-]
There's rumors of a third game.
#22 - AND WE'LL ALL STAY FREEEEEEEEEE 06/14/2013 on praise the lord +1
#38 - I was about to say that they could've just landed somewhere ni… 06/14/2013 on What If... 0
#201 - Mfw Jonestown  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Bad Motherfucker 0
User avatar #206 - mrgoodlove (06/14/2013) [-]
Wtf happened here?!
User avatar #215 - figosound (06/14/2013) [-]
Listen to "Goliath" from The Mars Volta.
#208 - trickytrickster (06/14/2013) [-]
Mass cult suicide. They took koolaid mixed with cyanide I believe. Parents even gave it to their children.
User avatar #233 - koolaid (06/15/2013) [-]
Oopsie
User avatar #209 - mrgoodlove (06/14/2013) [-]
lol'd
#9 - How bout a mobile? 06/06/2013 on Bioshock Fish Tank +3
#87 - "Does not mean that I am a girl" So what ge… 06/06/2013 on Why feminism is stupid +4
#241 - There's only like ten actors in Britain, it's inevitable.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on an interesting proposition +4
#279 - srvhendrix (06/05/2013) [-]
Name them. All ten.
#173 - I guess that's the good thing about Dark Tower, in a way you n… 05/28/2013 on It Takes Time +1
#2 - Picture 05/22/2013 on So I saw The Hobbit... 0
#117 - I remember a few years my science teacher was telling us the s… 05/19/2013 on fuck you in particular +2
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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