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#88 - The absolute hypocrisy of that woman. Men can't get r… 10/21/2012 on Worth the read.. trust me! 0
#13 - Too right mate! And when they shot that beam over Mel…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on . 0
#15 - slipperyjoe (10/21/2012) [-]
Remember when North Korea showed up halfway through the apocalypse in America? And everyone started freaking out?

But then Kim Jong Un was just like. "Let's kick some zombie asses broskis." Just before he threw a punch right through an alien's face.
User avatar #16 - whitenail (10/21/2012) [-]
Totes!



Although I heard Ireland had a pretty crazy time of it too, the aliens went around with lasers that set peoples hair on fire, and nobody was able to tell the difference!
#11 - I know right? What'd you do when the aliens threw tho…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on . +3
User avatar #12 - threeeighteen (10/21/2012) [-]
We were more worried about the mecha-roos in Australia.
#13 - whitenail (10/21/2012) [-]
Too right mate!

And when they shot that beam over Melbourne which mutated everyone there into super-hipsters who then migrated down to Sydney and the Cross rats redeemed themselves with a brave last stand as we all retreated into the out-back to Mad Max it among the mecha-roos? Shit was so esh.
#15 - slipperyjoe (10/21/2012) [-]
Remember when North Korea showed up halfway through the apocalypse in America? And everyone started freaking out?

But then Kim Jong Un was just like. "Let's kick some zombie asses broskis." Just before he threw a punch right through an alien's face.
User avatar #16 - whitenail (10/21/2012) [-]
Totes!



Although I heard Ireland had a pretty crazy time of it too, the aliens went around with lasers that set peoples hair on fire, and nobody was able to tell the difference!
#17 - Y'know, that actually makes a lot of sense. All the a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Feels +10
User avatar #30 - gooply (10/21/2012) [-]
**gooply rolls 83**
#33 - I SAY NOT ENOUGH  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Things you don't say on a date +5
#50 - snaresinger (10/21/2012) [-]
pic slightly related
#34 - alawabidingcitizen (10/21/2012) [-]
#29 - Him: Hi there, what's your name? Her: Oh, uh...hey, m…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Things you don't say on a date +17
#32 - alawabidingcitizen (10/21/2012) [-]
Was there maybe, bear with with me here, just a LITTLE too much milk involved?
And chocolate sauce?
And eggs?
Maybe?
#33 - whitenail (10/21/2012) [-]
I SAY NOT ENOUGH
#50 - snaresinger (10/21/2012) [-]
pic slightly related
#34 - alawabidingcitizen (10/21/2012) [-]
#79 - Maybe she developed that way because the designers wanted to p… 10/21/2012 on Even Ai go through puberty 0
#42 - Quite a few years ago, Daniel Radcliffe's friends got together… 10/21/2012 on How a students night out in... +16
#818 - Your name implies it. 10/20/2012 on Secret fetishes +1
#997647 - I have one unopened raadioactive box... 10/20/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#118 - YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY MAGNIFICENT AND ATTRACTIVE PERSON AND I W…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on givingtree's profile 0
User avatar #126 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Haha, why thank you, kind sir.
#997382 - YUP 10/20/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... -1
#996867 - DAT'S ******* ROIGHT BRO  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +1
#996876 - shadowstepone (10/20/2012) [-]
#996860 - supacrap is a scholar and a gentleman  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +1
#996863 - shadowstepone (10/20/2012) [-]
it's dangerous to go alone, take this!!!
#996757 - Picture 10/20/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#996734 - COMMENT INCREASING DANCE PARTY PEOPLE!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#996748 - shadowstepone (10/20/2012) [-]
#996677 - Sure, what do ya need and what are ya willing to pay?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #996699 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
As many fiends/parts as possible, and anything reasonable! Send me a request :)
#2 - Picture 10/20/2012 on Me dancing at a club +1
#4 - Silly me. Although, it could be a brother or a cousin or something...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2012 on So much Omega +50
#22 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [-]
phaggot she said best bff or some shit like shit
User avatar #28 - mrplokimer (10/21/2012) [-]
Doesn't mean not a cousin or other relative....
#2 - Y'know, Charm could be a girl  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2012 on So much Omega +65
User avatar #12 - tenmillionbears (10/20/2012) [-]
I don't get it...
#5 - remmyd (10/20/2012) [-]
I see what you did there.
User avatar #3 - EvilFluffyBunny (10/20/2012) [-]
Not when they refer to them as a 'he'.
#4 - whitenail (10/20/2012) [-]
Silly me. Although, it could be a brother or a cousin or something...
#22 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [-]
phaggot she said best bff or some shit like shit
User avatar #28 - mrplokimer (10/21/2012) [-]
Doesn't mean not a cousin or other relative....
#2 - I LOVED JSRF! 10/20/2012 on Jet Set Logic +2
#5 - Mate of mine was saying that his brother transferred to a scho… 10/20/2012 on Australians 0
#32459 - Has he ever been wrong specifically? I mean, it's perfectly …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #32461 - jokeface (10/20/2012) [-]
During my lifetime, I've never known him to be wrong. I know he used to be different (worse) before I was born, but currently I seem him as being completely rehabilitated and wiser than anyone else I know. Especially my mom (they were never married). He's turned me against her. Not to imply that he wants me to hate her, because he doesn't. He's just convinced me that she's an idiot, a bad mother, and not to be trusted with most issues. And I don't believe he's wrong. While she raised me with minimal boundaries and very little values, he brought me up with strict Christian and conservative ideals and mindsets. And he did it so thoroughly that I can't stop seeing his way of thinking as perfect.
#32 - Oh yeah, now I remember, cheers!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Cannot be unseen comp +1
#42 - evantheboss (10/20/2012) [-]
#20 - Aye, and don't even get me started on the kitchen jokes... 10/20/2012 on Women +1
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
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User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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