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#1152573 - Go on...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1152583 - jacema (10/26/2012) [-]
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#1152603 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Um I uh...
#1152557 - Buyin' horse poop, name your price.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1152562 - jacema (10/26/2012) [-]
76
User avatar #1152573 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Go on...
User avatar #1152583 - jacema (10/26/2012) [-]
77
#1152603 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Um I uh...
#88 - Touche! 10/26/2012 on October in Finland +3
#84 - How I, as an Aussie, react to people talking about the snowy w…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/26/2012 on October in Finland +12
User avatar #122 - thederpestest (10/26/2012) [-]
Fuck it, i'm gonna move to Australia.
#137 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
ONYA
User avatar #107 - charv (10/26/2012) [-]
I'll take that as a challenge
#87 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Nor will you the the beauty of a crispy cold white christmas day, with family time and good food.
#124 - EdwardNigma (10/26/2012) [-]
It might not be cold, but every Christmas a lot of my family gets together, we trade stories and laughs and eat the best food around.

So, no, we still know that.
#133 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Doesn't count. No snow.
User avatar #136 - EdwardNigma (10/26/2012) [-]
I nailed two thirds of it. So two thirds counts. Also, for that matter, there is still snow in Australia. Around Sydney and lower, in winter it can snow. So we still have snow, just not at Christmas.
User avatar #135 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
lol, you guys don't get to eat prawns for Christmas lunch
#142 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Why the flipping hell would anyone be that stupid?
User avatar #143 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Stupid? Prawns are bloody delicious ya drongo (prawns are shrimp)
#160 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
I know that, and they taste horrible!
#207 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Don't like prawns, call other people stupid because of it.

Wut?
#208 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Not because its stupid you like them, its stupid you eat them for christmas!
User avatar #209 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
B-but it's summer!
#210 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Dont care, christmas time is duck time!
#88 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Touche!
#24 - This thread 10/26/2012 on sandwitch time 0
#5 - Aye, and on top of that those things just taste awful 10/26/2012 on Morning Medication 0
#2 - Funnily enough, a simple apple is actually a much more effecti…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Morning Medication 0
#7 - konradkurze (10/26/2012) [-]
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yes but apples contain ascorbic acid which rots the teeth

a banana is a better pick me up, it contains potassium which is a natural mood booster

as long as you dont make eye contact when eating bananas
User avatar #9 - trostell (10/26/2012) [-]
As well as I can recall, all fruits have acids in them.
User avatar #12 - konradkurze (10/26/2012) [-]
yes but apples do decay teeth, hence the saying 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' is untrue, its been said that an orange a day is better and less harmful to teeth
User avatar #13 - trostell (10/26/2012) [-]
Actually, oranges do more damage to teeth than apples would, as they've got much more citric acid than just about any other fruit you're likely to find. And acid wears away at teeth.
User avatar #3 - trostell (10/26/2012) [-]
This is true. Unfortunately, now that the market is flooded with energy drinks, kids come into the store I work and buy eight of the damn things a day...and it makes me sad. At that rate of consumption, their bodies can't possibly keep up with the levels of caffeine and other odd chemicals they're putting into it. They'll get cancer or their organs will start failing before they get to retirement.
User avatar #5 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Aye, and on top of that those things just taste awful
#1 - Ah Gangnam Style, it's not your fault that everyone and their … 10/26/2012 on Who are the two most famous... 0
#48 - So you took a few shots from American Dad and threw in an unne… 10/26/2012 on Item Addiction +6
#4 - I guess the majority of Funnyjunk have yet to catch up to the … 10/26/2012 on Computer nigger 0
#5 - That's what I love about Back To The Future. It's a sci-fi mov… 10/26/2012 on Back to the Future +2
#52 - No, just no. 10/26/2012 on Great Scott Garrett. +4
#72 - Ah, the last time I saw this movie was also the first time I'v… 10/26/2012 on Monty Python +5
#71 - And I FINALLY get to use this! 10/26/2012 on Monty Python -10
#248 - I know whatcha mean, I seriously fell in love with Bioshock 2'… 10/26/2012 on CoD 4 0
#32 - Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you will… 10/26/2012 on whitenail's profile 0
#422 - Sauce? 10/26/2012 on women logic at its finest -2
#75 - Onya Alf 10/23/2012 on Fucking Facebook +2
#77 - That's the joke 10/23/2012 on Fuck authority! +14
#16 - Totes! Although I heard Ireland had a prett… 10/21/2012 on . +1
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Alfred Hitchcock you sick... +1
#3 - lolabunny Comment deleted by whitenail
#88 - The absolute hypocrisy of that woman. Men can't get r… 10/21/2012 on Worth the read.. trust me! 0
#13 - Too right mate! And when they shot that beam over Mel…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on . 0
#15 - slipperyjoe (10/21/2012) [-]
Remember when North Korea showed up halfway through the apocalypse in America? And everyone started freaking out?

But then Kim Jong Un was just like. "Let's kick some zombie asses broskis." Just before he threw a punch right through an alien's face.
User avatar #16 - whitenail (10/21/2012) [-]
Totes!



Although I heard Ireland had a pretty crazy time of it too, the aliens went around with lasers that set peoples hair on fire, and nobody was able to tell the difference!
#11 - I know right? What'd you do when the aliens threw tho…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on . +3
User avatar #12 - threeeighteen (10/21/2012) [-]
We were more worried about the mecha-roos in Australia.
#13 - whitenail (10/21/2012) [-]
Too right mate!

And when they shot that beam over Melbourne which mutated everyone there into super-hipsters who then migrated down to Sydney and the Cross rats redeemed themselves with a brave last stand as we all retreated into the out-back to Mad Max it among the mecha-roos? Shit was so esh.
#15 - slipperyjoe (10/21/2012) [-]
Remember when North Korea showed up halfway through the apocalypse in America? And everyone started freaking out?

But then Kim Jong Un was just like. "Let's kick some zombie asses broskis." Just before he threw a punch right through an alien's face.
User avatar #16 - whitenail (10/21/2012) [-]
Totes!



Although I heard Ireland had a pretty crazy time of it too, the aliens went around with lasers that set peoples hair on fire, and nobody was able to tell the difference!
#17 - Y'know, that actually makes a lot of sense. All the a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Feels +10
User avatar #30 - gooply (10/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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