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#80 - Depends, what are you into?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2012 on I Suck At Getting Even 0
User avatar #81 - bakonforall (10/27/2012) [-]
rock, a bit of rap. idk i dont listen to music often. that's why i'm asking.
#155 - salsawin (10/27/2012) [-]
Melancholy Hill--Gorillaz
Somebody Hates Me--Reel Big Fish
All My Best Friends Are Metalheads--Less Than Jake
The Dirt Whispered--Rise Against
User avatar #93 - drimsical (10/27/2012) [-]
girls - deep sea arcade
eye pattern blindness - pond
sixteen saltines - jack white
bloodbuzz ohio - the national
#261 - Flight, no questions asked 10/27/2012 on Bad luck 0
#63 - Sex is like pizza, in that I keep my sources of each in the freezer 10/26/2012 on SEX IS LIKE PIZZA +8
#456 - Picture 10/26/2012 on Read the description, you... +4
#118 - So is your picture! 10/26/2012 on I love my brother +4
#439 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Read the description, you... +8
#455 - nosauceforyou (10/26/2012) [-]
#456 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
#424 - **whitenail rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Read the description, you... +4
#439 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
#455 - nosauceforyou (10/26/2012) [-]
#456 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
#419 - Comment deleted 10/26/2012 on Read the description, you... 0
#112 - I was on Omegle once, and some creepy guy wanted to cyber. I d…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2012 on I love my brother +26
#126 - nathiuz (10/26/2012) [-]
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I met a guy who was listed as transgender named Yifflover on some hardcore furry dating site. Turns out he was a pre-op MtF trap.

Best sex I've had in my entire life.
#123 - kyouko (10/26/2012) [-]
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Quite funny, if I m'say so m'self.
#117 - skinless (10/26/2012) [-]
thats fucking hilarious!
#118 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
So is your picture!
#115 - wafflelord (10/26/2012) [-]
#114 - yousay has deleted their comment.
#209 - B-but it's summer!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on October in Finland 0
#210 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Dont care, christmas time is duck time!
#400 - You must be amazing at Where's Wally 10/26/2012 on Read the description, you... +4
#207 - Don't like prawns, call other people stupid because of it. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2012 on October in Finland 0
#208 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Not because its stupid you like them, its stupid you eat them for christmas!
User avatar #209 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
B-but it's summer!
#210 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Dont care, christmas time is duck time!
#143 - Stupid? Prawns are bloody delicious ya drongo (prawns are shrimp)  [+] (5 new replies) 10/26/2012 on October in Finland +1
#160 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
I know that, and they taste horrible!
#207 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Don't like prawns, call other people stupid because of it.

Wut?
#208 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Not because its stupid you like them, its stupid you eat them for christmas!
User avatar #209 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
B-but it's summer!
#210 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Dont care, christmas time is duck time!
#30 - Ah well, neither is Zelda. You generally find that, r… 10/26/2012 on Silly cosplayers 0
#29 - It's funny, last year me and a few friends headed out to Supan…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Silly cosplayers +31
#188 - Big Josh (10/26/2012) [-]
In Georgia, Dragon*Con is always on Labor Day Weekend, which is the day of some big Auburn game. The train is full of cosplayers and people in orange, and everyone smells terrible.
#137 - ONYA 10/26/2012 on October in Finland +1
#135 - lol, you guys don't get to eat prawns for Christmas lunch  [+] (7 new replies) 10/26/2012 on October in Finland +1
#142 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Why the flipping hell would anyone be that stupid?
User avatar #143 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Stupid? Prawns are bloody delicious ya drongo (prawns are shrimp)
#160 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
I know that, and they taste horrible!
#207 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Don't like prawns, call other people stupid because of it.

Wut?
#208 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Not because its stupid you like them, its stupid you eat them for christmas!
User avatar #209 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
B-but it's summer!
#210 - adamks (10/26/2012) [-]
Dont care, christmas time is duck time!
#1153546 - I'll sell you mine for some o' dat pony poop  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1153566 - thecollector (10/26/2012) [-]
lolno
#1153529 - Haha well I'll admit, this whole debacle gave me a few good la… 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
#1153443 - I'll sell you what coal I have for robot parts 10/26/2012 on Play items +1
#1153404 - Admit it, we're all mustachioed Mexican men here. 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
#33 - I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands 10/26/2012 on whitenail's profile 0
#1152680 - SELLING PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING FOR HORSE POOP 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
#1152649 - Buying that horse-poop, name your prices people! 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
#1152603 - Um I uh... 10/26/2012 on Play items 0
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
#31 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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