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whitenail

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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:1/20/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 5131 total,  5996 ,  865
Comment Thumbs: 5707 total,  6285 ,  578
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 151 Content: Faptastic → Level 152 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:151584
Times Content Favorited:182 times
Total Comments Made:1376
FJ Points:1958
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#21 - Ooh, then you might wanna hear this. When I was over there I o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on True Story +2
User avatar #22 - thezillis (11/05/2012) [-]
Those are the only things you need to know
#18 - One time I was in Poland with my family visiting relatives and…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2012 on True Story +6
User avatar #19 - thezillis (11/05/2012) [-]
This makes me happy
#21 - whitenail (11/05/2012) [-]
Ooh, then you might wanna hear this. When I was over there I only learned how to say two things in Polish: "Ice-cream" and "please".
User avatar #22 - thezillis (11/05/2012) [-]
Those are the only things you need to know
#1333541 - Buying emerald gems, fabulous gems and pony poop. Name yer pri… 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1333472 - Probably today with the ore robot, here's how it went down: … 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1332101 - Sweet 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1332068 - Wait, which of these pictures is what I got? 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1331974 - Oh...that makes a lot more sense, as I thought that mouldy che… 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1331950 - Sorry, I don't know the first thing about proper trading set-u… 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1331846 - Ok 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1331822 - Aye, that's what I meant, sorry about the confusion. … 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1331787 - Okay, I've got one and a key if you're interested. 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#1329518 - Eh, feel free to convert my It's Happening if you'd like 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#79 - BECAUSE BADASSERY KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES OF NATIONALITY OR CULTURE 11/04/2012 on American voters +8
#1 - Why oh why did it have to be an Aussie? 11/03/2012 on Nailed It 0
#309 - It came out sounding kinda off what I meant to say. I original… 11/03/2012 on MFW Star Wars 7 was announced 0
#78 - Comment deleted 11/02/2012 on MFW Star Wars 7 was announced -1
#76 - If ya really, truly can't find a place to do it in private the…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2012 on Breasts -17
#82 - anonymous (11/02/2012) [-]
by your 'rational' thinking you are offended by a baby being breastfeed rather than the public showing of breast, you dont have to watch the baby being feed and hell i never seen any mother that do not cover up. You are proof that funnyjunk is filled with 12 years old. Thank God i dont have an account.
User avatar #90 - charv (11/02/2012) [-]
He's just jelly
#74 - In all fairness, this is just taking the very best examples of… 10/31/2012 on babies 0
#27 - My Bluetooth name for things is The Mystery Machine 10/31/2012 on Wifi +4
#22 - Yes, that's Ramona Flowers. 10/31/2012 on Oh /b/ +4
#2829 - Picture 10/28/2012 on Paint skills off the charts +1
#2769 - **whitenail rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2012 on Paint skills off the charts 0
#2829 - whitenail (10/28/2012) [-]
#1166071 - Cool! 10/27/2012 on Play items 0
#1166043 - 10  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1166055 - nippuhl (10/27/2012) [-]
winner!

send trade
User avatar #1166071 - whitenail (10/27/2012) [-]
Cool!
#9 - Talking about bad grammar while your own is ass-trocious  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Its a trap!! +12
#10 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.

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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
#31 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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