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#1521793 - Dafuq?/5 11/12/2012 on Play items 0
#1521475 - Buying 100 Pony Poops people, name your price! 11/12/2012 on Play items +1
#100 - Why are there rainbow swastikas in the background?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Korean Girls +6
User avatar #117 - DivineInfinity (11/12/2012) [-]
Swastikas aren't as negative in Asia as they are in Europe. Usually they are the other way around, (turning to the left), meaning peace. The map of the first Zelda was actually shaped like a swastika.
User avatar #111 - thepandaking (11/12/2012) [-]
well they're not really swaztikas, seeing as they're horizonal. swaztikas are at an angle... and I still don't know how to spell swaztika
#172 - patmccrow (11/12/2012) [-]
The swastika has been around in Germanic culture for thousands of years. Hitler tilted it, and changed it's application. So actually real Germanic swastikas are level... And also mean "Valor, honor."
User avatar #273 - thepandaking (11/12/2012) [-]
well not really, you see it was taken from the horizontal Buddist symbol for peace, and then changed in the germanic culture. The Buddist symbol is much older than the germanic one.
#279 - patmccrow (11/14/2012) [-]
Well, no... The symbol it self was created separately by many many different nations/cultures. The oldest known depiction is in the Ukraine. Estimated around 10,000 BC. The more popularized swastika that the Nazi party used while under Adolf's rule was a symbol derived from the twin lightning bolts, which Adolf also used. The lightning bolts meant "Valor, honor." And when crossed they were to be the symbol for a person who embodied these two things. But again, Adolf was the first to take the Germanic swastika and tilt it, in order to set it as being unique.

http://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Swastika
#103 - katyy (11/12/2012) [-]
That's a really good question.. I just noticed it because you pointed it out.
#193 - shime (11/12/2012) [-]
There is an actual Chinese character that looks like the swastika.
#173 - There used to be a rumour going around that I liked to take it… 11/12/2012 on dumbest rumor +3
#133 - In terms of? 11/11/2012 on 654 0
#130 - Orly?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 0
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#128 - On reflection it's probably not very kind of me to repost it, …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 0
User avatar #129 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
id take it as a form of flattery honestly, cuz im one of many trans users of FJ
User avatar #131 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
hence why i got like.....250 traps and tg pics on my hard drive
User avatar #130 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#126 - A user on here posted it once, they weren't trying to be a trap at all  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 0
User avatar #127 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
oooo

User avatar #128 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
On reflection it's probably not very kind of me to repost it, but oh well, they're fucking sexy, they should be proud.
User avatar #129 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
id take it as a form of flattery honestly, cuz im one of many trans users of FJ
User avatar #131 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
hence why i got like.....250 traps and tg pics on my hard drive
User avatar #130 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#123 - One of our own  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 +1
User avatar #125 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
one of our own? o.O
User avatar #126 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
A user on here posted it once, they weren't trying to be a trap at all
User avatar #127 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
oooo

User avatar #128 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
On reflection it's probably not very kind of me to repost it, but oh well, they're fucking sexy, they should be proud.
User avatar #129 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
id take it as a form of flattery honestly, cuz im one of many trans users of FJ
User avatar #131 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
hence why i got like.....250 traps and tg pics on my hard drive
User avatar #130 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#121 - Picture 11/11/2012 on 654 +2
#36 - Aye, I've seen the video and it was extremely good, but it jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2012 on One-Handed Skill +2
#133 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
In a lot of Japanese covers, the musician wears a mask and are still well loved by their fans.
#74 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
That's not Oblivion, that's Skyrim silly!
User avatar #38 - dashdashdash (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, there are hundreds of women all over the world who are famous and rich just because of their good looks, the world isn't fair, but Oh Well!
#116 - Picture 11/11/2012 on 654 +1
#114 - Ah well, regardless  [+] (13 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 +4
User avatar #119 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
gotta love sarina ^_^
#124 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1358921645
Not a trap, but WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY OF THESE?!
#123 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
One of our own
User avatar #125 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
one of our own? o.O
User avatar #126 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
A user on here posted it once, they weren't trying to be a trap at all
User avatar #127 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
oooo

User avatar #128 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
On reflection it's probably not very kind of me to repost it, but oh well, they're fucking sexy, they should be proud.
User avatar #129 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
id take it as a form of flattery honestly, cuz im one of many trans users of FJ
User avatar #131 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
hence why i got like.....250 traps and tg pics on my hard drive
User avatar #130 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#121 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
#159 - Cuz I invented it. 11/11/2012 on The good old days 0
#108 - Oh well, whereabouts did you yourself pick them up from?  [+] (16 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 0
User avatar #111 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
the first one i cant remember cuz it was over 6 months ago i got that one....the 2nd was from a page for traps on fb
#116 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
#114 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Ah well, regardless
User avatar #119 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
gotta love sarina ^_^
#124 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1358921645
Not a trap, but WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY OF THESE?!
#123 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
One of our own
User avatar #125 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
one of our own? o.O
User avatar #126 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
A user on here posted it once, they weren't trying to be a trap at all
User avatar #127 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
oooo

User avatar #128 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
On reflection it's probably not very kind of me to repost it, but oh well, they're fucking sexy, they should be proud.
User avatar #129 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
id take it as a form of flattery honestly, cuz im one of many trans users of FJ
User avatar #131 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
hence why i got like.....250 traps and tg pics on my hard drive
User avatar #130 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#121 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
#105 - And...the first?  [+] (18 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 0
User avatar #107 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
no sauce either :(
User avatar #108 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Oh well, whereabouts did you yourself pick them up from?
User avatar #111 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
the first one i cant remember cuz it was over 6 months ago i got that one....the 2nd was from a page for traps on fb
#116 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
#114 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Ah well, regardless
User avatar #119 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
gotta love sarina ^_^
#124 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1358921645
Not a trap, but WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY OF THESE?!
#123 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
One of our own
User avatar #125 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
one of our own? o.O
User avatar #126 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
A user on here posted it once, they weren't trying to be a trap at all
User avatar #127 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
oooo

User avatar #128 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
On reflection it's probably not very kind of me to repost it, but oh well, they're fucking sexy, they should be proud.
User avatar #129 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
id take it as a form of flattery honestly, cuz im one of many trans users of FJ
User avatar #131 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
hence why i got like.....250 traps and tg pics on my hard drive
User avatar #130 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#121 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
#24 - It used to be about the music, man!  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2012 on One-Handed Skill +29
#30 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
And now it's about attraction, sexual appeal, and manipulation of the male/female mind!

Yay!
User avatar #35 - dashdashdash (11/11/2012) [-]
No but seriously her music is REALLY GOOD, I think the angels are jelly
User avatar #36 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Aye, I've seen the video and it was extremely good, but it just cheapens it a bit to see all those comments.

I mean let's face it, the depressing fact is that if she still sounded the same and was just as talented yet ugly as sin her video would probably be disliked into oblivion.
#133 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
In a lot of Japanese covers, the musician wears a mask and are still well loved by their fans.
#74 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
That's not Oblivion, that's Skyrim silly!
User avatar #38 - dashdashdash (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, there are hundreds of women all over the world who are famous and rich just because of their good looks, the world isn't fair, but Oh Well!
#30 - I seem to recall quite a few years ago I was watching the Mtv … 11/11/2012 on Tré Cool +1
#115 - Why would any cashier...EVER, try to berate the customer for t… 11/11/2012 on hipster's spare time 0
#154 - Just don't go generalising is all. If you have yet to see a fe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on Would you rather... 0
#155 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
fair enough. but then again, this is funnyjunk, so nothing anybody says should really be taken seriously
#95 - Sauce?  [+] (20 new replies) 11/11/2012 on 654 0
User avatar #101 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
sry i dont have the sauce :(
User avatar #105 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
And...the first?
User avatar #107 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
no sauce either :(
User avatar #108 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Oh well, whereabouts did you yourself pick them up from?
User avatar #111 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
the first one i cant remember cuz it was over 6 months ago i got that one....the 2nd was from a page for traps on fb
#116 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
#114 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Ah well, regardless
User avatar #119 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
gotta love sarina ^_^
#124 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1358921645
Not a trap, but WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY OF THESE?!
#123 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
One of our own
User avatar #125 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
one of our own? o.O
User avatar #126 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
A user on here posted it once, they weren't trying to be a trap at all
User avatar #127 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
oooo

User avatar #128 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
On reflection it's probably not very kind of me to repost it, but oh well, they're fucking sexy, they should be proud.
User avatar #129 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
id take it as a form of flattery honestly, cuz im one of many trans users of FJ
User avatar #131 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
hence why i got like.....250 traps and tg pics on my hard drive
User avatar #130 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #132 - stormietheraver (11/11/2012) [-]
mhm ^_^
User avatar #133 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
In terms of?
#121 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
#152 - Wow, hooray for sweeping generalisations there bud.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Would you rather... +1
User avatar #153 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
well wtf do you expect me to do? post a link to each of their stand ups and give a detailed explanation of the lack of hilarity for each? this argument is kinda pointless. it all just comes down to opinion anyway. i respect yours and i will give u thumbs on your comments cuz that seems like a classy thing to do:)
User avatar #154 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Just don't go generalising is all. If you have yet to see a female comedian you've enjoyed then that's perfectly normal, but don't just go assuming a woman can't be funny because she's a woman.
#155 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
fair enough. but then again, this is funnyjunk, so nothing anybody says should really be taken seriously
#150 - Actually, it was written only by women, and they're both sta…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Would you rather... +1
User avatar #151 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
you were referring to the movie though. not their individual stand up. and so what if they actually do stand up? im sure it's no good. and im sure it wasnt only written by women. maybe they might say it just to get feminazis to watch it or something.
#152 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Wow, hooray for sweeping generalisations there bud.
User avatar #153 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
well wtf do you expect me to do? post a link to each of their stand ups and give a detailed explanation of the lack of hilarity for each? this argument is kinda pointless. it all just comes down to opinion anyway. i respect yours and i will give u thumbs on your comments cuz that seems like a classy thing to do:)
User avatar #154 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Just don't go generalising is all. If you have yet to see a female comedian you've enjoyed then that's perfectly normal, but don't just go assuming a woman can't be funny because she's a woman.
#155 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
fair enough. but then again, this is funnyjunk, so nothing anybody says should really be taken seriously
#58 - Anyone else here seen Bridesmaids? I watched it about…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Would you rather... +3
#134 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
A comedy movie filled with actresses is nothing like stand up. if any one of those actresses were to have their own stand up, it would be absolutely horrible. Also, the movie wasnt written only by women.

pic unrelated
#150 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Actually, it was written only by women, and they're both stand-up comedians.

Ooh, look at that, one of the writers (Kristen Wiig) played the main character.
User avatar #151 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
you were referring to the movie though. not their individual stand up. and so what if they actually do stand up? im sure it's no good. and im sure it wasnt only written by women. maybe they might say it just to get feminazis to watch it or something.
#152 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Wow, hooray for sweeping generalisations there bud.
User avatar #153 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
well wtf do you expect me to do? post a link to each of their stand ups and give a detailed explanation of the lack of hilarity for each? this argument is kinda pointless. it all just comes down to opinion anyway. i respect yours and i will give u thumbs on your comments cuz that seems like a classy thing to do:)
User avatar #154 - whitenail (11/11/2012) [-]
Just don't go generalising is all. If you have yet to see a female comedian you've enjoyed then that's perfectly normal, but don't just go assuming a woman can't be funny because she's a woman.
#155 - catdogdora (11/11/2012) [-]
fair enough. but then again, this is funnyjunk, so nothing anybody says should really be taken seriously
User avatar #70 - obliquezombie (11/11/2012) [-]
Generally, and I mean this is just my opinion, I usually hate female comedians. I just simply find their acts completely unfunny, and this is just what I've seen over the years thanks to Comedy Central.

But that movie was just fucking hilarious. I went in to see it with the lady, and I laughed my ass off.
#21 - Just snort it off. 11/11/2012 on have you? +5
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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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