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whitehawk

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Eugene OR
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4491
Comment Ranking:#589
Highest Content Rank:#1327
Highest Comment Rank:#231
Content Thumbs: 18330 total,  19868 ,  1538
Comment Thumbs: 22620 total,  25460 ,  2840
Content Level Progress: 25% (250/1000)
Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 14.5% (145/1000)
Level 318 Comments: Wizard → Level 319 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:9
Content Views:565602
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:8364
FJ Points:29620
Favorite Tags: mr (4) | thank (4) | skeltal (3) | dun (2) | fucked (2) | senorbuttplug (2) | the (2) | up (2) | your (2)

latest user's comments

#23 - that feel when you get rolled on the /autism/ board 03/25/2015 on What do you want?! 0
#20 - oregon mentioned swell with tame squirrels and crazy nutria  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Damn Bugs +1
#21 - Ken M (03/24/2015) [-]
HUNT THE NUTRIA FOR 5 BUCKS A POP. I'd be out there all day.
#133 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on comp +58
#140 - ehwaz Comment deleted by whitehawk
#51 - why helo it is i, santanotronbo ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on santamansan's profile 0
User avatar #52 - santamansan (03/23/2015) [-]
shut it is of secreted
#7 - It's so hard to time because everyone ******* skillshot…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Kinda 0
User avatar #15 - professordolan (03/23/2015) [-]
or have kalista with u
#14 - I hope her gynecologist is an ant-eater 03/23/2015 on punching trees gives me wood 0
#4 - on a serious note though, unidentified hair in your food is …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Chef Cat +10
#6 - mrspyder (03/23/2015) [-]
fun fact: an average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
#10 - It's Mr. steal yo girl 03/23/2015 on Animal Lives Part 2 +17
#78 - Comment deleted 03/23/2015 on Read description maybe? 0
#3 - they hit a few branches on their way down the ugly tree..  [+] (15 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Face swapping +320
User avatar #68 - furiousmarshmellow (03/24/2015) [-]
Eh. Both are about 5/10.
#46 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
fuck you tahm bout god threw the whole damn tree at dem.
#11 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
i bet they're on your level you ugly ass nigga.
User avatar #10 - thinemother (03/23/2015) [-]
I dunno man the one on the right looks a lot like steve buscemi, and that is a pretty big turn on for me already.
User avatar #6 - loopzoop (03/23/2015) [-]
I think they look decent, nothing that can't be fixed.
#7 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
...by plastic surgery.
#4 - infernoimmortal (03/23/2015) [-]
They're just not wearing any makeup, unlike the vast majority of girls you see on a daily basis.
User avatar #18 - quoterox (03/23/2015) [-]
makeup doesn't fix bug-eye
User avatar #62 - farokhmanesh (03/24/2015) [-]
Coming from a male who has had no gfs. Awk.
User avatar #64 - quoterox (03/24/2015) [-]
How do you know that I've had no gfs?

or bfs?

Maybe I'm a faggot! You don't know me.
User avatar #65 - farokhmanesh (03/24/2015) [-]
You definitely are a faggot.
User avatar #67 - quoterox (03/24/2015) [-]
I can attest to this, I am indeed a faggot.
#69 - farokhmanesh (03/24/2015) [-]
So then nothing I've said has been wrong.
User avatar #70 - quoterox (03/24/2015) [-]
Yep.

I'm just wondering how you know that i've had no girlfriends, beyond the fact that i'm on FJ.
#47 - infernoimmortal (03/23/2015) [-]
Yes, it does.
#5 - obligatory 03/23/2015 on Ladies and gentlemen Joan... +1
#13 - how could you pass with anything below a 70%??  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on that guy +1
User avatar #18 - jmmora (03/23/2015) [-]
i'm currently studying abroad in Budapest, the Erasmus thing is like heaven, you can pass any class with 50%+
#12 - My friends get mad at me all the time for being pissed at gett… 03/23/2015 on that guy +2
#10 - talk about normal, civilized topics  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2015 on How should the site be run? +3
User avatar #113 - admin (03/23/2015) [-]
fuck you
#69 - jbywalec (03/22/2015) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree.
#76 - yodaiam (03/22/2015) [-]
#371708 - the one in the trash 03/22/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#153 - why cant i get a gf? inb4 ur an fj fag, in all seriou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Ask Admin about life 0
User avatar #186 - advice (03/22/2015) [-]
then be more serious
#10 - jk tho I want it 03/22/2015 on FJ Movie Night Test +18
#369479 - peace bruh, YO CAN U POST THE MOVIE NIGHT LINK 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#368965 - Picture 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +3
#368945 - cum on meeeeeeeee on meee 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#368867 - you want another 80 remix i got u mang 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#368744 - Picture 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#368647 - Picture 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#368558 - you want 80's remix? here you ****** go mang 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#368411 - lol ****** 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0

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Total unique items point value: 4616292 / Total items point value: 28700985
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User avatar #307 - murrlogic (04/28/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #306 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what do you want for some of your items
#301 to #300 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
nuthin
nuthin
#302 to #301 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
Long time  ;)
Long time ;)
User avatar #303 to #302 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
i know D: I've been lurkin like a feg lately
User avatar #304 to #303 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
I just caught a WEED
User avatar #305 to #304 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
BLAZE IT FAGGOT

i still have 2 golden hats tho

and a void imp
User avatar #306 to #305 - luluwho (02/26/2015) [-]
I have void imp
User avatar #298 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
selling runic gems?
User avatar #297 - whitehawk (01/16/2015) [-]
anti-productivity

User avatar #296 - ecomp (01/13/2015) [-]
you may be homo, but you are not sapiens

christian pride world wide
User avatar #295 - supertanto (01/13/2015) [-]
so I heard you're a queer
User avatar #294 - gmarrox (01/13/2015) [-]
Hey whitehawk u so gay
u so gay u make me say
hey whitehawk
hey hey hey whitehawk
#293 - iyellatstuff (01/12/2015) [-]
Hope this cheers you up
Hope this cheers you up
#292 - Elk (01/12/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** It is NOT okay to be a faggot.
User avatar #285 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
rip ur luv lyfe
User avatar #287 to #285 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
rip in pepperonis
User avatar #289 to #287 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
i cri for u
User avatar #276 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Sup man, been the recent victim of getting dumped; wanna talk then drop me a message.
User avatar #282 to #276 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only if ur acshually a qt 3.14 grill

i have sexual preference change
User avatar #291 to #282 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Young Dro - FDB (Bass Boosted) hit me up you gay faggot
User avatar #286 to #282 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
implying I'm not a >qt3.14
User avatar #288 to #286 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
implying i'm a >gay
User avatar #290 to #288 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Hasn't stopped me before :/
User avatar #274 - theshadowed (01/12/2015) [-]
remember, bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
bitches in this case being male
the message still stands damn you
User avatar #273 - ajrin (01/12/2015) [-]
stop being gay and the guys won't dump you
User avatar #283 to #273 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
truth.
#272 - Ken M (01/12/2015) [-]
why the HECK did he do that. I'm sure you're a nice person. Go you.
User avatar #271 - TheseChocodiles (01/12/2015) [-]
don't worry you'll find another power bottom soon
User avatar #284 to #271 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #269 - joshlol (01/12/2015) [-]
there there
things will be okay
User avatar #278 to #269 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
thnx bb
#266 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
User avatar #279 to #266 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
/items/ is love /items/ is life
User avatar #280 to #279 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
sorry about your bf tho
did he have a beard?
User avatar #281 to #280 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only the burliest
#265 - notred ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend.
I can be your boyfriend.
User avatar #267 to #265 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend
I'd never let you go.
I'd keep you in the basement
and treat you like a ho.
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