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whitehawk

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Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Eugene OR
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#5069020 - why dafuk everyone needin pies n **** ******  [+] (9 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5069021 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
you need 5 for the holy dragon
and if you want all stages you need 15
they are kinda hard to get from blue lottos
User avatar #5069030 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Blue lottos? That's not where I got mine.
User avatar #5069031 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
where did you get it from then?
User avatar #5069032 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Same place I got my angelic kitten egg from.
User avatar #5069033 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
egg hoarder?
User avatar #5069034 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yup. I used about 20 in all.
User avatar #5069035 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
that's new then
User avatar #5069036 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, I think you can get radioactive pumpkin pies out of those lottery of fortune tickets too. I've only used 25 in all, and I got one.
User avatar #5069022 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
o thats why everyones jizzing themselves over them
#5069017 - woah i didnt say your not friendly, but your soul is black, li… 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
#5069016 - i have no idea, but considering playerdous and donor are like …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5069019 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #5069018 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
I need them too :/
User avatar #5069029 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
You have seven. You only need five. And I have three, so if you trade me two, we can both have five.
User avatar #5069020 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
why dafuk everyone needin pies n shit dafuck
User avatar #5069021 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
you need 5 for the holy dragon
and if you want all stages you need 15
they are kinda hard to get from blue lottos
User avatar #5069030 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Blue lottos? That's not where I got mine.
User avatar #5069031 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
where did you get it from then?
User avatar #5069032 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Same place I got my angelic kitten egg from.
User avatar #5069033 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
egg hoarder?
User avatar #5069034 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yup. I used about 20 in all.
User avatar #5069035 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
that's new then
User avatar #5069036 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, I think you can get radioactive pumpkin pies out of those lottery of fortune tickets too. I've only used 25 in all, and I got one.
User avatar #5069022 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
o thats why everyones jizzing themselves over them
#5069013 - we all know your soul if filled with sloth and hatred u fkin liar  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5069015 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
can you just let me pretend I'm friendly
User avatar #5069017 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
woah i didnt say your not friendly, but your soul is black, likea nigger
#5069007 - donor you can have the imp but i want your soul irl  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5069009 - aceshot (01/06/2015) [-]
no you should ask 4 nudes.
User avatar #5069012 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
you haven't even seen my irl yet
and you directly ask for nudes :0
User avatar #5069014 - aceshot (01/06/2015) [-]
honestly if youre packing some good shit down low, your face isnt gonna make me turn away.
User avatar #5069008 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
take :3
User avatar #5069013 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
we all know your soul if filled with sloth and hatred u fkin liar
User avatar #5069015 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
can you just let me pretend I'm friendly
User avatar #5069017 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
woah i didnt say your not friendly, but your soul is black, likea nigger
#5069004 - sry lol i forgot :3  [+] (15 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5069010 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
no problem, but I seriously need two more radioactive pumpkin pies. Do you know anyone who might be willing to spare one or two?
User avatar #5069016 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
i have no idea, but considering playerdous and donor are like alw8s here they prob have some, or the black bear
User avatar #5069019 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #5069018 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
I need them too :/
User avatar #5069029 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
You have seven. You only need five. And I have three, so if you trade me two, we can both have five.
User avatar #5069020 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
why dafuk everyone needin pies n shit dafuck
User avatar #5069021 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
you need 5 for the holy dragon
and if you want all stages you need 15
they are kinda hard to get from blue lottos
User avatar #5069030 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Blue lottos? That's not where I got mine.
User avatar #5069031 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
where did you get it from then?
User avatar #5069032 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Same place I got my angelic kitten egg from.
User avatar #5069033 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
egg hoarder?
User avatar #5069034 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yup. I used about 20 in all.
User avatar #5069035 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
that's new then
User avatar #5069036 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, I think you can get radioactive pumpkin pies out of those lottery of fortune tickets too. I've only used 25 in all, and I got one.
User avatar #5069022 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
o thats why everyones jizzing themselves over them
#5069001 - wait wut 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
#5068988 - gg trading donor  [+] (19 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +2
User avatar #5068992 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Hey, did you get my trading request? Cause y'know, if you don't want it, I cant get the items back until you decline.
User avatar #5069004 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
sry lol i forgot :3
User avatar #5069010 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
no problem, but I seriously need two more radioactive pumpkin pies. Do you know anyone who might be willing to spare one or two?
User avatar #5069016 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
i have no idea, but considering playerdous and donor are like alw8s here they prob have some, or the black bear
User avatar #5069019 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #5069018 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
I need them too :/
User avatar #5069029 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
You have seven. You only need five. And I have three, so if you trade me two, we can both have five.
User avatar #5069020 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
why dafuk everyone needin pies n shit dafuck
User avatar #5069021 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
you need 5 for the holy dragon
and if you want all stages you need 15
they are kinda hard to get from blue lottos
User avatar #5069030 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Blue lottos? That's not where I got mine.
User avatar #5069031 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
where did you get it from then?
User avatar #5069032 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Same place I got my angelic kitten egg from.
User avatar #5069033 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
egg hoarder?
User avatar #5069034 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yup. I used about 20 in all.
User avatar #5069035 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
that's new then
User avatar #5069036 - shiifter (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, I think you can get radioactive pumpkin pies out of those lottery of fortune tickets too. I've only used 25 in all, and I got one.
User avatar #5069022 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
o thats why everyones jizzing themselves over them
User avatar #5069001 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
wait wut
User avatar #5068989 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
now lemme buy the imp :•0
#5068982 - turns out everyone is dead including me  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +2
User avatar #5068987 - donor (01/06/2015) [-]
ty
User avatar #5068986 - fluffylittlebunny (01/06/2015) [-]
Tell me, are there carrots in heaven?
User avatar #5068990 - dende (01/06/2015) [-]
For the first month
User avatar #5068991 - fluffylittlebunny (01/06/2015) [-]
probably, if you knew my plan
#5068914 - evritim 01/06/2015 on Play items 0
#5068911 - not thru photoshop tho, some ****** online maker 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
#5068910 - i literally just made it lol i saw the video and i knew i had … 01/06/2015 on Play items 0
#5068908 - figured it out >.> 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
#5068904 - alrigght items board i need your help, ive never made a gif (s… 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
#5068890 - guise my last game of league literally gave me cancer im gonna… 01/06/2015 on Play items 0
#5068876 - no, just making fun of fake deaths and such because ppl r dumb  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5068879 - napsterfreak (01/06/2015) [-]
Dead-on! You nailed it, faking a death is low and 10 feet under us all. I'm dying to see what the next 'dead' guy's story will be, and how deadly the board will be to bury them in reds and kill their rep.
#5068874 - normally i'd care but I'm dead so I don't give a …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5068875 - napsterfreak (01/06/2015) [-]
Deadly response man, you must be dying to tell me off. Kill that thought with some death metal!
#5068876 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
no, just making fun of fake deaths and such because ppl r dumb
User avatar #5068879 - napsterfreak (01/06/2015) [-]
Dead-on! You nailed it, faking a death is low and 10 feet under us all. I'm dying to see what the next 'dead' guy's story will be, and how deadly the board will be to bury them in reds and kill their rep.
#5068872 - yeyeye urs as well! 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
#5068870 - nuu u cant rip in pepperonis, you made my profile image …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5068871 - jorgethemaster (01/06/2015) [-]
Damn it looks sick!!
I spent 2 hours doing mine last night, I'm glad with the result. (:
User avatar #5068872 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
yeyeye

urs as well!
#5068868 - im dead now sry itemz also im keeping the void imp  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5068869 - jorgethemaster (01/06/2015) [-]
If you're dead, I'm dead. I have no reason to live anymore.
User avatar #5068870 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
nuu u cant rip in pepperonis, you made my profile image

btw just updated my header
User avatar #5068871 - jorgethemaster (01/06/2015) [-]
Damn it looks sick!!
I spent 2 hours doing mine last night, I'm glad with the result. (:
User avatar #5068872 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
yeyeye

urs as well!
#5068848 - i ****** a blender  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Play items 0
#5068851 - napsterfreak (01/06/2015) [-]
*sigh* didn't we talk about this?
#5068843 - oh my god what have i done all i wanted was a little fun  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5068847 - napsterfreak (01/06/2015) [-]
oh god, what did you do?
User avatar #5068848 - whitehawk (01/06/2015) [-]
i fucked a blender
#5068851 - napsterfreak (01/06/2015) [-]
*sigh* didn't we talk about this?
#5068620 - Time to go back to college, Ill just pick up some items.. 2 to… 01/05/2015 on Play items +3
#5068152 - im sorry but.. i dont think that's true at all lol le…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5068172 - dende (01/05/2015) [-]
But it is fake o:
#5068112 - wut  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5068114 - abject (01/05/2015) [-]
Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
User avatar #5068133 - caucasianblackbear (01/05/2015) [-]
admin's icloud must have gotten hacked.

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User avatar #307 - murrlogic (04/28/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #306 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what do you want for some of your items
#301 to #300 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
nuthin
nuthin
#302 to #301 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
Long time  ;)
Long time ;)
User avatar #303 to #302 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
i know D: I've been lurkin like a feg lately
User avatar #304 to #303 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
I just caught a WEED
User avatar #305 to #304 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
BLAZE IT FAGGOT

i still have 2 golden hats tho

and a void imp
User avatar #306 to #305 - luluwho (02/26/2015) [-]
I have void imp
User avatar #298 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
selling runic gems?
User avatar #297 - whitehawk (01/16/2015) [-]
anti-productivity

User avatar #296 - ecomp (01/13/2015) [-]
you may be homo, but you are not sapiens

christian pride world wide
User avatar #295 - supertanto ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
so I heard you're a queer
User avatar #294 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Hey whitehawk u so gay
u so gay u make me say
hey whitehawk
hey hey hey whitehawk
#293 - iyellatstuff (01/12/2015) [-]
Hope this cheers you up
Hope this cheers you up
#292 - Elk (01/12/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** It is NOT okay to be a faggot.
User avatar #285 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
rip ur luv lyfe
User avatar #287 to #285 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
rip in pepperonis
User avatar #289 to #287 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
i cri for u
User avatar #276 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Sup man, been the recent victim of getting dumped; wanna talk then drop me a message.
User avatar #282 to #276 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only if ur acshually a qt 3.14 grill

i have sexual preference change
User avatar #291 to #282 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Young Dro - FDB (Bass Boosted) hit me up you gay faggot
User avatar #286 to #282 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
implying I'm not a >qt3.14
User avatar #288 to #286 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
implying i'm a >gay
User avatar #290 to #288 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Hasn't stopped me before :/
User avatar #274 - theshadowed (01/12/2015) [-]
remember, bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
bitches in this case being male
the message still stands damn you
User avatar #273 - ajrin (01/12/2015) [-]
stop being gay and the guys won't dump you
User avatar #283 to #273 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
truth.
#272 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
why the HECK did he do that. I'm sure you're a nice person. Go you.
User avatar #271 - TheseChocodiles (01/12/2015) [-]
don't worry you'll find another power bottom soon
User avatar #284 to #271 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #269 - joshlol (01/12/2015) [-]
there there
things will be okay
User avatar #278 to #269 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
thnx bb
#266 - finblob ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
User avatar #279 to #266 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
/items/ is love /items/ is life
User avatar #280 to #279 - finblob ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
sorry about your bf tho
did he have a beard?
User avatar #281 to #280 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only the burliest
#265 - notred ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend.
I can be your boyfriend.
User avatar #267 to #265 - finblob ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend
I'd never let you go.
I'd keep you in the basement
and treat you like a ho.
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