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Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Eugene OR
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Comment Ranking:#793
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#604 - I agree if it's a drug crime such as (having said amount of il… 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
#223 - It was just my duty to hop on the bandwagon ;) 11/10/2014 on whitehawk's profile 0
#24 - thought of you bb  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on skeletorexplains's profile 0
#25 - skeletorexplains (11/10/2014) [-]
#15 - When the taxidermist is new and doesn't know what he's doing 11/09/2014 on Dinner at a friend's +52
#22 - i for one love skeletorexplaines the way he is. 11/09/2014 on but you see. pepsi +8
#17 - level 0? come on you can do better 11/09/2014 on Dats rood 0
#103 - I don't know why, but the lemon slices are just icing on the cake. 11/07/2014 on Joshlol's 21st birthday 0
#32 - Am I the only one who thought it was cutting through some of h…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on straight razor +1
User avatar #40 - windson (11/07/2014) [-]
That's the point of the post.
User avatar #72 - ieatpaste (11/07/2014) [-]
no just showing of a razor
#30 - Picture 11/02/2014 on Halloween is far from over +5
#12 - Picture 11/02/2014 on This War of Mine +4
#247 - *pew pew* 11/02/2014 on More evolve codes. +1
#232 - ai'ght thanks man, its no biggy if you cant provide one lol I …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on More evolve codes. +1
User avatar #234 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
That's why i got ya stickies man. Gun fingers.
User avatar #247 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
*pew pew*
#224 - I don't have x-com or much of anything on steam so.. I'll pret…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2014 on More evolve codes. +1
User avatar #226 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
I'll see what i can do, but try the Curse method of getting an evolve key and see how you go.
User avatar #232 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
ai'ght thanks man, its no biggy if you cant provide one lol I wont be that asshole, just remember me if you get more ;)
User avatar #234 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
That's why i got ya stickies man. Gun fingers.
User avatar #247 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
*pew pew*
#221 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2014 on More evolve codes. +1
User avatar #222 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm all out of codes though sadly, Have you got X-come or maybe i can get you something else? I've been tempted to close this content because i was out of codes. lol.
User avatar #224 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
I don't have x-com or much of anything on steam so.. I'll pretty much take anything given to me lol, it's no biggy I can buy evolve when its out
User avatar #226 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
I'll see what i can do, but try the Curse method of getting an evolve key and see how you go.
User avatar #232 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
ai'ght thanks man, its no biggy if you cant provide one lol I wont be that asshole, just remember me if you get more ;)
User avatar #234 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
That's why i got ya stickies man. Gun fingers.
User avatar #247 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
*pew pew*
#220 - holy **** I actually rolled trips 11/02/2014 on More evolve codes. +1
#218 - **whitehawk rolls 333**  [+] (9 new replies) 11/02/2014 on More evolve codes. +3
User avatar #220 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
holy fuck I actually rolled trips
User avatar #219 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
O-shit son.
#221 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #222 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm all out of codes though sadly, Have you got X-come or maybe i can get you something else? I've been tempted to close this content because i was out of codes. lol.
User avatar #224 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
I don't have x-com or much of anything on steam so.. I'll pretty much take anything given to me lol, it's no biggy I can buy evolve when its out
User avatar #226 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
I'll see what i can do, but try the Curse method of getting an evolve key and see how you go.
User avatar #232 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
ai'ght thanks man, its no biggy if you cant provide one lol I wont be that asshole, just remember me if you get more ;)
User avatar #234 - metalcoldreaper (11/02/2014) [-]
That's why i got ya stickies man. Gun fingers.
User avatar #247 - whitehawk (11/02/2014) [-]
*pew pew*
#1 - I'll take ******** that didn't happen for 500  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Sorry for a day late. Happy... -19
User avatar #23 - assassindash (11/02/2014) [-]
I was actually there when this happened.
#18 - grogovic (11/02/2014) [-]
#6 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2014) [-]
why would anyone on the internet ever lie stupid?
User avatar #3 - reloadedhamster (11/02/2014) [-]
Could be but then again drunk people do all kinds of crazy/hilarious shit.
#2 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2014) [-]
ok
#3 - MFW 11/02/2014 on When you hear your voice on... +1
#5 - Look at all that funny  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on (untitled) +204
User avatar #97 - empithree (11/02/2014) [-]
thanks, thats' the only funny I didn't want to look at again.
#30 - maxsexington (11/02/2014) [-]
the plot thickens
#2 - congrats on making it to the ******* comments section  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Korean comic comp (part 1) +31
#33 - garyhasmorebadges (11/02/2014) [-]
#2 - Obligatory 11/02/2014 on *Insert Spooky title* 0
#14 - these ******* comics 11/02/2014 on Korean comic comp (Part 3) 0
#5 - Says the guy who captioned this conversation 11/02/2014 on gg 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on When I hear someone... +5
#56 - waffermelone (11/02/2014) [-]
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on So I went on Tumblr... +56
#94 - dacluck (11/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #222 - flaviennealienne (11/10/2014) [-]
I enjoyed your use of the word taxidermist. 5 Stars
User avatar #223 to #222 - whitehawk (11/10/2014) [-]
It was just my duty to hop on the bandwagon ;)
User avatar #215 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
whitehawk
User avatar #216 to #215 - whitehawk (09/22/2014) [-]
soopergrover
User avatar #217 to #216 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
haven't talked to you in forever bby

wassup
User avatar #218 to #217 - whitehawk (09/22/2014) [-]
Just being a CIS white male as usual getting ready to go to college

(which i don't meet requirements for any scholarships because i am *ahem* a CIS white male and i check my privilege daily)

but im smurt so i got some anyway cuz #ACTscoresofftheshizam
User avatar #219 to #218 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
oh gross, why am i talking to you then, cis scum

nah jk, sounds bretty gool dude. congrats and good luck with that!
User avatar #220 to #219 - whitehawk (09/22/2014) [-]
thanks duude

or should I say

thank mr skeltal
#221 to #220 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
ayy lmao

no prob brah
User avatar #213 - whitehawk (03/25/2014) [-]
**whitehawk rolls 5**
User avatar #214 to #213 - whitehawk (03/25/2014) [-]
**whitehawk rolls 8**
User avatar #211 - articuno (08/24/2013) [-]
Do you collect pets?
User avatar #212 to #211 - whitehawk (08/24/2013) [-]
not really, rare ones yes
#209 - countmorgan (08/19/2013) [-]
You have been removed from whitehawk's friends
User avatar #210 to #209 - whitehawk (08/19/2013) [-]
you never accepted so i was resending it
User avatar #204 - soopergrover (07/16/2013) [-]
whitehawk
#208 to #207 - soopergrover (08/15/2013) [-]
My feelings for you = infinite <33 xoxo
User avatar #199 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
How many badges for all iron & runic ore ?
User avatar #200 to #199 - khl (06/01/2013) [-]
whitehawk ?
User avatar #201 to #200 - whitehawk (06/01/2013) [-]
o **** hi there. I have no idea bro.. but i have a *******
User avatar #202 to #201 - khl (06/01/2013) [-]
you selling FJ points aswell ?
User avatar #203 to #202 - whitehawk (06/01/2013) [-]
i'd like to keep those, just cuz i dont really have that many
User avatar #198 - thekillerwalrus ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Only have 6 badges, but do I have anything else you may be interested in for some raw gems?
User avatar #193 - welcomebacktoclass (05/19/2013) [-]
Is 15 badges per token good for you?
User avatar #194 to #193 - whitehawk (05/19/2013) [-]
actually nothing against you.. but i think i wanna save em until i get 100..

sorry about that
User avatar #189 - nippuhl (05/18/2013) [-]
can i buy your tokens
if so what are you looking for
User avatar #190 to #189 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
badges/rares

more so badges tho
User avatar #191 to #190 - nippuhl (05/18/2013) [-]
oh ok
i don't have any oop
User avatar #186 - turva (05/18/2013) [-]
clould you sell your rits i really need them or i will lose a trade
User avatar #187 to #186 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
do u have badges?
User avatar #188 to #187 - turva (05/18/2013) [-]
i sell all but them :/
User avatar #192 to #188 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
hehehe uhh.. well unfortunately thats all im really buing atm
User avatar #180 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
the list for non takeables are gems, dragons and dragon food
User avatar #181 to #180 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
ok thanks for clearing that up, i didnt wanna be a dick and take all your most valuable stuff,, accept is that headless horseman ok?
User avatar #183 to #181 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
picked yet? waiting on you so i can play more games
User avatar #184 to #183 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
yea sorry, internet problem
User avatar #185 to #184 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
its all good
User avatar #182 to #181 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
u can only not have gems, dragons, dragon food and text items...i new there was one moer...if u want headless horseman u can have
User avatar #174 - laspussy (05/17/2013) [-]
how much would your nazi gold cost in badges?
User avatar #175 to #174 - whitehawk (05/17/2013) [-]
uhh.. i dunno, whatever's fair i guess
User avatar #172 - sexymossantamby (05/16/2013) [-]
selling your special diamonds for rits?
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User avatar #171 to #170 - whitehawk (05/16/2013) [-]
mayb.
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User avatar #168 to #167 - whitehawk (05/11/2013) [-]
i have no idea. so i will D:
User avatar #165 - lavatofire (05/11/2013) [-]
thank you for the trade :)
User avatar #166 to #165 - whitehawk (05/11/2013) [-]
yea np
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User avatar #162 to #161 - whitehawk (05/11/2013) [-]
i am. i dont really need ore though
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