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whitehawk

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I got an offer to join the Illuminati, guess melting all those steel beams got me noticedcomment
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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Eugene OR
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Content Ranking:#5427
Comment Ranking:#255
Highest Content Rank:#1327
Highest Comment Rank:#231
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Subscribers:9
Content Views:561083
Times Content Favorited:217 times
Total Comments Made:8277
FJ Points:29178
Favorite Tags: mr (4) | thank (4) | skeltal (3) | dun (2) | fucked (2) | senorbuttplug (2) | the (2) | up (2) | your (2)

latest user's comments

#387200 - god of war ps3 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW +1
#387137 - tfw no cheeki breeki 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW 0
#387121 - they call me cleverbot 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW 0
#387097 - neber played any of the ass-creed games 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW 0
#387055 - crysis 3 playstation 4 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW 0
#386927 - metroid prime is the **** 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW 0
#386887 - THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW +1
#386876 - metroid on gamecube 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW +1
#386839 - sanic on g-cube 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW 0
#386701 - starfox on somethin 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW +1
#386343 - dunky kong 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW 0
#386244 - did it just staart or is is ending >.> 03/25/2015 on LIVE QUIZ SHOW +1
#8 - how to kill from afar with a knife  [+] (19 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Target acquired +549
#69 - imashitbricks (03/25/2015) [-]
Oh god. The commando perk. "Commando significantly increases the player's melee distance from 128 units to 176 units (about 7.7 meters)" I can still remember the horror.
#74 - dudelolz (03/25/2015) [-]
Horror? Bro, that shit was fun as fuck. Sprinting around with lightweight and commando pro with a tac knife'd pistol was the true meta of MW2.
User avatar #90 - darmenias (03/25/2015) [-]
I'll admit that I did that a few times but fuck me, it was gayer than a man-only orgy. It required almost nothing out of you. Just run in an irregular enough pattern to get close to people and fucking STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB. Especially with the fucking Tacknife.
User avatar #116 - garymotherfingoak (03/25/2015) [-]
to be fair the tacknife was slightly more innacurate than a regular knife
User avatar #117 - darmenias (03/25/2015) [-]
Was it? I really couldn't tell at the time. Maybe it had a smaller field of effectiveness, needed to be aimed more than the normal attack but I never really felt it during use.
User avatar #118 - garymotherfingoak (03/25/2015) [-]
by slightly, i mean less than half a hair. 1 out of every 100 stabs into an enemy would jump and stab the air instead

shit was still fun as fuck though
User avatar #119 - darmenias (03/25/2015) [-]
True, has to be admitted. Was fun, though it got old when you always had like 30-11 or some shit like that just running around and pressing the melee button.
User avatar #155 - dudelolz (03/26/2015) [-]
75% of the fun was listening to the voice chat rage of your victims.
User avatar #129 - garymotherfingoak (03/25/2015) [-]
idunno man, it never really got old for me.
#48 - wimwam (03/25/2015) [-]
#111 - huffe (03/25/2015) [-]
close enough
#22 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
was this from supernoobs? god that was old
User avatar #91 - englishtallybopper (03/25/2015) [-]
i feel old now
#37 - isolovegames (03/25/2015) [-]
I can still hear that "coooooooooommmmmmaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndd dddddoooooooo"
User avatar #16 - EventHorizon (03/25/2015) [-]
I loved this map
User avatar #45 - twentyseconds (03/25/2015) [-]
me to its where I got my first nuke with the riot shield and rangers...

and yes the other team was totally fucking absent
#86 - bagofshit (03/25/2015) [-]
Got my first a couple months ago on Derail with a RPD, i would never guess that would be that fucking map with that fucking gun i would get a nuke

i could've nuked yesterday, but my friend was the host and he rage quitted, the lobby crashed while i was with a 21 ks on a chopper gunner
User avatar #88 - twentyseconds (03/25/2015) [-]
lol I can relate, got a nuke once with the shityest load out, just ran around pick up peoples weapons, got a completely unexpected nuke like 10 seconds before game was over, but I was in ac130, soon as I hoped out I call in the nuke, but the game ended with the nuke detonator IN MY FUCKING HAND WHILE HE CLICKED THE BUTTON.
User avatar #89 - bagofshit (03/25/2015) [-]
holy shit, i would have flipped the fuck out

i got that one while on the chopper gunner, but got time enough to call it in at 7400 kek
#23 - that feel when you get rolled on the /autism/ board 03/25/2015 on What do you want?! 0
#20 - oregon mentioned swell with tame squirrels and crazy nutria  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Damn Bugs +1
#21 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
HUNT THE NUTRIA FOR 5 BUCKS A POP. I'd be out there all day.
#133 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on comp +58
#140 - ehwaz Comment deleted by whitehawk
#51 - why helo it is i, santanotronbo ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on santamansan's profile 0
User avatar #52 - santamansan (03/23/2015) [-]
shut it is of secreted
#7 - It's so hard to time because everyone ******* skillshot…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Kinda 0
User avatar #15 - professordolan (03/23/2015) [-]
or have kalista with u
#14 - I hope her gynecologist is an ant-eater 03/23/2015 on punching trees gives me wood 0
#4 - on a serious note though, unidentified hair in your food is …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Chef Cat +10
#6 - mrspyder (03/23/2015) [-]
fun fact: an average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
#10 - It's Mr. steal yo girl 03/23/2015 on Animal Lives Part 2 +17
#78 - Comment deleted 03/23/2015 on Read description maybe? 0
#3 - they hit a few branches on their way down the ugly tree..  [+] (15 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Face swapping +320
User avatar #68 - furiousmarshmellow (03/24/2015) [-]
Eh. Both are about 5/10.
#46 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
fuck you tahm bout god threw the whole damn tree at dem.
#11 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
i bet they're on your level you ugly ass nigga.
User avatar #10 - thinemother (03/23/2015) [-]
I dunno man the one on the right looks a lot like steve buscemi, and that is a pretty big turn on for me already.
User avatar #6 - loopzoop (03/23/2015) [-]
I think they look decent, nothing that can't be fixed.
#7 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
...by plastic surgery.
#4 - infernoimmortal (03/23/2015) [-]
They're just not wearing any makeup, unlike the vast majority of girls you see on a daily basis.
User avatar #18 - quoterox (03/23/2015) [-]
makeup doesn't fix bug-eye
User avatar #62 - farokhmanesh (03/24/2015) [-]
Coming from a male who has had no gfs. Awk.
User avatar #64 - quoterox (03/24/2015) [-]
How do you know that I've had no gfs?

or bfs?

Maybe I'm a faggot! You don't know me.
User avatar #65 - farokhmanesh (03/24/2015) [-]
You definitely are a faggot.
User avatar #67 - quoterox (03/24/2015) [-]
I can attest to this, I am indeed a faggot.
#69 - farokhmanesh (03/24/2015) [-]
So then nothing I've said has been wrong.
User avatar #70 - quoterox (03/24/2015) [-]
Yep.

I'm just wondering how you know that i've had no girlfriends, beyond the fact that i'm on FJ.
#47 - infernoimmortal (03/23/2015) [-]
Yes, it does.
#5 - obligatory 03/23/2015 on Ladies and gentlemen Joan... +1
#13 - how could you pass with anything below a 70%??  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on that guy +1
User avatar #18 - jmmora (03/23/2015) [-]
i'm currently studying abroad in Budapest, the Erasmus thing is like heaven, you can pass any class with 50%+

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#301 to #300 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
nuthin
nuthin
#302 to #301 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
Long time  ;)
Long time ;)
User avatar #303 to #302 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
i know D: I've been lurkin like a feg lately
User avatar #304 to #303 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
I just caught a WEED
User avatar #305 to #304 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
BLAZE IT FAGGOT

i still have 2 golden hats tho

and a void imp
User avatar #306 to #305 - luluwho (02/26/2015) [-]
I have void imp
User avatar #298 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
selling runic gems?
User avatar #297 - whitehawk (01/16/2015) [-]
anti-productivity

User avatar #296 - ecomp (01/13/2015) [-]
you may be homo, but you are not sapiens

christian pride world wide
User avatar #295 - supertanto (01/13/2015) [-]
so I heard you're a queer
User avatar #294 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Hey whitehawk u so gay
u so gay u make me say
hey whitehawk
hey hey hey whitehawk
#293 - iyellatstuff (01/12/2015) [-]
Hope this cheers you up
Hope this cheers you up
#292 - Elk (01/12/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** It is NOT okay to be a faggot.
User avatar #285 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
rip ur luv lyfe
User avatar #287 to #285 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
rip in pepperonis
User avatar #289 to #287 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
i cri for u
User avatar #276 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Sup man, been the recent victim of getting dumped; wanna talk then drop me a message.
User avatar #282 to #276 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only if ur acshually a qt 3.14 grill

i have sexual preference change
User avatar #291 to #282 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
Young Dro - FDB (Bass Boosted) hit me up you gay faggot
User avatar #286 to #282 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
implying I'm not a >qt3.14
User avatar #288 to #286 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
implying i'm a >gay
User avatar #290 to #288 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Hasn't stopped me before :/
User avatar #274 - theshadowed (01/12/2015) [-]
remember, bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
bitches in this case being male
the message still stands damn you
User avatar #273 - ajrin (01/12/2015) [-]
stop being gay and the guys won't dump you
User avatar #283 to #273 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
truth.
#272 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
why the HECK did he do that. I'm sure you're a nice person. Go you.
User avatar #271 - TheseChocodiles (01/12/2015) [-]
don't worry you'll find another power bottom soon
User avatar #284 to #271 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #269 - joshlol (01/12/2015) [-]
there there
things will be okay
User avatar #278 to #269 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
thnx bb
#266 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
User avatar #279 to #266 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
/items/ is love /items/ is life
User avatar #280 to #279 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
sorry about your bf tho
did he have a beard?
User avatar #281 to #280 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only the burliest
#265 - notred ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend.
I can be your boyfriend.
User avatar #267 to #265 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend
I'd never let you go.
I'd keep you in the basement
and treat you like a ho.
#264 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
It's going to be ok, ***** . you can do it.
User avatar #263 - makotoitou (01/12/2015) [-]
is k you can always find other dick to choke on
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