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whitehawk

Last status update:
I got an offer to join the Illuminati, guess melting all those steel beams got me noticedcomment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Eugene OR
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5427
Comment Ranking:#257
Highest Content Rank:#1327
Highest Comment Rank:#231
Content Thumbs: 18278 total,  19809 ,  1531
Comment Thumbs: 22048 total,  24867 ,  2819
Content Level Progress: 20.8% (208/1000)
Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 74.5% (745/1000)
Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:9
Content Views:561088
Times Content Favorited:217 times
Total Comments Made:8277
FJ Points:29178
Favorite Tags: mr (4) | thank (4) | skeltal (3) | dun (2) | fucked (2) | senorbuttplug (2) | the (2) | up (2) | your (2)

latest user's comments

#293 - I wanna sing with FJ, how do I get involved D:  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on hankhillofthe's profile 0
User avatar #294 - hankhillofthe (02/23/2015) [-]
Friend me, watch out for my mass pm's.
User avatar #295 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
will do, thanks
#305 - BLAZE IT FAGGOT i still have 2 golden hats tho …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on whitehawk's profile 0
User avatar #306 - luluwho (02/26/2015) [-]
I have void imp
#303 - i know D: I've been lurkin like a feg lately  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on whitehawk's profile 0
User avatar #304 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
I just caught a WEED
User avatar #305 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
BLAZE IT FAGGOT

i still have 2 golden hats tho

and a void imp
User avatar #306 - luluwho (02/26/2015) [-]
I have void imp
#301 - nuthin  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2015 on whitehawk's profile 0
#302 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
Long time ;)
User avatar #303 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
i know D: I've been lurkin like a feg lately
User avatar #304 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
I just caught a WEED
User avatar #305 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
BLAZE IT FAGGOT

i still have 2 golden hats tho

and a void imp
User avatar #306 - luluwho (02/26/2015) [-]
I have void imp
#111 - damn girls are ****** mean 02/22/2015 on What the fuck +1
#786 - tell me about it ******* Sasquatch's back yard 02/21/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#52 - Picture 02/21/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation +2
#23 - brutal.jpg 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... +20
#19 - the real zilean? 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... +14
#18 - Comment deleted 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
#16 - Are you the one? 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... +312
#4 - sorry but you're quite dull  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... +1
#422 - anonymous (02/19/2015) [-]
kek
#4 - Comment deleted 02/17/2015 on Let me slide 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 7) +15
User avatar #26 - zhlandir (02/16/2015) [-]
That's a good one!
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 6) +111
#55 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
#10 - furiousmarshmellow (02/16/2015) [-]
But steel beems can melt jet fuel.

checkmate
#7 - closingcubez (02/16/2015) [-]
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 5) +69
User avatar #22 - twofreegerbils (02/16/2015) [-]
Please someone change it to Bert and Ernie
User avatar #17 - zhlandir (02/16/2015) [-]
I was waiting for this - thank you!

I totally wasn't too lazy to do it myself...

and I'm not slow either
#11 - These are getting dark  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 4) +3
#12 - zhlandir (02/16/2015) [-]
Good, good.
#38 - powertrooper (02/16/2015) [-]
#17 - marcury (02/16/2015) [-]
#853 - it was bound to happen when the drugs kicked in 02/15/2015 on Mods will compliment you 0
#850 - i think i like the word naughty the best ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Mods will compliment you +1
User avatar #857 - amuter (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm going to have to keep my eye on you r penis
#723 - agreed 100% 02/15/2015 on Mods will compliment you 0
#713 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Mods will compliment you 0
#688 - compliment me, but don't be too nice or i'll know you're lying  [+] (11 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Mods will compliment you 0
User avatar #841 - amuter (02/15/2015) [-]
You're weird, which is a naughtier word for unique.
User avatar #850 - whitehawk (02/15/2015) [-]
i think i like the word naughty the best ;)
User avatar #857 - amuter (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm going to have to keep my eye on you r penis
User avatar #778 - Virt (02/15/2015) [-]
you sure showed mr.krabs
good job
User avatar #853 - whitehawk (02/15/2015) [-]
it was bound to happen when the drugs kicked in
User avatar #715 - ayumu (02/15/2015) [-]
Hawks are cool animals, nice pick
User avatar #723 - whitehawk (02/15/2015) [-]
agreed 100%
User avatar #699 - lightspeedtooslow (02/15/2015) [-]
I remember you, you a pretty awesome dude
User avatar #713 - whitehawk (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #694 - corporate (02/15/2015) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #692 - EdwardNigma (02/15/2015) [-]
You're alright.
#14 - old layout might be gone forever 02/14/2015 on *enter The Road soundtrack* 0
#5098881 - also ill do yu-gi-oh cards for y'all if u want … 02/13/2015 on Play items -1
#5098880 - meanwhile whitehawk is at college practicing economics.. … 02/13/2015 on Play items -1

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#301 to #300 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
nuthin
nuthin
#302 to #301 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
Long time  ;)
Long time ;)
User avatar #303 to #302 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
i know D: I've been lurkin like a feg lately
User avatar #304 to #303 - luluwho (02/23/2015) [-]
I just caught a WEED
User avatar #305 to #304 - whitehawk (02/23/2015) [-]
BLAZE IT FAGGOT

i still have 2 golden hats tho

and a void imp
User avatar #306 to #305 - luluwho (02/26/2015) [-]
I have void imp
User avatar #298 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
selling runic gems?
User avatar #297 - whitehawk (01/16/2015) [-]
anti-productivity

User avatar #296 - ecomp (01/13/2015) [-]
you may be homo, but you are not sapiens

christian pride world wide
User avatar #295 - supertanto (01/13/2015) [-]
so I heard you're a queer
User avatar #294 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Hey whitehawk u so gay
u so gay u make me say
hey whitehawk
hey hey hey whitehawk
#293 - iyellatstuff (01/12/2015) [-]
Hope this cheers you up
Hope this cheers you up
#292 - Elk (01/12/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** It is NOT okay to be a faggot.
User avatar #285 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
rip ur luv lyfe
User avatar #287 to #285 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
rip in pepperonis
User avatar #289 to #287 - itemsss (01/12/2015) [-]
i cri for u
User avatar #276 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Sup man, been the recent victim of getting dumped; wanna talk then drop me a message.
User avatar #282 to #276 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only if ur acshually a qt 3.14 grill

i have sexual preference change
User avatar #291 to #282 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
Young Dro - FDB (Bass Boosted) hit me up you gay faggot
User avatar #286 to #282 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
implying I'm not a >qt3.14
User avatar #288 to #286 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
implying i'm a >gay
User avatar #290 to #288 - tatsumaki (01/12/2015) [-]
Hasn't stopped me before :/
User avatar #274 - theshadowed (01/12/2015) [-]
remember, bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
bitches in this case being male
the message still stands damn you
User avatar #273 - ajrin (01/12/2015) [-]
stop being gay and the guys won't dump you
User avatar #283 to #273 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
truth.
#272 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
why the HECK did he do that. I'm sure you're a nice person. Go you.
User avatar #271 - TheseChocodiles (01/12/2015) [-]
don't worry you'll find another power bottom soon
User avatar #284 to #271 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #269 - joshlol (01/12/2015) [-]
there there
things will be okay
User avatar #278 to #269 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
thnx bb
#266 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
your boyfriend dumped you because you play the items game
User avatar #279 to #266 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
/items/ is love /items/ is life
User avatar #280 to #279 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
sorry about your bf tho
did he have a beard?
User avatar #281 to #280 - whitehawk (01/12/2015) [-]
only the burliest
#265 - notred ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend.
I can be your boyfriend.
User avatar #267 to #265 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
I can be your boyfriend
I'd never let you go.
I'd keep you in the basement
and treat you like a ho.
#264 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
It's going to be ok, ***** . you can do it.
User avatar #263 - makotoitou (01/12/2015) [-]
is k you can always find other dick to choke on
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