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#253 - I thought about playing this game and even considered getting … 9 hours ago on Game porn 0
#56 - took me too long to figure out the point. I thought it said 32… 07/31/2014 on u wot m8 0
#51 - ........dude, that's like saying if you only knew how biologic… 07/31/2014 on mellow out bro 0
#47 - What else are you gonna call all the bullshit that stoners com…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on mellow out bro -1
User avatar #53 - capslockrage (07/31/2014) [-]
"stoner crap"
#39 - The point is, even though it's made from the same shit as cand…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on mellow out bro 0
#42 - shadowgandalf (07/31/2014) [-]
Most parents should have had biologi already in gradeschool, right? Then they should understand, that sugar = high ammounts of carbonhydrates, and that the human body only ever uses carbonhydrate as a fuel for musclemovement, that can not be stored as carbonhydrates in the body.

They should also know that the body converts carbonhydrates into fat for storage.

#51 - whitebuddha (07/31/2014) [-]
........dude, that's like saying if you only knew how biologically, alcohol affects your mind, then you would have never opened that 20th beer. No one's consciously going to say, "Oh wait, this Twinky is gonna show up on my ass."
1. No, no body remembers that shit after they graduate. I'm only a year and a half out of school and i couldn't remember the Pledge of the Alligence the other day. And as an English major, i've probably got 2 more science courses and I'm done with science for life.
2. The average person will never get to the point where they consider the nutrition facts of every item of food they consume, let alone what they have been eating over the past week to month. Do you think about how every meal affects your diet? Unlikely.
3. Also, while getting Americans to understand how the food we consume destroys our bodies is a good start, you're still not gonna be able to compete with the inexpensiveness of fast food.

Sorry if i sound like a hater or a downer in anyway, but it just sounds like you have a pretty small grip on the obesity crisis. Like there are more obvious than just, "they forgot what they learned in school".
#38 - In stoner culture, this would be called: A Gusher Blunt. Your welcome.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on mellow out bro -1
User avatar #41 - capslockrage (07/31/2014) [-]
"Stoner culture"

Please don't say that.
User avatar #47 - whitebuddha (07/31/2014) [-]
What else are you gonna call all the bullshit that stoners come up with?
User avatar #53 - capslockrage (07/31/2014) [-]
"stoner crap"
#36 - There're borderline candy, like how poptarts are borderline co…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on mellow out bro +2
#37 - shadowgandalf (07/30/2014) [-]
Borderline candy? You just said they are made from sugar, and i guess they are not used as regular food.

So aren't they just standard candy?
User avatar #39 - whitebuddha (07/31/2014) [-]
The point is, even though it's made from the same shit as candy (sugar and cornstarch i think) and it's just as bad for your kids, somehow parents are totally cool with giving to their kids every single day in their lunchboxes. I say borderline candy because somehow the brand has made its product look like something healthy to put in kid's lunches when in fact......they might as well be gummy bear's with three times the sugar. If you ask why parents would be okay with putting shit like that in their kid's lunches....welcome to America.
#42 - shadowgandalf (07/31/2014) [-]
Most parents should have had biologi already in gradeschool, right? Then they should understand, that sugar = high ammounts of carbonhydrates, and that the human body only ever uses carbonhydrate as a fuel for musclemovement, that can not be stored as carbonhydrates in the body.

They should also know that the body converts carbonhydrates into fat for storage.

#51 - whitebuddha (07/31/2014) [-]
........dude, that's like saying if you only knew how biologically, alcohol affects your mind, then you would have never opened that 20th beer. No one's consciously going to say, "Oh wait, this Twinky is gonna show up on my ass."
1. No, no body remembers that shit after they graduate. I'm only a year and a half out of school and i couldn't remember the Pledge of the Alligence the other day. And as an English major, i've probably got 2 more science courses and I'm done with science for life.
2. The average person will never get to the point where they consider the nutrition facts of every item of food they consume, let alone what they have been eating over the past week to month. Do you think about how every meal affects your diet? Unlikely.
3. Also, while getting Americans to understand how the food we consume destroys our bodies is a good start, you're still not gonna be able to compete with the inexpensiveness of fast food.

Sorry if i sound like a hater or a downer in anyway, but it just sounds like you have a pretty small grip on the obesity crisis. Like there are more obvious than just, "they forgot what they learned in school".
#35 - Short answer: A Gusher Blunt. Fruit Gushers and… 07/30/2014 on mellow out bro +1
#290 - "B-B-B-B-But I wanna rage too!!!" --Everyon… 07/29/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war +1
#206 - yep. once a day 07/18/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0

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#1 - anonymous (08/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - whitebuddha (08/28/2012) [-]
Don't be so butthurt man. Its only funnyjunk
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