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#145 - Does that mean cunt? Because in Romanian, pizda means cunt.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Gas Station Explosion 0
User avatar #156 - PlagueDoctor (08/13/2014) [-]
well, pizda means cunt in Russian aswell.
But "pizdec" is more like "what the fuck" or "holy shit".
#158 - Pizda (08/13/2014) [-]
He is right you know
#113 - That can't be Russian. Where's the cyka and the blyat?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Gas Station Explosion 0
User avatar #130 - PlagueDoctor (08/13/2014) [-]
at the end someone said "pizdec". That's profanity too
User avatar #145 - whiplasher (08/13/2014) [-]
Does that mean cunt? Because in Romanian, pizda means cunt.
User avatar #156 - PlagueDoctor (08/13/2014) [-]
well, pizda means cunt in Russian aswell.
But "pizdec" is more like "what the fuck" or "holy shit".
#158 - Pizda (08/13/2014) [-]
He is right you know
#21 - That's h4nn1, from Fnatic's DOTA 2 team. also, … 08/12/2014 on how you know he's pro +3
#89 - That was awesome. Those rhymes made me think of Eminem. 08/12/2014 on There's a Man in the Woods 0
#270 - install gentoo 08/10/2014 on Meet Mike. 0
#51 - Picture 08/10/2014 on the real question 0
#20 - How do you know?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on the real question 0
User avatar #21 - tehbomb (08/09/2014) [-]
I shoved a rock up my sister's ass and she said it felt good
We're related so it should be the same for me
#51 - whiplasher (08/10/2014) [-]
#1025106 - DOTA 2. 08/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#42 - Great post. You sure told me. Your facts convinced me. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Masterrace 0
#43 - bestfoxgirl (08/09/2014) [-]
Kiddie, if COH2 is the most complex game you played, or you say that games on consoles are more casual than PC (XD) it's kinda obvious to me that your library has less than 10 positions and you have played video games for no longer than a month. Why spoonfeed you with basic knowledge if all you can do is bad quality shitposting?
#40 - As usual, console gamers prove how casual they are. That's to …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Masterrace 0
#41 - bestfoxgirl (08/09/2014) [-]
"there are barely any non casual games on the consoles"
"CoH2? You will never have a game that's half as complex as that game"

These 2 points made your shitposting WAY too obvious
User avatar #42 - whiplasher (08/09/2014) [-]
Great post. You sure told me. Your facts convinced me.

Stay mad, casual peasant.
#43 - bestfoxgirl (08/09/2014) [-]
Kiddie, if COH2 is the most complex game you played, or you say that games on consoles are more casual than PC (XD) it's kinda obvious to me that your library has less than 10 positions and you have played video games for no longer than a month. Why spoonfeed you with basic knowledge if all you can do is bad quality shitposting?
#37 - If you deny quake as a competitive game, there you are not wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Masterrace +1
User avatar #38 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
If I were to bring up controller over kbm, you would say "duh but i can plug in a usb controller so were even pessant" Once per generation "dur all i hve to do is update my grafiks card every gen and even then itll be stronger than console"
Anything I say will be shut down by your faggotry. Quake is shite. Good day bitch.
#35 - Oh man, you're so full of **** , it's actually fun…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Masterrace +1
User avatar #36 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
Wait, I thought you could emulate everything on a PC, including Wii and therefore Smah Bros Brawl/Melee?
DOTA 2 takes no skill, I used to play it. It's all about stealing kills and gaining levels early then wiping the team the rest of the game. Playing MOBAs competitively is like playing kick the can competitively.
lol quake nice try ruseman
User avatar #37 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
If you deny quake as a competitive game, there you are not worth my attention. Also, yeah, I can emulate Brawl, Melee and Project M. With better graphics quality than the consoles.. But Nintendo would not allow the tournaments use an emulated version of the game, else their consoles would seem weak. Which they are.

This is my last reply to you. I thought you could come up with good points, like the fact that it's easier to use a console, that the controllers are better than kb+m for some genres, that consoles must be bought only once a generation, etc. But you did not, you're just a fool. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Stay mad, peasant. Stay forever mad.
User avatar #38 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
If I were to bring up controller over kbm, you would say "duh but i can plug in a usb controller so were even pessant" Once per generation "dur all i hve to do is update my grafiks card every gen and even then itll be stronger than console"
Anything I say will be shut down by your faggotry. Quake is shite. Good day bitch.
#38 - Iron Mans were **** , Avengers was below average, …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Oh Harrison -1
User avatar #42 - trollchildxy (08/07/2014) [-]
Really? I felt like the second and third pirates were trash. They were all captain jack and no storyline for me.
#45 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
PotC 2 is the best one.
#33 - Peasant, is that all you can say? Competitive play out of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Masterrace +1
#34 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
lol RTS and MOBAs aren't video games, they're condensed shit.
Explain why Smash Bros tournaments are held on Wiis, Killer Instinct tournaments are held on Ones and FPS tournaments are held on PS3 or 360. Or perhaps how Street Fighter, Tekken, and literally every other modern fighter tournament is held on a console.
You act like you know shit and actually own 4k 180 fps capable equipment, but of course neither are true.
Stay buttmad pcfag, I could care less about internet points
#35 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh man, you're so full of shit, it's actually funny.
Why Smash Bros\KI tournaments are held on Wiis/Ones? Maybe because they're excluvies? Gee, you're smart anon. FPS tournaments held on PS3 or 360? What, CoD? The biggest competitive FPS games are Quake and CS:GO. Both played on PC. Why fighters are held on consoles? Well, fighters aren't the strong point of PCs, I'll give you that. Any other competitive game though, it's held on PCs.

oh, regarding to your first sentence. LoL has the highest playerbase of any game. Dota 2's International 2014 had the second biggest prize pool of ALL SPORTS. RTSs and MOBAs take more skill than any other game on consoles, except for fighters.

Stay mad, peasant. oh, and if you wanna play the "omg pcs are more expensiv" card with me, have this
User avatar #36 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
Wait, I thought you could emulate everything on a PC, including Wii and therefore Smah Bros Brawl/Melee?
DOTA 2 takes no skill, I used to play it. It's all about stealing kills and gaining levels early then wiping the team the rest of the game. Playing MOBAs competitively is like playing kick the can competitively.
lol quake nice try ruseman
User avatar #37 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
If you deny quake as a competitive game, there you are not worth my attention. Also, yeah, I can emulate Brawl, Melee and Project M. With better graphics quality than the consoles.. But Nintendo would not allow the tournaments use an emulated version of the game, else their consoles would seem weak. Which they are.

This is my last reply to you. I thought you could come up with good points, like the fact that it's easier to use a console, that the controllers are better than kb+m for some genres, that consoles must be bought only once a generation, etc. But you did not, you're just a fool. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Stay mad, peasant. Stay forever mad.
User avatar #38 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
If I were to bring up controller over kbm, you would say "duh but i can plug in a usb controller so were even pessant" Once per generation "dur all i hve to do is update my grafiks card every gen and even then itll be stronger than console"
Anything I say will be shut down by your faggotry. Quake is shite. Good day bitch.
#19 - Oh, right. When I think of a breakdown, I think of those faggy…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on music 0
#38 - grandemperorchaos (08/07/2014) [-]
Damn it now imma hafta go listen ta all dat shit
#31 - The number of PC exclusives outnumber probably all the PS4 and…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Masterrace 0
#32 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm also Optimus Prime.
I enjoy playing my games on 18k, 900000 fps.
Stay mad peasant.
PS no they fucking don't you idiot
PPS I'm sure those games are real fun with the unfair mod capability, competitive play is out the window
#33 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
Peasant, is that all you can say? Competitive play out of the window? Then how come the major gaming tournaments are held for pc games (DOTA 2, Starcraft 2, LoL, CS:GO)? Unfair mod capability? Why, most of the moddable games are singleplayer, peasant.

When you're tired of being so angsty, check out what a PC can do and consoles won't for about 10 years.

Stay mad, peasant.
#34 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
lol RTS and MOBAs aren't video games, they're condensed shit.
Explain why Smash Bros tournaments are held on Wiis, Killer Instinct tournaments are held on Ones and FPS tournaments are held on PS3 or 360. Or perhaps how Street Fighter, Tekken, and literally every other modern fighter tournament is held on a console.
You act like you know shit and actually own 4k 180 fps capable equipment, but of course neither are true.
Stay buttmad pcfag, I could care less about internet points
#35 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh man, you're so full of shit, it's actually funny.
Why Smash Bros\KI tournaments are held on Wiis/Ones? Maybe because they're excluvies? Gee, you're smart anon. FPS tournaments held on PS3 or 360? What, CoD? The biggest competitive FPS games are Quake and CS:GO. Both played on PC. Why fighters are held on consoles? Well, fighters aren't the strong point of PCs, I'll give you that. Any other competitive game though, it's held on PCs.

oh, regarding to your first sentence. LoL has the highest playerbase of any game. Dota 2's International 2014 had the second biggest prize pool of ALL SPORTS. RTSs and MOBAs take more skill than any other game on consoles, except for fighters.

Stay mad, peasant. oh, and if you wanna play the "omg pcs are more expensiv" card with me, have this
User avatar #36 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
Wait, I thought you could emulate everything on a PC, including Wii and therefore Smah Bros Brawl/Melee?
DOTA 2 takes no skill, I used to play it. It's all about stealing kills and gaining levels early then wiping the team the rest of the game. Playing MOBAs competitively is like playing kick the can competitively.
lol quake nice try ruseman
User avatar #37 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
If you deny quake as a competitive game, there you are not worth my attention. Also, yeah, I can emulate Brawl, Melee and Project M. With better graphics quality than the consoles.. But Nintendo would not allow the tournaments use an emulated version of the game, else their consoles would seem weak. Which they are.

This is my last reply to you. I thought you could come up with good points, like the fact that it's easier to use a console, that the controllers are better than kb+m for some genres, that consoles must be bought only once a generation, etc. But you did not, you're just a fool. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Stay mad, peasant. Stay forever mad.
User avatar #38 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
If I were to bring up controller over kbm, you would say "duh but i can plug in a usb controller so were even pessant" Once per generation "dur all i hve to do is update my grafiks card every gen and even then itll be stronger than console"
Anything I say will be shut down by your faggotry. Quake is shite. Good day bitch.
#16 - what the **** is a breakdown?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on music 0
User avatar #18 - roddor (08/07/2014) [-]
Sort of like a guitar solo, but all instruments are prominent.
User avatar #17 - anonymoose (08/07/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7KsPZ1f7MDs#t=130 Here's an example from Slayer-Raining Blood. The dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun slower bit is a breakdown.
User avatar #19 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh, right. When I think of a breakdown, I think of those faggy emo bands who can't handle a guitar solo. I forgot about Slayer, though. My bad.
#38 - grandemperorchaos (08/07/2014) [-]
Damn it now imma hafta go listen ta all dat shit
#27 - I'm just sitting here enjoying Divinity: Original Sin, CS:GO, …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Masterrace 0
#39 - bestfoxgirl (08/08/2014) [-]
If you enjoy things like Insurgency or CoH2, you must have some really low standards.

(why do you call a reall gamer 'peasant'?)

ps. the number of PC exclusives might be great, but hardly any of them are worth anything, while console exclusives are the best games ever made
User avatar #40 - whiplasher (08/09/2014) [-]
As usual, console gamers prove how casual they are. That's to be expected though, since there are barely any non casual games on the consoles. Insurgency is better than any FPS exclusive consoles have, period. And, CoH2? You will never have a game that's half as complex as that game (except fighters).
#41 - bestfoxgirl (08/09/2014) [-]
"there are barely any non casual games on the consoles"
"CoH2? You will never have a game that's half as complex as that game"

These 2 points made your shitposting WAY too obvious
User avatar #42 - whiplasher (08/09/2014) [-]
Great post. You sure told me. Your facts convinced me.

Stay mad, casual peasant.
#43 - bestfoxgirl (08/09/2014) [-]
Kiddie, if COH2 is the most complex game you played, or you say that games on consoles are more casual than PC (XD) it's kinda obvious to me that your library has less than 10 positions and you have played video games for no longer than a month. Why spoonfeed you with basic knowledge if all you can do is bad quality shitposting?
User avatar #29 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
"I'm sure we can live without playing a couple of games."
"we'll get over it"
I guess that logic is a one way road eh?
User avatar #31 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
The number of PC exclusives outnumber probably all the PS4 and XBONE exclusives. And remember that we get the best version of multiplatforms.

4K. 120 fps. You will never know that.

Stay mad, peasant.
#32 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm also Optimus Prime.
I enjoy playing my games on 18k, 900000 fps.
Stay mad peasant.
PS no they fucking don't you idiot
PPS I'm sure those games are real fun with the unfair mod capability, competitive play is out the window
#33 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
Peasant, is that all you can say? Competitive play out of the window? Then how come the major gaming tournaments are held for pc games (DOTA 2, Starcraft 2, LoL, CS:GO)? Unfair mod capability? Why, most of the moddable games are singleplayer, peasant.

When you're tired of being so angsty, check out what a PC can do and consoles won't for about 10 years.

Stay mad, peasant.
#34 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
lol RTS and MOBAs aren't video games, they're condensed shit.
Explain why Smash Bros tournaments are held on Wiis, Killer Instinct tournaments are held on Ones and FPS tournaments are held on PS3 or 360. Or perhaps how Street Fighter, Tekken, and literally every other modern fighter tournament is held on a console.
You act like you know shit and actually own 4k 180 fps capable equipment, but of course neither are true.
Stay buttmad pcfag, I could care less about internet points
#35 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh man, you're so full of shit, it's actually funny.
Why Smash Bros\KI tournaments are held on Wiis/Ones? Maybe because they're excluvies? Gee, you're smart anon. FPS tournaments held on PS3 or 360? What, CoD? The biggest competitive FPS games are Quake and CS:GO. Both played on PC. Why fighters are held on consoles? Well, fighters aren't the strong point of PCs, I'll give you that. Any other competitive game though, it's held on PCs.

oh, regarding to your first sentence. LoL has the highest playerbase of any game. Dota 2's International 2014 had the second biggest prize pool of ALL SPORTS. RTSs and MOBAs take more skill than any other game on consoles, except for fighters.

Stay mad, peasant. oh, and if you wanna play the "omg pcs are more expensiv" card with me, have this
User avatar #36 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
Wait, I thought you could emulate everything on a PC, including Wii and therefore Smah Bros Brawl/Melee?
DOTA 2 takes no skill, I used to play it. It's all about stealing kills and gaining levels early then wiping the team the rest of the game. Playing MOBAs competitively is like playing kick the can competitively.
lol quake nice try ruseman
User avatar #37 - whiplasher (08/07/2014) [-]
If you deny quake as a competitive game, there you are not worth my attention. Also, yeah, I can emulate Brawl, Melee and Project M. With better graphics quality than the consoles.. But Nintendo would not allow the tournaments use an emulated version of the game, else their consoles would seem weak. Which they are.

This is my last reply to you. I thought you could come up with good points, like the fact that it's easier to use a console, that the controllers are better than kb+m for some genres, that consoles must be bought only once a generation, etc. But you did not, you're just a fool. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Stay mad, peasant. Stay forever mad.
User avatar #38 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
If I were to bring up controller over kbm, you would say "duh but i can plug in a usb controller so were even pessant" Once per generation "dur all i hve to do is update my grafiks card every gen and even then itll be stronger than console"
Anything I say will be shut down by your faggotry. Quake is shite. Good day bitch.
#108 - Extra fun fact: Russians are **** at DOTA 2 and t… 08/07/2014 on Myths About Russia 0
#1021322 - I don't get why you would play both Smite and LoL. LoL is casu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1021782 - reaperoxide (08/06/2014) [-]
I only play LoL when Smite is down, I have like 4 PvP gmes and aa bunch of co-op vs ai games. Smite is best MOBA.
#1021318 - No, you can only go one way. It's okay, you'll be playing it a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1021390 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
So I mean. I have one quest that ends with the NCR one that ends with Mr House and the wildcard. Can I play all three until the final mission and then pick the one I like?
User avatar #1021417 - awesomanium (08/05/2014) [-]
No
As you progress you start getting warnings that the other factions don't like what you're doing, and eventually they'll turn hostile
User avatar #1021490 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh that's good. I've already pissed off Caesar's Legion. I think I'm going to go with the wild card ending.
#160 - 20cm master race. Also, metric master race. 08/05/2014 on penis math 0
#690 - **whiplasher rolls 7,771** rolle DD 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#9 - Midnight Club 2 **** YEAH 08/01/2014 on Thoroughly frail, chap 0
#111 - This is what you're missing out, consolefriends. Silky smooth … 08/01/2014 on Game porn 0
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#89 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
You seem to love stalking people
User avatar #90 to #89 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Do I?

Explain, pls.
#91 to #90 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
That or you enjoy thumbing people down for no reason.
User avatar #92 to #91 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh, that's true. I got angry by a brony and I decided to thumb down people on the brony board. It's quite relaxing, although worthless and puerile.
User avatar #78 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
REMEMBER ME!?

Betcha don't.
User avatar #79 to #78 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Yep. You're the norwegian who moved to England, and had social problems. How are you, by the way?
User avatar #80 to #79 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm **** ! I couldn't handle uni so I moved back!
User avatar #81 to #80 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Damn! What are you gonna do now?
#82 to #81 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Try to get an appointment with the doctors.
User avatar #83 to #82 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
That's unlucky. At least it's better in your home country, right?
User avatar #84 to #83 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I suppose.
User avatar #85 to #84 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Heh, at the moment I'm listening to a norwegian song. Sorgens Kammer - Del II, by Dimmu Borgir. What does Sorgens Kammer mean?
User avatar #86 to #85 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Chamber of Sorrows.
User avatar #87 to #86 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Cool stuff.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #77 - ninegagleader (11/09/2013) [-]
I couldn't reply to the earlier thread, but oh well! It's alright, I was asking for it pretty much. Welp, Dracula might not be what he used to be, but the legend lives on! And yes, vodka and spurdo are the finnish culture in a nutshell.
User avatar #75 - pvtgoblin ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Hey there, I saw your comments on that post with the guy with an MW3 hat and...jesus christ these people. It physically hurt to see that.I feel for you, bro.
User avatar #76 to #75 - whiplasher (10/08/2013) [-]
Heh, thanks, mate. It's a good idea to atleast try to be more kind and accepting.
User avatar #60 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #61 to #60 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
so we ******* or what
User avatar #63 to #61 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
all night long

<3
User avatar #64 to #63 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I can go all night, love.
User avatar #65 to #64 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
my anus is prepared
User avatar #66 to #65 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
mine too

we take turns
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
This is gonna be the best night ever.
User avatar #68 to #67 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes. I will let you ravage me.
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Babe, i want you to fill me up.
User avatar #70 to #69 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Both holes. Mine too.
User avatar #71 to #70 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
I hope you can Deep Throat ;3.
User avatar #72 to #71 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
We'll have to see ;3
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Let's get straight to it then <3
User avatar #74 to #73 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
;3

<3
#23 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I didn't do anything today...
User avatar #44 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep. There are some theories that the Illuminati are gonna force him to be reborn as the Star Child, with a new body and more power, but what they want to do is illegal in the Imperium. From what I remember, they want to kill the descendants of the Emperor in some kind of sacrifical ritual and give the Emperor a new body. Of course, these are just theories.
User avatar #45 to #44 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep, and then there's the sensei or something solution which was more or less the same thing I think. Collecting the Emperors sons and sacrificing him so that he can be reborn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I think I might've mixed things. Anyway, to be honest, out of all the gods in the Warhammer 40k universe, I like Slaanesh and the C'tan the best. Slaanesh is wicked cool, in my opinion, and the C'tan are just overpowered.
User avatar #47 to #46 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Slaanesh is coolest(also a user here on FJ) and the C'tan can be killed and **** like that though, well at least severely weakened.

I like Tzeentch a lot.
User avatar #48 to #47 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Tzeentch is alright, but I don't really think of him as a Chaos God. Sure, he lives in the Warp, but he is not necessarily evil, he is just...bored, twisting fates and all that. I like Khorne the least, because he is just a generic chaotic evil, in my opinion. Nurgle is cool. the second best Chaos God for me, mainly because his daemons look sick(literally) and he is like a father figure for his followes.
User avatar #49 to #48 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah man Tzeentch is my second favourite followed by Nurgle close after.

Khorne is just boring as **** so he can bugger off.
User avatar #50 to #49 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Do you play any of the Dawn of War games?
User avatar #51 to #50 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I have both Dawn of War games but I probably could only barely run DoW 1 on this laptop.
User avatar #52 to #51 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Since Dawn of War II (well, Retribution) is dissapointing, it's not a problem. My favorite DoW race are the Tau and the Space Nuns. Yours?
User avatar #53 to #52 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
>Space Nuns

Sisters of Battle I would presume.

Imperial Guard because I can run my enemies over with my tank.
User avatar #54 to #53 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I like the iGuards too, but the Space Nuns totally devastate them (of course, in my humble opinion). Since the Nuns' weaponry are mostly based on flamers, and since iG's have low morale, their squads would break with ease. And their vehicles are no match for the Celestians, which absolutely murder pretty much any armor (wel, probably not a Baneblade).
User avatar #55 to #54 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I usually just wait around and build up strong defences until Baneblade is available and then I spearhed with it and have Leman Russ's and Bassies backing me up whilst sending millions of guardsmen to their death just to draw fire and get rid of the more annoying enemies the Baneblade shouldn't focus on. I usually send a tech priest or two with the bane.
User avatar #56 to #55 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
When things like these happen I usually harass my enemy like crazy, focusing on destryoing a building at a time.

I wish I could play Dark Eldars, since I find them so damn cool, but I really can't, I get my arse kicked every time I play DE.
User avatar #57 to #56 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I haven't played the game too much to be honest.

I prefer the Total War series. Now Creative Assembly might make a Warhammer game since they have the licence.
User avatar #58 to #57 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm really excited about that. I hope it'll be a Warhammer 40k game, not a Warhammer Fantasy game, since I know pretty much nothing about that.

I tried getting into the Total War series, I triec Rome, Napoleon, Shogun 2 and Rome, but I just can't get used to them. I'm more into 4x games, like Europa Universalis 4, which I find amazing.

Anyway, nice talking to you, mate. But I'm gonna go to sleep, I'm tired. Good luck and have fun tomorrow!
User avatar #59 to #58 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I think they'll do a Warhammer fantasy first because it's the easiest for them to do.

Ah yes, I love the EU games and especially this new one. Crusader Kings 2 is pretty good and so is Victoria 2.

Ok... bye...
User avatar #24 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Awww, mate. It's okay, it doesn't have to start that fast. Nobody in the kitchen today?
#25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... I didn't go to the kitchen... I don't feel the need to go somewhere I can't do anything.... I have to go to the city tomorrow.... it's scary because my hometown only had like a thousand people living in it and now there's over 200 thousand people around me.
User avatar #26 to #25 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, mate. You really shouldn't apologise to me.

Also, big cities can be intimidating, I that's true, but they're not so bad! Why are you going for?
User avatar #27 to #26 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I need to get plates and cutlery...
User avatar #28 to #27 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I understand. You should try postponing this thing, because the lack of plates and cutlery might give you a reason to get in that kitchen, you know, to borrow some!

Still, I'm glad you remembered that promise. It might be a small improvement!
User avatar #29 to #28 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
No I need the plates and cutlery to actually have a good reason to go into the kitchen.
User avatar #30 to #29 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry then! Good! Motivation!
User avatar #31 to #30 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah... I just have to go into town alone...
User avatar #32 to #31 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's not that bad, honestly, I do it all the time. Sure, there are a lot of people, which can be intimidating, but a pair of headphones in your ears and a playlist of your favorite songs and all those people couldn't matter less!
User avatar #33 to #32 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have headphones...
User avatar #34 to #33 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
No biggie, What I'm saying is that it's easy to get distracted and ignore the ocean of people passing by. I usually try to think of stories, mostly regarding Warhammer 40k fanfic.
#35 to #34 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I see...

I often try to dream myself away from this world and into another character... a girl or woman of some importance...
User avatar #36 to #35 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Whatever works for you, mate. I've been to London once, and I can say it's a fairly nice place. I assume you'll go to Brighton (from what I remember, and I suppose that's a city) and I suppose it shouldn't be too different!
User avatar #37 to #36 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but I'm not used to cities at all since Norway basically doesn't have cities.

I like the Imperial Guard better than Astartes.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright, not that hard to get used to the city, I believe!

Can't say the same, since I like the Novamarines very much, but I do like Imperial Guard too. Although, lorewise, the Dark Eldars are my favorite.
User avatar #39 to #38 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It might be.

Novamarines? Can't say I've heard of them. Never read 40k fic nor codex either just on the Internet.
User avatar #40 to #39 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Good luck, and, who knows, you might have fun!

They are derived from the Ultramarines. I read a few books and comics based on Warhammer 40k, but most of my W40k knowledge comes from Lexicanum and Warhammeer 40k Wiki.
User avatar #41 to #40 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe.

Same for me about 40k lore. I wish the Emperor hadn't gone ahead and got himself in a coma.
User avatar #42 to #41 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, weren't for Him, Horus and his gang of evil-doers would've done much more damage to the Imperium. He wanted to end it once and for all, before things would get out of hand, even though that nearly killed Him.
User avatar #43 to #42 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I know I know. It's just a shame that he is in a coma. With the Emperor alive the Imperium wouldn't be in a state of decline.
#19 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
Need more Latvia jokes!
User avatar #20 to #19 - whiplasher (07/28/2013) [-]
To be honest, I didn't make them. But now that I saw that people like them, I will make more.
#21 to #20 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
You have very good hard thank you
User avatar #18 - EdwardNigma (05/26/2013) [-]
What is your profile name from, might I ask?
User avatar #62 to #18 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I didn't really take it from something, I just thought of it and it looks cool. And I like whips and BSDM kinky stuff.
User avatar #5 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
had power but lost it
poor as ****
makes do with scavenging
still fights hard in wars with minimal equipment

Romania are the Crimson Fists
User avatar #6 to #5 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? I friggin' love the Crimson Fists! They are one of my favorite chapters, my favorite being the Novamarines.
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
Whiplasher, Crimson Fists Captain 7th company Assault Marines
wear your rank with pride
User avatar #8 to #7 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Well ain't that just dandy. I'd better get a terminator armor too.
User avatar #9 to #8 - konradkurze (05/07/2013) [-]
reminds me of a way to abuse rules

technically theres no rule saying someone cant have terminator armour AND a jump pack
ill have to check points costs, but if things are affordable, technically you could have your commander wearing terminator armor for 2+ save, wearing a jump pack for 12" normal move, and riding a bike for 12" assault move....so move 24" a turn really
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