fake ass busta

Yeah I'm pretty cool.

Brb, editing my profile!

Do I?

Explain, pls.

Oh, that's true. I got angry by a brony and I decided to thumb down people on the brony board. It's quite relaxing, although worthless and puerile.

Yep. You're the norwegian who moved to England, and had social problems. How are you, by the way?

I'm **** ! I couldn't handle uni so I moved back!

Damn! What are you gonna do now?

Try to get an appointment with the doctors.

That's unlucky. At least it's better in your home country, right?

I suppose.

Heh, at the moment I'm listening to a norwegian song. Sorgens Kammer - Del II, by Dimmu Borgir. What does Sorgens Kammer mean?

Chamber of Sorrows.

Cool stuff.

I guess.

Heh, thanks, mate. It's a good idea to atleast try to be more kind and accepting.

so we ******* or what

all night long

<3

I can go all night, love.

my anus is prepared

mine too

we take turns

This is gonna be the best night ever.

Yes. I will let you ravage me.

Babe, i want you to fill me up.

Both holes. Mine too.

I hope you can Deep Throat ;3.

We'll have to see ;3

Let's get straight to it then <3

;3

<3

Yep. There are some theories that the Illuminati are gonna force him to be reborn as the Star Child, with a new body and more power, but what they want to do is illegal in the Imperium. From what I remember, they want to kill the descendants of the Emperor in some kind of sacrifical ritual and give the Emperor a new body. Of course, these are just theories.

Yep, and then there's the sensei or something solution which was more or less the same thing I think. Collecting the Emperors sons and sacrificing him so that he can be reborn.

Oh, yeah, I think I might've mixed things. Anyway, to be honest, out of all the gods in the Warhammer 40k universe, I like Slaanesh and the C'tan the best. Slaanesh is wicked cool, in my opinion, and the C'tan are just overpowered.

Slaanesh is coolest(also a user here on FJ) and the C'tan can be killed and **** like that though, well at least severely weakened.

I like Tzeentch a lot.

Tzeentch is alright, but I don't really think of him as a Chaos God. Sure, he lives in the Warp, but he is not necessarily evil, he is just...bored, twisting fates and all that. I like Khorne the least, because he is just a generic chaotic evil, in my opinion. Nurgle is cool. the second best Chaos God for me, mainly because his daemons look sick(literally) and he is like a father figure for his followes.

Nah man Tzeentch is my second favourite followed by Nurgle close after.

Khorne is just boring as **** so he can bugger off.

Do you play any of the Dawn of War games?

I have both Dawn of War games but I probably could only barely run DoW 1 on this laptop.

Since Dawn of War II (well, Retribution) is dissapointing, it's not a problem. My favorite DoW race are the Tau and the Space Nuns. Yours?

>Space Nuns

Sisters of Battle I would presume.

Imperial Guard because I can run my enemies over with my tank.

I like the iGuards too, but the Space Nuns totally devastate them (of course, in my humble opinion). Since the Nuns' weaponry are mostly based on flamers, and since iG's have low morale, their squads would break with ease. And their vehicles are no match for the Celestians, which absolutely murder pretty much any armor (wel, probably not a Baneblade).

I usually just wait around and build up strong defences until Baneblade is available and then I spearhed with it and have Leman Russ's and Bassies backing me up whilst sending millions of guardsmen to their death just to draw fire and get rid of the more annoying enemies the Baneblade shouldn't focus on. I usually send a tech priest or two with the bane.

When things like these happen I usually harass my enemy like crazy, focusing on destryoing a building at a time.

I wish I could play Dark Eldars, since I find them so damn cool, but I really can't, I get my arse kicked every time I play DE.

I haven't played the game too much to be honest.

I prefer the Total War series. Now Creative Assembly might make a Warhammer game since they have the licence.

Yeah, I'm really excited about that. I hope it'll be a Warhammer 40k game, not a Warhammer Fantasy game, since I know pretty much nothing about that.

I tried getting into the Total War series, I triec Rome, Napoleon, Shogun 2 and Rome, but I just can't get used to them. I'm more into 4x games, like Europa Universalis 4, which I find amazing.

Anyway, nice talking to you, mate. But I'm gonna go to sleep, I'm tired. Good luck and have fun tomorrow!

I think they'll do a Warhammer fantasy first because it's the easiest for them to do.

Ah yes, I love the EU games and especially this new one. Crusader Kings 2 is pretty good and so is Victoria 2.

Ok... bye...

Awww, mate. It's okay, it doesn't have to start that fast. Nobody in the kitchen today?

I'm sorry... I didn't go to the kitchen... I don't feel the need to go somewhere I can't do anything.... I have to go to the city tomorrow.... it's scary because my hometown only had like a thousand people living in it and now there's over 200 thousand people around me.

Oh, mate. You really shouldn't apologise to me.

Also, big cities can be intimidating, I that's true, but they're not so bad! Why are you going for?

I need to get plates and cutlery...

I understand. You should try postponing this thing, because the lack of plates and cutlery might give you a reason to get in that kitchen, you know, to borrow some!

Still, I'm glad you remembered that promise. It might be a small improvement!

No I need the plates and cutlery to actually have a good reason to go into the kitchen.

Oh, sorry then! Good! Motivation!

Yeah... I just have to go into town alone...

It's not that bad, honestly, I do it all the time. Sure, there are a lot of people, which can be intimidating, but a pair of headphones in your ears and a playlist of your favorite songs and all those people couldn't matter less!

I don't have headphones...

No biggie, What I'm saying is that it's easy to get distracted and ignore the ocean of people passing by. I usually try to think of stories, mostly regarding Warhammer 40k fanfic.

I see...

I often try to dream myself away from this world and into another character... a girl or woman of some importance...

Whatever works for you, mate. I've been to London once, and I can say it's a fairly nice place. I assume you'll go to Brighton (from what I remember, and I suppose that's a city) and I suppose it shouldn't be too different!

Yeah but I'm not used to cities at all since Norway basically doesn't have cities.

I like the Imperial Guard better than Astartes.

It's alright, not that hard to get used to the city, I believe!

Can't say the same, since I like the Novamarines very much, but I do like Imperial Guard too. Although, lorewise, the Dark Eldars are my favorite.

It might be.

Novamarines? Can't say I've heard of them. Never read 40k fic nor codex either just on the Internet.

Good luck, and, who knows, you might have fun!

They are derived from the Ultramarines. I read a few books and comics based on Warhammer 40k, but most of my W40k knowledge comes from Lexicanum and Warhammeer 40k Wiki.

Maybe.

Same for me about 40k lore. I wish the Emperor hadn't gone ahead and got himself in a coma.

Well, weren't for Him, Horus and his gang of evil-doers would've done much more damage to the Imperium. He wanted to end it once and for all, before things would get out of hand, even though that nearly killed Him.

I know I know. It's just a shame that he is in a coma. With the Emperor alive the Imperium wouldn't be in a state of decline.

To be honest, I didn't make them. But now that I saw that people like them, I will make more.

I didn't really take it from something, I just thought of it and it looks cool. And I like whips and BSDM kinky stuff.

Are you kidding me? I friggin' love the Crimson Fists! They are one of my favorite chapters, my favorite being the Novamarines.

Whiplasher, Crimson Fists Captain 7th company Assault Marines
wear your rank with pride

Well ain't that just dandy. I'd better get a terminator armor too.