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#193 - That link is to the real new currency. 11/02/2014 on New US Money +1
#69 - Comment deleted 10/29/2014 on Kelloggs pulled their ads... 0
#458 - Except that they bred two groups, one for friendliness, the ot… 10/22/2013 on Read desc too +1
#419 - According to a study done in Russia, you actually can breed fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Read desc too +1
User avatar #454 - Trollathon (10/22/2013) [-]
that's not even close to the same thing.
breeding for 'friend' != domestication
User avatar #458 - whendoubting (10/22/2013) [-]
Except that they bred two groups, one for friendliness, the other for aggressiveness. Read the link.
#8 - Sweet jesus, it's like herpes. 09/30/2013 on Wallys world +14
#33 - Just sayin. He drank from some glassware at the end of the rou…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Bill Nye cutting a rug. 0
User avatar #52 - skwerlz (09/20/2013) [-]
It made me feel weird. If you pursue chemistry, they beat that shit into your brain from day one-- "do not drink from the glassware, do not smell the glassware, do not taunt the glassware... bonus points if you get that reference ". At least he seems a little hesitant about it.
User avatar #59 - Einsty (09/20/2013) [-]
Where I come from, almost every chemist and doctor has a separate set of glassware for drinking. It never touches anything but liquors, usually.
#77 - Teachers have actually had benefits slashed significantly in r… 05/23/2013 on Doom of Civilization -1
#8 - I hope everyone realizes that it just applies the color scheme…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Seecute -4
#17 - lostress (05/20/2013) [-]
How the fuck did you figure that out? I thought i got a personal artist to make a totaly new pokemon just for me
#11 - murgul (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - grrphc (05/19/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? It's fun.
#13 - I live like 45 minutes from there. I'm going to come and be a …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on You dare russtle the... +4
User avatar #30 - mrnoodlez (05/17/2013) [-]
Sweet Jebus I live about 50 min away from Lansing.
User avatar #14 - lorddarkskull (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm a volunteer, so I might not even be working, and I'm usually not in an area accessible to visitors when I am. also security can throw you out if you impair a keeper's ability to concentrate, considering the effects one door left open could have
#35 - Sorry to be the party pooper, and maybe there were some branch…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Christian Denominations +2
#109 - trickytrickster (05/17/2013) [-]
Also, if you think all the catholic church was doing was going on crusades and being dicks, you need to read some real history, and not some revisionist crap.
#71 - beren (05/17/2013) [-]
Sorry to party poop your party, but that is just poor history, my good man. There were multiple significant heretical splits in the first few centuries of Christianity. Just why do you think the councils came together to creedalize the faith? In light of certain misinterpretations, they felt the need to clarify the orthodox understanding of Christianity. Consider, as some examples, the Gnostics, Montanists, and Arians. Coptic (non-Nicene) Christians endure in Northeast Africa to this very day.

Although, yes, to be fair, the Protestant Reformation in the 15th and 16th centuries were the beginning of a divisive movement that would make the splits of the first few centuries look like a joke, considering that there are now over thousands of denominations in existence in the West.
#88 - His wife.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Bing. +3
User avatar #103 - thedauknight (05/17/2013) [-]
Your wit deserves more admiration, and therefore, more thumbs.
#64 - Oh, like that was so hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on The more you know +5
User avatar #111 - paintmered (05/13/2013) [-]
I think Aphrodite's gonna kick your ass now.
#22 - Damn floormats. I was about to buy a ferarri, but then those d… 05/01/2013 on tanks +2
#44 - Picture 04/29/2013 on oh god what +2
#1 - Western caligraphy is best caligraphy. 04/29/2013 on You'll never be this good 0
#64 - You are the... I can't even believe... this isn't even.... … 04/29/2013 on GTFO +1
#3628863 - New here, can someone direct me to a place where I can see a l…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3628872 - harislayer (04/28/2013) [-]
I hear you're new here. Don't let all these fancy items or the users fool you. The main
goal is to get as many cucumbers as you can.
#3628869 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
#1001 - I don't even agree with you but that is such a relevant picture. 04/17/2013 on co-existion is possible +6
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Delicate situation. I say. +4
User avatar #38 - animedudej (04/15/2013) [-]
#39 - redflame (04/15/2013) [-]
Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History
#100 - As fantastic an idea as that is, we just can't force Harrison …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Use The Force +1
#345 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
What if it was a younger Han Solo
User avatar #110 - huntergriff (04/15/2013) [-]
...digital make up? whatever the hell they used to make joseph gordon levit and bruce willis look similar in looper...
User avatar #101 - derklucas (04/15/2013) [-]
Well.. come to think of it you can't have Ford play Solo if it's a prequel..
#92 - Chill the **** out ***** , I ain't hurtin' nobody. 04/15/2013 on Ah oh Ho-Oh +26
#90 - Jirachi, what the **** are you doing in this post?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Ah oh Ho-Oh +40
#92 - whendoubting (04/15/2013) [-]
Chill the fuck out nigga, I ain't hurtin' nobody.
#66 - So, my sister left for college last year. I turned her room in…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Waist +21
#152 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
why did you show it to your parents? From their reaction I'm assuming you were trying to get her in trouble?

What kind of a dick does that? She's at college, she's obviously old enough to drink.

I'm from Europe, going to college in NY and being 20 is hell. It's not like telling those under 21 not to drink will stop them from doing it. Having parents that shelter you from alcohol and don't let you touch the stuff until you leave results in America's horrible drinking culture.
#163 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
>Implying being an alcoholic is a good thing and should be considered "culture".
User avatar #146 - drunkasaurus (04/14/2013) [-]
But It could also be your bottle, and you could have written the initials. If your sister is smart she will point this out. Likely you have a history of doing cunty things so she will have that as precedent. Also, how dare you touch your sister's room. When my brother was at college I stayed the fuck out of his room, because I wanted him to know when he came back to visit that he still had a place of his own, and that he could trust me not to fuck with him, that I wanted him to come back at any time...I missed him. You know, that's the way siblings should behave when you're no longer 12. One day you'll find she's gonna be one of your closest friends and you'll feel like you should've stuck up for her and not been a total fucking nutsack.
User avatar #150 - imrandybutternubs (04/14/2013) [-]
Because of your name I consider your point invalid.
User avatar #162 - drunkasaurus (04/14/2013) [-]
The major point was that you shouldn't touch your sibling's shit and snitch on them. It's a pretty universal truth, regardless of the fact that I'm a raging alcoholic.
User avatar #164 - imrandybutternubs (04/14/2013) [-]
I agreed with all your points except for not touching your siblings room when they leave. When my sister moves out I'm making that place my bitchin GAMING ROOM!
User avatar #166 - drunkasaurus (04/14/2013) [-]
Well full on moving out is different. When they go to college they'll still be home every few weeks for holidays, and for a few months during the summer, so they're gonna want that room, and still think of it as their home away from home... Gotta respect that shit
#144 - deliciousdee (04/14/2013) [-]
Did you stop to consider that maybe she left it for you as a parting gift?
#93 - twelveinchessoft (04/14/2013) [-]
why tell your parents? i'd just keep it but that's just me
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User avatar #83 - darksideofthebeast (04/14/2013) [-]
You're actually just a douche.
#79 - farticle has deleted their comment.
#101 - potatofarm (04/14/2013) [-]
#40 - That guy must have a really thin dick.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on :) +6
#55 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
That's not what surprises me about this gif. Does he have a retractable dick, like a horse? Because that's not how it would go if he had a normal boner.
User avatar #52 - CrashingSea (04/10/2013) [-]
that's the joke...
#193 - Why does Justin Bieber's face on Taylor Swift's body look exac…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on Face Off +5
#306 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Must be why she's the ex
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