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#3 - Picture 01/02/2016 on It has begun +7
#2 - and then after. again.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on The Sasha Grey of donuts +9
#4 - wildbhere (01/02/2016) [-]
#6 - guanyu (01/02/2016) [-]
Are you trying to get yourself banned?
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#7 - wildbhere (01/02/2016) [-]
no
pls no ban
#6 - yep..season 7 episode 9. "Roseanne, feeling that…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Relationship goals +3
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#26 - slycoop (01/02/2016) [-]
Wait what? Why would anyone be forced to kiss anyone they don't want to, regardless of race? What was the context of them having to kiss someone?
#28 - sacrilegious (01/02/2016) [-]
>>#4 it was a school play
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#29 - slycoop (01/02/2016) [-]
Ah, well that makes significantly more sense. Thanks.
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#32 - cabbagemayhem (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, like my granpappy used to always say: everything's okay if it's for a play. He was such a man-whore.
#4 - haha..i know what you mean..that episode where dj wouldnt kiss…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Relationship goals +15
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#5 - vortexrain (01/02/2016) [-]
Did that actually happen?
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#6 - whatdoyawant (01/02/2016) [-]
yep..season 7 episode 9.

"Roseanne, feeling that DJ is being forced to do something he doesn't want to, meets with his teacher, who tells Roseanne that DJ does not want to kiss Gina because she is black. Roseanne confronts DJ and tells him he has to kiss her, but he refuses and Dan supports his decision. After a fight with Chuck (James Pickens, Jr.) Dan questions his own bigotry, and he tells DJ he has to kiss Gina"
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#26 - slycoop (01/02/2016) [-]
Wait what? Why would anyone be forced to kiss anyone they don't want to, regardless of race? What was the context of them having to kiss someone?
#28 - sacrilegious (01/02/2016) [-]
>>#4 it was a school play
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#29 - slycoop (01/02/2016) [-]
Ah, well that makes significantly more sense. Thanks.
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#32 - cabbagemayhem (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, like my granpappy used to always say: everything's okay if it's for a play. He was such a man-whore.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Hnnnnngg +29
#23 - theowerdawg (01/02/2016) [-]
#6 - dont worry..let nature take its course.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2016 on she is in for a suprise +15
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#24 - lmOldGreg (01/02/2016) [-]
She deserves to burn to death because she didn't know where to put the pump. RIght o
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#30 - blueboysixnine (01/02/2016) [-]
She should have properly familiarized herself with the car. its a privilege not a right, respect the giant metal coffin thats powered by explosions
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#59 - lolollo (01/02/2016) [-]
To what extent? Should she have familiarized herself with every inch of the car to where she can diagnose issues fr sound alone? Oop, she got a new car, better do it again. Should she just familiarize herself with said process with EVERY car in existence, then? Should we require new drivers to do this? People are allowed their ignorance. Some are worse than others, admittedly, but what kind of person are you in reacting to them? You gonna let her do it despite knowing better, or are you gonna be a decent human being and stop her?

Think of that the next time you're using "I didn't know" or "no one told me" as an excuse for royally fucking something up.
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#52 - radicalkid (01/02/2016) [-]
*By dead dinosaur explosions.
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#41 - shemaledong (01/02/2016) [-]
"giant metal coffin powered by explosions"

that is a very poetic way to put it
#27 - ryukamui (01/02/2016) [-]
Never said she deserved it, just that nature will do what it does.
#1 - its like kimjongun isnt even trying.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2016 on propaganda +64
#2 - kristovsky (01/01/2016) [-]
Murica
#7 - vincentvalkerii (01/02/2016) [-]
#3 - jamesten (01/01/2016) [-]
except for the mexican border
#4 - kristovsky (01/01/2016) [-]
#6 - jamesten (01/02/2016) [-]
Trump thread?
Trump thread.
This is a big picture I know.
#20 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
For you.
#1 - ahh..roseanne..what a good show that was.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Relationship goals +99
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#18 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
ikr
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#13 - kennyh (01/02/2016) [-]
Ms Barr is, behind Jerry Sienfeld, the most successful comedian of ask time.
#3 - thehistorylover (01/01/2016) [-]
I enjoyed it as a child, but over time I lost my love of it. I didn't appreciate some of the morals they were trying to preach, although some of the morals hit the nose. I also ... wasn't 100% fond of Roseanne (the character, not the actual actress). There's a certain amount of nostalgia for it, but I'm at the point where I can only watch the episodes where they got lots of lottery cash and are enjoying their wealth.
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#19 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
YOU LOST WHAT? YOU MONSTER!
#4 - whatdoyawant (01/01/2016) [-]
haha..i know what you mean..that episode where dj wouldnt kiss a girl in the school play cause she was black was enough. i preferred the earlier seasons where they were just poor and rude.
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#5 - vortexrain (01/02/2016) [-]
Did that actually happen?
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#6 - whatdoyawant (01/02/2016) [-]
yep..season 7 episode 9.

"Roseanne, feeling that DJ is being forced to do something he doesn't want to, meets with his teacher, who tells Roseanne that DJ does not want to kiss Gina because she is black. Roseanne confronts DJ and tells him he has to kiss her, but he refuses and Dan supports his decision. After a fight with Chuck (James Pickens, Jr.) Dan questions his own bigotry, and he tells DJ he has to kiss Gina"
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#26 - slycoop (01/02/2016) [-]
Wait what? Why would anyone be forced to kiss anyone they don't want to, regardless of race? What was the context of them having to kiss someone?
#28 - sacrilegious (01/02/2016) [-]
>>#4 it was a school play
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#29 - slycoop (01/02/2016) [-]
Ah, well that makes significantly more sense. Thanks.
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#32 - cabbagemayhem (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, like my granpappy used to always say: everything's okay if it's for a play. He was such a man-whore.
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#2 - dbqpdb (01/01/2016) [-]
It had it's moments, but I didn't care for it too much.
#1 - Picture 01/01/2016 on star wars entrance +9
#1 - and then after.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/01/2016 on The Sasha Grey of donuts +182
#35 - ericr (01/02/2016) [-]
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#21 - kalimah (01/02/2016) [-]
glaze it
#2 - funnyhard (01/01/2016) [-]
So much cream...
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#7 - vortexrain (01/02/2016) [-]
Won't stop me from eating it.
#22 - zeroqp (01/02/2016) [-]
**zeroqp used "*roll picture*"**
**zeroqp rolled image** yfw
#18 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
you dropped your shirt
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#24 - vortexrain (01/02/2016) [-]
Damn right.
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#20 - ningyoaijin (01/02/2016) [-]
It says "eat arse" for anyone wondering.
#19 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
the fuck did you write there in arab text m8?
#2 - Picture 01/01/2016 on essei 0
#7 - ah yes...right in the keyhole.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on so lewd +3
#8 - funnyhard (01/01/2016) [-]
'Fuck her right in the keyhole'
#7 - Picture 01/01/2016 on themoreyouknow 0
#2 - looks like somebody didnt get a happy meal. 01/01/2016 on How admin spent NYE +80
#1 - Picture 01/01/2016 on desmadre +1
#1 - that'll get'er to STOP talking. 12/31/2015 on Reporter Chick Smacked in... +1
#2 - everythings a dildo if yer brave enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Stockphotos dump +10
#10 - secretmouse (01/01/2016) [-]
#11 - but doesnt admin prefer his semen straight from the source? 12/31/2015 on Admin +9
#1 - i too like to be lulled to sleep by the smell of money. 12/31/2015 on Thug life +1
#2 - probably to walk this thing.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Ultra dog leash +6
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#4 - iceblue (12/31/2015) [-]
Wow, I actually fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard!
#6 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Behold the rare and wild Gothapottamus in it's natural habitat.
#4 - i'd be cold...very cold.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on mario took it +1
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#6 - platinumaltaria (12/31/2015) [-]
You'd be dead within 5 seconds.
#2 - Comment deleted 12/31/2015 on mario took it 0
#4 - haha..you piece of **** you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on another year +3
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#5 - tarabostes (12/31/2015) [-]
Take it all
#2 - >mfw tarabostes sexually harasses me.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on another year +3
#3 - tarabostes (12/31/2015) [-]
Oh I'd never do that! It's not enough
It's NEVER enough!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#4 - whatdoyawant (12/31/2015) [-]
haha..you piece of shit you.
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#5 - tarabostes (12/31/2015) [-]
Take it all
#2 - yer welcome. 12/31/2015 on this needed to be reposted +16

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#98 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
what do I want? A piece of that ass.
#100 to #98 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
if you insist. come and get it big boy.
#117 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
#101 to #100 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
The things I do for sex.
#102 to #101 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
atleast you get some right? now chop chop, i aint got all day.
#103 to #102 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
If you say so Boss.
#104 to #103 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i hope the shame is all you leave with.
#105 to #104 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
No can do darling, I have none. Call me x.
#106 to #105 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
im callin...why aint you answering?!
#107 to #106 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
cause you ain't got my number bby.
#108 to #107 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i do have yer number...and yer paychecks. hope it was worth it.
#109 to #108 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Jokes on you I'm poor.
#110 to #109 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
try poorer..its ok my love...i'll only take what i need. everything.
#111 to #110 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
Can take **** from me we were never married hoe.
#112 to #111 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
#114 to #113 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
never forget me.
User avatar #95 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
what do i want? friends
User avatar #118 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cum is alright too?
#96 to #95 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
you got one.
you got one.
User avatar #92 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

jk
User avatar #119 to #92 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
To get a coloured name
#89 - interfan (11/05/2015) [-]
Chivas campeonas de la Copa MX!!!!
#90 to #89 - whatdoyawant (11/05/2015) [-]
haha..hey!! after 9 years of nothing...i'll take the copa mx!

yer Xolas de tijuana will do better with miguel herrera.
User avatar #87 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #121 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the featues champ!
User avatar #84 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for posting so much good content ;)
User avatar #120 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
;)
User avatar #85 to #84 - whatdoyawant (10/25/2015) [-]
chu got it meng!
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User avatar #75 - xXJoMoMoXx (10/12/2015) [-]
CD Guadalajara sucks
#88 to #75 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Mamón
User avatar #74 - agreatusername (10/09/2015) [-]
Sticky my comment please?
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#65 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #91 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
WHATDOYAWANT
#51 - killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
User avatar #50 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
Leeeeeeeón!
User avatar #52 to #49 - kevtheg (09/25/2015) [-]
not like it's any better...
#61 to #52 - killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
User avatar #62 to #61 - whatdoyawant (10/01/2015) [-]
dude make up yer mind are you a gatita or a wila?
#68 to #62 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
los dos puto porque mis colores son azteca azul y oro, azul y crema. no como tu con los colores de francia, colores putos.
User avatar #70 to #68 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
#83 to #48 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
You eat ass
#66 to #47 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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Killersam we found your mom, bitch
User avatar #67 to #66 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
who the **** are you show yourself pussy.
User avatar #72 to #67 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.

and chivas will forever be yer father!
#53 to #46 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Pinche puto
#69 to #53 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
you need some
User avatar #71 to #69 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
User avatar #37 - interfan (09/12/2015) [-]
Nice Chivas avatar
User avatar #38 to #37 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
thanks amigo!
inter milan?
#39 to #38 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
Hahaha noo actually I'm a fan of a band named Interpol and thats where I got it
I'm more of a Juventus fan
And talking mexican teams I do root for Chivas but also Tijuana
User avatar #54 to #39 - nagasadow (09/29/2015) [-]
Ever seen Interpol live? do it if you can they sound great
#58 to #54 - interfan (09/29/2015) [-]
Man I wish I could see them, I love Paul Banks and his older stuff, not so much a fan of El Pintor and most of OLTA, but I would die to see them play some old songs live
#40 to #39 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
im sure you saw tijuas hand chivas their ass this past friday saw it comin
i so wanted juventus to beat barcelona in the champions league
#41 to #40 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!

Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team

#42 to #41 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
you got that right amigo!
#59 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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joto
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