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#1 - yep..that should work.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on no one is stealing this +47
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#11 - happycrazyperson (01/07/2016) [-]
I doubt many people would actually try to steal scissors on purpose. This is probably to avoid people taking them with them and forgetting to return it after they are done using them. The same with shopping carts. If you want to steal a shopping cart, a coin isn't going to stop you, their purpose is to get lazy people to return them, instead of just leaving them in the middle of the parking lot next to their car.
#17 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
My old research lab had a pair of scissors in one of the wet chemistry bays tied to a bench because it was needed for cutting parafilm for sealing all of the air-sensitive stuff. People would still untie the science scissors and take them somewhere else in the lab. There were like 5 other pairs of scissors in the lab, including a whole drawer labeled 'scissors'. But no, they have to go get the pair that is needed for time-sensitive operations and that may be contaminated with all manner of carcinogenic and/or toxic crap.
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#16 - jackledead (01/07/2016) [-]
My gf and I broke up the other day I stole her scissors she had like 4 pairs though
#5 - you rang?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on come to the dark side +3
#7 - englishamazon (01/07/2016) [-]
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to catnip
#2 - but did you know..you gotta look like this..to get admin hot a… 01/06/2016 on Admin wins +2
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on come to the dark side +5
#4 - funnyhard (01/06/2016) [-]
'Help us, Obi Wan Cat! You're our last hope!'
#5 - whatdoyawant (01/06/2016) [-]
you rang?
#7 - englishamazon (01/07/2016) [-]
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to catnip
#7 - cuatro pesos is like 25cents..get yer exchange rate right you …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on steam machine +3
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#9 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd suck your sap all night honey <3
#6 - you love me dont you.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on steam machine +2
#8 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I-It's not like I like you or anything...
#1 - Holy shiit bruh. Daamn bruh. Nice meme bruh. I rate this meme …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Funny Planets +3
#2 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Thaks bruh
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on didnt see nothin +1
#4 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Fuk off
#1 - somethin somethin my old friend..  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on The face of a broken man +11
#6 - howaboutnsfw (01/07/2016) [-]
If you actually don't know what comes before those words in the song it's "Hello Darkness". If not then sorry
#1 - Picture 01/06/2016 on How to motorboat +5
#374 - and if that doesnt work..atleast i have coffee..good plan. 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... +1
#5 - Comment deleted 01/05/2016 on There is still hope! 0
#3 - Picture 01/05/2016 on Drink +10
#147 - i want my money back.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... 0
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#293 - syntheticdoll (01/05/2016) [-]
Drink coffee, take a nap, caffeine kicks in about 30 minutes later, wake up with the boost of coffee.
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#374 - whatdoyawant (01/05/2016) [-]
and if that doesnt work..atleast i have coffee..good plan.
#236 - skelebones (01/05/2016) [-]
eat a freakin apple dude.
#148 - shouldibedoingthis (01/05/2016) [-]
try drinking more water?
#55 - is there anyway to take a nap and NOT wake up feeling like a b…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... +3
#57 - shouldibedoingthis (01/05/2016) [-]
Well there are things known as micronaps, and I think the ideal amount of naptime is 10-20 minutes? They should also correspond to your body's cycles. Or if you need a longer nap, go longer than 90 minutes. You should either be able to enter into a deep level of sleep, or simply snooze in the more shallow areas of unconsciousness.
#147 - whatdoyawant (01/05/2016) [-]
i want my money back.
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#293 - syntheticdoll (01/05/2016) [-]
Drink coffee, take a nap, caffeine kicks in about 30 minutes later, wake up with the boost of coffee.
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#374 - whatdoyawant (01/05/2016) [-]
and if that doesnt work..atleast i have coffee..good plan.
#236 - skelebones (01/05/2016) [-]
eat a freakin apple dude.
#148 - shouldibedoingthis (01/05/2016) [-]
try drinking more water?
#16 - aslong as you dont say it with a lisp.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Time to start a shit storm +1
#76 - oinos (01/08/2016) [-]
lifp
#6 - instead of a **** storm..everyones gonna agree with you.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Time to start a shit storm +1
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#8 - dndxplain (01/04/2016) [-]
so everyone here thinks it's pronounced gif and not gif?
#16 - whatdoyawant (01/04/2016) [-]
aslong as you dont say it with a lisp.
#76 - oinos (01/08/2016) [-]
lifp
#24 - Picture 01/04/2016 on someone introduce me to her 0
#1 - Picture 01/03/2016 on One-punchacho-muchacho +11
#7 - haha..had just watched the commercial..says jan 8th but thats … 01/03/2016 on and the oscar goes to.. 0
#4 - and what did she say!?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on someone introduce me to her +74
#10 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
She said, "Get the fuck away from me you creep." She then proceeded to spray pepper spray in my face.
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#20 - amusingusername (01/03/2016) [-]
Well, she was obviously scared away by anon.

There's still hope, whatdoyawant.
#24 - whatdoyawant (01/04/2016) [-]
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#7 - rangerofthesea (01/03/2016) [-]
im totally into this. - anongrill
#2 - The Revenant .. out jan 8th.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2016 on and the oscar goes to.. 0
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#6 - sinery (01/03/2016) [-]
Nigga, why would you tell me it came out Jan 8th if it was not it was of 2016?
#7 - whatdoyawant (01/03/2016) [-]
haha..had just watched the commercial..says jan 8th but thats the wide release..yea its been out since xmas at a few theatres
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#3 - sinery (01/03/2016) [-]
Well, that's disappointing.
#4 - nsfwviewerfav (01/03/2016) [-]
It's out already lol
#5 - nsfwviewerfav (01/03/2016) [-]
Just watch it online for free. thats what i did
#11 - dont fret precious im here. 01/03/2016 on everytime +1
#9 - wait what!?..im tellin my mom on you! fight yer own battles!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on everytime +2
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#10 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
b-but i'm afraid-desu!
#11 - whatdoyawant (01/03/2016) [-]
dont fret precious im here.
#2 - Comment deleted 01/02/2016 on DYN +1

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#98 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
what do I want? A piece of that ass.
#100 to #98 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
if you insist. come and get it big boy.
#117 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
#101 to #100 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
The things I do for sex.
#102 to #101 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
atleast you get some right? now chop chop, i aint got all day.
#103 to #102 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
If you say so Boss.
#104 to #103 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i hope the shame is all you leave with.
#105 to #104 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
No can do darling, I have none. Call me x.
#106 to #105 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
im callin...why aint you answering?!
#107 to #106 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
cause you ain't got my number bby.
#108 to #107 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i do have yer number...and yer paychecks. hope it was worth it.
#109 to #108 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Jokes on you I'm poor.
#110 to #109 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
try poorer..its ok my love...i'll only take what i need. everything.
#111 to #110 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
Can take **** from me we were never married hoe.
#112 to #111 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
#114 to #113 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
never forget me.
User avatar #95 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
what do i want? friends
User avatar #118 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cum is alright too?
#96 to #95 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
you got one.
you got one.
User avatar #92 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

jk
User avatar #119 to #92 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
To get a coloured name
#89 - interfan (11/05/2015) [-]
Chivas campeonas de la Copa MX!!!!
#90 to #89 - whatdoyawant (11/05/2015) [-]
haha..hey!! after 9 years of nothing...i'll take the copa mx!

yer Xolas de tijuana will do better with miguel herrera.
User avatar #87 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #121 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the featues champ!
User avatar #84 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for posting so much good content ;)
User avatar #120 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
;)
User avatar #85 to #84 - whatdoyawant (10/25/2015) [-]
chu got it meng!
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User avatar #75 - xXJoMoMoXx (10/12/2015) [-]
CD Guadalajara sucks
#88 to #75 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Mamón
User avatar #74 - agreatusername (10/09/2015) [-]
Sticky my comment please?
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#65 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #91 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
WHATDOYAWANT
#51 - killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
User avatar #50 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
Leeeeeeeón!
User avatar #52 to #49 - kevtheg (09/25/2015) [-]
not like it's any better...
#61 to #52 - killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
User avatar #62 to #61 - whatdoyawant (10/01/2015) [-]
dude make up yer mind are you a gatita or a wila?
#68 to #62 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
los dos puto porque mis colores son azteca azul y oro, azul y crema. no como tu con los colores de francia, colores putos.
User avatar #70 to #68 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
#83 to #48 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
You eat ass
#66 to #47 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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Killersam we found your mom, bitch
User avatar #67 to #66 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
who the **** are you show yourself pussy.
User avatar #72 to #67 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.

and chivas will forever be yer father!
#53 to #46 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Pinche puto
#69 to #53 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
you need some
User avatar #71 to #69 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
User avatar #37 - interfan (09/12/2015) [-]
Nice Chivas avatar
User avatar #38 to #37 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
thanks amigo!
inter milan?
#39 to #38 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
Hahaha noo actually I'm a fan of a band named Interpol and thats where I got it
I'm more of a Juventus fan
And talking mexican teams I do root for Chivas but also Tijuana
User avatar #54 to #39 - nagasadow (09/29/2015) [-]
Ever seen Interpol live? do it if you can they sound great
#58 to #54 - interfan (09/29/2015) [-]
Man I wish I could see them, I love Paul Banks and his older stuff, not so much a fan of El Pintor and most of OLTA, but I would die to see them play some old songs live
#40 to #39 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
im sure you saw tijuas hand chivas their ass this past friday saw it comin
i so wanted juventus to beat barcelona in the champions league
#41 to #40 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!

Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team

#42 to #41 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
you got that right amigo!
#59 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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joto
#55 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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