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| #1 - yep..that should work. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on no one is stealing this | +47 |
| I doubt many people would actually try to steal scissors on purpose. This is probably to avoid people taking them with them and forgetting to return it after they are done using them. The same with shopping carts. If you want to steal a shopping cart, a coin isn't going to stop you, their purpose is to get lazy people to return them, instead of just leaving them in the middle of the parking lot next to their car. #17 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] My old research lab had a pair of scissors in one of the wet chemistry bays tied to a bench because it was needed for cutting parafilm for sealing all of the air-sensitive stuff. People would still untie the science scissors and take them somewhere else in the lab. There were like 5 other pairs of scissors in the lab, including a whole drawer labeled 'scissors'. But no, they have to go get the pair that is needed for time-sensitive operations and that may be contaminated with all manner of carcinogenic and/or toxic crap. My gf and I broke up the other day I stole her scissors she had like 4 pairs though | ||
| #5 - you rang? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on come to the dark side | +3 |
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| #2 - but did you know..you gotta look like this..to get admin hot a… | 01/06/2016 on Admin wins | +2 |
| #3 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on come to the dark side | +5 |
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| #7 - cuatro pesos is like 25cents..get yer exchange rate right you … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on steam machine | +3 |
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| #6 - you love me dont you. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on steam machine | +2 |
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| #1 - Holy shiit bruh. Daamn bruh. Nice meme bruh. I rate this meme … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Funny Planets | +3 |
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| #3 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on didnt see nothin | +1 |
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| #1 - somethin somethin my old friend.. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on The face of a broken man | +11 |
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howaboutnsfw (01/07/2016) [-] If you actually don't know what comes before those words in the song it's "Hello Darkness". If not then sorry | ||
| #1 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on How to motorboat | +5 |
| #374 - and if that doesnt work..atleast i have coffee..good plan. | 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... | +1 |
| #5 - Comment deleted | 01/05/2016 on There is still hope! | 0 |
| #3 - Picture | 01/05/2016 on Drink | +10 |
| #147 - i want my money back. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... | 0 |
| Drink coffee, take a nap, caffeine kicks in about 30 minutes later, wake up with the boost of coffee. | ||
| #55 - is there anyway to take a nap and NOT wake up feeling like a b… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... | +3 |
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shouldibedoingthis (01/05/2016) [-] Well there are things known as micronaps, and I think the ideal amount of naptime is 10-20 minutes? They should also correspond to your body's cycles. Or if you need a longer nap, go longer than 90 minutes. You should either be able to enter into a deep level of sleep, or simply snooze in the more shallow areas of unconsciousness. Drink coffee, take a nap, caffeine kicks in about 30 minutes later, wake up with the boost of coffee. | ||
| #16 - aslong as you dont say it with a lisp. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Time to start a shit storm | +1 |
| #6 - instead of a **** storm..everyones gonna agree with you. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Time to start a shit storm | +1 |
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| #24 - Picture | 01/04/2016 on someone introduce me to her | 0 |
| #1 - Picture | 01/03/2016 on One-punchacho-muchacho | +11 |
| #7 - haha..had just watched the commercial..says jan 8th but thats … | 01/03/2016 on and the oscar goes to.. | 0 |
| #4 - and what did she say!? [+] (5 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on someone introduce me to her | +74 |
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anon (01/03/2016) [-] She said, "Get the fuck away from me you creep." She then proceeded to spray pepper spray in my face. Well, she was obviously scared away by anon. There's still hope, whatdoyawant. | ||
| #2 - The Revenant .. out jan 8th. [+] (6 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on and the oscar goes to.. | 0 |
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| #11 - dont fret precious im here. | 01/03/2016 on everytime | +1 |
| #9 - wait what!?..im tellin my mom on you! fight yer own battles! [+] (2 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on everytime | +2 |
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| #2 - Comment deleted | 01/02/2016 on DYN | +1 |
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tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
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whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
Sticky my comment please?
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killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
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killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.
and chivas will forever be yer father!
and chivas will forever be yer father!
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
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interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!
Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!
Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team
