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Date Signed Up:1/27/2015
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#10 - he's biting tho...doesnt count. 01/09/2016 on could be me +3
#6 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on Top Content 0
#1 - i like this 01/09/2016 on Special Snowflake -1
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on black metal still superior... +151
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#66 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Just tell me... whatdoyawant?
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#7 - Kaellnx (01/09/2016) [-]
#2 - have you forgotten what happens to doorknobs?  [+] (24 new replies) 01/08/2016 on could be me +217
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#61 - thegrimgenius (01/09/2016) [-]
I know what happens to locks...


Jesus, someone had to consciously draw that.
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#52 - rubixium (01/09/2016) [-]
this picture must have been taken on another planet
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#59 - sequel (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait.. that would mean she's a criminal.
>>#9
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#60 - sequel (01/09/2016) [-]
>>#9

fuck me.
#54 - ugoboom (01/09/2016) [-]
#45 - veryfahnyjokes (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah people use them to open doors.
#43 - wtfduud (01/09/2016) [-]
Think about all the bacteria on that door handle.
#35 - hikakiller (01/09/2016) [-]
Don't you think I have enough fetishes as is?
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#34 - praemium (01/09/2016) [-]
Why do I find this so unbelievably sexy?
#46 - veryfahnyjokes (01/09/2016) [-]
because it's not
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#29 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd let you lick my knob whatdoyawant ;)
#30 - whatdoyawant (01/09/2016) [-]
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#31 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Who the fuck is the faggot in that gif? Bring me mai waifu!
#9 - physicus (01/09/2016) [-]
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#13 - itsaggron (01/09/2016) [-]
That reply. Fantastic commenting.
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#11 - trisketthebiskit (01/09/2016) [-]
all of human history has led up to this quote being super relevant
#8 - poyzun (01/09/2016) [-]
Have you?
#32 - frostbitcanadian (01/09/2016) [-]
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#14 - jewbob (01/09/2016) [-]
That's gonna hurt if someone tries to open that shit.
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#27 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
To elaborate, it's a game show, there are a bunch of items (Top left it says there are 6, but I'm not sure if they mean 6 remaining or 6 total, it doesn't specify) in the room made out of candy and the contestant must find them.
#38 - vegasstoner (01/09/2016) [-]
what an amazing idea for spearding dise--er i mean a game show.

seriously though sounds entertaining.
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#16 - demcupcakes (01/09/2016) [-]
its actually chocolate tho
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#10 - whatdoyawant (01/09/2016) [-]
he's biting tho...doesnt count.
#7 - corndawg (01/09/2016) [-]
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
#2 - its just a prank bro. 01/08/2016 on dawg kills man +5
#1 - Comment deleted 01/08/2016 on dawg kills man 0
#1 - Comment deleted 01/08/2016 on Show us your four legged... +1
#1 - thats a good juan. 01/08/2016 on I'm a half naked girl +19
#3 - i thought the same thing. 01/08/2016 on why not? +5
#1 - **** i thumbed this. 01/08/2016 on Fuck I posted shitty content +1
#1 - if i could get one to talk to me, im sure that'd be the first … 01/08/2016 on when U tell girls you're on FJ +5
#3 - hes almost got'em. 01/08/2016 on You gonna get knifed +355
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#59 - baderkadunk (01/08/2016) [-]
#82 - rossthomson (01/09/2016) [-]
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#110 - altosax (01/09/2016) [-]
-Biggie Smalls
-Biggie Smalls
-Biggie Smalls
-Biggie Smalls
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#108 - askafj (01/09/2016) [-]
super hot fire
h3h3
filthy frank
Ismo Lappalainen
#100 - vegasstoner (01/09/2016) [-]
motherfuckers forgot about dre...
#99 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm taking my sons Kanye West, Gucci, nigga in the black hat, and top right corner.
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#95 - foxinascarf (01/09/2016) [-]
I dont need a rap group, Wutang is already the best
#90 - liquidz (01/09/2016) [-]
Who are these people?
#84 - dudeski (01/09/2016) [-]
None of these fuckin retards that's for sure. It's deeply depressing how many people legitimately like all of those idiots.
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#85 - rossthomson (01/09/2016) [-]
Well while you're being a debbie downer, i'll pick...
- kanye to produce, and rap
- young thug on the track (thank you young thug)
- feat lil b(asedgod)
- weeknd on the hook
#109 - dudeski (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh god its one of... them.
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#112 - rossthomson (01/09/2016) [-]
A black person?
#101 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
Yo, where you see weeknd???
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#111 - rossthomson (01/09/2016) [-]
dead center
#113 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
That's not Abel Tesfaye
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#114 - rossthomson (01/09/2016) [-]
oh shit I realize that it's denzel curry...

ohwell young lean on hook then.
#115 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd have Weeknd on the hook too.
#92 - xgolgothax (01/09/2016) [-]
>not choosing riff raff

#54 - krayon (01/08/2016) [-]
#52 - captnnorway (01/08/2016) [-]
#41 - bigswingingrichard (01/08/2016) [-]
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#45 - galadvin (01/08/2016) [-]
those shrek tentacle penises scare me.....
#34 - motty (01/08/2016) [-]
#5 - negersmult (01/08/2016) [-]
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#46 - redclover (01/08/2016) [-]
I always thought this image was somehow fake
but then this past Halloween I saw it when I was out buying a costume for my daughter
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#68 - hsm (01/09/2016) [-]
yo what do your wife and daughter look like? I wanna add them to AA2 and rape them
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#69 - redclover (01/09/2016) [-]
that is hands-down the creepiest thing anyone has ever said to me
I don't even care that you're probably joking, that's too far man
#73 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Give him pics of your wife you jewnigger, we already have like 5 saved webms of your kid.
Censor her face, we just need to know he cup size you cuck.
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#74 - redclover (01/09/2016) [-]
...no
and where did you get 5 webms? I'm pretty sure I've only ever posted 2 and they were both a long time ago
#79 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
idk, a bunch of her watching fate and 2 of her laying down and being cute
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#81 - redclover (01/09/2016) [-]
well y'all still aren't getting pictures
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#70 - hsm (01/09/2016) [-]
i dont see any pics though
#31 - kapkap (01/08/2016) [-]
why does that look like a kid version of krepo to me?
#33 - drallig (01/08/2016) [-]
thats what i always thought
#20 - yiffcario (01/08/2016) [-]
#86 - strangesir (01/09/2016) [-]
THE PAAAAAAIN!!!
#19 - failtolawl (01/08/2016) [-]
#2 - i want one. 01/08/2016 on Bi-directional model train... +16
#2 - wheres a drunken car crash when you need it? 01/08/2016 on Getting Lit Before Next... +2
#2 - enjoy!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on well fuck +32
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#5 - protectorofjam (01/08/2016) [-]
Great film
#71 - kafei (01/08/2016) [-]
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#3 - shadowdoogen (01/08/2016) [-]
Thanks for the sauce
#1 - good thing the grass is always greener on...on the simulator. 01/07/2016 on How my girlfriend broke up... +7
#3 - tell me im pretty.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on lil old kid +168
#31 - veryfahnyjokes (01/08/2016) [-]
Look kids, a bear
#12 - wowdahmelm (01/08/2016) [-]
YOU EVEN DYED YOUR CHEST HAIR
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#5 - obtuseabuse (01/07/2016) [-]
mothafuckin icp ballin nigga! straight up juggalo!
#258 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... +2
#10 - Picture 01/07/2016 on hail dat ass +1
#9 - meanwhile my barber be like..  [+] (13 new replies) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... +117
#296 - mexicandudeinsd (01/08/2016) [-]
why did you have to leave us cantinflas
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#248 - sarias (01/07/2016) [-]
that moment you see Cantinflas show up on FJ
#258 - whatdoyawant (01/07/2016) [-]
#10 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
fuck that shit, shit like that have a fair share of responsability with the average stupidity of latin america
#240 - kunterz (01/07/2016) [-]
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#276 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
What is the name of the video?
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#303 - zionsype (01/08/2016) [-]
#195 - jonnyfrosty (01/07/2016) [-]
#177 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
???
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#125 - bigmanfifty (01/07/2016) [-]
wut
#1 - Picture 01/07/2016 on What is love +1
#3 - "oh so now its cool?" 01/06/2016 on Buzzfeed +9
#1 - you poor bastard. 01/06/2016 on ATTENTION CUSTOMERS!!!! +11

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#98 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
what do I want? A piece of that ass.
#100 to #98 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
if you insist. come and get it big boy.
#117 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
#101 to #100 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
The things I do for sex.
#102 to #101 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
atleast you get some right? now chop chop, i aint got all day.
#103 to #102 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
If you say so Boss.
#104 to #103 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i hope the shame is all you leave with.
#105 to #104 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
No can do darling, I have none. Call me x.
#106 to #105 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
im callin...why aint you answering?!
#107 to #106 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
cause you ain't got my number bby.
#108 to #107 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i do have yer number...and yer paychecks. hope it was worth it.
#109 to #108 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Jokes on you I'm poor.
#110 to #109 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
try poorer..its ok my love...i'll only take what i need. everything.
#111 to #110 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
Can take **** from me we were never married hoe.
#112 to #111 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
#114 to #113 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
never forget me.
User avatar #95 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
what do i want? friends
User avatar #118 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cum is alright too?
#96 to #95 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
you got one.
you got one.
User avatar #92 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

jk
User avatar #119 to #92 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
To get a coloured name
#89 - interfan (11/05/2015) [-]
Chivas campeonas de la Copa MX!!!!
#90 to #89 - whatdoyawant (11/05/2015) [-]
haha..hey!! after 9 years of nothing...i'll take the copa mx!

yer Xolas de tijuana will do better with miguel herrera.
User avatar #87 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #121 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the featues champ!
User avatar #84 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for posting so much good content ;)
User avatar #120 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
;)
User avatar #85 to #84 - whatdoyawant (10/25/2015) [-]
chu got it meng!
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User avatar #75 - xXJoMoMoXx (10/12/2015) [-]
CD Guadalajara sucks
#88 to #75 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Mamón
User avatar #74 - agreatusername (10/09/2015) [-]
Sticky my comment please?
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#65 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #91 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
WHATDOYAWANT
#51 - killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
User avatar #50 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
Leeeeeeeón!
User avatar #52 to #49 - kevtheg (09/25/2015) [-]
not like it's any better...
#61 to #52 - killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
User avatar #62 to #61 - whatdoyawant (10/01/2015) [-]
dude make up yer mind are you a gatita or a wila?
#68 to #62 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
los dos puto porque mis colores son azteca azul y oro, azul y crema. no como tu con los colores de francia, colores putos.
User avatar #70 to #68 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
#83 to #48 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
You eat ass
#66 to #47 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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Killersam we found your mom, bitch
User avatar #67 to #66 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
who the **** are you show yourself pussy.
User avatar #72 to #67 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.

and chivas will forever be yer father!
#53 to #46 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Pinche puto
#69 to #53 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
you need some
User avatar #71 to #69 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
User avatar #37 - interfan (09/12/2015) [-]
Nice Chivas avatar
User avatar #38 to #37 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
thanks amigo!
inter milan?
#39 to #38 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
Hahaha noo actually I'm a fan of a band named Interpol and thats where I got it
I'm more of a Juventus fan
And talking mexican teams I do root for Chivas but also Tijuana
User avatar #54 to #39 - nagasadow (09/29/2015) [-]
Ever seen Interpol live? do it if you can they sound great
#58 to #54 - interfan (09/29/2015) [-]
Man I wish I could see them, I love Paul Banks and his older stuff, not so much a fan of El Pintor and most of OLTA, but I would die to see them play some old songs live
#40 to #39 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
im sure you saw tijuas hand chivas their ass this past friday saw it comin
i so wanted juventus to beat barcelona in the champions league
#41 to #40 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!

Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team

#42 to #41 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
you got that right amigo!
#59 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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joto
#55 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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