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Date Signed Up:1/27/2015
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#4 - it wasnt just a fart 10/16/2015 on Satisfaction 0
#2 - cha ching 10/16/2015 on You know its going to be a... 0
#1 - Picture 10/16/2015 on dont drink piss but drink cum 0
#1 - more importantly...paste er sauce?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/16/2015 on What's the 5th? +3
#8 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
#3 - sheepnut (10/17/2015) [-]
>how to convert to scientific notation
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#4 - whatdoyawant (10/17/2015) [-]
Scientific notation is the way that scientists easily handle very large numbers or very small numbers. For example, instead of writing 0.0000000056, they write 5.6 x 10-9.
#5 - sheepnut (10/17/2015) [-]
obviously a joke was being made
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#6 - whatdoyawant (10/17/2015) [-]
dont kid around with me before ive had my coffee
#7 - sheepnut (10/17/2015) [-]
One day Xenu will visit Earth and glass our planet, and your precious material coffees will be no more.
#1 - no wódka!? 10/16/2015 on α +9
#2 - i too have never heard of how good looking i am. 10/16/2015 on Deaf People Aren't Fine +143
#1 - it wants the source.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2015 on your poo is too nutritious +8
#2 - kageshi (10/16/2015) [-]
The size of that rat!!!!
#3 - improbable (10/16/2015) [-]
#3 - thumb for you!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2015 on lollipop lollipop oh lolli... +1
#4 - hypex (10/15/2015) [-]
no u
#1 - Picture 10/15/2015 on lel +5
#3 - this time with some effort  [+] (10 new replies) 10/15/2015 on Jumped +631
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#109 - magicmatchsticks (10/16/2015) [-]
he didn't put his back into it
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#135 - xtrmbragnrytz (10/16/2015) [-]
Sorry... HE?!
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#129 - jbabco (10/16/2015) [-]
he?
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#147 - magicmatchsticks (10/16/2015) [-]
hey fuck if i know what that thing is, it didnt have tits and it had short hair so i made my best guess
#19 - skelebones (10/15/2015) [-]
AND A FLIP!!!
#23 - reggaemortis (10/15/2015) [-]
Also for extra brownie points he should try to splatter his brains on the sidewalk in such a manner that the the bloody stain will form a pattern resembling a darwin award.
#51 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Wait.... That thing is a MAN??????????
#25 - skelebones (10/15/2015) [-]
and for a gold star he should get some of his brain matter to splash onto a mother and child. preferably a young child
#117 - spadeface (10/16/2015) [-]
Jesus, this is starting to get more and more messed up.
#127 - imdan (10/16/2015) [-]
But not nearly messed up enough.
#13 - i thought SM cause that white building in the back looks like … 10/14/2015 on Still got it +2
#2 - as you please 10/14/2015 on Please 0
#2 - nothings ever good enough for you..i'll try harder next time. 10/14/2015 on but how fast can he fry... -1
#1 - that doesnt help me..i cant talk to people either 10/14/2015 on me irl +7
#1 - Picture 10/14/2015 on This basically happened today +5
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2015 on Mi Madre +22
#21 - shaitanshaitan (10/15/2015) [-]
odio a esta pendeja, pero ahora verla en FJ... me enferma
#8 - sure is..i can smell the piss soaked sidewalks.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2015 on Still got it +7
#12 - remzroller (10/14/2015) [-]
**remzroller used "*roll picture*"**
**remzroller rolled image***roll picture*you sure its not venice kinda looks like it.... I havent been in Cali in 6 years so its been a cool minute since i have seen venice skatepark or santa monica skatepark but it looks alot like venice
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#13 - whatdoyawant (10/14/2015) [-]
i thought SM cause that white building in the back looks like Shutters..but now im not sure.

venice beach..santa monica beach...same thing...bums everywhere.
#2 - those fumes at the gas station musta been strong 10/14/2015 on yea...bullets +4
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on always and forever, each... +2
#6 - bendeman (10/14/2015) [-]
#9 - thank you! everyone knows you hand wash a cat and the…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2015 on i model +28
#13 - drewjitsu (10/13/2015) [-]
Ya know, I was with you all the way til right here, you sadistic bastard. Dryers fuckin' tumble, man! You have to put a soft blanket in there too
#10 - ymriar (10/13/2015) [-]
**ymriar used "*roll picture*"**
**ymriar rolled image**Or three if you really want maximum freshness
#5 - ************** ..i slap a snorkel on it..its never bitch…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/12/2015 on i model +63
#6 - alarubra (10/12/2015) [-]
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#16 - Yukimaru (10/13/2015) [-]
Do you have source on this vid?
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#17 - alarubra (10/13/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WxFGuzJ-kA There's not much more to it. But here it is.
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#19 - Yukimaru (10/13/2015) [-]
Thanks. The longer vid gives more context.
#8 - ymriar (10/13/2015) [-]
**ymriar used "*roll picture*"**
**ymriar rolled image**Relax man he's joking I know it's hard to believe but your life isn't the only thing that's a joke around here
#22 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
#20 - dankmemepepe (10/13/2015) [-]
#9 - whatdoyawant (10/13/2015) [-]
thank you!

everyone knows you hand wash a cat and then just throw it in the dryer with 2 softener sheets.
#13 - drewjitsu (10/13/2015) [-]
Ya know, I was with you all the way til right here, you sadistic bastard. Dryers fuckin' tumble, man! You have to put a soft blanket in there too
#10 - ymriar (10/13/2015) [-]
**ymriar used "*roll picture*"**
**ymriar rolled image**Or three if you really want maximum freshness
#3 - thats how i wash my cat...it hates water and i cant declaw it.…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/12/2015 on i model +27
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#4 - alarubra (10/12/2015) [-]
No. Please, please tell me you're joking. That's straight up animal abuse. Endure the scratches, and stop being a pussy, or find someone who isn't a little bitch to take your cat.
#26 - immortalityofone (10/13/2015) [-]
Your comment is straight up humor abuse.
#23 - uleaveinpieces (10/13/2015) [-]
#18 - stonetomcat (10/13/2015) [-]
I'm not entirely sure if you're trolling, or if you genuinely didn't get it.
#14 - thechosentroll (10/13/2015) [-]
Did you seriously think that comment was serious? What kind of moron would actually put their cat in the washing machine? You'd have to be mentally retarded to even consider doing something like that. Or, in the very least, too stupid to use a computer and post about it online.
#27 - robertelee (10/13/2015) [-]
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got a front load with a glass door i wanna see what it can do
#5 - whatdoyawant (10/12/2015) [-]
re-fucking-lax..i slap a snorkel on it..its never bitched and moaned more than you just did.
#6 - alarubra (10/12/2015) [-]
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#16 - Yukimaru (10/13/2015) [-]
Do you have source on this vid?
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#17 - alarubra (10/13/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WxFGuzJ-kA There's not much more to it. But here it is.
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#19 - Yukimaru (10/13/2015) [-]
Thanks. The longer vid gives more context.
#8 - ymriar (10/13/2015) [-]
**ymriar used "*roll picture*"**
**ymriar rolled image**Relax man he's joking I know it's hard to believe but your life isn't the only thing that's a joke around here
#22 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
#20 - dankmemepepe (10/13/2015) [-]
#9 - whatdoyawant (10/13/2015) [-]
thank you!

everyone knows you hand wash a cat and then just throw it in the dryer with 2 softener sheets.
#13 - drewjitsu (10/13/2015) [-]
Ya know, I was with you all the way til right here, you sadistic bastard. Dryers fuckin' tumble, man! You have to put a soft blanket in there too
#10 - ymriar (10/13/2015) [-]
**ymriar used "*roll picture*"**
**ymriar rolled image**Or three if you really want maximum freshness
#2 - Comment deleted 10/12/2015 on i model 0
#1 - shes perfect 10/12/2015 on She's cute +105
#1 - today is yers...tomorrow is mine 10/12/2015 on Unemployee of the day +2
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#98 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
what do I want? A piece of that ass.
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#100 to #98 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
if you insist. come and get it big boy.
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#117 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
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#101 to #100 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
The things I do for sex.
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#102 to #101 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
atleast you get some right? now chop chop, i aint got all day.
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#103 to #102 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
If you say so Boss.
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#104 to #103 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i hope the shame is all you leave with.
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#105 to #104 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
No can do darling, I have none. Call me x.
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#106 to #105 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
im callin...why aint you answering?!
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#107 to #106 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
cause you ain't got my number bby.
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#108 to #107 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i do have yer number...and yer paychecks. hope it was worth it.
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#109 to #108 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Jokes on you I'm poor.
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#110 to #109 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
try poorer..its ok my love...i'll only take what i need. everything.
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#111 to #110 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
Can take **** from me we were never married hoe.
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#112 to #111 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
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#114 to #113 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
never forget me.
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User avatar #95 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
what do i want? friends
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User avatar #118 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cum is alright too?
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#96 to #95 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
you got one.
you got one.
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User avatar #92 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

jk
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User avatar #119 to #92 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
To get a coloured name
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#89 - interfan (11/05/2015) [-]
Chivas campeonas de la Copa MX!!!!
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#90 to #89 - whatdoyawant (11/05/2015) [-]
haha..hey!! after 9 years of nothing...i'll take the copa mx!

yer Xolas de tijuana will do better with miguel herrera.
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User avatar #87 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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User avatar #121 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the featues champ!
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User avatar #84 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for posting so much good content ;)
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User avatar #120 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
;)
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User avatar #85 to #84 - whatdoyawant (10/25/2015) [-]
chu got it meng!
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User avatar #75 - xXJoMoMoXx (10/12/2015) [-]
CD Guadalajara sucks
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#88 to #75 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Mamón
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User avatar #74 - agreatusername (10/09/2015) [-]
Sticky my comment please?
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#65 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #91 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
WHATDOYAWANT
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#51 - killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
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User avatar #50 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
Leeeeeeeón!
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User avatar #52 to #49 - kevtheg (09/25/2015) [-]
not like it's any better...
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#61 to #52 - killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - whatdoyawant (10/01/2015) [-]
dude make up yer mind are you a gatita or a wila?
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#68 to #62 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
los dos puto porque mis colores son azteca azul y oro, azul y crema. no como tu con los colores de francia, colores putos.
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User avatar #70 to #68 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
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#83 to #48 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
You eat ass
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#66 to #47 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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Killersam we found your mom, bitch
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User avatar #67 to #66 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
who the **** are you show yourself pussy.
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User avatar #72 to #67 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.

and chivas will forever be yer father!
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#53 to #46 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Pinche puto
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#69 to #53 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
you need some
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User avatar #71 to #69 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
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User avatar #37 - interfan (09/12/2015) [-]
Nice Chivas avatar
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User avatar #38 to #37 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
thanks amigo!
inter milan?
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#39 to #38 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
Hahaha noo actually I'm a fan of a band named Interpol and thats where I got it
I'm more of a Juventus fan
And talking mexican teams I do root for Chivas but also Tijuana
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User avatar #54 to #39 - nagasadow (09/29/2015) [-]
Ever seen Interpol live? do it if you can they sound great
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#58 to #54 - interfan (09/29/2015) [-]
Man I wish I could see them, I love Paul Banks and his older stuff, not so much a fan of El Pintor and most of OLTA, but I would die to see them play some old songs live
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#40 to #39 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
im sure you saw tijuas hand chivas their ass this past friday saw it comin
i so wanted juventus to beat barcelona in the champions league
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#41 to #40 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!

Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team

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#42 to #41 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
you got that right amigo!
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#59 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
joto
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