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Date Signed Up:1/27/2015
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#1 - and then before that  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Internet +15
#9 - misterred (11/17/2015) [-]
And before that
#3 - anonemous (11/17/2015) [-]
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#6 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
... mods? MOOOOODDS? MOODODDS!? There are TITTIES!
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#5 - Shadow Guardian (11/17/2015) [-]
Careful with those nips.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2015 on klitschko pimpin' +6
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#2 - and i thought they didnt care.. 11/16/2015 on Listen 2 me! +4
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2015 on moo cow fuck milk 0
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#4 - this puppy begs for my forgiveness.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2015 on i didnt before but now i... 0
#5 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
Im not a dog person but fine
pass
#2 - "Don't let me go on living in such a miserable state, whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2015 on i didnt before but now i... +9
#3 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
rude tho
#4 - whatdoyawant (11/15/2015) [-]
this puppy begs for my forgiveness.
#5 - captainprincess (11/15/2015) [-]
Im not a dog person but fine
pass
#24 - some one got it! you are indeed the dude dan. 11/15/2015 on i wish i could vomit blood... 0
#52 - Picture 11/14/2015 on Spicy Rumbles 0
#36 - ive wronged myself. 11/14/2015 on Spicy Rumbles +5
#31 - you wish it was a nightmare...or at the very least a cruel pra…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Spicy Rumbles +4
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#34 - bigmanfifty (11/14/2015) [-]
YOU are the assailant.
#36 - whatdoyawant (11/14/2015) [-]
ive wronged myself.
#30 - thats a surprise laundry day.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2015 on Spicy Rumbles +3
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#41 - kyubii (11/14/2015) [-]
Every day is laundry day in this household.
#26 - 29 here...only have these delightful experiences every now and…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Spicy Rumbles +2
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#38 - kelp (11/14/2015) [-]
iktf. Its fucking awful
#46 - milkyhammer (11/14/2015) [-]
never had it
#1 - ahh the midnight ***** ...nothing says " **** …  [+] (16 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Spicy Rumbles +185
#54 - idiomis (11/14/2015) [-]
Nobody can predict when diarrhea will strike!
#55 - nyxreks (11/16/2015) [-]
is that the tardis
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#51 - invalidcupcake (11/14/2015) [-]
HAHA, I MADE THIS POSE A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO

its amazing how relatable it actually is tho
#52 - whatdoyawant (11/14/2015) [-]
#48 - vissova (11/14/2015) [-]
Waking up with that incredibly light-headed feeling of nausea that encompasses your entire body and making you feel like you're gonna blow chunks while blasting butt magma out your ass. All because you ate one banana before bed.
#29 - bigmanfifty (11/13/2015) [-]
OH GOD

That time when life feels like a very surreal prank. The warmest colours seem ashen grey and meaningless.
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#31 - whatdoyawant (11/13/2015) [-]
you wish it was a nightmare...or at the very least a cruel prank by a room mate. that way you can avenge the pain you've felt. but no, the only victim is you and the assailant is gone without a trace.
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#34 - bigmanfifty (11/14/2015) [-]
YOU are the assailant.
#36 - whatdoyawant (11/14/2015) [-]
ive wronged myself.
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#27 - danrat (11/13/2015) [-]
better than not waking up in an emergency mode
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#30 - whatdoyawant (11/13/2015) [-]
thats a surprise laundry day.
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#41 - kyubii (11/14/2015) [-]
Every day is laundry day in this household.
#25 - thrifty (11/13/2015) [-]
Idiopathic Bile Acid Malabsorption here....

I'm 30, took them 29 years to work out I wasn't insane.

Nothing like digging your fingernails into the soles of your feet on the throne at 2am for an hour or so.... pretty much every day...
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#26 - whatdoyawant (11/13/2015) [-]
29 here...only have these delightful experiences every now and then..doesnt matter what i ate...wake up in a hurry..shits accompanied by horrible cramps..the kind that make you look around for help. but never during the day er while im awake...always mid sleep.
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#38 - kelp (11/14/2015) [-]
iktf. Its fucking awful
#46 - milkyhammer (11/14/2015) [-]
never had it
#4 - haha...the description had me lookin for a body. 11/13/2015 on Feels 0
#2 - might help  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Feels +4
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#3 - leonhardt (11/13/2015) [-]
I thought it was modern art for a second.

Left half of the OP looks like a dude's lower face, right half looks like a lion.
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#4 - whatdoyawant (11/13/2015) [-]
haha...the description had me lookin for a body.
#5 - Picture 11/13/2015 on Rude +69
#3 - now do that with a chocolate chip cookie..or better yet..short…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2015 on we are saved +24
#11 - diobrandolover (11/14/2015) [-]
Don't underestimate the potential of man
#10 - adzoh (11/14/2015) [-]
Bake them around your fork
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#9 - threeeighteen (11/13/2015) [-]
Shortbread master race.
#1 - any of you guys seen steve? i miss'em.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2015 on 7 Cats +57
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#12 - supersixfourr (11/13/2015) [-]
#6 - fuckoatmeal (11/13/2015) [-]
"Fuck Steve! Steve's gone and left us here to rot."
#93 - more love. 11/12/2015 on whatdoyawant's profile 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2015 on dont shake'em +8
#3 - lathyrusvii (11/12/2015) [-]
Oh. OHHH, oh, awhh...
#1 - but now i know what to do with 5 bucks.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2015 on Neither do I +75
#20 - anon (11/13/2015) [-]
spend it in McDonalds?
#2 - looks better with a pink filter. 11/12/2015 on When you are "otherkin" +13
#2 - Comment deleted 11/12/2015 on Pimp-hand alarm clock 0
#2 - Picture 11/12/2015 on Scooby Doo +23
#4 - cuff'em. 11/12/2015 on Jurassic World 0

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#98 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
what do I want? A piece of that ass.
#100 to #98 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
if you insist. come and get it big boy.
#117 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
#101 to #100 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
The things I do for sex.
#102 to #101 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
atleast you get some right? now chop chop, i aint got all day.
#103 to #102 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
If you say so Boss.
#104 to #103 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i hope the shame is all you leave with.
#105 to #104 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
No can do darling, I have none. Call me x.
#106 to #105 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
im callin...why aint you answering?!
#107 to #106 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
cause you ain't got my number bby.
#108 to #107 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i do have yer number...and yer paychecks. hope it was worth it.
#109 to #108 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Jokes on you I'm poor.
#110 to #109 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
try poorer..its ok my love...i'll only take what i need. everything.
#111 to #110 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
Can take **** from me we were never married hoe.
#112 to #111 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
#114 to #113 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
never forget me.
User avatar #95 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
what do i want? friends
User avatar #118 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cum is alright too?
#96 to #95 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
you got one.
you got one.
User avatar #92 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

jk
User avatar #119 to #92 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
To get a coloured name
#89 - interfan (11/05/2015) [-]
Chivas campeonas de la Copa MX!!!!
#90 to #89 - whatdoyawant (11/05/2015) [-]
haha..hey!! after 9 years of nothing...i'll take the copa mx!

yer Xolas de tijuana will do better with miguel herrera.
User avatar #87 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #121 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the featues champ!
User avatar #84 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for posting so much good content ;)
User avatar #120 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
;)
User avatar #85 to #84 - whatdoyawant (10/25/2015) [-]
chu got it meng!
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User avatar #75 - xXJoMoMoXx (10/12/2015) [-]
CD Guadalajara sucks
#88 to #75 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Mamón
User avatar #74 - agreatusername (10/09/2015) [-]
Sticky my comment please?
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#65 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #91 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
WHATDOYAWANT
#51 - killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
User avatar #50 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
Leeeeeeeón!
User avatar #52 to #49 - kevtheg (09/25/2015) [-]
not like it's any better...
#61 to #52 - killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
User avatar #62 to #61 - whatdoyawant (10/01/2015) [-]
dude make up yer mind are you a gatita or a wila?
#68 to #62 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
los dos puto porque mis colores son azteca azul y oro, azul y crema. no como tu con los colores de francia, colores putos.
User avatar #70 to #68 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
#83 to #48 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
You eat ass
#66 to #47 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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Killersam we found your mom, bitch
User avatar #67 to #66 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
who the **** are you show yourself pussy.
User avatar #72 to #67 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.

and chivas will forever be yer father!
#53 to #46 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Pinche puto
#69 to #53 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
you need some
User avatar #71 to #69 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
User avatar #37 - interfan (09/12/2015) [-]
Nice Chivas avatar
User avatar #38 to #37 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
thanks amigo!
inter milan?
#39 to #38 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
Hahaha noo actually I'm a fan of a band named Interpol and thats where I got it
I'm more of a Juventus fan
And talking mexican teams I do root for Chivas but also Tijuana
User avatar #54 to #39 - nagasadow (09/29/2015) [-]
Ever seen Interpol live? do it if you can they sound great
#58 to #54 - interfan (09/29/2015) [-]
Man I wish I could see them, I love Paul Banks and his older stuff, not so much a fan of El Pintor and most of OLTA, but I would die to see them play some old songs live
#40 to #39 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
im sure you saw tijuas hand chivas their ass this past friday saw it comin
i so wanted juventus to beat barcelona in the champions league
#41 to #40 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!

Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team

#42 to #41 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
you got that right amigo!
#59 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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joto
#55 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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