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Date Signed Up:1/27/2015
Last Login:1/15/2016
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Comment Ranking:#70
Highest Content Rank:#3
Highest Comment Rank:#64
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Times Content Favorited:57768 times
Total Comments Made:1451
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#419 - and now everything is perfect. 11/19/2015 on I NEED to see your faces, NOW 0
#414 - the only thing ruining this picture is yer bed...put some …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2015 on I NEED to see your faces, NOW 0
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#416 - lavalave (11/19/2015) [-]
Lmao that's an old pic as well, there are some sheets on it XD
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#419 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
and now everything is perfect.
#96 - you got one.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2015 on whatdoyawant's profile 0
#97 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on the flames already? +3
#4 - anon Comment deleted by whatdoyawant
#1 - i cant jack off with these!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on socks 0
#6 - beasert (11/19/2015) [-]
But I can TO those.
#1 - Comment deleted 11/18/2015 on WTF dude has high standards... 0
#3 - thanks.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2015 on Snek +126
#20 - tylevans (11/19/2015) [-]
this must be the first time you've seen this very old click bait jump scare, welcome to the internet.
#37 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
nope..but the last time this was posted the same comment only got me half the thumbs.
#11 - oldflattop (11/19/2015) [-]
#2 - no one listens.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on don't do this +4
#4 - thearcher (11/18/2015) [-]
Having fat spilling out over....
#1 - poor homie..he really let himself go towards the end. 11/18/2015 on homie isded +13
#5 - back at ya bud...its gonna be a good day.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2015 on dem optical illusion pants +6
#11 - sanitarysan (11/19/2015) [-]
can i join?
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#17 - andywazowski (11/19/2015) [-]
Source?
#20 - sanitarysan (11/19/2015) [-]
well that is lizzie tucker
i forget what video it is from but she is not that hard to find
#21 - andywazowski (11/19/2015) [-]
Thanks
#16 - fantasticfox (11/19/2015) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/18/2015 on dem optical illusion pants +9
#3 - funnyhard (11/18/2015) [-]
Here ya go, m8!
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#9 - DrRubbleZ (11/19/2015) [-]
I feel like that's a guy. That forearm...
#8 - hairybaboon (11/19/2015) [-]
#5 - whatdoyawant (11/18/2015) [-]
back at ya bud...its gonna be a good day.
#11 - sanitarysan (11/19/2015) [-]
can i join?
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#17 - andywazowski (11/19/2015) [-]
Source?
#20 - sanitarysan (11/19/2015) [-]
well that is lizzie tucker
i forget what video it is from but she is not that hard to find
#21 - andywazowski (11/19/2015) [-]
Thanks
#16 - fantasticfox (11/19/2015) [-]
#8 - you were eating that **** dry werent you  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2015 on 20 minutes into Nesquik and... +73
#86 - bahtzee (11/18/2015) [-]
>Eating Nesquik dry
#9 - totallytito (11/18/2015) [-]
Do you mean to imply there was another way to eat it?
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#59 - exotic (11/18/2015) [-]
yes

wet spoon
scoop that shit
unscoop all the dry coco
consume and re-wet spoon
#10 - kingpixels (11/18/2015) [-]
frozen ass face
#12 - totallytito (11/18/2015) [-]
Hey that's offensive!
I was born with TPS syndrome and it's very not nice to make fun of us like that.
#1 - thats great and all but.. 11/18/2015 on You're welcome +1
#2 - Comment deleted 11/17/2015 on At Least He's Honest 0
#1 - van dammes got this.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on "GOD" save us +29
#17 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
I like how "dammes" has as many letters that are silent
#2 - "these hoes aint loyal"  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2015 on Klitschko big pimpin' +53
#13 - bananacouch (11/18/2015) [-]
I don't why....
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#23 - bananacouch (11/18/2015) [-]
looks like I accidentally my comment
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#3 - funnyhard (11/17/2015) [-]
#14 - Picture 11/17/2015 on You know what to do +17
#4 - Picture 11/17/2015 on sjp 0
#2 - soon  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2015 on SO ANGRY +67
#35 - paradajs (11/18/2015) [-]
to lazy to download an image. here link to google search for my sharp as fuck reply
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#16 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Good luck linda
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#3 - becauseoprahsaidso (11/17/2015) [-]
Linda, the eater of worlds.
#5 - postwhatevs (11/17/2015) [-]
dont forget Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds
#13 - a man wins woman of the yr  [+] (34 new replies) 11/17/2015 on its a penis? +943
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#430 - ultimatebuttercup (11/29/2015) [-]
Ummm. This comment has 911 thumbs...
Thumbs related.
#431 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
you did this
you did 911
you fucking
BASTARD
#429 - isaacbn (11/22/2015) [-]
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#215 - makethingsworse (11/17/2015) [-]
We make better women.
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#339 - nobleneon (11/18/2015) [-]
I looked at her Instagram... I am... conflicted, to say the least
#221 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
Not really. But we are getting closer with each passing year.
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#281 - admin (11/18/2015) [-]
hopefully this one has a good cock
#266 - phantompaladin (11/18/2015) [-]
i prefer these dolls
#436 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
Those things freak me right the fuck out.
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#282 - admin (11/18/2015) [-]
shit son
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#285 - phantompaladin (11/18/2015) [-]
heres more imgur.com/gallery/UpcGF

you can google image search each girl for extra pics, these are all sfw
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#403 - admin (11/18/2015) [-]
i believe now...

there's no way real women can compete with future technology, not even a fucking chance
#405 - phantompaladin (11/18/2015) [-]
"a fucking chance"
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#307 - Freelancah (11/18/2015) [-]
what in the good lord is going on here, teen sized sex dolls with huge racks?
#265 - phantompaladin (11/18/2015) [-]
#352 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
this is an absolutly horribly made gif
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#240 - thenoahgoesree (11/17/2015) [-]
sauce?
#247 - xyrik (11/17/2015) [-]
that's a doll bruh
#264 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
And?
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#248 - thenoahgoesree (11/17/2015) [-]
shit
#254 - guanyu (11/17/2015) [-]
That means you can own one to do with as you please. Like spooning it while you cry yourself to sleep.
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#301 - buddywuggle (11/18/2015) [-]
though it is probably really expensive.
#272 - gladiuss (11/18/2015) [-]
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#271 - thenoahgoesree (11/18/2015) [-]
but my bed is tiny so i cant do that either
#81 - smartythechicken (11/17/2015) [-]
mfw they made a man woman of the year
#43 - catzor (11/17/2015) [-]
Its badly phrased.

Woman is in the police
woman goes to 9/11
Woman pepsies
woman recieves prize as in husband get it cause she be pepsi

man get pissed cause now they give the reward to bitches like the caitlyn dude.
man returns the prize, as he feel it no longer holds any value when its given to bitches.

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#237 - mexirican (11/17/2015) [-]
>woman pepsies

gets me every time
#93 - trevanman (11/17/2015) [-]
my man James here just feels insulted. I'd feel the same way.
MY WIFE DIED ON 9/11 AND GOT THE PRIZE FOR WOMAN OF THE YEAR. AND YOU FUCKS GAVE THE PRIZE THIS YEAR TO SOMEONE WHO ISN'T NEARLY AS MUCH AS WOMAN AS MY WIFE WAS!

I'd be fuckin' pissed
#51 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
I think the man he is reffering to is Jenner, is it not?
#50 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
I think whatdoyawant was saying that in regards to jenner winning woman of the year despite being a man
#115 - thetheorrist (11/17/2015) [-]
even if you would consider Him/her as a women now it would still make no sense since no women before ever got ths price for just being a women and jenner didnt do anything of value, despite driving over plebs
#27 - maicukri (11/17/2015) [-]
#24 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
because men are better at everything, including being a woman.
#1 - yes it is. 11/17/2015 on sexy jesus +53
#1 - wait a minute..  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on why steam is the best +5
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#2 - kageshi (11/17/2015) [-]
99 - 87 = 12
#2 - hmm..i know those colors 11/17/2015 on take that isis 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on Help +5
#3 - amicoolnowmom (11/17/2015) [-]
"That human is in a computer!"

"Don't Worry!"
#2 - get yer ****** shoes off the bed! 11/17/2015 on black tweet +10

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#98 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
what do I want? A piece of that ass.
#100 to #98 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
if you insist. come and get it big boy.
#117 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
#101 to #100 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
The things I do for sex.
#102 to #101 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
atleast you get some right? now chop chop, i aint got all day.
#103 to #102 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
If you say so Boss.
#104 to #103 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i hope the shame is all you leave with.
#105 to #104 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
No can do darling, I have none. Call me x.
#106 to #105 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
im callin...why aint you answering?!
#107 to #106 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
cause you ain't got my number bby.
#108 to #107 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i do have yer number...and yer paychecks. hope it was worth it.
#109 to #108 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Jokes on you I'm poor.
#110 to #109 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
try poorer..its ok my love...i'll only take what i need. everything.
#111 to #110 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
Can take **** from me we were never married hoe.
#112 to #111 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
#114 to #113 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
never forget me.
User avatar #95 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
what do i want? friends
User avatar #118 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cum is alright too?
#96 to #95 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
you got one.
you got one.
User avatar #92 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

jk
User avatar #119 to #92 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
To get a coloured name
#89 - interfan (11/05/2015) [-]
Chivas campeonas de la Copa MX!!!!
#90 to #89 - whatdoyawant (11/05/2015) [-]
haha..hey!! after 9 years of nothing...i'll take the copa mx!

yer Xolas de tijuana will do better with miguel herrera.
User avatar #87 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #121 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the featues champ!
User avatar #84 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for posting so much good content ;)
User avatar #120 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
;)
User avatar #85 to #84 - whatdoyawant (10/25/2015) [-]
chu got it meng!
#87 to #85 - nagasadow has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 - xXJoMoMoXx (10/12/2015) [-]
CD Guadalajara sucks
#88 to #75 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Mamón
User avatar #74 - agreatusername (10/09/2015) [-]
Sticky my comment please?
/Cops+lose/funny-pictures/5708969/1#1
#65 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #91 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
WHATDOYAWANT
#51 - killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
User avatar #50 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
Leeeeeeeón!
User avatar #52 to #49 - kevtheg (09/25/2015) [-]
not like it's any better...
#61 to #52 - killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
User avatar #62 to #61 - whatdoyawant (10/01/2015) [-]
dude make up yer mind are you a gatita or a wila?
#68 to #62 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
los dos puto porque mis colores son azteca azul y oro, azul y crema. no como tu con los colores de francia, colores putos.
User avatar #70 to #68 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
#83 to #48 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
You eat ass
#66 to #47 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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Killersam we found your mom, bitch
User avatar #67 to #66 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
who the **** are you show yourself pussy.
User avatar #72 to #67 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.

and chivas will forever be yer father!
#53 to #46 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Pinche puto
#69 to #53 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
you need some
User avatar #71 to #69 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
User avatar #37 - interfan (09/12/2015) [-]
Nice Chivas avatar
User avatar #38 to #37 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
thanks amigo!
inter milan?
#39 to #38 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
Hahaha noo actually I'm a fan of a band named Interpol and thats where I got it
I'm more of a Juventus fan
And talking mexican teams I do root for Chivas but also Tijuana
User avatar #54 to #39 - nagasadow (09/29/2015) [-]
Ever seen Interpol live? do it if you can they sound great
#58 to #54 - interfan (09/29/2015) [-]
Man I wish I could see them, I love Paul Banks and his older stuff, not so much a fan of El Pintor and most of OLTA, but I would die to see them play some old songs live
#40 to #39 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
im sure you saw tijuas hand chivas their ass this past friday saw it comin
i so wanted juventus to beat barcelona in the champions league
#41 to #40 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!

Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team

#42 to #41 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
you got that right amigo!
#59 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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joto
#55 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
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