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Date Signed Up:1/27/2015
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#4 - really?..ie when you got chrome right there?  [+] (34 new replies) 11/27/2015 on pervy teacher +354
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#142 - thunderchild (11/28/2015) [-]
lots of organizations mandate use of IE, because many programs in older versions only support IE, and large companies, etc, cant upgrade constantly so IE is used to keep the maximum ammount of compatibility.
#115 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
Chrome has been pretty garbo as of late. Every update seems to make the problem worse.
#109 - endospore (11/27/2015) [-]
Chrome doens't run Unity any more. That guy's clearly big into gaming.
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#112 - jibbablabba (11/27/2015) [-]
firefox is always an option
"script has stopped running"
i thought they patched that
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#52 - dagreatmax (11/27/2015) [-]
If he knew that much about computers then he would have known to either turn off the projector or freeze the smartscreen.
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#44 - lenytunes (11/27/2015) [-]
Did you know that certain programs don't run well with Chrome in a domain environment? Did you know this? Do you know what a domain is?
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#68 - jokervsbatsy (11/27/2015) [-]
More people would agree with you If you did not have such a salty attitude
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#81 - lenytunes (11/27/2015) [-]
People tend to read and interpret things in the manner that they behave. It's not like I insulted the guy, I merely asked if he knew how domains work. What am I supposed to go on trigger alert when writing things? I thought this was FJ not Tumblr
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#93 - jokervsbatsy (11/27/2015) [-]
I only asked you to calm down. Nobody's pressuring anyone, and it won't hurt you to try to be nice
#58 - internetnick (11/27/2015) [-]
My work has a network of over 2k computers, and we use IE. Everyone hates it, but they swear Chrome just wouldn't cut it.
#47 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Somehow, I highly doubt that is the reason that this professor who doesn't even know how to work his projector is using internet explorer instead of chrome.
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#46 - jamesalmighty (11/27/2015) [-]
do you know what a vagina is?
#118 - fifteensecondchug (11/28/2015) [-]
Do you know what love is?
#51 - lenytunes (11/27/2015) [-]
>Have a degree in Network Administration
>Work as a PC Analyst at a hospital
>Get paid very well for dealing with computers all day
>Get called out by random FJ Fag in the sake of being funny
>MFW
#103 - makethingsworse (11/27/2015) [-]
You meme arrows won't work here, Pilgrim.
#99 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
nice cropped image
#64 - jamesalmighty (11/27/2015) [-]
like how can you even walk away from being so butthurt m88
#62 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
I’ve been a system engineer for 8 years now and usually people like you who like trying to act tech savvy are the most incapable people I’ve ever met. You most likely just graduated and got a helpdesk job and think you are all knowing because you can use google. btw good luck with those > buddy makes you look really mature.
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#82 - lenytunes (11/27/2015) [-]
I find it funny how you're approaching the situation in the say manner that I did by stating your profession and people are sucking your nuts, but then again, this is FJ so it's expected.
#106 - turbanmasher (11/27/2015) [-]
#wrecked
#102 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
The only reason I brought up my profession was to show I have some sort of credibility into dealing with dumbasses like you and not about bragging about a hospital helpdesk job and demeaning other people maybe that’s why?
#96 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
As a full stack software engineer, believe me when I say IE is the source of my white hair. Considering that most web applications today are built using some kind of frontend javascript framework (Backbone, Angular, React, etc.), IE sucks balls at handling it half the times.

Seriously. No builds flash or java applications for the web anymore. IE is fucking useless.
#61 - tesarrior (11/27/2015) [-]
bragging about real life shit that god knows made up or not
being this butthurt

heh
#57 - dickmin (11/27/2015) [-]
hahahh, wow. How fucking sad is your life if you feel that you need to brag about some shitty degree in whatthefuckever and a fucking hospital job? gg, my gentlefuck, you certainly made me chuckle
#55 - markhov (11/27/2015) [-]
Still not too sure about that vagina though, are ya?
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#56 - lenytunes (11/27/2015) [-]
I don't know, I feel like I'm arguing with one right now.
#124 - blindpone (11/28/2015) [-]
How you think you look
#125 - blindpone (11/28/2015) [-]
How you really look
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#87 - xif (11/27/2015) [-]
First,
>LMAO
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>Its FJ, we are all about fun, u toom jamesalmighty's joke way too hard.
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>You got your shit pushed in by a fucking anon, with +17
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>Maybe you should go back to training to become a Professional Asshole, then come back to FJ

Im no expert, but I think you should stop typing and accept your defeat.
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#114 - xif (11/27/2015) [-]
+31

The anon is even danker now
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#89 - xif (11/27/2015) [-]
took*
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#66 - jamesalmighty (11/27/2015) [-]
well you are what you eat you gigantic cock.
#59 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
ooh shit dat comeback thoe.!! nigga u spit the hottest fire lmao ! #roasted
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#38 - casinoer (11/27/2015) [-]
That's the qualification for becoming a teacher
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#1 - thats awesome really..so now all they gotta do is buy appliances..  [+] (32 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Wonderful +377
#120 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
to be fair, electricity helps store food for long periods of time.
it's a step in the right direction.
also, not every part of africa is THIS poor.
#115 - deutschblut (11/28/2015) [-]
Funny, but inaccurate.

This is my wife's bamboo hut village built on a dyke over the South China Sea.

Days journeying to anywhere. It is like another planet.

They have power. And lights, fans, refrigerators, big TVs, huge karaoke systems, MASSIVE stereo systems, and so on...
#101 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
Now they will have the power to construct the places to make their own.
Electricity in these places is more for development instead of basic luxury.
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#58 - baditch (11/27/2015) [-]
Mud-hut dwellers are not the only demographic in Africa...
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#45 - platinumaltaria (11/27/2015) [-]
There are a lot of pretty sizeable cities in africa, plus there's no point having appliances when you don't have power
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#44 - thepizzadevourer (11/27/2015) [-]
Bruh, most of these people don't have a way to even light their homes after dark, which is also one of the only times kids have to study. Even a simple electric light can make a big difference.
#61 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Ya, but you forget how well our eyes adjust. Ya doing homework during a new moon may not be an option, but any other day and one can manage. Plus I'm pretty sure they discovered fire soooooo
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#105 - neokun (11/28/2015) [-]
No one puts fires in their homes. No one wants to study outside.

I'm surprised you know how to breathe.
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#47 - whatdoyawant (11/27/2015) [-]
why the fuck did i say prey?! ..i get it..plus havin well lit huts/village would probably help ward off predatory animals.
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#36 - grovesimus (11/27/2015) [-]
One would think that them having all this free time of laziness, they'd come up with the most efficient way of building a mud hut, but alas no.
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#119 - EdwardNigma (11/28/2015) [-]
Idunno mate, that one looks kinda cosy.
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#118 - catburglarpenis (11/28/2015) [-]
Better than anything I've built in Fallout 4

and Africa is just ONE of the levels in that game
#79 - myo (11/27/2015) [-]
The way they build mud huts are pretty efficient.
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#76 - elcreepo (11/27/2015) [-]
That's actually a nicely built mud hut, and if you watched how they were made you could see it is actually pretty much perfected as a form of personal shelter from literally nothing
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#71 - thesecretbear (11/27/2015) [-]
You ever build a mud hut m8?
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#41 - rakaka (11/27/2015) [-]
I'd say those huts are pretty efficiently made. Have you seen their construction methods? what makes you think those are poorly constructed?
#103 - skelebones (11/28/2015) [-]
He said efficient in making them not quality of making them. Fucking retards and your fucking bandwagon cuz yall cant read
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#69 - failtolawl (11/27/2015) [-]
Well adding on to that. These huts are not meant to be permanent. The soil is too shitty to grow sustainable crops so they move every so often.
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#108 - grovesimus (11/28/2015) [-]
Being under the threat of desertification and clay soils does mean yields much worse than up here north, not to mention their lack of pest defence.
#42 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
I was actually thinking "damn, that's a pretty decent hut". They could probably benefit from clay shingles instead of hay roofing, but one step at a time, I suppose.
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#82 - bobtombobbob (11/27/2015) [-]
Also those roofs use clay dirt sticks.. many many many things..
Imagine if a beaver built a roof.
And that beaver had a very high IQ
#70 - sonicsyndicate (11/27/2015) [-]
It's been 500 years mate they need to start running
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#53 - rakaka (11/27/2015) [-]
clay might not be an option there. Shingles are also not ideal for round huts like that and are better for square domiciles
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#125 - bobtombobbob (11/28/2015) [-]
I haven't seen an A frame building in years..
Most buildings have valleys and many not straight things
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#80 - bobtombobbob (11/27/2015) [-]
You can put shingles on a round roof
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#72 - viscerys (11/27/2015) [-]
Would it not be better to build square homes then? I dunno, then they can use the hay to feed livestock or something.
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#77 - thegoblingamer (11/27/2015) [-]
I was gonna make a lame "corners blablabla 90 degrees blablabla" but it was really lame so I stopped. Instead I've decided on just telling you the materials for the joke instead. Feels less lame.
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#95 - nywrestler (11/28/2015) [-]
I put the joke together in my head and I enjoyed it.
#78 - viscerys (11/27/2015) [-]
I don't think you're lame bb <3
#59 - internetnick (11/27/2015) [-]
Private domiciles?
#115 - gobble it up dude...happy turkey day to you too! 11/26/2015 on nagasadow's profile 0
#47 - 6:37 AM Friday, November 27, 2015 (PST) Sunrise in San… 11/26/2015 on November +1
#1 - i got you. 11/25/2015 on Reposts +2
#1 - its not like yer gonna be out here sellin this **** ! 11/25/2015 on US-dawg +2
#1 - Picture 11/25/2015 on Booty had wolf like +4
#1 - "its ok..act cool..i didnt even like that cellphone" 11/25/2015 on Lemme just take your picture.. +19
#2 - i dont mind it gettin dark early..i just hate wakin up at 6am …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/25/2015 on November +81
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#46 - clechyl (11/26/2015) [-]
Where the fuck do you live that the sun goes up before 7 am in november?
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#47 - whatdoyawant (11/26/2015) [-]
6:37 AM
Friday, November 27, 2015 (PST)
Sunrise in Santa Monica, CA
#40 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
where I live it's dark until like 10am so when you wake up in the middle of the night you panic because you have no idea if you overslept or if it's like 3am
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#32 - kingdaniel (11/26/2015) [-]
Wut? when I wake up it's dark as fuck. When I come back from school it's also dark as fuck.

Where are you from?
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#6 - putinlover (11/25/2015) [-]
I love when i cant sleep/ am intrigued by something so i stay up late in my bed. Getting to see the sun rising is amazing. then again, not being able to sleep leads to me being intrigued by something
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#3 - afaik (11/25/2015) [-]
I remember myself quite enjoying polar nights back when I was a kid.

My father: Can you go to sleep already?
5 years old me: But the sun is shining. I'm not tired!
My father: It's three in the fucking morning. Go sleep already!

I eventually just shut off on the couch watching TV.

Oh man... polar nights... I miss being a kid.
#1 - look at all the pucks she gives 11/25/2015 on collecting +7
#1 - but what happened to the bunny!?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2015 on damson +102
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#16 - redtooth (11/26/2015) [-]
You can see it hopping away in the blue hat in the row before last
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#17 - kamehameleon (11/26/2015) [-]
No, be put his hand in the orange one to push the blue one off the cliff
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#18 - redtooth (11/26/2015) [-]
oh, yeah, good point.

then probably bunny is kill
#4 - bunner (11/26/2015) [-]
Don't worry about it
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#5 - tapberry (11/26/2015) [-]
weed is drug for fag
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#6 - bunner (11/26/2015) [-]
Is not weed
IS carrot
419 smoke plant
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#2 - thevaulthunter (11/25/2015) [-]
It's on the table eating a carrot
#1 - its probably just her side attic nerve 11/25/2015 on Oh, Black Twitter +3
#3 - Picture 11/25/2015 on You always need to have a... +84
#2 - i'll give you the finger. 11/25/2015 on how'd he do that!? +36
#1 - naw.. theres always some asshole in there getting hammered. 11/25/2015 on Getting shitfaced +5
#107 - pwomise?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on fa/tv/irgins talk about Sasha +2
#115 - tarabostes (11/25/2015) [-]
Y-You don't look like the first pic...
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#1 - you should really suprise her and make whatever  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on Care +5
#2 - newdevyx (11/25/2015) [-]
#5 - Picture 11/24/2015 on lewd +2
#3 - post the video in **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on lewd +1
#4 - elvoz (11/24/2015) [-]
W-w-... what video?
#5 - whatdoyawant (11/24/2015) [-]
#1 - yep..its probably someones fetish.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2015 on lewd +6
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#2 - elvoz (11/24/2015) [-]
Perhaps I should've posted this in NSFW then.
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#3 - whatdoyawant (11/24/2015) [-]
post the video in nsfw.
#4 - elvoz (11/24/2015) [-]
W-w-... what video?
#5 - whatdoyawant (11/24/2015) [-]
#3 - pen? 11/24/2015 on pen 0
#2 - so who is this alfonso guy?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2015 on Carlton Advice +81
#7 - klick (11/24/2015) [-]
He's the guy who hosts America's Funniest home videos
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#15 - frenzyhero (11/24/2015) [-]
NO
NO
It's always going to be Tom Bergeron to me
#16 - angelisk (11/24/2015) [-]
You're cute
#11 - she oozes with..um..brilliance  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2015 on fa/tv/irgins talk about Sasha +333
#92 - tarabostes (11/24/2015) [-]
Oh I'd ooze something on you ;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))
#107 - whatdoyawant (11/24/2015) [-]
pwomise?
#115 - tarabostes (11/25/2015) [-]
Y-You don't look like the first pic...
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#98 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
what do I want? A piece of that ass.
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#100 to #98 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
if you insist. come and get it big boy.
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#117 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
I'VE BEEN CHEATED FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!
BTW Why do you always talk to me for a few replies then completely ignore me?
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#101 to #100 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
The things I do for sex.
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#102 to #101 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
atleast you get some right? now chop chop, i aint got all day.
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#103 to #102 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
If you say so Boss.
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#104 to #103 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i hope the shame is all you leave with.
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#105 to #104 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
No can do darling, I have none. Call me x.
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#106 to #105 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
im callin...why aint you answering?!
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#107 to #106 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
cause you ain't got my number bby.
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#108 to #107 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
i do have yer number...and yer paychecks. hope it was worth it.
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#109 to #108 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Jokes on you I'm poor.
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#110 to #109 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
try poorer..its ok my love...i'll only take what i need. everything.
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#111 to #110 - goldendarknessx (11/23/2015) [-]
Can take **** from me we were never married hoe.
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#112 to #111 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
marriage?! homie dat ***** for fags..maury already done said you da baby daddy..see you in court bitch.
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#114 to #113 - whatdoyawant (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
never forget me.
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User avatar #95 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
what do i want? friends
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User avatar #118 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cum is alright too?
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#96 to #95 - whatdoyawant (11/19/2015) [-]
you got one.
you got one.
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User avatar #92 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

jk
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User avatar #119 to #92 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
To get a coloured name
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#89 - interfan (11/05/2015) [-]
Chivas campeonas de la Copa MX!!!!
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#90 to #89 - whatdoyawant (11/05/2015) [-]
haha..hey!! after 9 years of nothing...i'll take the copa mx!

yer Xolas de tijuana will do better with miguel herrera.
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User avatar #87 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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User avatar #121 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the featues champ!
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User avatar #84 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for posting so much good content ;)
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User avatar #120 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
;)
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User avatar #85 to #84 - whatdoyawant (10/25/2015) [-]
chu got it meng!
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User avatar #75 - xXJoMoMoXx (10/12/2015) [-]
CD Guadalajara sucks
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#88 to #75 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Mamón
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User avatar #74 - agreatusername (10/09/2015) [-]
Sticky my comment please?
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User avatar #91 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
WHATDOYAWANT
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#51 - killersam (09/15/2015) [-]
que haces cabron no sabes que es falta de respeto a contestar a tu papa. no seas pendejo, si las chivas se dan por vencidos porque teine los colres de francia los mas corbardes del mundo. lo que te salva es los dorados pero el proximo año que venga los rayos de necaxa. esos si pelean no como los putos de guadalamierda.
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User avatar #50 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
Leeeeeeeón!
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User avatar #52 to #49 - kevtheg (09/25/2015) [-]
not like it's any better...
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#61 to #52 - killersam (10/01/2015) [-]
yeah cause 12 championship is less than 11. and atleast we never let pumas beat us for the title. remember that putitos. GOYA GOYA CACHUN CACHUN RARA CACHUN CACHUN RARA GOYA UNIVESIDAD. at least american can win against pumas and have a clean match not like with chivas who got the mexican neymar scores like champ falls like a bitch and imtalking about omar bravo not the whole team.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - whatdoyawant (10/01/2015) [-]
dude make up yer mind are you a gatita or a wila?
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#68 to #62 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
los dos puto porque mis colores son azteca azul y oro, azul y crema. no como tu con los colores de francia, colores putos.
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User avatar #70 to #68 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
its cool...you should have 2 teams cause both dont amount to 1.
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#83 to #48 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
You eat ass
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#66 to #47 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
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Killersam we found your mom, bitch
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User avatar #67 to #66 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
who the **** are you show yourself pussy.
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User avatar #72 to #67 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
who gives a **** who anon is...yer mom will forever be yer mom.

and chivas will forever be yer father!
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#53 to #46 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Pinche puto
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#69 to #53 - killersam (10/04/2015) [-]
you need some
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User avatar #71 to #69 - whatdoyawant (10/04/2015) [-]
naw..my chivas played a good game..ganan por un puto penal.
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User avatar #37 - interfan (09/12/2015) [-]
Nice Chivas avatar
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User avatar #38 to #37 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
thanks amigo!
inter milan?
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#39 to #38 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
Hahaha noo actually I'm a fan of a band named Interpol and thats where I got it
I'm more of a Juventus fan
And talking mexican teams I do root for Chivas but also Tijuana
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User avatar #54 to #39 - nagasadow (09/29/2015) [-]
Ever seen Interpol live? do it if you can they sound great
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#58 to #54 - interfan (09/29/2015) [-]
Man I wish I could see them, I love Paul Banks and his older stuff, not so much a fan of El Pintor and most of OLTA, but I would die to see them play some old songs live
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#40 to #39 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
im sure you saw tijuas hand chivas their ass this past friday saw it comin
i so wanted juventus to beat barcelona in the champions league
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#41 to #40 - interfan (09/14/2015) [-]
HJahah yeah of course I saw it! I actually thought it was going to be a draw cause, we don't look too good either hahaha, good luck with el decenso, though! Glad we won but sad to have taken our victory from Chivas
One thing is for sure: Que chingue a su madre el America!

Oh boy I'm a big Barcelona fan, I like Barca more than Juventus, both are my favorites from their respective leagues, I wanted Barca to win over them just to piss off the Madrid fans, and win the treble ahahaha, and we did! Based Lio Messi and Team

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#42 to #41 - whatdoyawant (09/14/2015) [-]
you got that right amigo!
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#59 to #42 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
joto
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