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Consoles Owned: xbox 360,
Video Games Played: skyrim, minecraft, assassins creed,
X-box Gamertag: lucabaduca97
Interests: airsoft
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:12/08/2014
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#55 - ******* NEVER 10/25/2012 on Psy did an AMA on reddit +8
#130 - What in God's name did you utter, puking beetle-headed scullio…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2012 on PETA +14
#140 - danielscqro (10/14/2012) [-]
What in the Lord's name hast thou accused me of, you mangy cur? I take it upon myself to inform thee I completed mine service as a Crusader in a position of leadership, and personally spited at the very least three-hundred moslems upon my lance alone. I was taught powerful forms of combat in strange lands beyond Egypt by immensely hairy blacks and I be the greatest knight in all of Britannia! Thou art nothing to me but another knave to be stuck down. I shall remove thee from the King's lands with skill none hath ever witnessed in all of God's creation, mark my blasted words. Thou believe you may escape unharmed after uttering such vile phrases to me via magical pigeon? Ye may wish to rethink, oaf. As we converse, I am calling upon my network of allies all across Britain, and your coat of arms is being delivered to me at this very moment, so it would be best for your continued survival if you prepared for the firestorm to be delivered to your doorstep, worm. The sort of firestorm that would decimate the insignificant, worthless thing thee refers to as your life. Thou art as dead, child. I am capable of relocating mineself anywhere, anytime, and I am well versed in more than seven hundred different forms of killing, and that be with mere fisticuffs. Not only am I gargantuanly trained in such modes of combat, but I additionally am permmitted access to the entirety of our liege the King's armies and am sure to make full use of it to remove your stain upon our great nation, thou filthy pig. If only thee had the sense to fathom what hellfire thine witty remark would surely bring upon you, and now thee will feel the retribution, you damnable fool. I will deficate divine fury upon you and thou will drown in it. Ye be doomed, peasant.
User avatar #135 - relaxx (10/14/2012) [-]
What is the source of the original version of this? Like where did it all tart?
User avatar #136 - danielscqro (10/14/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #142 - relaxx (10/14/2012) [-]
i mean whats it from ? lol
User avatar #143 - danielscqro (10/14/2012) [-]
that's the original someone on /b/ or /k/ came up with it
#2 - Comment deleted 10/14/2012 on my friend and his date to... 0
#34 - new born belly button i fliped **** when… 10/13/2012 on Mancifier +1
#270 - i laughed at this and im american i find this funny … 10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon +3
#43 - this^^^ 10/11/2012 on Art These Days +5
#37 - mfw  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on What if.. 0
User avatar #39 - lolwatthe (10/05/2012) [-]
That's what the Angels say.
#36 - hi 10/04/2012 on How I Poop In School +1
#10 - i win  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on I don't even know. +1
User avatar #17 - moseph (10/04/2012) [-]
Literally watching this episode right now on iPlayer
#153 - Picture 10/04/2012 on best show +12
#102 - its how the audio spikes and volume and pitch changes it shows…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on The truth about Lavender Town +1
User avatar #119 - spartusee (10/04/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence
#95 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on The truth about Lavender Town +14
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#16 - Picture 09/30/2012 on Magical adventures in... +6
#20 - yeah its near toledo  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on /fit/ humor 0
User avatar #21 - poophaspooped (09/30/2012) [-]
ah okay, well cool man
#17 - delta near waseon and swanton  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2012 on /fit/ humor 0
User avatar #18 - poophaspooped (09/30/2012) [-]
ha I have never heard of any of those cities
I'm in Columbus
small town I'm guessing?
User avatar #20 - whamaclabam (09/30/2012) [-]
yeah its near toledo
User avatar #21 - poophaspooped (09/30/2012) [-]
ah okay, well cool man
#14 - cool northwest here  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2012 on /fit/ humor +1
User avatar #15 - poophaspooped (09/30/2012) [-]
what city?
User avatar #17 - whamaclabam (09/30/2012) [-]
delta near waseon and swanton
User avatar #18 - poophaspooped (09/30/2012) [-]
ha I have never heard of any of those cities
I'm in Columbus
small town I'm guessing?
User avatar #20 - whamaclabam (09/30/2012) [-]
yeah its near toledo
User avatar #21 - poophaspooped (09/30/2012) [-]
ah okay, well cool man
#229 - mfw when this has downvotes 09/30/2012 on Caterpillar feets c: 0
#149 - here is a better one 09/28/2012 on Will Smith +6
#216 - huglumon 09/28/2012 on Digimon name +1
#3 - yeah desc. what comment 1 said 09/26/2012 on Hey Reed 0
#205 - its a tactical spork to eat the pudding in his tactical puddin… 09/26/2012 on What Black Ops 2 Will Be Like +3
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on the worst +10
User avatar #69 - tealeaf (09/25/2012) [-]
are you stating that this is a repost or if you are supporting me?
#100 - auughghghgghghghgh i was gunna offer that we play but i guess not 09/23/2012 on Epic Roll 0
#97 - xbox or ps3?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Epic Roll 0
User avatar #98 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Playstation 3. because poor.
User avatar #161 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
Bro add me DingusMcGeeJR i play ps3
User avatar #113 - xfortune (09/23/2012) [-]
Back from TF2, I see.
User avatar #115 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I am, I'm babysitting.
User avatar #116 - xfortune (09/23/2012) [-]
I don't recommend that, it could kill them
User avatar #119 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Her.
User avatar #122 - xfortune (09/23/2012) [-]
Still, sitting on a baby is bad, it doesn't matter whether it is male or female
User avatar #100 - whamaclabam (09/23/2012) [-]
auughghghgghghghgh i was gunna offer that we play but i guess not
#92 - bah yeah me too its just towards the end of round 2 i rea…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Epic Roll 0
User avatar #93 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
For me it doesn't start until zeh puppies come along, in kino that is.

Who wants to Discuss CoD zombies?
User avatar #97 - whamaclabam (09/23/2012) [-]
xbox or ps3?
User avatar #98 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Playstation 3. because poor.
User avatar #161 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
Bro add me DingusMcGeeJR i play ps3
User avatar #113 - xfortune (09/23/2012) [-]
Back from TF2, I see.
User avatar #115 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I am, I'm babysitting.
User avatar #116 - xfortune (09/23/2012) [-]
I don't recommend that, it could kill them
User avatar #119 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Her.
User avatar #122 - xfortune (09/23/2012) [-]
Still, sitting on a baby is bad, it doesn't matter whether it is male or female
User avatar #100 - whamaclabam (09/23/2012) [-]
auughghghgghghghgh i was gunna offer that we play but i guess not
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User avatar #4 - vietnampenguin (08/03/2011) [-]
Since you keep deleting my comments i guess you aren't openly gay huh? :3
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User avatar #5 to #4 - whamaclabam (08/03/2011) [-]
i guess since you got a little girls dancing your openly a pedophile hu
#2 - mythicdusk (08/01/2011) [-]
Hello.

Please ignore Spider Man, he gets excited when I get new friends c:
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