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Date Signed Up:5/09/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#23951
Highest Content Rank:#6259
Highest Comment Rank:#6071
Content Thumbs: 1612 total,  1813 ,  201
Comment Thumbs: 800 total,  982 ,  182
Content Level Progress: 12% (12/100)
Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 179 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 180 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:27306
Times Content Favorited:24 times
Total Comments Made:178
FJ Points:2466

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#302 - If you rob a bank in Norway, one out of two things will happen…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Is this for real?? +18
User avatar #344 - mehturtlesareok (02/06/2013) [-]
>be norwegian
>life is hopeless, can't get a job
>try to rob a bank
>get caught
>sentenced to prison for 5 years
>Turns out prison is just like life on the outside
>work chours in prison every day
>finally get out after 5 years
>no money, no job, no friends
>want to get my life together, but nobody wants to hire an ex convict
>live the rest of my life working shitty job as a kitchen assistant
#588 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
Nope. In prison you would be able to take an education, and/or work to save money for your release.
User avatar #352 - whalehunter (02/06/2013) [-]
Or just rob a bank again. Shoot someone for bonus years in prison.
#3 - The brand new episode 1 of season 19. It aired on BBC2 on mond…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Traffic +36
#99 - padrerebelscumole (01/29/2013) [-]
THERE ARE 19 SEASONS OF THIS PURE MADNESS?
User avatar #92 - cancerousiguana (01/29/2013) [-]
Damn, in America it comes out next Monday (the 4th).
User avatar #114 - finkerrinker (01/29/2013) [-]
Thanks everyone
#32 - Comment deleted 01/06/2013 on Family guy 0
#7 - One of the guys is my class was mailraped earlier this year. H… 12/21/2012 on stfu teacher 0
#7 - Holy **** . Nicki Minaj 12/07/2012 on da fuck is this 0
#2 - Top left says "BØG" which is swedish for faggot. Se…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Oh Poland... +4
User avatar #20 - XxJACKISHERExX (11/28/2012) [-]
no it just says bog which means god and wow some people are faggots and im ashamed of what people think of my country sorry for these type of people guys
User avatar #3 - koksbruder (11/28/2012) [-]
the line wich cuts the o in 2 halfs is just cool writing or something its legit :)
#133 - WRC II. It was a good day. 11/14/2012 on Yis 0
#20 - I must have one! Where does one get such a thing? 11/13/2012 on I can marry people 0
#9 - Took me a while. I guess I am.... Straight as an arrow. 11/01/2012 on What is wrong? +7
#115 - **whalehunter rolled a random image posted in comment #28848… 10/24/2012 on halloween +1
#344 - **whalehunter rolls 850** 10/09/2012 on SCP Survival Game v2 0
#20 - I am talking about the ******* Y-axis, ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Commenting on the Internet 0
#21 - Viggiator (10/08/2012) [-]
Well he still sits on zero, so no matter what axis you're talking about it will still be 0
#5 - He is actually sitting on something making him (if counting fr…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Commenting on the Internet +2
#18 - abachonk (10/08/2012) [-]
Well the 2 and 3 count just because he is actually saying it and giving a minimal fuck.

0 fucks mean no talking about it.
#12 - Viggiator (10/08/2012) [-]
No, the Y-scale is caring, no matter what he is 0 on the X-scale.
#20 - whalehunter (10/08/2012) [-]
I am talking about the fucking Y-axis, dipshit.
#21 - Viggiator (10/08/2012) [-]
Well he still sits on zero, so no matter what axis you're talking about it will still be 0
#377 - **whalehunter rolls 520** 10/03/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse V3 0
#64 - Not true. He is against the multicultural society and feels th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2012 on WIN +5
User avatar #71 - xanjr (08/25/2012) [-]
...and that's not the worst part. I live in Turkey and muslim people brag about themselves with high birth rate. this is an actual quote, one of our politicians said: "european families don't have a lot of child, maybe 1 or 2 or not at all. on the other hand muslim families makes lots of babies in europe. one day islam will conquer europe by this way". yeah that's right, muslims want to conquer europe with their dicks, this is a reality, not an urban legend.
#82 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeh but luckily they also keep going apeshit and killing their own kids for 'honour.'

It'll balance out eventually when the kids realise that Ma and PA are following a hand-me-down religion that is essentially Christianity circa 1200AD (AKA it's 'stab the brown people' phase.)
#82 - friendlytroll is wrong.. Sorry for the fake bomb = Jeg er …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2012 on 'Merica! +41
User avatar #134 - friendlytroll (08/04/2012) [-]
Oh? My bad, I'm so sorry.
User avatar #111 - sirherpderp (08/03/2012) [-]
translation of Whalehunter's translation (for the lols of nonscandinavians): "I'm the greatest hamrider (faggot) and eat sperm with a spoon."

Don't thumb me, thumb him
#105 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
tommelopp
#92 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
Så jævlig bra
#7 - THANKS! I have not laughed this hard in months! 07/27/2012 on Prince Charles Comp. +5
#3 - I can spot a total of 2, two, persons in that image who are ac… 06/05/2012 on Shush 0
#8 - Laughed at the description. Pic related 06/03/2012 on Photoshop diet +4
#5 - Am I the only one who just got a sudden urge to print this and… 05/23/2012 on Seems Legit +7
#13 - Depending on the speed and power of the hydraulics used to fli… 05/20/2012 on Remote controlled rape dungeon +7
#201 - What the **** does this mean? 05/11/2012 on WTF IS THIS MADNESS 0
#23 - I got it right away. Just needed a few seconds to understand j…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Experiment +1
User avatar #25 - perronfan (05/10/2012) [-]
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#34 - perronfan (05/10/2012) [-]
#20 - Looked at it, skipped, thought about it for a while, went back…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Experiment +1
#22 - perronfan (05/10/2012) [-]
that just made my day...its not an easy joke to get
User avatar #23 - whalehunter (05/10/2012) [-]
I got it right away. Just needed a few seconds to understand just how punny it actually was.
Deserves every thumb it gets and more.
User avatar #25 - perronfan (05/10/2012) [-]
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#34 - perronfan (05/10/2012) [-]
#1 - Those are two dogs of the same race. Just saying. 05/10/2012 on Racism +7
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