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Date Signed Up:10/20/2011
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The worst what could happen to you is already happening.
Pain is relative.
Your mind is a most powerful weapon you tend to use against yourself. you are lost when the passion turned into the lust and enthusiasm is into the fanatism. I would rather live for a single day, than be dying for a whole life.
Suffering is when you choose to suffer.

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latest user's comments

#41 - I left this ******* site about 6 months or so, a… 07/29/2013 on Whenever i see Phanact content +1
#60 - Same joke, different pics. 06/20/2013 on Funnyjunk recommendations. 0
#106 - Never stand a chance to upvote that guy. Don't know why. 06/16/2013 on Funnyjunk Milestone 0
#40 - Yeah, ok, I get it. People steal lighters. Sorry, I missed al… 05/26/2013 on jerk.lighter 0
#38 - I guess it's not stealing. 05/26/2013 on jerk.lighter 0
#11 - Suppose I'm just lucky then. 05/26/2013 on jerk.lighter -3
#8 - I need money, should I go and steal them. My point is, the th…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2013 on jerk.lighter -5
#39 - thatguynobodylikes has deleted their comment.
#40 - wertq (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, ok, I get it. People steal lighters. Sorry, I missed all those comments that were saying that.. what a big deal damn it.
#32 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Correction, it's too small and cheap to buy, it's easier to just steal, but thats aside the point, when smoking together people often pocket someone elses lighter with or without noticing sometimes.
User avatar #29 - CactusFantastico (05/26/2013) [-]
the fact that you wouldn't do it doesn't mean everybody else wouldn't too. Fact, people steal lighters.
#26 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Just....Stop talking.
#6 - I do. But why steal.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on jerk.lighter -5
User avatar #54 - newforomador (05/26/2013) [-]
Sometimes if someone asks to borrow your lighter they just put it in their pocket out of habit and nobody realizes until later.
User avatar #21 - missrainbowdash (05/26/2013) [-]
if there's free shit laying around, you don't question it. You thank the lord for your good fortune.
#22 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
But really? A lighter?
#4 - Who the **** steals a lighter?!  [+] (21 new replies) 05/26/2013 on jerk.lighter -53
User avatar #53 - cula (05/26/2013) [-]
friends! mine are always steeling mine so I steal theirs
#50 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Dark people steal lighters
#34 - steavo (05/26/2013) [-]
tsk tsk tsk... maybe you're the asshole scumbag who deserves to have his toes cut off because he steals my goddamn lighters so I have to waste time getting more.
User avatar #33 - maxreuben (05/26/2013) [-]
It isn't really a planned thing... after smoking you are left holding the lighter and so eventually you just forget about the lighter all together and end up putting it someplace natural like a pocket... I try to give it back when I realize I have it
User avatar #38 - wertq (05/26/2013) [-]
I guess it's not stealing.
User avatar #12 - giggleshits (05/26/2013) [-]
stoners...
#9 - hansenthirtysix (05/26/2013) [-]
Dude, everybody gets bic'd. It's a fact of life
User avatar #11 - wertq (05/26/2013) [-]
Suppose I'm just lucky then.
User avatar #7 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/26/2013) [-]
Somebody who needs a lighter, are you stupid or something?
User avatar #8 - wertq (05/26/2013) [-]
I need money, should I go and steal them. My point is, the thing is too small and cheap to steal it.
#39 - thatguynobodylikes has deleted their comment.
#40 - wertq (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, ok, I get it. People steal lighters. Sorry, I missed all those comments that were saying that.. what a big deal damn it.
#32 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Correction, it's too small and cheap to buy, it's easier to just steal, but thats aside the point, when smoking together people often pocket someone elses lighter with or without noticing sometimes.
User avatar #29 - CactusFantastico (05/26/2013) [-]
the fact that you wouldn't do it doesn't mean everybody else wouldn't too. Fact, people steal lighters.
#26 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Just....Stop talking.
#5 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
you don't go to parties don't you..
#41 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
you don't do grammar don't you..
User avatar #6 - wertq (05/26/2013) [-]
I do. But why steal.
User avatar #54 - newforomador (05/26/2013) [-]
Sometimes if someone asks to borrow your lighter they just put it in their pocket out of habit and nobody realizes until later.
User avatar #21 - missrainbowdash (05/26/2013) [-]
if there's free shit laying around, you don't question it. You thank the lord for your good fortune.
#22 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
But really? A lighter?
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#234 - wertq (01/11/2013) [-]
**wertq rolled a random image posted in comment #320 at How To Handle Kiss Cam **
User avatar #226 - wertq (12/21/2012) [-]
**wertq rolls 595,926,305**
User avatar #222 - Marker ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Is your profile pic of who I think it is?
User avatar #223 to #222 - wertq (12/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, DaKurlzz
User avatar #224 to #223 - Marker ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
When he actually is given the chance, he's pretty good at singing.
User avatar #225 to #224 - wertq (12/21/2012) [-]
Couldn't agree more
User avatar #219 - phanact (12/09/2012) [-]
I work.
Like 7 hrs a day

I just comment very fast
User avatar #217 - wertq (12/01/2012) [-]
**wertq rolls 694,381,635**
User avatar #216 - wertq (11/28/2012) [-]
**wertq rolls 19**
User avatar #214 - bluemeatmballs (11/18/2012) [-]
if you look down at your comment on your profile you did say mabey another time so could i please have some of you fj points for you do not need them?
User avatar #210 - mrspartanman (11/13/2012) [-]
You made my day with those fifa gifs. Thanks.
User avatar #211 to #210 - wertq (11/13/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #208 - thecollector (11/11/2012) [-]
dude are your points for sale?
User avatar #199 - hardtuner (11/06/2012) [-]
hey, long time no see, how is it going?
User avatar #200 to #199 - wertq (11/06/2012) [-]
Well, **** happend, then good things happend, then **** agein, then good things (Just a few of them), then **** again. A lot of it. Somehow, I'm here.. I really have nothing to add. I'm kinda on holidays right now. Passing exams. Well, mostly failing them=). So, I decided to visit funnyjunk.
User avatar #201 to #200 - hardtuner (11/06/2012) [-]
i hope it will go all right soon and **** . have a nice day bro.
User avatar #202 to #201 - wertq (11/06/2012) [-]
Thanks! But I guess it's gonna be a nice night, since it's 2AM
User avatar #203 to #202 - hardtuner (11/06/2012) [-]
it's almost 1AM for me but i don't wanna sleep. youtube is where it's at.
User avatar #204 to #203 - wertq (11/06/2012) [-]
Well, yea, youtube is cool. I don't know, I would rather read some book than watch a movie.. Videos.. Is there something interesting on youtube?
User avatar #205 to #204 - hardtuner (11/07/2012) [-]
watching some guy playing prince of persia sands of time. i am too bored to do something else.
User avatar #206 to #205 - wertq (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh well, good luck you with that one.
User avatar #207 to #206 - hardtuner (11/07/2012) [-]
thanks, you too with what yer doing.
User avatar #181 - bluemeatmballs (10/27/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
User avatar #182 to #181 - wertq (11/03/2012) [-]
What the **** do you need those points for, anyways?
User avatar #183 to #182 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
there used by items collectors to open mystery boxes that give you chests but they have no point if you do not collect items
User avatar #184 to #183 - wertq (11/04/2012) [-]
What for?
User avatar #185 to #184 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
basiclly you collect items and these items can be crafted into other items that are better than your normall items. there are many things you can collect including mystery boxes and in order to open these mystery boxes you need fj points. from these mystery boxes you get chests which give you random items. for you do not collect items you do not need these points for thaty is there only use
User avatar #186 to #185 - wertq (11/04/2012) [-]
No, you didn't understand me. Why do you need items in general? How will they help you in your life? Like, they won't help you to get a degree. Or a good job.
User avatar #187 to #186 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
well some very sad people actully buy items for real money but ye i know its just something fun so can i or can i not have your points and if not can i have your items then?
User avatar #188 to #187 - wertq (11/04/2012) [-]
Dude. You have like M's of points. I want to keep my items so I remember how much time I spent on them. Because it was a mistake.
User avatar #189 to #188 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
not even a small dontaion weather its like 5k or 50k?
User avatar #190 to #189 - wertq (11/04/2012) [-]
Dude. Do you play Borderlands 2?
User avatar #191 to #190 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
no sorry why?
User avatar #192 to #191 - wertq (11/04/2012) [-]
Oh. just asking. Happen to see some Jenovah Vitnesses lately?
User avatar #194 to #193 - wertq (11/04/2012) [-]
Ok, just send me a 50k worth item request.
User avatar #195 to #194 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
can i offer you 4 50k items for 150k points?
User avatar #196 to #195 - wertq (11/04/2012) [-]
No, I don't want, sorry. Maybe some other time.
User avatar #198 to #196 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
sorry to bother you again but i really need those points what if i give you an item worth 1million points(fj crossbow) for your 150,000 fj points
User avatar #197 to #196 - bluemeatmballs (11/04/2012) [-]
alright cheers anyway
#177 - wickkles ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Hokey...
User avatar #173 - goldenpotato (09/13/2012) [-]
Where have been, dude?
User avatar #175 to #173 - goldenpotato (09/14/2012) [-]
I feel you, FJ is infested with newfags and ********* , starting to get on my nerves as well.

Well, at least you're not wasting your time here when you have better things to do.
User avatar #176 to #175 - wertq (09/17/2012) [-]
Indeed. I went into reading. I don't know, for the last 3 month I've been going here, every ******* time I saw words "funnyjunk" I asked myself "what the **** are you doing with your life?"
User avatar #178 to #176 - goldenpotato (09/18/2012) [-]
It is kind of a waste, there is nothing interesting posted and, well you can find something more fun to do.
User avatar #174 to #173 - wertq (09/14/2012) [-]
I have university on my back, plus funnyjunk annoys me a lot by now. Sad, but true
User avatar #169 - lambofgodftw (08/06/2012) [-]
the raccoon thing was flagged
User avatar #170 to #169 - wertq (08/06/2012) [-]
Thanks anyways.. I think I could find it myself.
User avatar #171 to #170 - lambofgodftw (08/06/2012) [-]
i could post it on the random boaRD AND LINK YOU TO IT
User avatar #172 to #171 - wertq (08/06/2012) [-]
Nice idea!
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#167 - wertq (08/02/2012) [-]
Imroved it.
#165 - anonymous (07/31/2012) [-]
**** ****** , you from hk?
User avatar #166 to #165 - wertq (07/31/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #160 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
dat profile picture
#151 - userq (07/11/2012) [-]
Here ya go! (last one)
User avatar #148 - kunir (07/09/2012) [-]
Hey Wertq, as promissed a list of bands of which I want you to tell what you think of them:
Alestorm (good songs are Keelhaulled, No Quarter, The Sunk'n Norwegian
Celldweller (Switchback, The Last Firstborn, Frozen, Own Little World)
Disturbed (Prayer, Indestructible, Inside the Fire, Down With the Sickness)
Eluveitie (Everything Remains, Thousandfold, Inis Mona, Havoc, Helvetios)
Firewind (Allegiance)
Five Finger Death Punch (only good song by them is Under and Over it tbh)
Focus (Hocus Pocus, again their only awesome song)
HellYeah (HellYeah, Cowboy Way, Hell of a Time, Stampede, Better Man)
Iced Earth
Judas Priest (Painkiller, Living After Midnight, Breaking the Law)
KoRn (Blind, Twisted Transistor, Ya'll Want a Single)
Korpiklaani (Beer Beer, Vodka, Happy Little Boozer)
Lamb Of God (Redneck)
Mudvayne (Dig)
Mygrain (Plastic, W.I.F., Hollowgram, Into the Parallel Universe)
Pantera (Cowboys From Hell, Domination, 5 Minutes Allone, I'm Broken, Goddamn Electric
Rammstein (Mein Herz Brennt, Feuer Frei, Sonne, Asche zu Asche)
Sepultura (Roots Bloody Roots, Arise, Border Wars, Inner Self)
Slipknot (Disasterpiece, (SIC), Spit It Out, Duality, The Blister Exists, Before I Forget)
Soilwork (Figure Number Five, Light The Torch, As We Speak, Follow the Hollow, Rejection role)
Sybreed (Emma-O, Permafrost, Nomenklatura, I am Ultraviolence)
Tenacious D (Practacly anything ;)
Three Days Grace (the whole One-X album)
Volbeat (Still Counting and Sad Man's Tongue)
User avatar #149 to #241 - kunir (07/09/2012) [-]
This would be enough for now I think, right?
Please Let me Know what you think of each and every band, I got a lot more where that came from ;)

O and the song that plays with that robot unicorn version you linked to in you content is Erasure - Always

Are you feeling any better, or still ill?
User avatar #150 to #242 - wertq (07/09/2012) [-]
Heeell!! Thank you so much! Yea, I feel better, even started jogging! Woah! this is that song! Thaanks.. Ok, I'll try those bands.. But.. really, you don't have to do all this.
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