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Date Signed Up:7/10/2011
Last Login:9/18/2014
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#6 - He learned when I was being taught. We grew up together. Best …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Cat prank 0
#7 - chillster (09/04/2014) [-]
naww...thats awesome. my pair just turned 1. they go to the toilet outside but if they need it at night they still use the litter tray :/
#80 - C never states how long it would last. Could last a minute, co…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Which would you choose? +1
User avatar #82 - unfairlybanned (09/03/2014) [-]
This explanation makes more sense than anything else ever.
#81 - ironthrush (09/03/2014) [-]
You're smart. There needs to be more people like you. May you find many mates in your lifetime.
User avatar #83 - wertologist (09/04/2014) [-]
That just requires me to go outside. I'm a narcissist. I think I'm pretty damn good looking (I'm told I look exactly like Kevin Ryman, but little younger). I get flirted with a lot when I go out and at my last job I pretty much made every girl getting off the planes blush. Sucks being anti-social and having nothing to do in my immediate area.
User avatar #84 - ironthrush (09/04/2014) [-]
I lived in a rural area with my nearest friend being 15 minutes away by foot through woods, I have a girl who is absolutely obsessed with me, and I've been called an 8.5/10 consistently by anyone who's ever rated me yet I've developed a social anxiety disorder so I know how you feel.
User avatar #85 - wertologist (09/04/2014) [-]
I've had a few stalkers over the years. Damn anti social tendencies.
User avatar #86 - ironthrush (09/04/2014) [-]
Mine's an advanced stalker. Even her mother thinks I should get with her.
User avatar #87 - wertologist (09/04/2014) [-]
Don't date stalkers. Bad idea. I regret doing it. Bitch cheated on me with my homeless drug dealing friend and used my best friend to drive them around.
User avatar #88 - ironthrush (09/04/2014) [-]
Don't screw your stalker either. Bad idea. Did that once and NEVER AGAIN.
#10 - I tried to get into it, but the levels seemed kind of linear i… 09/03/2014 on How to describe Rosalina 0
#34 - Maybe he was feeding the snake to the rat. 09/03/2014 on Well, shit. 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Superman 3 +103
#8 - schnitzelwagen (09/03/2014) [-]
I love to imagine that whenever them Superheroes have talks, Batman brings up that his parents are dead, in every single conversation.
#35 - lolzordz (09/04/2014) [-]
DEAAAD
#11 - playerdous (09/03/2014) [-]
They make the best jokes.
#2 - Stopped using kitty litter years ago. My cat goes outside or i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Cat prank +2
#5 - chillster (09/03/2014) [-]
how does one go about teaching a cat to use the toilet? like dat shits sick
User avatar #6 - wertologist (09/04/2014) [-]
He learned when I was being taught. We grew up together. Best damn cat in the world in my eyes.
#7 - chillster (09/04/2014) [-]
naww...thats awesome. my pair just turned 1. they go to the toilet outside but if they need it at night they still use the litter tray :/
#73 - I'm gonna have to say B and A. You never said choose one .  [+] (10 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Which would you choose? +3
#78 - ironthrush (09/03/2014) [-]
Yet you leave out c when, by your logic, you could choose all 3?
User avatar #80 - wertologist (09/03/2014) [-]
C never states how long it would last. Could last a minute, could last forever. Without a given time frame it would be assumed it wasn't infinite and thus war would once again rise up. Plus, I believe we will run into a population problem with the way we are going. No wars would speed up that issue. If I happen to get stuck in said wars, I'd live because of B and if captured I could escape easily with A. Fuck C.
User avatar #82 - unfairlybanned (09/03/2014) [-]
This explanation makes more sense than anything else ever.
#81 - ironthrush (09/03/2014) [-]
You're smart. There needs to be more people like you. May you find many mates in your lifetime.
User avatar #83 - wertologist (09/04/2014) [-]
That just requires me to go outside. I'm a narcissist. I think I'm pretty damn good looking (I'm told I look exactly like Kevin Ryman, but little younger). I get flirted with a lot when I go out and at my last job I pretty much made every girl getting off the planes blush. Sucks being anti-social and having nothing to do in my immediate area.
User avatar #84 - ironthrush (09/04/2014) [-]
I lived in a rural area with my nearest friend being 15 minutes away by foot through woods, I have a girl who is absolutely obsessed with me, and I've been called an 8.5/10 consistently by anyone who's ever rated me yet I've developed a social anxiety disorder so I know how you feel.
User avatar #85 - wertologist (09/04/2014) [-]
I've had a few stalkers over the years. Damn anti social tendencies.
User avatar #86 - ironthrush (09/04/2014) [-]
Mine's an advanced stalker. Even her mother thinks I should get with her.
User avatar #87 - wertologist (09/04/2014) [-]
Don't date stalkers. Bad idea. I regret doing it. Bitch cheated on me with my homeless drug dealing friend and used my best friend to drive them around.
User avatar #88 - ironthrush (09/04/2014) [-]
Don't screw your stalker either. Bad idea. Did that once and NEVER AGAIN.
#6 - I didn't like galaxy. I didn't like how the physics played out…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on How to describe Rosalina 0
User avatar #35 - saiyajinwarrior (09/03/2014) [-]
Reported for having a different opinion than me.
#9 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
That's a respectable opinion, though I personally like those games as well as the first super mario galaxy
User avatar #10 - wertologist (09/03/2014) [-]
I tried to get into it, but the levels seemed kind of linear in some areas.
#29 - Picture 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +3
#15 - I knew it 09/03/2014 on So Close 0
#15 - Don't worry, I bet it will be an accident. It will probably be…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on God dammit, Colin 0
#25 - kiaserzerg (09/03/2014) [-]
FUCK THAT, HE DROPS NUKES ON YOU LIKE ITS ON CLEARANCE!
#13 - You will be killed by a pacifist. Good job.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on God dammit, Colin 0
#14 - junkk (09/03/2014) [-]
So it is a stupid way to die.
User avatar #15 - wertologist (09/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I bet it will be an accident. It will probably be him eating your brains. Zombies don't know shit from their past live (excluding Bub) and it will be therefore and accident.
#25 - kiaserzerg (09/03/2014) [-]
FUCK THAT, HE DROPS NUKES ON YOU LIKE ITS ON CLEARANCE!
#230 - Hell, I still picture it that way. 09/03/2014 on revenge of the cis +4
#32 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Unsocial Korra 2 0
#8 - I have a theory that if you wear a costume when you walk down … 09/02/2014 on Victim blaming 0
#103 - I thought a fedorafag was just a plain old asshole with a fedora. 09/02/2014 on Hats 0
#33 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Archer Facts & Trivia: 2 +5
#129 - I think the biggest problem of Fable 3 was that it just wasn't… 09/02/2014 on Fable III 0
#65 - That....that's a nice save  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Pikachus dream +1
#66 - assassindash (09/01/2014) [-]
Shamelessly stolen from comment #43
#67 - assassindash (09/01/2014) [-]
Didn't see it was a two parter in order to get more thumbs.
#443 - I could use a new mouse. I'm stuck with a piece of ****… 09/01/2014 on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
#8 - They seemed like asses to me. It's one thing to be cocky, and … 09/01/2014 on This wasn't on the news +9
#3 - How I read it: "We can beat anyone....... as long as …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on This wasn't on the news +147
User avatar #12 - katarinaismywaifu (09/01/2014) [-]
My gym teacher was rank 900 and was like the best dude out of 3 states. So 200 is still pretty good. You can become a tennis coach and make bank with a rank of 200.
User avatar #4 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, they'd have looked like idiots if they said anyone and lost, so they restricted it. And still lost. And still looked like idiots.
User avatar #8 - wertologist (09/01/2014) [-]
They seemed like asses to me. It's one thing to be cocky, and another to act better than others when you play in a lower league. Just my opinion. It's like a 6th grader saying he's smarter than anyone as long as they're in grade 4 or below.
#59 - He died then and there. The creators even said he died there. 08/31/2014 on "It's a kid's show" +1
#3 - I was always surprised how none of the enemies were killed whe… 08/31/2014 on world's greatest detective +3
#44 - By the time I actually find a trader who is selling a hunting … 08/30/2014 on No thanks 0
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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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