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#8 - They seemed like asses to me. It's one thing to be cocky, and … 09/01/2014 on This wasn't on the news +9
#3 - How I read it: "We can beat anyone....... as long as …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on This wasn't on the news +147
User avatar #12 - katarinaismywaifu (09/01/2014) [-]
My gym teacher was rank 900 and was like the best dude out of 3 states. So 200 is still pretty good. You can become a tennis coach and make bank with a rank of 200.
User avatar #4 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, they'd have looked like idiots if they said anyone and lost, so they restricted it. And still lost. And still looked like idiots.
User avatar #8 - wertologist (09/01/2014) [-]
They seemed like asses to me. It's one thing to be cocky, and another to act better than others when you play in a lower league. Just my opinion. It's like a 6th grader saying he's smarter than anyone as long as they're in grade 4 or below.
#59 - He died then and there. The creators even said he died there. 08/31/2014 on "It's a kid's show" +1
#3 - I was always surprised how none of the enemies were killed whe… 08/31/2014 on world's greatest detective +3
#44 - By the time I actually find a trader who is selling a hunting … 08/30/2014 on No thanks 0
#38 - That's the Fable Anniversary. I was talking about 3. Anniversa… 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! 0
#23 - Just did a search again and it's not showing up. Only 3 fable … 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! 0
#22 - When? I searched it and it didn't show up.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! 0
#31 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
From Lionhead Website: Fully re-mastered with HD visuals and audio, Fable Anniversary is a stunning rendition of the original game that will delight faithful fans and new players alike!
Steam: Available: 12 September 2014
This game will unlock in approximately 2 weeks, and 5 hours
User avatar #38 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
That's the Fable Anniversary. I was talking about 3. Anniversary is already out for consoles.
#16 - You really should get TLC. It's essentially the same as the ba… 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! 0
#14 - Fable 1. TLC, and Fable 2 were good. They died when they did F…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! 0
#15 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
I enjoyed the first two but at the same time, I didn't have as much fun with the second one. I never actually played the 'Lost Chapters' because I had the first one on Xbox and didn't bother getting the DLC.

I think I recall 3 being the one that has a... 'final' boss battle being... Well... You know...

A one hit kill...

That was super disappointing.

Still, I dunno. I don't feel like they're much of Lionhead anymore. The people who made Black and White, at least, must have fell off completely since there hasn't been quality like that since then.
User avatar #16 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
You really should get TLC. It's essentially the same as the base game, but adds more to the main story (although not that much), more side quests, and more weapons and armor (including Archons Battle armor which looks like silver plate mail). Would recommend getting it.
#12 - Would make sense, but I'd be surprised since they never made 2…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! 0
#17 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Fable 3 did come out on the pc i know it is in my steam list
User avatar #23 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Just did a search again and it's not showing up. Only 3 fable 3 things. 2 trailers and a documentary.
User avatar #22 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
When? I searched it and it didn't show up.
#31 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
From Lionhead Website: Fully re-mastered with HD visuals and audio, Fable Anniversary is a stunning rendition of the original game that will delight faithful fans and new players alike!
Steam: Available: 12 September 2014
This game will unlock in approximately 2 weeks, and 5 hours
User avatar #38 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
That's the Fable Anniversary. I was talking about 3. Anniversary is already out for consoles.
#13 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
It's on the Steam store right now, saying it will come out next month. That's where I got my information.

Dunno, though. Lionhead kind of died off after the first game and Black and White 1.
User avatar #14 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Fable 1. TLC, and Fable 2 were good. They died when they did Fable 3. That shit was horrible and had practically nothing to do with fable (gameplay wise)
#15 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
I enjoyed the first two but at the same time, I didn't have as much fun with the second one. I never actually played the 'Lost Chapters' because I had the first one on Xbox and didn't bother getting the DLC.

I think I recall 3 being the one that has a... 'final' boss battle being... Well... You know...

A one hit kill...

That was super disappointing.

Still, I dunno. I don't feel like they're much of Lionhead anymore. The people who made Black and White, at least, must have fell off completely since there hasn't been quality like that since then.
User avatar #16 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
You really should get TLC. It's essentially the same as the base game, but adds more to the main story (although not that much), more side quests, and more weapons and armor (including Archons Battle armor which looks like silver plate mail). Would recommend getting it.
#10 - Pretty sure that's what I'm talking about. The dragon boss thi…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! +1
#11 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
Hm, really? Must just be coming out for the 'PC' version next month, then.
User avatar #12 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Would make sense, but I'd be surprised since they never made 2 or 3 for PC.... Weird enough, you can find Fable 3 trailers if you search it on steam, but they never made the PC port.
#17 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Fable 3 did come out on the pc i know it is in my steam list
User avatar #23 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Just did a search again and it's not showing up. Only 3 fable 3 things. 2 trailers and a documentary.
User avatar #22 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
When? I searched it and it didn't show up.
#31 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
From Lionhead Website: Fully re-mastered with HD visuals and audio, Fable Anniversary is a stunning rendition of the original game that will delight faithful fans and new players alike!
Steam: Available: 12 September 2014
This game will unlock in approximately 2 weeks, and 5 hours
User avatar #38 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
That's the Fable Anniversary. I was talking about 3. Anniversary is already out for consoles.
#13 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
It's on the Steam store right now, saying it will come out next month. That's where I got my information.

Dunno, though. Lionhead kind of died off after the first game and Black and White 1.
User avatar #14 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Fable 1. TLC, and Fable 2 were good. They died when they did Fable 3. That shit was horrible and had practically nothing to do with fable (gameplay wise)
#15 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
I enjoyed the first two but at the same time, I didn't have as much fun with the second one. I never actually played the 'Lost Chapters' because I had the first one on Xbox and didn't bother getting the DLC.

I think I recall 3 being the one that has a... 'final' boss battle being... Well... You know...

A one hit kill...

That was super disappointing.

Still, I dunno. I don't feel like they're much of Lionhead anymore. The people who made Black and White, at least, must have fell off completely since there hasn't been quality like that since then.
User avatar #16 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
You really should get TLC. It's essentially the same as the base game, but adds more to the main story (although not that much), more side quests, and more weapons and armor (including Archons Battle armor which looks like silver plate mail). Would recommend getting it.
#8 - They already made it. Came out a while ago. It was mainly an a…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! +1
#9 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
No, that was the DLC thing. I mean they're actually remaking the game entirely. It's coming out next month on the 12th.

Called Fable Anniversary. Has a bunch of 'new' things, such as a dragon boss.
User avatar #10 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that's what I'm talking about. The dragon boss thing seems like Jack of Blades in TLC which I think is included. I've seen Fable the Anniversary in Best Buy months ago for around $30 and my brother bought it even before that.
#11 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
Hm, really? Must just be coming out for the 'PC' version next month, then.
User avatar #12 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Would make sense, but I'd be surprised since they never made 2 or 3 for PC.... Weird enough, you can find Fable 3 trailers if you search it on steam, but they never made the PC port.
#17 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Fable 3 did come out on the pc i know it is in my steam list
User avatar #23 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Just did a search again and it's not showing up. Only 3 fable 3 things. 2 trailers and a documentary.
User avatar #22 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
When? I searched it and it didn't show up.
#31 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
From Lionhead Website: Fully re-mastered with HD visuals and audio, Fable Anniversary is a stunning rendition of the original game that will delight faithful fans and new players alike!
Steam: Available: 12 September 2014
This game will unlock in approximately 2 weeks, and 5 hours
User avatar #38 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
That's the Fable Anniversary. I was talking about 3. Anniversary is already out for consoles.
#13 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
It's on the Steam store right now, saying it will come out next month. That's where I got my information.

Dunno, though. Lionhead kind of died off after the first game and Black and White 1.
User avatar #14 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Fable 1. TLC, and Fable 2 were good. They died when they did Fable 3. That shit was horrible and had practically nothing to do with fable (gameplay wise)
#15 - bluemagebrilly (08/29/2014) [-]
I enjoyed the first two but at the same time, I didn't have as much fun with the second one. I never actually played the 'Lost Chapters' because I had the first one on Xbox and didn't bother getting the DLC.

I think I recall 3 being the one that has a... 'final' boss battle being... Well... You know...

A one hit kill...

That was super disappointing.

Still, I dunno. I don't feel like they're much of Lionhead anymore. The people who made Black and White, at least, must have fell off completely since there hasn't been quality like that since then.
User avatar #16 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
You really should get TLC. It's essentially the same as the base game, but adds more to the main story (although not that much), more side quests, and more weapons and armor (including Archons Battle armor which looks like silver plate mail). Would recommend getting it.
#20 - Vanilla Oblivion vs Vanilla Skyrim? Oblivion. Modded Oblivion … 08/29/2014 on What a Twist 0
#10 - I usually go Ebony or heavy Imperial unless I'm on my computer…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/28/2014 on What a Twist 0
#11 - mrarm (08/29/2014) [-]
Does anyone else like Oblivion better?
User avatar #47 - LazierThanThou (08/29/2014) [-]
I absolutely detest the leveling system in Oblivion. Even if Oblivion gave out free blowjobs with every play, I'd still prefer Skyrim. I don't care that some things are obviously superior in Oblivion, the leveling system is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a video game.

It's unplayable to me.
#58 - mrarm (08/30/2014) [-]
Because you have to sleep to level?
User avatar #59 - LazierThanThou (08/30/2014) [-]
No, because of the stat increases based on how you level.

I forget all the specific details because it made me really angry when I first learned about it, but you basically have to level very carefully and get just the right skill ups in order to get the right stats. If you deviate too much, you lose stats and aren't able to get them back. Once you level up, they're gone forever.

It burns me up, because I had a game that I'd put like 40 hours into, but I ran into a wall where I just couldn't compete with enemies. My gear was horrible, but I couldn't get new gear because I couldn't stand up to enemies. My stats were horrible, because I like to level different things a little here, a little there, and that's absolutely no conducive to good leveling in Oblivion.

I'm not going to play a game that actively seeks to discourage me from having fun.

Here's more info on the leveling system:

www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Creating_an_Awesome_Character#Leveling_Up
#60 - mrarm (08/30/2014) [-]
Thumb for useful math link, but I'll put it down to a difference in taste. I like doing ALL THE PLANNING beforehand and then following that path to being blatantly overpowered.

The early game in Oblivion is brutal though.
User avatar #61 - LazierThanThou (08/31/2014) [-]
I accept your diversity, but it's just not for me. I like the freedom of sneaking through one dungeon, then rushing through with a two hander ripping everything to pieces in the next. Oblivion doesn't cater to that, unless I want to severely gimp my character.
User avatar #20 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Vanilla Oblivion vs Vanilla Skyrim? Oblivion. Modded Oblivion vs modded Skyrim? Skyrim
#2 - I once told a bunch of teachers in a meeting that I was going …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Chan +3
#5 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
#6 - The lack of symmetry on daedric armor bothers me to know end. …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/28/2014 on What a Twist 0
#9 - mrarm (08/28/2014) [-]
Seriously. Whatever the difference is, it's not worth looking like a tool. Ebony armor is my personal favorite look. Smooth and not all busy and "fantasy" looking.
User avatar #16 - Gandalfthewhite (08/29/2014) [-]
one thing i hate about ebony is the main chest piece is too low on the neck, so the helm and main armor doesn't join and has exposed skin around the rim
#17 - mrarm (08/29/2014) [-]
Having looked it up again (been a while) you are apart from mail real armor didn't cover every inch of skin either though so I'm ok with it.
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (08/29/2014) [-]
plus i don't think the helm quite matches
User avatar #35 - shunkahawolf (08/29/2014) [-]
dont wear a helm, wear a mask.
User avatar #18 - Gandalfthewhite (08/29/2014) [-]
it just bugs me that you're completely covered in badass black armor except one thin line of skin
User avatar #10 - wertologist (08/28/2014) [-]
I usually go Ebony or heavy Imperial unless I'm on my computer. Then it's mods galore.
#11 - mrarm (08/29/2014) [-]
Does anyone else like Oblivion better?
User avatar #47 - LazierThanThou (08/29/2014) [-]
I absolutely detest the leveling system in Oblivion. Even if Oblivion gave out free blowjobs with every play, I'd still prefer Skyrim. I don't care that some things are obviously superior in Oblivion, the leveling system is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a video game.

It's unplayable to me.
#58 - mrarm (08/30/2014) [-]
Because you have to sleep to level?
User avatar #59 - LazierThanThou (08/30/2014) [-]
No, because of the stat increases based on how you level.

I forget all the specific details because it made me really angry when I first learned about it, but you basically have to level very carefully and get just the right skill ups in order to get the right stats. If you deviate too much, you lose stats and aren't able to get them back. Once you level up, they're gone forever.

It burns me up, because I had a game that I'd put like 40 hours into, but I ran into a wall where I just couldn't compete with enemies. My gear was horrible, but I couldn't get new gear because I couldn't stand up to enemies. My stats were horrible, because I like to level different things a little here, a little there, and that's absolutely no conducive to good leveling in Oblivion.

I'm not going to play a game that actively seeks to discourage me from having fun.

Here's more info on the leveling system:

www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Creating_an_Awesome_Character#Leveling_Up
#60 - mrarm (08/30/2014) [-]
Thumb for useful math link, but I'll put it down to a difference in taste. I like doing ALL THE PLANNING beforehand and then following that path to being blatantly overpowered.

The early game in Oblivion is brutal though.
User avatar #61 - LazierThanThou (08/31/2014) [-]
I accept your diversity, but it's just not for me. I like the freedom of sneaking through one dungeon, then rushing through with a two hander ripping everything to pieces in the next. Oblivion doesn't cater to that, unless I want to severely gimp my character.
User avatar #20 - wertologist (08/29/2014) [-]
Vanilla Oblivion vs Vanilla Skyrim? Oblivion. Modded Oblivion vs modded Skyrim? Skyrim
#5 - People really don't understand how to use insanity wolf. 08/28/2014 on Can't believe only just... +1
#16 - I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on wertologist's profile 0
User avatar #17 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
#13 - No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on wertologist's profile 0
User avatar #15 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
#55 - I always loved Uno, but everyone I played with sucked at it. W… 08/24/2014 on The game 0
#14 - Everyone in the comments is bitching about how she will be evi… 08/24/2014 on Legend of Korra Kuvira 0
#29 - You " ******* " called that he was going …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Red Lotus theory (Minor... 0
User avatar #30 - therockofshame (08/24/2014) [-]
Also I'm glad that after not doing it since early season 1, Mako finally lightning bended again.
#61 - Don't feed the troll. He does this on pretty much all food rel… 08/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
#5 - Put a small rodent inside and throw it out the window 08/22/2014 on This spider knows her shit 0
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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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