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Wertologist or Wert107

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#31 - Skyrim by itself is a very bland "meh" game. It need…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on whining 0
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#47 - notwalkingwaffles (07/18/2016) [-]
I like Oblivion's humour and variety better as well, but I get motion sickness from looking at the jumpin animations.
#132 - Sounds like the thief has a "cool down" period where… 07/17/2016 on Sandwich 0
#11 - I was thinking hate group was more fitting, but then I remembe… 07/17/2016 on BLM Petition Response -1
#40 - Then don't ******* eat it. Once you find out whose been eating…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2016 on Sandwich +6
#115 - anon (07/17/2016) [-]
You just supposed to keep putting laxatives in it for days until someone finally takes it? then you sit in the bathroom and watch for someone who comes to poop?
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#132 - wertologist (07/17/2016) [-]
Sounds like the thief has a "cool down" period where they don't steal it. Just time it accordingly. As for finding them, just head to the bathroom when you find its missing. Not complicated at all. Wait for their insides to leak out and confront them.
#12 - I think the main point of his wall plan was to fine Mexico for…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Wall! 0
#14 - revelent (07/17/2016) [-]
>The Mexican govt. tries to seriously stop cartels from smuggling people into the US
>Cartels start killing civilians in response
>More and more people want out of the country in hopes of escaping death at the hands of the cartels
>Demand for getting smuggled skyrockets
>Nothing is solved, and Mexico's shitty situation gets even worse

I doubt it. He cannot possibly be retarded enough actually believe that plan would end well. There's also the whole thing about Mexican politicians being rampantly corrupt, so if anything they'd pretend to do something and then say "we tried".
#81 - I pee standing up. I'm a man. I play what I want.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2016 on Cutittu Cagnal Oftormas 0
#83 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
I don't. And i also have a penis. Please send help I have a mild case of prostitis which was made stronger by my frequent alcohol ingestion because of my crippling depression and I'm only 22
#142 - But batman's whole moral code is that he won't kill. When Jaso… 07/15/2016 on Autism +3
#138 - They jumped all over with killing and not killing. Never stayi… 07/15/2016 on Autism +1
#7 - My looks aren't the problem. I'm told I'm very good looking. I… 07/15/2016 on Anon loses em all 0
#4 - Anyone know a better app than tinder? I get a **** ton of matc…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Anon loses em all 0
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#6 - bloodyisrael (07/15/2016) [-]
What are you saying to them? Lookup some tinder conversation starters. I started out just saying lame stuff like hey, whats up or things of that nature. If you aren't a golden Addonis then you need to be interesting oht of the gate.
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#7 - wertologist (07/15/2016) [-]
My looks aren't the problem. I'm told I'm very good looking. I've tried saying all kinds of shit, but I rare get replies. Things ranging from "hey, what's up" to cheesy shit to crazy random shit. I'm thinking all the women in my area are doing it for self confidence. My town is known for stuck up people, but even other towns are the same to me. Little to no response.