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#205 - Didn't do much good though. 4 still blows. I saw it in a game … 09/17/2014 on Im not the repost you need... +1
#31 - Most things are **** and actually may create more… 09/17/2014 on 15 MOAR awesome inventions +1
#115 - That works too. Thanks. 09/17/2014 on Want a puppy? 0
#113 - I tried that. Couldn't find a good image of it. The closest I …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Want a puppy? 0
#114 - flemsdfer (09/17/2014) [-]
Did that. Clicked one of the images without text. Took me to funnyjunk. Someone said "have this instead"

So........Have this.
User avatar #115 - wertologist (09/17/2014) [-]
That works too. Thanks.
#105 - Anyone have the "you've made an enemy for life" pict…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Want a puppy? 0
User avatar #112 - flemsdfer (09/17/2014) [-]
>Highlight "you've made an enemy for life"
>right click
>search for google for this image
User avatar #113 - wertologist (09/17/2014) [-]
I tried that. Couldn't find a good image of it. The closest I found was crappy text over it.
#114 - flemsdfer (09/17/2014) [-]
Did that. Clicked one of the images without text. Took me to funnyjunk. Someone said "have this instead"

So........Have this.
User avatar #115 - wertologist (09/17/2014) [-]
That works too. Thanks.
#8 - The way I see it is the more friends you have, the less you ta… 09/17/2014 on Friends 0
#9 - I'm sure there's a good chunk of people who know what China is…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on F:NV Logic: Racists 0
#15 - krakatit (09/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, but do you really care who were those "Chinese" who destroyed your country 200 years ago, or will you care more about the Raiders that stole your cattle yesterday and might come back today? Or the Slavers who took your uncle 14 days ago? Or the Deathclaws which has been spotted closer and closer to your settlement?
Man, people wouldn't give a shit about Chinese there. Maybe Enclave would, and even that is not certain.
User avatar #13 - hateandwhiskey (09/17/2014) [-]
China, and damn near every other country that isn't the US got dusted in the Fallout universe, so it shouldn't be too hard to imagine that they've been forgotten in those 200 years.
#59 - Should you ever use IMDB to look up the voice actor for Lemong… 09/17/2014 on spongebob 0
#14 - What is that guy/thing from?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Saaad Robbie Rotten 0
#15 - megamouth (09/17/2014) [-]
lazytown
#94 - I'm well hung. 09/17/2014 on 10 awesome inventions +16
#140 - With a name like I figured they would have more visitors and … 09/17/2014 on admin sells fj for 2.5... -2
#8 - Those dot things never had flavor to me 09/17/2014 on the most honest candy ever 0
#72 - Yeah, it's cool until you get your dick caught in the zipper.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on 10 awesome inventions +11
#93 - haitianfighter (09/17/2014) [-]
**haitianfighter rolled image** the fuck is your dick doing on your chest?...
#95 - phantomfivefive (09/17/2014) [-]
Maybe he is implying that it's that long.
#94 - wertologist (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm well hung.
#45 - It's a he. I don't know his weight off the top of my head. He … 09/16/2014 on Cyanide & Happiness -1
#21 - If a meteor the size of a city happens to fly by Earth, it's c… 09/16/2014 on In Parallel Universe +1
#19 - First, I didn't greentext. You used ">" so I used…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on In Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #20 - grrphc (09/16/2014) [-]
I didn't make fun of you for greentexting, I made fun of you for what you chose to greentext.

Saying there's a "strong-chance something bad might happen" is tinfoil hat retarded. I could say there's a chance that a meteor the size of my city is going to hit us, worrying about it is pointless.
You're fucking stupid to assume Microsoft is all about Xbox when their primary source of income is PC.
An internet bill is not a fee, and the way you're bitching about DLC, I doubt you even pay it yourself. If they released DLC, it'd be cosmetic. It'd be shit like skins, how Microsoft usually handles DLC. They'd release a Minecraft 2 before making mandatory DLC to play the game.
User avatar #21 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
If a meteor the size of a city happens to fly by Earth, it's completely reasonable to say there's a chance it will hit. I do help pay for the WiFi at my house. An internet bill is me paying the fee to use the internet. I know MS is not all Xbox. That doesn't change the fact that they will always try to get more money. If they made DLC to change the skins on PC, that would also ruin part of the game since that was a free feature. Charging to change skins would be a new policy too if it was put in.
#17 - > I don't play games that have online fees. Why would I wan…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on In Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #18 - grrphc (09/16/2014) [-]
>Fucking greentexting that
I was being sarcastic, moron. Microsoft has never had any online fees for anything other than Xbox Live so it'd be stupid to assume they'd put an online fee solely on Minecraft. You didn't pay an online fee to get on your computer and go on FJ, did you? Didn't think so.

>Fucking greentexting any of the shit you did.
What "policies" would generate profit? When has Microsoft done anything of the sort that you're describing, or are you just trying to fit in on the Internet?
DLC isn't "killing gaming" at all. Gaming is at an all time high with hundreds of AAA games making companies millions of dollars.
A company handling DLC bad like EA doesn't mean that DLC is bad.
You're hardly ever buying a game that's "60%" with DLC filling in "40%".
User avatar #19 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
First, I didn't greentext. You used ">" so I used them to respond. Don't bitch about me using them if you used them yourself. It makes you a hypocrite. I didn't say DLC was killing the industry. I said the community. If there is profit to be made off something, there's a strong chance a company will try to exploit it. MS is no exception. I'm not saying they WILL put an online fee, but if it will get them money they may. If they make you have to buy xbox live just to buy DLC or even redeem codes for a game, that's reason enough to believe they may try something. I do pay a fee to browse the internet. It's called a bill. DLC for Minecraft would be horrible. They only DLC that I can imagine it would have would be for exclusive items which in turn would fuck up the game for people who play online and don't pay for DLC.
User avatar #20 - grrphc (09/16/2014) [-]
I didn't make fun of you for greentexting, I made fun of you for what you chose to greentext.

Saying there's a "strong-chance something bad might happen" is tinfoil hat retarded. I could say there's a chance that a meteor the size of my city is going to hit us, worrying about it is pointless.
You're fucking stupid to assume Microsoft is all about Xbox when their primary source of income is PC.
An internet bill is not a fee, and the way you're bitching about DLC, I doubt you even pay it yourself. If they released DLC, it'd be cosmetic. It'd be shit like skins, how Microsoft usually handles DLC. They'd release a Minecraft 2 before making mandatory DLC to play the game.
User avatar #21 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
If a meteor the size of a city happens to fly by Earth, it's completely reasonable to say there's a chance it will hit. I do help pay for the WiFi at my house. An internet bill is me paying the fee to use the internet. I know MS is not all Xbox. That doesn't change the fact that they will always try to get more money. If they made DLC to change the skins on PC, that would also ruin part of the game since that was a free feature. Charging to change skins would be a new policy too if it was put in.
#262 - It's never simple. Every country has different people and Amer… 09/16/2014 on John 1/O'reily 0 +1
#248 - It's not a matter of "why ban ____?". Of course homi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on John 1/O'reily 0 +1
#253 - problematique (09/16/2014) [-]
Meh I dunno... I didn't grow up in america so it always felt really strange to me that you people get to have guns and whatnot. I mean around here we're not allowed to that and I was brought up in a way that i wouldn't possibly consider being stripped of my civil rights, and to be honest, there are no shootings occuring in my country. I mean honestly, chances that you will come across a shooting in tv are so extremely slim, minimal, close to zero i'd dare to say. Last time a gun situation was at the news was something between a bank robber and the police. Around here thieves and burglars are not top tier criminals, they're just regular people who couldn't manage their way through life in a modest way and were beaten down by the system.

You raise some legit points indeed, but to me it just comes down to this. Here guns are not allowed and we don't have any shootings, there they are and you get shootings all the time. No matter how legit your arguements sound, and i admit they sound pretty legit, isn't it this simple at the end?
User avatar #262 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
It's never simple. Every country has different people and America just happens to have almost every type from every nation. I don't know where your from, but I can assure you it's most likely very different. You are looking at the situation in black and white with no grey areas. My friends friend got shot on the street. Yes the guy doesn't live in the best neighborhood, but he was shot with an unregistered gun. Making people jump through all different kinds of hoops just makes it harder for everyone to get a gun. If it gets too hard to get one legally, the criminals will just say "fuck it" and get one in an illegal way while the law abiding people are fucked out of a gun. Banning them will only make criminals get them through other means. I'm not positive, bu I heard a lot of the shootings recently have been with stolen guns. An issue with everyone assuming guns are a huge issue here is the media. I know plenty of cases where guns were used responsibly and stopped shootings from happening, but the media doesn't cover those because "Man shot a psychopath in defense of a child" won't sell more than "man shoots 20 children". I remember hearing one case about a guy using a gun to stop a shooting shortly after a recent shooting. Was pretty much ignore by media.

Your country and America are different. Imagine trying to enforce gun bans and regulations in countries with a lot of conflict. It won't do shit with the people who were planning on killing anyways. Unless you can get rid of all guns, there will always be a need for them. Like you said about the robbery. The guy had a gun and if it's illegal for him to have it, why did he? He's a criminal. He didn't care.

Don't look at every situation as black and white because it almost never is.
#33 - Is my cat the same breed? I don't know cat breeds at all aside…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Cyanide & Happiness -1
User avatar #43 - mookiez (09/16/2014) [-]
Hmm, I can't say for sure. It looks like a ragamuffin which is a ragdoll that was bread with a normal cat. Ragdolls are pure bread cats. I found my cat max at the pound, gave $25 for him, got home and found out his type was worth $1500. But your cat does have the looks of a ragamuffin. How much does he/she weigh? What sex is it, and what are it's eye color. Ragamuffins are a bit more heavy than other cats. And have awesome colored eyes.
User avatar #45 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
It's a he. I don't know his weight off the top of my head. He has yellow eyes. He's not too heavy, but I'm told he's big for a cat. You mentioned the ragdoll breed is notable for being snuggly. My cat rarely leaves me alone and will often fight to get in my room. In my old room he would claw at the door trying to pry it open just to get in.
#8 - The "maul its people to death" part wasn't clear enough?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on F:NV Logic: Symbols +12
#9 - notapuffter (09/16/2014) [-]
might have been, I got about three hour sleep last night so I wouldn't trust my judgment at all.
#6 - It's a joke.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on F:NV Logic: Symbols +2
#7 - notapuffter (09/16/2014) [-]
it was hard to tell...
User avatar #8 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
The "maul its people to death" part wasn't clear enough?
#9 - notapuffter (09/16/2014) [-]
might have been, I got about three hour sleep last night so I wouldn't trust my judgment at all.
#226 - I wouldn't put it past MS to try to do something like that. 09/16/2014 on clap clap clap 0
#221 - I'm worried about the possibility of online fees.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on clap clap clap 0
User avatar #225 - drldrl (09/16/2014) [-]
You're an idiot if you think that'll ever happen.
User avatar #226 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't put it past MS to try to do something like that.
#3 - Awesome inventions my ass. Most are **** , some ar…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2014 on 10 awesome inventions +248
User avatar #179 - sinonyx (09/17/2014) [-]
the only good one is the "stair drawers" but that's really only iff you're a hoarder
User avatar #67 - fishandkids (09/16/2014) [-]
The zipper headphones made up for all of them.
User avatar #126 - hopporto (09/17/2014) [-]
I thought that was the stupidest.
User avatar #72 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's cool until you get your dick caught in the zipper.
#93 - haitianfighter (09/17/2014) [-]
**haitianfighter rolled image** the fuck is your dick doing on your chest?...
#95 - phantomfivefive (09/17/2014) [-]
Maybe he is implying that it's that long.
#94 - wertologist (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm well hung.
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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - CIS White Male (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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