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|#1 - Loction [+] (5 new replies)||08/14/2014 on It's all about||+33|
|#2 - Those things are by far the weirdest ******* anim…||08/14/2014 on a baby platypus||+11|
|#64 - Coils and "nutritious breakfast"?||08/13/2014 on Anon is a police officer||+7|
|#7 - Picture||08/13/2014 on Uncles||+16|
|#79 - I started working out mainly because I wanted to. Not for heal…||08/13/2014 on Filthy Frank on Stupid People||0|
|#16 - Tenzin has water bending in his blood then. In that universe n… [+] (4 new replies)||08/12/2014 on Red Lotus theory (Minor...||0|
|#14 - Having a firebending brother would not impact his bending thou… [+] (6 new replies)||08/12/2014 on Red Lotus theory (Minor...||0|
#16 - wertologist (08/12/2014) [-]
Tenzin has water bending in his blood then. In that universe no one other than the avatar can use more than one type of bending. It doesn't matter if 4 generations of fire benders leads to a water bending child. That child will not be able to shoot lightning or use any kind of fire bending ability. It would be an interesting twist if they did have other mixed benders, but it would seriously fuck with the canon of the show. If bending could be mixed through genetics, then any child of the avatar would have the potential to bend all elements. Avatar
|#20 - I believe it is the droid army||08/12/2014 on pretty much||+1|
|#181 - He/she a troll, people. I've seen him/her on many comments ins…||08/12/2014 on Robin Williams||0|
|#28 - The children didn't raise him....a tree did||08/12/2014 on Hmmm||0|
|#12 - Chase Young is one of my favorite evil characters. He's evil, …||08/12/2014 on Like cartoons?||0|
|#11 - Where'd you get a knife mod? I only have a pistol and sniper||08/12/2014 on Priorities||0|
|#844 - Very few things can bring tears to my eyes, but this is one of…||08/12/2014 on R.I.P.||0|
|#98 - Why is Scary Movie 3 in the horror section on Netflix? [+] (1 new reply)||08/11/2014 on Good Lord||0|
|#111 - You could drive straight up buildings with cars and bikes in S…||08/11/2014 on Biking Physics||0|
|#8 - I didn't really have the book mindset as it was years ago that…||08/11/2014 on Bilbo Freeman||0|
|#152 - Picture||08/11/2014 on 2spooky4me||0|
|#149 - Moar [+] (2 new replies)||08/11/2014 on 2spooky4me||0|
|#28 - To add to what he said, there is also a game type that gives t…||08/11/2014 on Playing like pros||+1|
|#132 - I need more Supernatural gifs and pictures. [+] (4 new replies)||08/11/2014 on 2spooky4me||0|
|#67 - That movie was horrible. I cringed through the entire thing [+] (3 new replies)||08/11/2014 on Good Lord||0|
|#4 - An interesting theory, but I think it would be unlikely. Zahee…||08/11/2014 on Red Lotus theory (Minor...||+1|
|#4 - I only saw the first Hobbit movie. I don't remember much of th… [+] (25 new replies)||08/11/2014 on Bilbo Freeman||-40|
#7 - ljxjlos (08/11/2014) [-]
I´m a big, big, big Tolkien-Fan. I think I´ve read each of his books at the very least 3 dozens of times.
I would normally be one of the people who would hate the movies, but I actually love them.
My tip to you: Don´t watch them with the mindset of watching a movie to the book. Watch them as a standalone movie.
When I tried watching the Hobbit with the wrong mindset I was frustrated, too, but if you watch it like I said, you might love it as I did.
Peter Jackson had to sell the movie. He had to make it appealing to people who might never even have laid a finger on a book by Tolkien and only know Hollywood-Blockbuster-Cinema. Because that´s what sells.
That´s why there where changes, new characters, characters that weren´t there in the books, changes in the behaviour of characters, etc, etc, etc - to sell it.
If you overlook that, tho, the movies are incredible amusing and well-down as well as perfectly entertaining. There are tons of small scenes that will make you love laugh or feel and there´s fun and action for everyone. Not to mention that, deep down, the story is still by Tolkien. It can´t be absolutely bad.
#36 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
The hobbit movies are actually better than the book. it fits way better with the lotr books and the lore and everything behind it makes sense.
#60 - galgawine (08/12/2014) [-]
Hey there, I'm Galgawine mentioned by ljxjlos and if you havent already read it I made a comp a while ago that summarizes a small part of the Silmarillion if you are interested in reading it. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4675290/LotR+Facts+Part+5/
I don't plan on making new comps soon but if you go through the ones I've already made and uploaded on my profile, it's a good bit of reading material and should keep you occupied for a while ;)
#50 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
Summing up the Silmarillion would be like summing up the Bible, man, It´s impossible to come close to the real thing with a short summary.
I might, tho, if galgawine or tolkienexplain don´t plan too, someday do some comps on the Silmarillion, Lost Stories, etc, etc considering how many people on here seem to be interested in Tolkiens other works.
#64 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
God makes Gods, Gods make a classical song that makes the world, but one god doesn´t do classical so he fucks shit up with death metal. Thus come evil and balrogs into the world. Then there are elves and Feanor does stones who are pretty neat, kinda like the ring x 3 x 10000000000000000. Evil God finds them neat, too, tries to steal them, etc, etc, hilarities ensue involving the stabbing of trees, spiders eating themselves, elves killing each other, burning ships, thousandfold pain and suffering, dragons, bigger dragons, bigger dragons with wings, bigger dragons with fire and bigger dragons with magic. Also a dragon as big as the mountains with fire, wings and magics. Also a flying ship. Also because it´s Tolkien: Eagles. Quite many eagles, actually and they´re way more badass. Kill a Dragon and clawfuck a bad god and stuff like that. There´s also Suicide involving Sisterfucking, evil dwarves, evil emo elves and numerous other evil fuckers. Oh, and a sleeping song for an evil god, a talking dog, Sauron getting fucked in a rhyme-battle by the highking of the elves, porn for hair fetishists and yet another tower falling to pieces...
yeah. bam. the silmarillion.
backgrapple i hope that helps
atomschlumpf, how does it feel to be old?
#8 - wertologist (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't really have the book mindset as it was years ago that I had read it. I guess I just didn't like how they tried to force humor into it. That fat goblin was pretty much a joke and as humorous as the reference to the wizard smoking something, I feel the movie tried too hard to be funny.
|#1 - IS there any way to prevent them from putting out fires? I hav… [+] (12 new replies)||08/11/2014 on Priorities||+47|
#21 - strelokkk (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm not sure of anything and I can promise nothing, but from what I've gathered, you need to install both
to add custom careers
to add the Hitman career, which allow to eliminate someone (there's different methods of assassination if I understood well)
To install the mod, you just need to know how to copy and paste, check the FAQ.
I can provide no further information though, I will definitely install this mod in my future playthroughs.
|#2 - I'm pretty sure she still can. I'm pretty sure she was in the … [+] (1 new reply)||08/11/2014 on Red Lotus theory (Minor...||0|
#8 - monswine (08/12/2014) [-]
for Wan the Avatar State was just a way for him to not have to cycle through the elements. The avatars since him have had that power native to them. The new show has de-spiritualized a lot of the show but the true Avatar State was a way for new Avatars to channel their previous lives as a defense mechanisms. Fully realized avatars were able to draw on this power and experience consciously. Without communion between past lives I don't really know what Korra would be doing in the Avatar State. Drawing on some extra juice from the already weakened Raava? If I'm being honest I'm still waiting for Korra to go on a spiritual journey so we can get some of these answers but Aang didn't get the Avatar State back until the very last episode so it might be a while.