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- I hated the movie. I mean, it was better than TFA and TLJ, but…
- You can like it, but I found it to be necessary garbage that r…
- I love Advance Wars so damn much. I loved DS the most. I was s…
War Is Hell
Advance Wars DS was pretty much a perfect game, imo. Must have replayed it dozens of times.
About Advance Wars on Switch: Google Wargroove.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i've been wondering what this fucking game was for Years! i fucking loved that theme, but could never find it again.
- And I wouldn't watch it if she was played by a man. I don't ca…
Anon on blackwashing
I once watched a play from Shakespeare called the merchant of Venice. Now in this play they chose to use suits and more modern attire than the attire that is appropriate for the story due to its time. However the actors were wonderful and made it entertaining.
Did the play truly lose value because of minor adjustments? Seems a little silly if you were to ask me.
I suppose we have different desires here. When I watch a show that is meant to entertain rather than focus on the educational aspect I do not mind a little wiggle as long as it is still good. Rage over this seems nonsensical.
Although I have not seen it so maybe it sucks but the point is where are the people asking the more important question of "is it good?"
Seems to be placing undue importance on the wrong factors for a TV show but that may just be me.
- I've had a lot of luck with just being oblivious in general. I…
Is this realistic
- I have no respect or pity to someone who cheats unless they we…
Trashy and savage
never had a gf?
- I have thick/thin hair. Like, it's thick, but flows like it's …
- 1: Empire Strikes Back 2: Revenge of the Sith 3: Return …
I think Rogue One was the worst of all.
Rogue one what a fucking travesty
I liked it. I didnt like how the side character were more devolped than the two main protagonists though. Don't necessarily like the daughter scientist relationshipamd that the design flaw was on purpose. Do like that it wasnt a cliche romance ending and they hugged it out instead. Lastly i can see people being off put my darth vader's wise crack but to be fair obi wan was the sass master and darth is just ingrained with it
I hated the movie. I mean, it was better than TFA and TLJ, but not by much. All the characters were shit. The secondary main character is introduced as a ruthless rebel who kills anyone to help the cause. That's all well and good, but he gets the mission to kill the girl's dad and somehow grows a conscience after a few minutes of conversation with the chick. It really doesn't even make sense. How could he change his whole perspective and personality over a single conversation? The girl wasn't much better. She was consistent, but just so flat and empty. I saw no real reason to be interested in her. She really didn't have any quality to be interested in other than being the MC. No force, no unique skills, etc. Just an average Joe. The robot was also bad. He was just comic relief forced into it. The two asian guys weren't interesting either. One was force sensitive and the other was the big brother type, but neither did anything interesting to warrant my attention. The main bad guy was probably the worst. The Empire's base was being attacked and he had so many perfect opportunities to kill the girl and guy, but keeps letting them get away. Then he gets the girl dead in his sights with no chance of missing and he instead decides to monologue even though his career and his actual life are on the line. Big surprise for everyone when he gets shot by the guy. Like, nobody saw that coming at all, right? If he didn't try talking to her and instead shot her right off the bat, he would have won. He could have shot her in the legs a few times if he really wanted to fucking talk to her. Not only was his character retarded, but they try to paint him as the mastermind behind the Death Star even though the other movies pointed towards the Separatists, Tarkin, and the Emperor.
The movie was just full of incredibly cheesy and cliche moments. It felt like the movie didn't even need to exist and it only creates plot holes for the sake of having a movie. Nobody was really asking for a movie about how the Rebellion got the plans. They already stated how. The movie just creates a giant plothole right there. In RO, Vader straight up sees Leia's ship fly away from him with his own eyes, but in ANH when he captures her, he talks like they were watching her for a while and didn't literally see her flee from a battle. There would be absolutely no reason for her to act dumb by denying it if she literally just fled a massive fucking battle. What would she expect to happen? That they'd let her go even though she just fled a fucking battle? That'd make no sense. If we ignore RO, she's just trying to fib by saying she's clueless and innocent because they might actually just let her go because she actually was on a diplomatic mission. She had no reason to believe the Empire knew she was carrying the plans. The old EU made it so Vader's Fist/501st tracked them down and it worked great.
The Vader scene at the end was pretty damn cool, but in no way was it going to save that movie. It takes more than a cool 2 minute scene to save a movie full of empty, boring, and uninteresting characters, and an unnecessary boring plot.
Rogue One is my favourite Star Wars movie though...
You can like it, but I found it to be necessary garbage that really diminished one of Luke's greatest accomplishments and created plot holes for New Hope.
No one says you have to dislike it but personally I found it trite.
I am not happy.
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