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#140 - With a name like I figured they would have more visitors and … 14 hours ago on admin sells fj for 2.5... -2
#8 - Those dot things never had flavor to me 15 hours ago on the most honest candy ever 0
#72 - Yeah, it's cool until you get your dick caught in the zipper.  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on 10 awesome inventions +11
#93 - haitianfighter (14 hours ago) [-]
**haitianfighter rolled image** the fuck is your dick doing on your chest?...
#95 - phantomfivefive (14 hours ago) [-]
Maybe he is implying that it's that long.
#94 - wertologist (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm well hung.
#45 - It's a he. I don't know his weight off the top of my head. He … 20 hours ago on Cyanide & Happiness -1
#21 - If a meteor the size of a city happens to fly by Earth, it's c… 20 hours ago on In Parallel Universe +1
#19 - First, I didn't greentext. You used ">" so I used…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on In Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #20 - grrphc (20 hours ago) [-]
I didn't make fun of you for greentexting, I made fun of you for what you chose to greentext.

Saying there's a "strong-chance something bad might happen" is tinfoil hat retarded. I could say there's a chance that a meteor the size of my city is going to hit us, worrying about it is pointless.
You're fucking stupid to assume Microsoft is all about Xbox when their primary source of income is PC.
An internet bill is not a fee, and the way you're bitching about DLC, I doubt you even pay it yourself. If they released DLC, it'd be cosmetic. It'd be shit like skins, how Microsoft usually handles DLC. They'd release a Minecraft 2 before making mandatory DLC to play the game.
User avatar #21 - wertologist (20 hours ago) [-]
If a meteor the size of a city happens to fly by Earth, it's completely reasonable to say there's a chance it will hit. I do help pay for the WiFi at my house. An internet bill is me paying the fee to use the internet. I know MS is not all Xbox. That doesn't change the fact that they will always try to get more money. If they made DLC to change the skins on PC, that would also ruin part of the game since that was a free feature. Charging to change skins would be a new policy too if it was put in.
#17 - > I don't play games that have online fees. Why would I wan…  [+] (4 new replies) 21 hours ago on In Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #18 - grrphc (21 hours ago) [-]
>Fucking greentexting that
I was being sarcastic, moron. Microsoft has never had any online fees for anything other than Xbox Live so it'd be stupid to assume they'd put an online fee solely on Minecraft. You didn't pay an online fee to get on your computer and go on FJ, did you? Didn't think so.

>Fucking greentexting any of the shit you did.
What "policies" would generate profit? When has Microsoft done anything of the sort that you're describing, or are you just trying to fit in on the Internet?
DLC isn't "killing gaming" at all. Gaming is at an all time high with hundreds of AAA games making companies millions of dollars.
A company handling DLC bad like EA doesn't mean that DLC is bad.
You're hardly ever buying a game that's "60%" with DLC filling in "40%".
User avatar #19 - wertologist (20 hours ago) [-]
First, I didn't greentext. You used ">" so I used them to respond. Don't bitch about me using them if you used them yourself. It makes you a hypocrite. I didn't say DLC was killing the industry. I said the community. If there is profit to be made off something, there's a strong chance a company will try to exploit it. MS is no exception. I'm not saying they WILL put an online fee, but if it will get them money they may. If they make you have to buy xbox live just to buy DLC or even redeem codes for a game, that's reason enough to believe they may try something. I do pay a fee to browse the internet. It's called a bill. DLC for Minecraft would be horrible. They only DLC that I can imagine it would have would be for exclusive items which in turn would fuck up the game for people who play online and don't pay for DLC.
User avatar #20 - grrphc (20 hours ago) [-]
I didn't make fun of you for greentexting, I made fun of you for what you chose to greentext.

Saying there's a "strong-chance something bad might happen" is tinfoil hat retarded. I could say there's a chance that a meteor the size of my city is going to hit us, worrying about it is pointless.
You're fucking stupid to assume Microsoft is all about Xbox when their primary source of income is PC.
An internet bill is not a fee, and the way you're bitching about DLC, I doubt you even pay it yourself. If they released DLC, it'd be cosmetic. It'd be shit like skins, how Microsoft usually handles DLC. They'd release a Minecraft 2 before making mandatory DLC to play the game.
User avatar #21 - wertologist (20 hours ago) [-]
If a meteor the size of a city happens to fly by Earth, it's completely reasonable to say there's a chance it will hit. I do help pay for the WiFi at my house. An internet bill is me paying the fee to use the internet. I know MS is not all Xbox. That doesn't change the fact that they will always try to get more money. If they made DLC to change the skins on PC, that would also ruin part of the game since that was a free feature. Charging to change skins would be a new policy too if it was put in.
#262 - It's never simple. Every country has different people and Amer… 21 hours ago on John 1/O'reily 0 +1
#248 - It's not a matter of "why ban ____?". Of course homi…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on John 1/O'reily 0 +1
#253 - problematique (22 hours ago) [-]
Meh I dunno... I didn't grow up in america so it always felt really strange to me that you people get to have guns and whatnot. I mean around here we're not allowed to that and I was brought up in a way that i wouldn't possibly consider being stripped of my civil rights, and to be honest, there are no shootings occuring in my country. I mean honestly, chances that you will come across a shooting in tv are so extremely slim, minimal, close to zero i'd dare to say. Last time a gun situation was at the news was something between a bank robber and the police. Around here thieves and burglars are not top tier criminals, they're just regular people who couldn't manage their way through life in a modest way and were beaten down by the system.

You raise some legit points indeed, but to me it just comes down to this. Here guns are not allowed and we don't have any shootings, there they are and you get shootings all the time. No matter how legit your arguements sound, and i admit they sound pretty legit, isn't it this simple at the end?
User avatar #262 - wertologist (21 hours ago) [-]
It's never simple. Every country has different people and America just happens to have almost every type from every nation. I don't know where your from, but I can assure you it's most likely very different. You are looking at the situation in black and white with no grey areas. My friends friend got shot on the street. Yes the guy doesn't live in the best neighborhood, but he was shot with an unregistered gun. Making people jump through all different kinds of hoops just makes it harder for everyone to get a gun. If it gets too hard to get one legally, the criminals will just say "fuck it" and get one in an illegal way while the law abiding people are fucked out of a gun. Banning them will only make criminals get them through other means. I'm not positive, bu I heard a lot of the shootings recently have been with stolen guns. An issue with everyone assuming guns are a huge issue here is the media. I know plenty of cases where guns were used responsibly and stopped shootings from happening, but the media doesn't cover those because "Man shot a psychopath in defense of a child" won't sell more than "man shoots 20 children". I remember hearing one case about a guy using a gun to stop a shooting shortly after a recent shooting. Was pretty much ignore by media.

Your country and America are different. Imagine trying to enforce gun bans and regulations in countries with a lot of conflict. It won't do shit with the people who were planning on killing anyways. Unless you can get rid of all guns, there will always be a need for them. Like you said about the robbery. The guy had a gun and if it's illegal for him to have it, why did he? He's a criminal. He didn't care.

Don't look at every situation as black and white because it almost never is.
#33 - Is my cat the same breed? I don't know cat breeds at all aside…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Cyanide & Happiness -1
User avatar #43 - mookiez (21 hours ago) [-]
Hmm, I can't say for sure. It looks like a ragamuffin which is a ragdoll that was bread with a normal cat. Ragdolls are pure bread cats. I found my cat max at the pound, gave $25 for him, got home and found out his type was worth $1500. But your cat does have the looks of a ragamuffin. How much does he/she weigh? What sex is it, and what are it's eye color. Ragamuffins are a bit more heavy than other cats. And have awesome colored eyes.
User avatar #45 - wertologist (20 hours ago) [-]
It's a he. I don't know his weight off the top of my head. He has yellow eyes. He's not too heavy, but I'm told he's big for a cat. You mentioned the ragdoll breed is notable for being snuggly. My cat rarely leaves me alone and will often fight to get in my room. In my old room he would claw at the door trying to pry it open just to get in.
#8 - The "maul its people to death" part wasn't clear enough?  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on F:NV Logic: Symbols +12
#9 - notapuffter (23 hours ago) [-]
might have been, I got about three hour sleep last night so I wouldn't trust my judgment at all.
#6 - It's a joke.  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on F:NV Logic: Symbols +2
#7 - notapuffter (23 hours ago) [-]
it was hard to tell...
User avatar #8 - wertologist (23 hours ago) [-]
The "maul its people to death" part wasn't clear enough?
#9 - notapuffter (23 hours ago) [-]
might have been, I got about three hour sleep last night so I wouldn't trust my judgment at all.
#226 - I wouldn't put it past MS to try to do something like that. 23 hours ago on clap clap clap 0
#221 - I'm worried about the possibility of online fees.  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on clap clap clap 0
User avatar #225 - drldrl (23 hours ago) [-]
You're an idiot if you think that'll ever happen.
User avatar #226 - wertologist (23 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't put it past MS to try to do something like that.
#3 - Awesome inventions my ass. Most are **** , some ar…  [+] (7 new replies) 23 hours ago on 10 awesome inventions +248
User avatar #179 - sinonyx (6 hours ago) [-]
the only good one is the "stair drawers" but that's really only iff you're a hoarder
User avatar #67 - fishandkids (15 hours ago) [-]
The zipper headphones made up for all of them.
User avatar #126 - hopporto (11 hours ago) [-]
I thought that was the stupidest.
User avatar #72 - wertologist (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's cool until you get your dick caught in the zipper.
#93 - haitianfighter (14 hours ago) [-]
**haitianfighter rolled image** the fuck is your dick doing on your chest?...
#95 - phantomfivefive (14 hours ago) [-]
Maybe he is implying that it's that long.
#94 - wertologist (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm well hung.
#4 - I believe the 2 headed bear is a symbol. It represents a gover…  [+] (6 new replies) 23 hours ago on F:NV Logic: Symbols +94
#5 - notapuffter (23 hours ago) [-]
nope, its an adaptation of California's current flag. they added a head to the bear...
#49 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
looks like you are a puffter
User avatar #6 - wertologist (23 hours ago) [-]
It's a joke.
#7 - notapuffter (23 hours ago) [-]
it was hard to tell...
User avatar #8 - wertologist (23 hours ago) [-]
The "maul its people to death" part wasn't clear enough?
#9 - notapuffter (23 hours ago) [-]
might have been, I got about three hour sleep last night so I wouldn't trust my judgment at all.
#7 - Wait....there's a certain amount that he needs? I always blew …  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on You greedy fucker 0
#8 - threenoblesouls (23 hours ago) [-]
Shit I fucked up, could have sworn he could be sated, I smoked too much pot. Must have imagined it. Wikia says it's for infinite karma, there is no true goal.
#198 - I'm against gun control. It's our right to have guns in Americ…  [+] (5 new replies) 23 hours ago on John 1/O'reily 0 +2
#239 - problematique (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes but isn't that a pretty lame arguement considering it can applied everywhere? E.g. why ban abortion, people are going to do it anyway. Why ban homicide, people are going to do it anyway. I think the excuse that banning guns won't stop from a merit of people obtaining them anyway is a very weak arguement because, as said, it will only be a merit of people and it will definitely make it much more difficult for someone to get their hands on a gun than it is now.

Don't you find it a bit shocking that america is notorious for its shootings? When was the last time you heard about a mass shooting outside of america? I can only recall that case in sweden and I think a couple other times in russia
User avatar #248 - wertologist (22 hours ago) [-]
It's not a matter of "why ban ____?". Of course homicide is illegal. Trying to comparing making homicide illegal and guns illegal is ludicrous. Guns are in our rights for our own protection and in case we don't like how the government is acting. Criminals will still do it even if it's legal or not. Guns are not the issue. It's the criminals and psychopaths. If you have a gun in your house, people will be less inclined to try to break in. I would certainly feel safer if I had a gun in my room. If someone tries to break in my house with a gun, I'd shoot them. Telling them to put the gun down because it's illegal won't do shit. A gun is a tool. Tools can be useful if used by responsible people. If a person shoots someone, punish them. Regulating guns won't affect that he/she can still get a gun. Regulating guns will make it a little harder at first, but then back alley gun shops will be more prominent while the law abiding people will be without decent protection. By regulating/banning guns you are just inconveniencing the people who are going are determined to hurt others. Assault weapons have been banned for a while yet plenty of criminals still have them and use them.
#253 - problematique (22 hours ago) [-]
Meh I dunno... I didn't grow up in america so it always felt really strange to me that you people get to have guns and whatnot. I mean around here we're not allowed to that and I was brought up in a way that i wouldn't possibly consider being stripped of my civil rights, and to be honest, there are no shootings occuring in my country. I mean honestly, chances that you will come across a shooting in tv are so extremely slim, minimal, close to zero i'd dare to say. Last time a gun situation was at the news was something between a bank robber and the police. Around here thieves and burglars are not top tier criminals, they're just regular people who couldn't manage their way through life in a modest way and were beaten down by the system.

You raise some legit points indeed, but to me it just comes down to this. Here guns are not allowed and we don't have any shootings, there they are and you get shootings all the time. No matter how legit your arguements sound, and i admit they sound pretty legit, isn't it this simple at the end?
User avatar #262 - wertologist (21 hours ago) [-]
It's never simple. Every country has different people and America just happens to have almost every type from every nation. I don't know where your from, but I can assure you it's most likely very different. You are looking at the situation in black and white with no grey areas. My friends friend got shot on the street. Yes the guy doesn't live in the best neighborhood, but he was shot with an unregistered gun. Making people jump through all different kinds of hoops just makes it harder for everyone to get a gun. If it gets too hard to get one legally, the criminals will just say "fuck it" and get one in an illegal way while the law abiding people are fucked out of a gun. Banning them will only make criminals get them through other means. I'm not positive, bu I heard a lot of the shootings recently have been with stolen guns. An issue with everyone assuming guns are a huge issue here is the media. I know plenty of cases where guns were used responsibly and stopped shootings from happening, but the media doesn't cover those because "Man shot a psychopath in defense of a child" won't sell more than "man shoots 20 children". I remember hearing one case about a guy using a gun to stop a shooting shortly after a recent shooting. Was pretty much ignore by media.

Your country and America are different. Imagine trying to enforce gun bans and regulations in countries with a lot of conflict. It won't do shit with the people who were planning on killing anyways. Unless you can get rid of all guns, there will always be a need for them. Like you said about the robbery. The guy had a gun and if it's illegal for him to have it, why did he? He's a criminal. He didn't care.

Don't look at every situation as black and white because it almost never is.
User avatar #246 - Keleth (22 hours ago) [-]
if guns are outlawed i will be robbing people. no one will stop me. if i lived in DC id probably be a criminal but i live in good ol' virginia and guns put the fear of god in me
#3 - Fear the power of the RRRRRUUNNNNNGGGGGIGGGIGIGGIGGIG (wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Shop Smart 0
User avatar #4 - pawnman (09/16/2014) [-]
I need a crude drawing of Vader like this
#5 - vonspyder (23 hours ago) [-]
OP delivers
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on With Leaders blessing the... 0
#12 - allchix Comment deleted by wertologist
#8 - I honestly fear for Minecraft. I feel now that MS owns it, the…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2014 on In Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #16 - grrphc (21 hours ago) [-]
>Online fees
Oh no! Those dreaded online fees on every PC!

>New pain in the ass policies
>On a fucking videogame
fucking lol

>Some form of DLC
That isn't a bad thing.

You guys literally complain for complaining's sake.
User avatar #17 - wertologist (21 hours ago) [-]
> I don't play games that have online fees. Why would I want to add another fee to play the game I own and played online for free for years?

> I wouldn't put it past MS to try something if it means profit.

> DLC is killing the gaming community. A lot of DLC for games gives an advantage to the person paying more. Also, when I buy a game, I want it to be 100%. Not 60% with DLC filling in 5%. Books come 100%. You don't buy a book and look for $15 extra pages.
User avatar #18 - grrphc (21 hours ago) [-]
>Fucking greentexting that
I was being sarcastic, moron. Microsoft has never had any online fees for anything other than Xbox Live so it'd be stupid to assume they'd put an online fee solely on Minecraft. You didn't pay an online fee to get on your computer and go on FJ, did you? Didn't think so.

>Fucking greentexting any of the shit you did.
What "policies" would generate profit? When has Microsoft done anything of the sort that you're describing, or are you just trying to fit in on the Internet?
DLC isn't "killing gaming" at all. Gaming is at an all time high with hundreds of AAA games making companies millions of dollars.
A company handling DLC bad like EA doesn't mean that DLC is bad.
You're hardly ever buying a game that's "60%" with DLC filling in "40%".
User avatar #19 - wertologist (20 hours ago) [-]
First, I didn't greentext. You used ">" so I used them to respond. Don't bitch about me using them if you used them yourself. It makes you a hypocrite. I didn't say DLC was killing the industry. I said the community. If there is profit to be made off something, there's a strong chance a company will try to exploit it. MS is no exception. I'm not saying they WILL put an online fee, but if it will get them money they may. If they make you have to buy xbox live just to buy DLC or even redeem codes for a game, that's reason enough to believe they may try something. I do pay a fee to browse the internet. It's called a bill. DLC for Minecraft would be horrible. They only DLC that I can imagine it would have would be for exclusive items which in turn would fuck up the game for people who play online and don't pay for DLC.
User avatar #20 - grrphc (20 hours ago) [-]
I didn't make fun of you for greentexting, I made fun of you for what you chose to greentext.

Saying there's a "strong-chance something bad might happen" is tinfoil hat retarded. I could say there's a chance that a meteor the size of my city is going to hit us, worrying about it is pointless.
You're fucking stupid to assume Microsoft is all about Xbox when their primary source of income is PC.
An internet bill is not a fee, and the way you're bitching about DLC, I doubt you even pay it yourself. If they released DLC, it'd be cosmetic. It'd be shit like skins, how Microsoft usually handles DLC. They'd release a Minecraft 2 before making mandatory DLC to play the game.
User avatar #21 - wertologist (20 hours ago) [-]
If a meteor the size of a city happens to fly by Earth, it's completely reasonable to say there's a chance it will hit. I do help pay for the WiFi at my house. An internet bill is me paying the fee to use the internet. I know MS is not all Xbox. That doesn't change the fact that they will always try to get more money. If they made DLC to change the skins on PC, that would also ruin part of the game since that was a free feature. Charging to change skins would be a new policy too if it was put in.
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on With Leaders blessing the... 0
#10 - allchix Comment deleted by wertologist
#11 - wertologist Comment deleted by wertologist
#12 - allchix Comment deleted by wertologist
#1 - Vader got more than his hand cut off. Now I'm picturing Vader …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Shop Smart +6
User avatar #2 - pawnman (09/16/2014) [-]
Now I just imagine Darth Vader with chainsaws for limbs
User avatar #3 - wertologist (09/16/2014) [-]
Fear the power of the RRRRRUUNNNNNGGGGGIGGGIGIGGIGGIG (whatever a noise a chainsaw makes)
User avatar #4 - pawnman (09/16/2014) [-]
I need a crude drawing of Vader like this
#5 - vonspyder (23 hours ago) [-]
OP delivers
#9 - Shut up, Olaf.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on olaf +2
User avatar #10 - alfibrakiz (09/16/2014) [-]
My name is Thomas
#20 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
My name is Thomas
User avatar #47 - nagafever (19 hours ago) [-]
My name is Thomas
User avatar #63 - vexaton (17 hours ago) [-]
My brother's name is Thomas
#19 - I don't like the Stooges, I prefer the Marx Brothers. 09/16/2014 on Grandma knew how to party -1
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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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