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#61 - Nothing. If you were to travel back in time to kill someone th… 01/25/2015 on History is inevitable 0
#2246 - I guess my dilemma fits best on this board. Hope somebody can … 01/24/2015 on /hobby/ 0
#4 - Please tell me that is voiced.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on So you what... fetch the mead? +1
User avatar #5 - plasticcup (01/24/2015) [-]
Heard the mod was never uploaded or existed.
#16 - It's easy. I'm anti-social by nature, but I force myself to be… 01/24/2015 on Jennifer Lawrence 0
#29 - thelizardlord, I summon you to answer a question that has alwa…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2015 on People 0
User avatar #35 - thelizardlord (01/23/2015) [-]
1st Recon. Veterans are just averagely awesome at all forms of combat. Veterans also have bigger guns. So if it's skill you're asking about, then it's Recon.
#34 - loopymoomoo (01/23/2015) [-]
NCR veteran rangers.
#33 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Well, the 1st Recon snipers have a reputation for being the best snipers in the NCR, whereas the Rangers are just extremely skilled in a variety of combat styles that include sniping. On average, I'd say the 1st Recon Sniper Battalion would probably be better than Veteran Rangers at sniping, albeit by a small margin, but in close combat a Ranger will vastly outshine a Sniper any day, and the average 1st Recon member would be much worse at sniping.

As for stats, Veteran Rangers have 100 Guns skill, and Boone maxes out at 100 Guns skill, so read that as you will.
#31 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Just a friendly anon here. I'm going to go with 1st recon, as that's what they're trained to do. Rangers are pretty much just skilled soldiers who are more well rounded rather than dedicated snipers.

That being said, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of either of their rifles.
#28 - Copied from the wiki "When she was kidnapped, he trac… 01/23/2015 on People 0
#6 - Yes. If you go to certain spots and do certain things(usually …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2015 on People +2
User avatar #14 - azimuth (01/23/2015) [-]
None of that shit even matters! Rivet city was fallout 3. Are you telling me that boons wife moved to DC and travelled back in time by 200 or so years to live in a fucking ship?
User avatar #27 - sixdollarbudget (01/23/2015) [-]
The time difference between Fallout 3 and New Vegas is about 4 years.
User avatar #36 - azimuth (01/24/2015) [-]
Fuck, I got mixed up. It was 200 years between the great war and fallout 3, my bad.
User avatar #15 - hourlyb (01/23/2015) [-]
It's a tabloid parody. They make shit up all the fucking time.
#4 - Not sure if you're being serious or living up to your name, bu…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/23/2015 on People +21
User avatar #17 - Indoknight (01/23/2015) [-]
Does he explain why he didn't try to free her?
User avatar #28 - wertologist (01/23/2015) [-]
Copied from the wiki
"When she was kidnapped, he tracked down the slaving party in hopes of rescuing her, only to find her being auctioned off with hundreds of other slaves to Legion soldiers. All Boone had was his rifle and the distance between them. Instead of subjecting her to the horrors of Legion slavery, he chose to take her life in a mercy killing, due to him only having one bullet left."
User avatar #23 - veya (01/23/2015) [-]
Yes, think about it that way, there was about a thousand or more legionaires, and, consider this outside of in-game combat for a second, if he tried to get close, he would stick out like a sore thumb and be killed in less than a minute, mercy killing her was the only way he could make sure she wouldn't live as a slave.
User avatar #24 - Indoknight (01/23/2015) [-]
Oh, I assumed he had found her among a small group transporting slaves to their main camp. If he found her in their main camp or fortress then it would be totally implausible to go after her. Damn selfless of him to mercy kill her. I would have been too selfish to pull the trigger.
User avatar #5 - thechosentroll (01/23/2015) [-]
He occasionally says things?
User avatar #6 - wertologist (01/23/2015) [-]
Yes. If you go to certain spots and do certain things(usually helping out the NCR) he opens up little by little. The mission where you have to clear out Nelson, if you choose to rescue the troopers from the crosses Boone will talk about how troops often had to make the choice to mercy kill those crucified by legion if they were out of reach.

User avatar #14 - azimuth (01/23/2015) [-]
None of that shit even matters! Rivet city was fallout 3. Are you telling me that boons wife moved to DC and travelled back in time by 200 or so years to live in a fucking ship?
User avatar #27 - sixdollarbudget (01/23/2015) [-]
The time difference between Fallout 3 and New Vegas is about 4 years.
User avatar #36 - azimuth (01/24/2015) [-]
Fuck, I got mixed up. It was 200 years between the great war and fallout 3, my bad.
User avatar #15 - hourlyb (01/23/2015) [-]
It's a tabloid parody. They make shit up all the fucking time.
#17 - I never had trouble with the puzzles in Pokemon. Am I the only…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Ahh, memories 0
User avatar #21 - wedgehead (01/23/2015) [-]
Everyone pretends it for attention.
#19 - senhortobias (01/23/2015) [-]
they're not that hard... i got mine when i was 8 and (after i went in random directions) i just looked at it for a moment a figured it out
#10 - Never really played Duke Nukem. Played through one level on N6… 01/23/2015 on Chuck Nukem 0
#34 - Every time I see that I wonder who the **** made …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on cringe comp 2 +25
#68 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Hey guys come on most of the time the artists are commissioned by cringe fucks who can't draw. You fucks think that is bad I had to draw A pony version of spider man fucking Twilight. I was so horrified that I deliberately made it shit and the fucker still paid me 400 dollars for 5 art pieces. Even worse he wants incest pics now of a young Aunt may and Peter Parker. Granted he is paying 500 dollars for those but still. Do I like that shit no. Why do I do it because I get paid good money for it.
#3 - The few celebrities I have seen I had walked straight up to th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Jennifer Lawrence 0
User avatar #9 - andimac (01/24/2015) [-]
I can't even walk up to friends i know.
User avatar #16 - wertologist (01/24/2015) [-]
It's easy. I'm anti-social by nature, but I force myself to be social. Just crack jokes a lot.
#77 - Snood scorch These were my "no internet" games. 01/23/2015 on No internet 0
#76 - What is the name of that game? I have been trying to remember …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on No internet 0
User avatar #80 - cyborgbanana (01/23/2015) [-]
Rodent's Revenge shit was so cash.
#14 - I have never once used a mini-nuke. 01/23/2015 on A Simple Guide to Fallout 0
#126 - But The Flash can think as fast as he moves... 01/23/2015 on catch super power 0
#74 - These are New Vegas deathclaws. The Fallout 3 deathclaws were …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on WWTLLD 0
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (01/23/2015) [-]
Darts instantly cripple legs and inflicts poison damage which can stack.
#94 - While we're on the topic of learning, I'd like to ask for some… 01/22/2015 on I thought I would be a shoe-in 0
#17 - I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a b… 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
#15 - Probably not. They both got them just lobbed off. Anakin stret…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
That just makes me remember how bad the prequels were

Anakin being a total bitch compared to Obi wan
User avatar #17 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a bitch too, but after thinking more about it was kind of justified that he acted that way. He was manipulated into doing Palpapalpalpatine's bidding unknowingly. His friend who he trusted his life with was merely using him for his own ends at creating a galactic empire. Palpatine probably predicted the whole shebang down to the part where he turned into Darth Syphilis. He knew just how to manipulate Anakin due to them being so close. He knew he could twist him because of his love for Panda Bear.

Try to picture the movies from Anakin's point of view. Falls in love with pomegranate, gets horrible nightmares about her death(has a history of nightmares coming true and she's the last of his family aside from Ooobie doobie), told not to worry about it by Yoga Pants, manically depressed at the thought of losing her, is told one of his oldest friends can help save her, has to kill an entire religion/cult and a bunch of kids all the while knowing he is supposed to be the good guy, has to fight his best friend after he thinks his wife sent him to kill him, gets his arm and legs chopped off by his best friend who also left him to slowly burn to death by a lava river, barely survives only to be forced into a gimp suit with an asthma problem, and finally told his wife died because of him by his only remaining friend who had promised to help him in exchange for going dark and overthrowing the entire republic.

Little orphan Ani wasn't so much of a bitch. He was just manipulated and twisted by an old man with a massage wand up his sleeve.
#13 - Vader chopped that bad boy off. He didn't slide the blade down…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
Well aren't lightsabers already made out of saber proof material?

was it anakin that I was thinking of not luke?
User avatar #15 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
Probably not. They both got them just lobbed off. Anakin stretched out his arm for Dooku to help with his masturbation addiction. Anakin again needs help from Obi-bro Kenobi and has him lob off both arms because he became ambidextrous and his foot for good measure.

A for the saber proof material, I think the saber crystal only acts as a kind of lens thing. The power or light shoots through it in the direction it is aimed and produces the beam. I don't know how they work, but I assume it is something like that.
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
That just makes me remember how bad the prequels were

Anakin being a total bitch compared to Obi wan
User avatar #17 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a bitch too, but after thinking more about it was kind of justified that he acted that way. He was manipulated into doing Palpapalpalpatine's bidding unknowingly. His friend who he trusted his life with was merely using him for his own ends at creating a galactic empire. Palpatine probably predicted the whole shebang down to the part where he turned into Darth Syphilis. He knew just how to manipulate Anakin due to them being so close. He knew he could twist him because of his love for Panda Bear.

Try to picture the movies from Anakin's point of view. Falls in love with pomegranate, gets horrible nightmares about her death(has a history of nightmares coming true and she's the last of his family aside from Ooobie doobie), told not to worry about it by Yoga Pants, manically depressed at the thought of losing her, is told one of his oldest friends can help save her, has to kill an entire religion/cult and a bunch of kids all the while knowing he is supposed to be the good guy, has to fight his best friend after he thinks his wife sent him to kill him, gets his arm and legs chopped off by his best friend who also left him to slowly burn to death by a lava river, barely survives only to be forced into a gimp suit with an asthma problem, and finally told his wife died because of him by his only remaining friend who had promised to help him in exchange for going dark and overthrowing the entire republic.

Little orphan Ani wasn't so much of a bitch. He was just manipulated and twisted by an old man with a massage wand up his sleeve.
#11 - I know what a crossguard is and it looks ******* …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
Well shit if Luke had one he would not of lost his hand

It's just practical
User avatar #13 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
Vader chopped that bad boy off. He didn't slide the blade down his. He just swung it at his arm. If Luke had finished his training he may not have lost his hand.

The crossguard would probably get chopped off if that were to happen. There is lightsaber resistant materials out there, but Jar Jar Abrams basically said none of the extended universe is canon so that's out the window unless he decides to crowd source other people's ideas to play as his own.
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
Well aren't lightsabers already made out of saber proof material?

was it anakin that I was thinking of not luke?
User avatar #15 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
Probably not. They both got them just lobbed off. Anakin stretched out his arm for Dooku to help with his masturbation addiction. Anakin again needs help from Obi-bro Kenobi and has him lob off both arms because he became ambidextrous and his foot for good measure.

A for the saber proof material, I think the saber crystal only acts as a kind of lens thing. The power or light shoots through it in the direction it is aimed and produces the beam. I don't know how they work, but I assume it is something like that.
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
That just makes me remember how bad the prequels were

Anakin being a total bitch compared to Obi wan
User avatar #17 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a bitch too, but after thinking more about it was kind of justified that he acted that way. He was manipulated into doing Palpapalpalpatine's bidding unknowingly. His friend who he trusted his life with was merely using him for his own ends at creating a galactic empire. Palpatine probably predicted the whole shebang down to the part where he turned into Darth Syphilis. He knew just how to manipulate Anakin due to them being so close. He knew he could twist him because of his love for Panda Bear.

Try to picture the movies from Anakin's point of view. Falls in love with pomegranate, gets horrible nightmares about her death(has a history of nightmares coming true and she's the last of his family aside from Ooobie doobie), told not to worry about it by Yoga Pants, manically depressed at the thought of losing her, is told one of his oldest friends can help save her, has to kill an entire religion/cult and a bunch of kids all the while knowing he is supposed to be the good guy, has to fight his best friend after he thinks his wife sent him to kill him, gets his arm and legs chopped off by his best friend who also left him to slowly burn to death by a lava river, barely survives only to be forced into a gimp suit with an asthma problem, and finally told his wife died because of him by his only remaining friend who had promised to help him in exchange for going dark and overthrowing the entire republic.

Little orphan Ani wasn't so much of a bitch. He was just manipulated and twisted by an old man with a massage wand up his sleeve.
#19 - Must be nice playing on Very Easy.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on WWTLLD +2
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (01/22/2015) [-]
Highest difficulty.
Dartgun makes Deathclaws as threatening as a quadriplegic soft shelled turtle.
User avatar #74 - wertologist (01/23/2015) [-]
These are New Vegas deathclaws. The Fallout 3 deathclaws were never that hard. New Vegas really beefed them up. There also was no dart gun in New Vegas unless you modded it in. Was the dart gun even worth using? I always had one, but I never used it. Was always more for bullets than lasers or darts.
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (01/23/2015) [-]
Darts instantly cripple legs and inflicts poison damage which can stack.
User avatar #29 - derius (01/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, in FO3 dart gun is OP against deathclaws. Instantly cripples the legs.
(I know this pic is from New Vegas and there's no dart gun without mods)
#89 - I figured that Hitler was a practical joker. That whole holoca… 01/22/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +16
#7 - Picture 01/19/2015 on Wow I don't think I cringed... +8
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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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