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wertologist

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/10/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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Wertologist or Wert107

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#28 - I know you can become a king/queen. That's why I said I'd like… 12/12/2014 on Video game OC 0
#14 - I played it for a bit and it just seemed very repetitious. Jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Video game OC 0
#22 - anonexplains (12/12/2014) [-]
You can become king you fucktwat, start your own empire (but yeah it would be better with some added features). You can become a vassal if you are a pleb.
#28 - wertologist (12/12/2014) [-]
I know you can become a king/queen. That's why I said I'd like to be able to rule your kingdom. Typically royalty is in charge of kingdoms. Learn to read, fucktwat.
#105 - I don't have the source. He uploaded a video explaining it. It… 12/12/2014 on GG GG -1
#22 - Picture 12/12/2014 on spider-man comp +1
#40 - He soldout. They paid him money to shut up and he took it.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2014 on GG GG +2
#167 - anonexplains (12/12/2014) [-]
No, she said that he didn't want to have that large of an audience, and then pussied out.
User avatar #69 - ohhh (12/12/2014) [-]
citation.
User avatar #63 - sideism (12/12/2014) [-]
source
User avatar #105 - wertologist (12/12/2014) [-]
I don't have the source. He uploaded a video explaining it. It was kinda a "fuck you" to everyone.
User avatar #44 - oodlesandoodles (12/12/2014) [-]
Citation needed
User avatar #41 - I Am Monkey (12/12/2014) [-]
If they offered me that amount of shekels, I'd be over in Israel counting them as we speak.
#12 - I wouldn't put it past them to have them kiss in the last epis… 12/11/2014 on The ship sails itself +12
#48 - As far as I know, he can channel and control electricity. His … 12/11/2014 on goodbye secret identity 0
#4 - These seem a lot like fake accounts. They can't be real can they?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Reddit power +1
User avatar #5 - ansjovis (12/10/2014) [-]
I highly doubt Narwhal Bacon is a real person Appologies to the real Narwhal Bacon if you're reading this
#3 - Picture 12/10/2014 on Feels good man. 0
#5 - I stopped watching Pokemon years ago mid 2nd gen. I'm pretty s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Lucario is slowly losing... +72
User avatar #36 - slenderwolf (12/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, a competent person with two brain cells to rub together can get all the gym badges and beat the elite four, and capture a few legendaries, in a couple weeks, this nigga on the other hand...
#7 - nintendolover (12/10/2014) [-]
No kidding. He always throws out his best pokemon in favour of newer shittier ones. No wonder he isn't the very best.
#38 - To be fair, site would have fit. 12/10/2014 on Stabbing a dead dog 0
#45 - You missed a perfect opportunity to say "go big tits or g… 12/10/2014 on You can never win 0
#19 - I've seen 2 petitions on . I signed at least 1 of them. 12/10/2014 on Testicular holocaust 0
#2 - I'll never forgive CN for taking Young Justice down.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Testicular holocaust +85
#21 - neefew (12/10/2014) [-]
It's not their fault. Blame DC. When they started the new 52, they destroyed the infinite crisis universe which was what Young Justice was based off.
#25 - angelusprimus (12/10/2014) [-]
Don't blame DC. Blame Mattel.
Show was sponsored by Mattel, who had rights to make and sell Young Justice toys.
Show had great view figures, but nearly 50% were female. Mattel pulled the plug because "girls don't buy the toys".
User avatar #22 - edgeworthy (12/10/2014) [-]
But... infinite crisis was hella complicated.
#6 - fuckoutthewhey (12/10/2014) [-]
I've been saying this for awhile, can we start a petition to get the studio todo the final season they teased and put it on netflix? or go ala-kora and make it online only
User avatar #19 - wertologist (12/10/2014) [-]
I've seen 2 petitions on change.org . I signed at least 1 of them.
#16 - Was not aware of that. 12/09/2014 on Are you ready for it? +19
#3 - Comment deleted 12/09/2014 on Take a trip down nostalgia... 0
#49 - Spank you helper helper Doug. 12/09/2014 on I'm Batman! 0
#14 - You ain't fooling me, Dairy King. 12/09/2014 on Are you ready for it? +4
#92 - Ego....That is probably true, but I'm not one of those vain people. 12/09/2014 on Who are you 0
#8 - In the show he inhaled gas that gave many people different pow…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on goodbye secret identity +7
#47 - chimi (12/10/2014) [-]
i saw the show so yea i was aware of that, i was more curious as to the extent of his powers
User avatar #48 - wertologist (12/11/2014) [-]
As far as I know, he can channel and control electricity. His powers only work on metal.
User avatar #10 - megaton (12/09/2014) [-]
i think the comics is the same as his cartoon. young justice they wanted every single hero to be connected to the same event to make it easy to bring them into the show.
#12 - I was watching Adventure Time last night and I swear a charact…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Are you ready for it? +36
User avatar #20 - agreatusername (12/09/2014) [-]
You know, when I watched that episode I said the same thing.
I said "Haha gamergate is devolving into inconsequential humor"
Then someone corrected me.
I learned something good that day.
User avatar #15 - MrMustacho (12/09/2014) [-]
gamergate is a type of ant
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate
#16 - wertologist (12/09/2014) [-]
Was not aware of that.
#13 - sanguinemybrother (12/09/2014) [-]
By golly he's right dontchya know!
#14 - wertologist (12/09/2014) [-]
You ain't fooling me, Dairy King.
#274 - I think we can all agree that Skyrim is like Far Cry 3 with sw…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Elder Scrolls Privelage 0
User avatar #275 - pokemonstheshiz (12/09/2014) [-]
agreed lol
#21 - Someone mind giving me a link where I can read Injustice in or…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on I'm Batman! 0
#48 - anonexplains (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - wertologist (12/09/2014) [-]
Spank you helper helper Doug.
User avatar #25 - killthebilly (12/09/2014) [-]
oh, they're put in order... there's just a shitton of other comics inbetween the injustice-parts.

Anyway, unless you buy the comic, deadpoolsupplier is probably the best answer..
#271 - I always felt the combat was kind of ****** in Sk…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Elder Scrolls Privelage 0
User avatar #273 - pokemonstheshiz (12/09/2014) [-]
Also a lot of the environments were 10x better. Look at the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion vs Skyrim. First one you get to in Oblivion is just a square with a couple attached rooms and some torches. In Skyrim it actually looks like a badass lair.

Besides your issue, I think the only thing bad in Skyrim was some of the quests were over-simplified or immersion breaking. But I think they were just trying to break the games out of their usual realm of people.
User avatar #274 - wertologist (12/09/2014) [-]
I think we can all agree that Skyrim is like Far Cry 3 with swords 10/10
User avatar #275 - pokemonstheshiz (12/09/2014) [-]
agreed lol
User avatar #272 - pokemonstheshiz (12/09/2014) [-]
I usually go as a mage (specializing in conjuration), and the improved AI helped a lot in Skyrim. In the one man width tunnels of Oblivion, most things you could conjure were pretty useless because they couldn't move around or just got in the way. Plus, 9 times out of 10, they weren't hard enemies, they just put like 6 of them in the same place and you would get fucked over because you couldn't kill them all at the same time. Without a ridiculous amount of work, your mana was always really low compared to the cost of nearly any good spell. Level 20+ , maxed out Intelligence, maxed out Destruction, and I couldn't even cast most expert level destruction spells twice.

I don't do much with swords, so idk, but the magic combat was so much better. Also dual conjurations was pretty sweet. I did do a battlemage thing in Skyrim with bound swords, and I never had a problem with it. This was on PS3, so maybe it's just your computer?

At any rate, Oblivion would regularly lag out on me (it couldn't handle outdoor maps + portals nearby changing the environment, + enemies + my conjurations), and either screw me over in battle or just straight up freeze the game. That happened a few times in Skyrim, but it wasn't nearly as bad, and usually it wasn't during a battle it just screwed up during a loading scene somehow.
#66 - They seemed fairly different to me. I've only ever played Obli…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Elder Scrolls Privelage +4
User avatar #153 - pokemonstheshiz (12/08/2014) [-]
If you're a console peasant like me, Oblivion lags so much in the outdoor world, and the combat system was much worse. But Oblivion definitely had better lore and a lot of really fun missions. Skyrim did too, but the way the missions were set up got kind of boring. But the lag was not nearly as bad for Skyrim, their engine improved greatly.
User avatar #271 - wertologist (12/09/2014) [-]
I always felt the combat was kind of shitty in Skyrim. I often would press the trigger to swing, but by the time the guy swung the sword, the enemy had enough time to evade. The attack speed was really delayed. I had to use commands to make my attack speed just a bit faster so my guy would swing as soon as I pulled the trigger.
User avatar #273 - pokemonstheshiz (12/09/2014) [-]
Also a lot of the environments were 10x better. Look at the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion vs Skyrim. First one you get to in Oblivion is just a square with a couple attached rooms and some torches. In Skyrim it actually looks like a badass lair.

Besides your issue, I think the only thing bad in Skyrim was some of the quests were over-simplified or immersion breaking. But I think they were just trying to break the games out of their usual realm of people.
User avatar #274 - wertologist (12/09/2014) [-]
I think we can all agree that Skyrim is like Far Cry 3 with swords 10/10
User avatar #275 - pokemonstheshiz (12/09/2014) [-]
agreed lol
User avatar #272 - pokemonstheshiz (12/09/2014) [-]
I usually go as a mage (specializing in conjuration), and the improved AI helped a lot in Skyrim. In the one man width tunnels of Oblivion, most things you could conjure were pretty useless because they couldn't move around or just got in the way. Plus, 9 times out of 10, they weren't hard enemies, they just put like 6 of them in the same place and you would get fucked over because you couldn't kill them all at the same time. Without a ridiculous amount of work, your mana was always really low compared to the cost of nearly any good spell. Level 20+ , maxed out Intelligence, maxed out Destruction, and I couldn't even cast most expert level destruction spells twice.

I don't do much with swords, so idk, but the magic combat was so much better. Also dual conjurations was pretty sweet. I did do a battlemage thing in Skyrim with bound swords, and I never had a problem with it. This was on PS3, so maybe it's just your computer?

At any rate, Oblivion would regularly lag out on me (it couldn't handle outdoor maps + portals nearby changing the environment, + enemies + my conjurations), and either screw me over in battle or just straight up freeze the game. That happened a few times in Skyrim, but it wasn't nearly as bad, and usually it wasn't during a battle it just screwed up during a loading scene somehow.
User avatar #91 - shutupsocks (12/08/2014) [-]
Thank you! I though I was the only person on the planet who liked FO3 better. And in Oblivion, the Dark Brotherhood missions were better.

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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonexplains (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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