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#17 - My friend had a job planting trees for a guy that lives near m… 03/24/2015 on Breathtaking photos #2 -1
#25 - I would drown it, and wear it as a hat.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Dem facts +3
#80 - itsmedumbass (03/24/2015) [-]
You....you would drown the killer whale?
User avatar #186 - thesovereigngrave (03/24/2015) [-]
Well it is a whale. They need to breath air, so it's theoretically possible to drown one by keeping it under the water until it can't hold its breath anymore.
User avatar #195 - itsmedumbass (03/25/2015) [-]
Would you be physically holding the whale down? And if so I think I need to start the show Whale Wrestling
#36 - absolutely positive i would kick those hoochies the **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on me, you little 0
User avatar #48 - skullhead (03/23/2015) [-]
me too

high five
#31 - whats with the ska in his name? i just watched some of his vid…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on When the ping hits 999ms 0
User avatar #38 - lagingerninja (03/23/2015) [-]
23 facts about tomska video.

"Why is your name TomSka?"
"Because my names Tom, and I like Ska music."

So yes.
#29 - I'd be the one dude at the party smashing those bitches out of…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on me, you little +1
User avatar #35 - skullhead (03/23/2015) [-]
are you sure you wouldn't just stand in the corner awkwardly
#36 - wendall (03/23/2015) [-]
absolutely positive i would kick those hoochies the fuck out of my way and befriend the dog.
User avatar #48 - skullhead (03/23/2015) [-]
me too

high five
#176 - you guys talk about it like the water just disappears. water d…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on 1 year of water left +2
User avatar #280 - greyhoundfd (03/23/2015) [-]
Yes, the water has moved: to the ocean. Humans can't drink salt water. The people revolt without food but they die without water. If all that's left is salt water that we can't use human society withers and dies and it's the end of life on Earth as we exist to observe it.
User avatar #365 - ryderjbudde (03/23/2015) [-]
Dude. You do realize it is not only possible, but incredibly easy to convert salt water into fresh water? Like, they could mass-purify sea water if they needed to.

You can remove water from urine and then drink the water. This is actually done by astronauts.

Like, all water on earth was at one point sea water that was displaced by evaporation onto continents.

Thing is, water boils, and salt doesn't. If you trap the steam from boiling salt water and allow it to condensate, the resultant liquid will not have salt in it. You will have in one container salt, and in the other, water. This is also how sea salt is harvested. This process is known as distillation; the separation of two materials using their different boiling points.
User avatar #660 - greyhoundfd (03/23/2015) [-]
I realize that that is the case, but desalination on a mass scale tends to be expensive. I've heard of some projects in water purification which have shown incredible success in producing cheap, clean water, but I'm not sure whether that extends to desalination of the water itself or simply the removal of unhealthy materials.
#63 - lmao.. her whole life** 03/21/2015 on Cringe #11 0
#62 - bitch got ****** in her pee hole her hole life, and nev…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Cringe #11 +1
#71 - dawggz (03/22/2015) [-]
What the shit are you fucking serious???
Like in that small orifice?
I want my fucking mommy.
#64 - syrianbro (03/21/2015) [-]
....oh my fucking God.
#63 - wendall (03/21/2015) [-]
lmao.. her whole life**
#20 - I dont play CS, what is wrong with his crosshair? mind elaborating?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on 2 Cool 4 Dinner 0
User avatar #40 - ghettograndpa (03/21/2015) [-]
You're supposed to keep it at head level, it's much easier to kill an enemy with 1 hit than 5.
User avatar #28 - karvarausku (03/21/2015) [-]
He is aiming down in the apartment in the house meanwhile "good/ pro" players center the aim directly to the upper waist / head area.

If enemy would have come out of that corner he would have been dead for sure.
#79 - The "evaluation" of spongebob? how did he do?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #53 +1
#84 - spongebroswagpants (03/21/2015) [-]
10/10 Better than my boating exams
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