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#62 - What an interesting and oddly relevant chart! Where did you fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Liberals BTFO by /pol/ +1
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#63 - scorcho (5 hours ago) [-]
google images.
it's still pretty retarded to put it like that.
politics was a whole lot different in, for example, mozarts time.
that was around the time that the enlightenment movement started, and stuff like individual rights, democracy and this so called "science" business only really started to be introduced to the european societies of the time. I think i remember a quote where mozart responded to the death of voltaire (the de facto leader of the french enlightenment) with discontent towards him and some remarks about god, so basically mozart was probably more of a royalist.
like i said, it's retarded to try and put musicians from centuries ago into the brackets of modern politics. a lot of the ideas and concepts that are commonplace today were simply not a thing back then. the only reason you would extrapolate something like this, is pretty much to feel superior in your views, because some incredibly talented dead person shared them with you (apparently), which brings me back to my point >>#58, that alt righters are very much emotionally motivated, just as much if not more than the people you call "liberals" (even though they are not classic liberals in any sense of the word)
#128 - >native Africans living in poverty >dindus 20 hours ago on Forever 21's layout is a... +4
#21 - Well? We're waiting.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Fight +1
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#22 - brokentail (07/27/2016) [-]
Okay. Full story in the spoiler .

Humans are a very successful species. We've done a lot of cool things. But guess who's right behind us? Monkeys? No...
Lizards? No, not unless you know something i don't.

Ants. Ants make up 20% of the living matter on earth, making them equal to trees in terms of spread and staying power.

So what? So this. Ants have a hivemind. They act for the good of the colony, to a default. Some ants are capable of keeping crops. Some ants literally grab an intruder and throw the both of them, ant and intruder, off a lethally high fall. Imagine that ingenuity, that respect for the race, that sense of camaraderie, with human capabilities.

This is why, if you ever see my name in any politics (Mark Orosz) you should vote against me. Because

I think Apple, not Nintendo, has a real possibility to make this happen. Everybody is buying their products, it'd be nothing to MomCorp them. Especially some kind of merger with a prosthetic limb company. Check it out.

We have limbs capable of receiving commands from the brain, and making the limb move in accordance. These very limbs can tell the brain, very basically, what it's feeling, if I remember correctly.

You could have a prosthetic mind control people. Which would go well with what's in the spoiler.
#62 - He (Neil Breen) sounds like that in all of his movies (Fateful…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Me irl 0
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#63 - alphagex (07/27/2016) [-]
i mean i'm not Alfred Hitchcock or anything but he could put a bit more emotion into it...
#13 - I wish this show was still on the air  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2016 on banned +36
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#73 - uleaveinpieces (07/27/2016) [-]
At least it let itself end while it had dignity and originality unlike some shows nowadays.
#60 - blizzagan (07/27/2016) [-]
Except it was some of the only Cartoon Network series that had a proper series Finale
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#28 - herpeshamster (07/27/2016) [-]
which show?
#29 - gorillazgd (07/27/2016) [-]
chowder, a cartoon network show
#8 - Well you know, not everybody who actually listened when Bernie… 07/27/2016 on Et Tu, Bernie? +14
#30 - You forgot to sign out of your troll account 07/26/2016 on DND +15
#22 - Explain. 07/25/2016 on Puifto Haseph Unendedsoc 0
#13 - Don't think so. Ted Cruz's speech at the RNC was a blatant &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Puifto Haseph Unendedsoc +2
#18 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
This is really retarded.
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#22 - welliguessitsaname (07/25/2016) [-]
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#17 - useroftheLOLZ (07/25/2016) [-]
That doesn't really matter since Trump won the GOP, is setting records and is greatly endorsed by the public.

Really, a lot of Hilary voters are voting for her because Female President bullshit or because they think she's less corrupt than Trump.

This completely spits in the face of that, and we haven't even seen the Presidential Debates start. Trump has an endless sea of shit he can throw at Cunt, and given his wit, he'll probably actually turn the "debate" into an actual debate because it will be so much more effective at fucking her over.
#11 - Do you try to find things to be upset about?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on How lures work +7
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#39 - wthree (07/25/2016) [-]