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#22 - Good thing I'm never going to Queensland  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on BAMF Cassowary 0
User avatar #26 - lokiwins (05/10/2013) [-]
But I live there :(
#28 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, Goodluck.
I'm surprised you made it this far in that poison wasteland.
User avatar #29 - lokiwins (05/10/2013) [-]
Well went to a lake once, and the nature info board said it's good to swim in, just watch out for Funnel-webs. I noped the fuck out of there
#10 - Right in the feels, I got soo many goosebumps my nipples are hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Wisdom +6
#31 - foxxywithpaws (05/10/2013) [-]
c-can I touch them?
#82 - I dont think anyone who shops there is large enough to need a xl 05/10/2013 on About the Abercrombie... +1
#81 - Well you may have forgotten only Faggots and Middle Schoolers …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on About the Abercrombie... +2
User avatar #103 - tonyredgrave (05/10/2013) [-]
and Hispanics, ALL THE FUCKING HISPANICS. Some of the legal ones and about 99.9% of the illegal ones.
#82 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [-]
I dont think anyone who shops there is large enough to need a xl
#4370512 - I'm white 05/09/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#94 - And I mean, you walk by with a lunch tray and some will grab s… 05/08/2013 on Mall 0
#93 - Are you really the land lord of a pub? 05/08/2013 on Mall 0
#199 - That's because these shows are looking at the voice. not the people. 05/08/2013 on Dave Grohl +1
#53 - I love how someone still thumbed me down for having an opinion. 05/08/2013 on Put Your Hands Up 0
#49 - his roles aren't interesting to me. and they suck more as they…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Put Your Hands Up 0
User avatar #50 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
He isn't so bad now, not as good as he used to but he still has some good roles.
#53 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
I love how someone still thumbed me down for having an opinion.
#3695312 - Cool, btw whats the (T) mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
User avatar #3695347 - MYSTICxxCAT (05/08/2013) [-]
Click on it :D
#3695303 - So I got 3 special gems for 238 iron ore... Is that good? …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3695338 - MYSTICxxCAT (05/08/2013) [-]
NO
User avatar #3695321 - labia (05/08/2013) [-]
thats a pretty fair trade
#47 - Yeah, because I totally watch movies that involve Christopher …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Put Your Hands Up 0
User avatar #48 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
why not?
#49 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
his roles aren't interesting to me. and they suck more as they get older.
He is just not my cuppa tea.
I love woody Harrelson though.
User avatar #50 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
He isn't so bad now, not as good as he used to but he still has some good roles.
#53 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
I love how someone still thumbed me down for having an opinion.
#3695279 - I can sell you parts or horses for cheap, I dont really play a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
User avatar #3695300 - ldottc (05/08/2013) [-]
I might take you up on that offer :)
don't collect much anymore but i'll pick up some stuff to sell you for them :
#3695312 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]


Cool, btw whats the (T) mean?
User avatar #3695347 - MYSTICxxCAT (05/08/2013) [-]
Click on it :D
#45 - Gotta admit it is slightly more ballsy than crying and holding…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Put Your Hands Up 0
User avatar #46 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
no it's a movie you doofus.
#47 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, because I totally watch movies that involve Christopher Walken over the age of 50.
User avatar #48 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
why not?
#49 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
his roles aren't interesting to me. and they suck more as they get older.
He is just not my cuppa tea.
I love woody Harrelson though.
User avatar #50 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
He isn't so bad now, not as good as he used to but he still has some good roles.
#53 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
I love how someone still thumbed me down for having an opinion.
#3695266 - are ponies even really considered "worth" anything anymore?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
User avatar #3695281 - CottonTail (05/08/2013) [-]
some people may buy like headless horsemen i guess
User avatar #3695273 - ldottc (05/08/2013) [-]
I like white and yellow ones so they're still worth something to me,
i shouldn't have given all of mine away though miss them haha
#3695279 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
I can sell you parts or horses for cheap, I dont really play anymore as in not at all for 4 months or so
User avatar #3695300 - ldottc (05/08/2013) [-]
I might take you up on that offer :)
don't collect much anymore but i'll pick up some stuff to sell you for them :
#3695312 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]


Cool, btw whats the (T) mean?
User avatar #3695347 - MYSTICxxCAT (05/08/2013) [-]
Click on it :D
#3695260 - Selling all items extremly cheap, I really dont even play anym… 05/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +3
#43 - Am i sensing some sarcasm?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Put Your Hands Up 0
User avatar #44 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
nooooooooooo not at aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll.
#45 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
Gotta admit it is slightly more ballsy than crying and holding my hands up.
Any real motherfucker would pop a cap in your ass for simply not following instructions.
This here is a tv show.
User avatar #46 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
no it's a movie you doofus.
#47 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, because I totally watch movies that involve Christopher Walken over the age of 50.
User avatar #48 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
why not?
#49 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
his roles aren't interesting to me. and they suck more as they get older.
He is just not my cuppa tea.
I love woody Harrelson though.
User avatar #50 - randomathon (05/08/2013) [-]
He isn't so bad now, not as good as he used to but he still has some good roles.
#53 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
I love how someone still thumbed me down for having an opinion.
#91 - Yes. No. wait. Yes. 05/08/2013 on Church carved out of solid... 0
#86 - I am also aware, I am an AP history student I love shit like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Church carved out of solid... 0
#88 - mrshrapnel (05/08/2013) [-]
And i was trying to make a cheap joke on your joke, does that make me a joke parasite?
#91 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
Yes. No. wait. Yes.
#83 - Yes, yes I was aware that a lot of art was inspired by religio… 05/08/2013 on Church carved out of solid... 0
#69 - And hollywood is like... 05/08/2013 on Iron Man 3 +1
#75 - Yeah, it's like.. "Woah Salamon, calm your titties, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Church carved out of solid... 0
User avatar #79 - beerterror (05/08/2013) [-]
This kind of thinking would lead you to a world with no art, are you aware of that?
#83 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I was aware that a lot of art was inspired by religion, but not every bit of it, are you aware that I am in AP history, and honors science, math, and literature. Know my shit, and although I am not an architect who designs chapels, I create art myself, and shit, seems like religion isn't influencing it.
#40 - I don't hate people. I hate people who walk slow in front…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Mall 0
User avatar #64 - PubLandlord (05/08/2013) [-]
Ironic coming from the welfare kid

and what black people are eating or stealing your food
#94 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
And I mean, you walk by with a lunch tray and some will grab shit like its theirs, or you leave food around and they eat it.
#93 - welfarekid (05/08/2013) [-]
Are you really the land lord of a pub?
#12 - Because that skank that gave him the love potion in The Half-B…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Muggles 0
User avatar #17 - Mesmus (05/08/2013) [-]
I'd still tap that skank with my wand
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#121 - alekksandar (05/03/2013) [-]
**alekksandar rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at My neighbors cat........ **

you are a faggot and I hate you.

...because you are a faggot...and I hate faggots.

so I hate you.

because you are a faggot.

and I hate faggots. Because you are one. Faggot.
#122 to #121 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
Listen broski, the laws of nature deem you the faggot, for taking the time from your day, to even think about commenting on my profile.
User avatar #123 to #122 - alekksandar (05/03/2013) [-]
...broski?
#124 to #123 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
You don't know my life.
#125 to #124 - alekksandar (05/03/2013) [-]
I know I'm hungry for mashed potatoes.
User avatar #120 - luluQ (01/26/2013) [-]
R u considering/comparing my offer, or ignoring them ?
User avatar #118 - luluQ (01/26/2013) [-]
Accepting most trades ? I over paid and you won't accept...
User avatar #114 - thecolorman (01/26/2013) [-]
What do you want for candyjack??
#115 to #114 - welfarekid (01/26/2013) [-]
Send what you think is a fair trade and Im selling it if I like, nothing specific really.
User avatar #116 to #115 - thecolorman (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't really know what it's worth :P I've got chests/keys, a greed stand, rits and tokens if any of those interest you
#117 to #116 - welfarekid (01/26/2013) [-]
green stand. rits, tokens. and chest/keys will do
User avatar #119 to #117 - thecolorman (01/26/2013) [-]
i sent a req, let me know what you think
User avatar #112 - thatslovesnayytay **User deleted account** (12/09/2012) [-]
Sorry, Im trying to get an item there are only 11 of, I might need those to help pay for it
User avatar #111 - superpower (12/08/2012) [-]
Sorry you're a little late.
User avatar #107 - shinnok (12/05/2012) [-]
Sorry, the RITs are not for sale
User avatar #98 - hillko (12/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I'm fine selling the demonic tickets, But I don't wanna sell my chicken statue. anything else you want instead?
#102 to #98 - welfarekid (12/04/2012) [-]
kinda digging them chocolate truffles :3
User avatar #103 to #102 - hillko (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm only selling dupes
#104 to #103 - welfarekid (12/04/2012) [-]
well shit wait
#99 to #98 - welfarekid (12/04/2012) [-]
you have 2 of them
User avatar #100 to #99 - hillko (12/04/2012) [-]
Yes but I like them! So anything else that you are interested in?
#101 to #100 - welfarekid (12/04/2012) [-]
ill view
User avatar #96 - thenerdachi (12/04/2012) [-]
That offer I just sent you, what did I put in it? I think I forgot to put some stuff in lol
#97 to #96 - welfarekid (12/04/2012) [-]
idk lol forgot
User avatar #93 - ied (12/04/2012) [-]
Can I buy GOD gem?
#94 to #93 - welfarekid (12/04/2012) [-]
if your offer is nice then yes
User avatar #95 to #94 - ied (12/04/2012) [-]
You send? Selling Dupes. :D
User avatar #92 - handsomelegend (12/03/2012) [-]
sorry can you resend that?
User avatar #91 - publicawesomeslot (11/26/2012) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #90 - publicawesomeslot (11/24/2012) [-]
THanks man!
User avatar #89 - feferest (11/24/2012) [-]
If you quit, dibs on tokens. :P
User avatar #85 - rulethirtyfourchan (11/19/2012) [-]
sorry man, as much as I'd like to trade them to you I need them for potatoes, lol
User avatar #79 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
that was a terrible deal for me, and i didn't mean to accept, i pressed the wrong button. could i have those 280 rits back?
#80 to #79 - welfarekid (11/19/2012) [-]
what did i trade you?
User avatar #81 to #80 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
a fj imp.
#82 to #81 - welfarekid (11/19/2012) [-]
i mean... thats actually worth mroe tha just 280 rits but you can resend the trade if you want
User avatar #83 to #82 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
well... i already have two, i usually try to use rits either for chests or unique items.
User avatar #76 - dalemc (11/19/2012) [-]
that was fine bro, thanks.
User avatar #74 - pilaf (11/18/2012) [-]
I'm only accepting payment in badges
#75 to #74 - welfarekid (11/18/2012) [-]
ahh how many diamonds or melanite for 40 badges
User avatar #71 - killjoyzzz (11/18/2012) [-]
Accept or decline b0r
User avatar #70 - iloverapingmen (11/18/2012) [-]
What are you looking for in particular for whale or cherry?
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