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#65 - Call it attention whoring all you like but whoever claims to d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Filthy Frank on Stupid People +1
User avatar #105 - hellboundstrength (08/13/2014) [-]
i hate people who hate people who have big muscles, like why? he wanted to better himself through hard work diet and a little drug that shouldn't even be illegal in the first place, if you ask someone why is steroids illegal they'll say cause it unnaturally builds muscle, when in reality we all have steroids in us they're called hormones testosterone and estradiol naturally found in the body do you what else is a steroid naturally found in the body and has the highest chance of death in any drug? insulin. the most powerful hormone; not enough carbs before taking a needle of insulin cause of diabetes? BAM! cardiac arrest.
User avatar #79 - wertologist (08/13/2014) [-]
I started working out mainly because I wanted to. Not for health and not for showing off...Though the looks I got were nice though
#81 - Comment deleted 08/06/2014 on to all the anti feminist posts 0
#746 - my cock kept getting limp and even when I was ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on arandomanon's profile 0
User avatar #748 - anaraledien (07/28/2014) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY, GOD DAMN IT. Too much mastuburation or she wasn't that attractive or you had spaghetti in your pockets.
User avatar #747 - arandomanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Well my cock fell out of her pussy at times yes, specially when we got carried away and started to go fast; that's pretty much normal I think. It was annoying but since we both enjoyed when my cock entered in her pussy, wasn't much of a problem. About your cock getting limp, well how long did you fuck? If you came several times yeah it's rather normal. Or even if you didn't, just going for a lot of time can cause it.
#744 - Dude, I ****** a fit, 30 year old Spanish chick l…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on arandomanon's profile 0
User avatar #745 - arandomanon (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh congrats buddy! Weird? What did exactly happen?
User avatar #746 - weenieandthebutt (07/25/2014) [-]
my cock kept getting limp and even when I was fucking her, it fell out of her pussy at times. Did you have the same problem too as well?
User avatar #748 - anaraledien (07/28/2014) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY, GOD DAMN IT. Too much mastuburation or she wasn't that attractive or you had spaghetti in your pockets.
User avatar #747 - arandomanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Well my cock fell out of her pussy at times yes, specially when we got carried away and started to go fast; that's pretty much normal I think. It was annoying but since we both enjoyed when my cock entered in her pussy, wasn't much of a problem. About your cock getting limp, well how long did you fuck? If you came several times yeah it's rather normal. Or even if you didn't, just going for a lot of time can cause it.
#101 - Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on weenieandthebutt's profile 0
#102 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm fucking proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
#99 - I'm doing gr8 m8, thanks for asking. I recently went on a date…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on weenieandthebutt's profile 0
#100 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
Sounds really good, it's a shame you didn't make it to sex but you've been near so that's nice. A 34 and a 38 years old? Interesting. Where are you getting all those chicks? Dating sites?

About me.. well, I broke up with my girlfriend several weeks ago because we decided to end our relationship and keep it as a nice memory rather than force it to work. The 5 hours of difference is way too much. There was a little bit of drama because when we broke up she still loved me but good thing is we ended up as friends and now she doesn't love me anymore. She however still says that the best sex she's ever had was with me so she says if she ever comes back to Spain and we both are single, she wants to repeat it haha. I wonder what would she say if she finds out I was a virgin. I didn't tell her because I was rather ashamed of it.

On the other hand, I've met an English girl and she's really great. She's rather young but kind of mature for her age. I started to like her several weeks after the break up and I told her as soon as I realized I liked her. I kind of went all alpha saying "I think I like you and I think you like me back too so wanna date?". She in fact liked me and she said she'd say yes if I lived there. However, even when she didn't say "yes", she didn't say "no" either so I keep trying, hitting on her and stuff. She's hint several times she may say yes soon but nothing's for sure with these issues. I however am optimistic, I think she's just playing hard to get. I may be wrong, I'm relatively new with these things but as long as I don't get a straight "no", I'll keep trying.
User avatar #101 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2014) [-]
Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actually quite decent, you should try it out.

I'm really sorry to hear about the breakup. It must really suck that as soon as you get your first gf, it just had to be long distance. It was best not to force it but hey, at least the door's still open for when or if you meet her again. That's actually pretty rad that you're the best persona she's had sex with despite you being a virgin. I'm quite worried that I may be terrible first time round and the girl may pull out.

As for the English girl, she's most likely playing hard to get. Even when I pulled the girl last Friday night, it took me at least 3 attempts (had to hang out with her most of the night) just to make out. If the girl refused, she'll defiantly give you a straight "no". Ughhh fuck, I want Thursday and Friday to hurry up so I can go on these dates with the hot older chicks.
#102 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm fucking proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
#1381 - Anyone here lifts?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday -2
#1390 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Fag.
#1388 - sourpotato (07/08/2014) [-]
Your name suits you well.
#12 - Well some people would rather be girlfriendless than having to… 07/06/2014 on As a young man who doesn't... 0
#4 - The giant version of those birds in Sky Island had somewhat of… 06/28/2014 on 3spoky5mee 0
#81 - Well I was technically diagnosed with it from young age (as we…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Only on Tumblr 0
#84 - pimpelipom (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh. I was referring to your comment, which certainly seemed like a cheap fashion label like one from the tumbler lot would say. Sorry, my mistake.

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#98 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Hello. Just wanted to know how're you doing.
#99 to #98 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm doing gr8 m8, thanks for asking. I recently went on a date with a fine Russian chick where we went hand holding across the park, made out a couple of times and everything. Unfortunately, didn't make it to sex and she told me it was just a one off thing. A few days later, I pulled a young mixed race girl at a club (recently turned 18) so it's all good. In addition, I now have two dates set up with one 34 year old and one 38 year old who are both yummy MILFs (they don't have kids but still). How have you been mr
I'm doing gr8 m8, thanks for asking. I recently went on a date with a fine Russian chick where we went hand holding across the park, made out a couple of times and everything. Unfortunately, didn't make it to sex and she told me it was just a one off thing. A few days later, I pulled a young mixed race girl at a club (recently turned 18) so it's all good. In addition, I now have two dates set up with one 34 year old and one 38 year old who are both yummy MILFs (they don't have kids but still). How have you been mr
#100 to #99 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Sounds really good, it's a shame you didn't make it to sex but you've been near so that's nice. A 34 and a 38 years old? Interesting. Where are you getting all those chicks? Dating sites?

About me.. well, I broke up with my girlfriend several weeks ago because we decided to end our relationship and keep it as a nice memory rather than force it to work. The 5 hours of difference is way too much. There was a little bit of drama because when we broke up she still loved me but good thing is we ended up as friends and now she doesn't love me anymore. She however still says that the best sex she's ever had was with me so she says if she ever comes back to Spain and we both are single, she wants to repeat it haha. I wonder what would she say if she finds out I was a virgin. I didn't tell her because I was rather ashamed of it.

On the other hand, I've met an English girl and she's really great. She's rather young but kind of mature for her age. I started to like her several weeks after the break up and I told her as soon as I realized I liked her. I kind of went all alpha saying "I think I like you and I think you like me back too so wanna date?". She in fact liked me and she said she'd say yes if I lived there. However, even when she didn't say "yes", she didn't say "no" either so I keep trying, hitting on her and stuff. She's hint several times she may say yes soon but nothing's for sure with these issues. I however am optimistic, I think she's just playing hard to get. I may be wrong, I'm relatively new with these things but as long as I don't get a straight "no", I'll keep trying.
User avatar #101 to #100 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2014) [-]
Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actually quite decent, you should try it out.

I'm really sorry to hear about the breakup. It must really suck that as soon as you get your first gf, it just had to be long distance. It was best not to force it but hey, at least the door's still open for when or if you meet her again. That's actually pretty rad that you're the best persona she's had sex with despite you being a virgin. I'm quite worried that I may be terrible first time round and the girl may pull out.

As for the English girl, she's most likely playing hard to get. Even when I pulled the girl last Friday night, it took me at least 3 attempts (had to hang out with her most of the night) just to make out. If the girl refused, she'll defiantly give you a straight "no". Ughhh **** , I want Thursday and Friday to hurry up so I can go on these dates with the hot older chicks.
#102 to #101 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm ******* proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
you look like ZyZz
User avatar #95 to #94 - weenieandthebutt (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh God, I wish. No where near as tall, not as good looking but 'tis ain't ever going to stop my dreams of trying to get ma goal body
User avatar #97 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (05/30/2014) [-]
I have plans to walking outside in the morning at like, 6:00 and try to do it every day when in the summer, after I've stopped going to the school I'm going to right now. Uhm.. summer break? Is that what it's called?
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/08/2014) [-]
I think it's just your hair and your chest or so that reminds me
#86 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Hi. I saw a retarded feminazi post some time ago and it reminded me of you. How're you?
User avatar #87 to #86 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
haha why does every feminist post remind you of me now? I'm okay-ish I guess. Since the last time:

-turned 25 recently. Tfw virgin and no gf.

-Downloaded Tinder and started talking to girls. Met up with this one really hot girl who was nice. Unfortunately, I got 'replaced' by somebody else.

-phone got stolen at the gym and had to buy another one which set me back financially ughhh.

-My mum's in hospital after having an operation done to get the cist removed from her ovaries and womb. So now I visit my mum everyday in hospital but thankfully she's recovering.

How you've been man?
#88 to #87 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Well not like every one but the one I saw it was about some chick saying you shouldn't judge a book by its cover and in the next scene she was saying that she didn't like fat guys or something like that. And that kind of reminded me of you saying "we all have standards"

Ouch man it sounds like things aren't really going good to you... Have you found a relatively stable job or still busy with it? I wish your mother the best, hope she gets better soon, although it sounds like she's on it.

I've been pretty good, I can't really complain. I've been really busy (in the good way, like going out with friends, working on some investigation essays that are interesting and with a good working group, they all are trustable) so I haven't been browsing FJ a lot lately.
Besides of that... well, this one friend of mine confessed to me like 2 weeks ago and last week I agreed to go out with her ^_^. It looks like she's reeeeeeeeeeeeally into me (I think more than I am into her) but dunno if it'll be something serious or not. It really surprised me though because I never saw that in that way until she confessed. She's a great person and although she's a bit overweighted, she's working hard to be in a better shape (she's lost 9kg in 3 weeks or so). So... yeah, I've got a girlfriend now haha. I still kind of can't believe it.
The problem is, she lives far away and on the top of that, she's moving abroad (Chile) so it kind of sucks. I'm thinking of finding some time somehow and going to see her for at least several days. I don't have a lot of money but I think I can get a flight for 70-80€. Then I can stay at her place so all good. I've got to see her before she leaves otherwise I don't think I can ever forgive myself haha. I've got to take this opportunity.
User avatar #90 to #88 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I had an interview for a business analyst internship working for some financial company. Gotta revise a few business concepts which is so god damn boring compared to science.

I'm glad that you're doing well for yourself, that you're finally coming out of your shell and that you're becoming more confident. You really needed that change. In addition, congrats on getting a girlfriend man! 9kg in 3 weeks, that doesn't exactly sound too healthy but good that she's working hard on her body. Hopefully you genuinely like her back rather than going for it, just because you feel it's the only opportunity you'll get. It's good to set yourself standards.
User avatar #89 to #88 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
Oooh pls show me the pic. I'll get back to the other comments
User avatar #91 to #89 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I know it's not exactly very healthy, I've told her about that but she says she's fine so I don't really know what else to do but telling her that I don't really care about her weight. But she says she says she wants to be better for me and I can't really say that I don't like it. I just tell her not to pressure herself. And yeah I like her back. I smile when she talks to me and I think of her a lot. I think that means something.
What picture?
User avatar #92 to #91 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm glad that you like her back and it's actually quite nice that she cares about you so much that she's even willing to change for you. I personally think it's a nice quality in a girl. Losing too much weight in a short time may be quite unhealthy but I wouldn't complain too much when you get a hot slim chick lol (or whatever body-type you prefer).

As for the pic, I meant that feminism pic you mentioned

User avatar #93 to #92 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Is the pay at least decent?
I'm kind of calm about it because she's going to see a doctor and she's watching over her.
I saw it like 3 days ago, I sadly don't have it.
User avatar #73 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
are you ok with saying how much you weigh if I don't have to say how much I weigh?
User avatar #74 to #73 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Yeah sure. My weight was never a secret nor should it ever define a person. I'm around 75kg at the moment, though I'm on a cutting phase where I'm trying to burn bodyfat.
User avatar #75 to #74 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah.

Wow, nice.
User avatar #76 to #75 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Is that you in your profile pic?
User avatar #78 to #76 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Also, I didn't notice it at first but if you look closely you see that there's a gun in her / his mouth
User avatar #79 to #78 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
I thought it was a black cock. Are you a Swedish metalhead or something?
User avatar #81 to #79 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Would be kinda funny / tragic if someone flagged it thinking it was that and I got banned for it.. I would actually be kinda mad then...
User avatar #80 to #79 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
U funny
Yeah, I am
User avatar #82 to #80 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Sweden must be very cold there (as well as extremely feminised). I guess that must be the most masculine thing that you have going on at the moment. If only I was more into metal, I'd be able to approach those hot metal girls in this club I go to.
User avatar #83 to #82 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure if you're trying to insult me

It's not really as the media seems to portray... :| The sitting down and peeing is just a rumour.. except for the fact that I got circumcised and I literally had to sit down to not shoot it everywhere.. but normally, people don't do that.

It's not that cold right now either, only a little bit

But nah, whole me is the epitome of manliness except for maybe a few things, but we all have a few quirks
User avatar #84 to #83 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Honestly, wasn't trying to insult whatsoever. Even my Swedish friends have complained about how feminised the country is due to the 'matriarchy'. I'm not exactly the manliest guy myself.
User avatar #85 to #84 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, it's the internet you know, ambiguity rules.

Weird, I don't notice it much but it's probably because I don't really do very much these days now that.. stuff happened.. and that I live in this small ass town I guess..

Dude, sure you are. We are men. We are masculine by default unless we do bad. The only ones who are not masculine are the ones without honour, in the sense that they for example hurt women when they themselves haven't been hurt, they are mean to inncoents etc.. That's what I think anyway.
User avatar #77 to #76 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Nope :­P wait.. let me find en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halmstad_%28album%29 it's from here
One of my favourite albums atm
#58 - subadanus (12/11/2013) [-]
*******					 						****					.   
   
Your 						*******					 trips, you rolled on that HELLO DOG post so long ago.   
   
I spent 5 minutes looking through your comments to find that 						****					, and once I found it.   
   
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******* **** .

Your ******* trips, you rolled on that HELLO DOG post so long ago.

I spent 5 minutes looking through your comments to find that **** , and once I found it.

COMMENT DELETED
User avatar #59 to #58 - weenieandthebutt (12/11/2013) [-]
OP was such an absolute cunt that time for no apparent reason and when I confronted him about it, he'd blocked me.
#61 to #60 - weenieandthebutt (12/11/2013) [-]
There are some FJ users who are really far stuck up their own ass. There are the odd cool one's around but then you get a lot of the annoying fags around. I'm often embarrassed to be an FJ user.
There are some FJ users who are really far stuck up their own ass. There are the odd cool one's around but then you get a lot of the annoying fags around. I'm often embarrassed to be an FJ user.
#62 to #61 - subadanus (12/11/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
I know that feel.
User avatar #56 - tittentei (11/11/2013) [-]
My life is not like that at all. Partying, massive music festivals, chillin with friends, uni lifestyle of only going to classes for a few hours a day, looking forward to going gym and catchin up with mates having epic workouts talking about the next event we can put on display our aesthetic beauty. Girls drooling over us, unlimited attention, being recognised, known, and having a reputation. Girls want me and guys want to be my best friend. Having a hot girlfriend that every guy wants and she doenst look at any of them because she knows im the best. Summer. beaches. Girls. Long, massive parties with every girl asking you for photos and licking your chest/abs. Being desired and talked about and bragged about to girls and their friends. Racking up, coked up, ecstasy, G, getting ****** up and having memories to remember for a lifetime. U mad?" - Zyzz
User avatar #57 to #56 - weenieandthebutt (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm recognised amongst women for having a hot body (hot for female standards but not great for lifting standards) but I still can't do anything with it unfortunately. I get the odd complements for walking around clubs shirtless but if I try hitting on them, they get repulsed. With Zyzz, he's charismatic and has got the mental fortitude to pick up women. I lack all of that. Even he's had a girlfriend during his nerdy skeleton days.
#52 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
So.... Hello.

How is it going?
#53 to #52 - weenieandthebutt (09/06/2013) [-]
Pretty dull to be honest, haven't even been out in over a month, just the same ol' basic day with gym and still no job as usual. I was meant to go out tonight but all my friends had bailed out on me so Friday is just going to be dull. On the plus side, I'm going to Spain with my friends on Monday so this holiday should be exciting (hopefully). How's everything with you?
Pretty dull to be honest, haven't even been out in over a month, just the same ol' basic day with gym and still no job as usual. I was meant to go out tonight but all my friends had bailed out on me so Friday is just going to be dull. On the plus side, I'm going to Spain with my friends on Monday so this holiday should be exciting (hopefully). How's everything with you?
#54 to #53 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, you told me you were going there. I hope you enjoy your stay. If you're going to the beach, it's still the "good weather season" until half September/half early October.

Well not bad at all. I've been hanging out with friends more usually than before wich I find pretty good. I'm going to start my new studies on Monday so I'm kind of nervous, I really want this to work. I don't know if I'm getting a work in the future but oh well, I gotta try this because I'm out of ideas.
#51 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?    
   
If not; I would really enjoy having them.   
   
I promise they will go to a good use (items).   
   
All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #50 - helpmeplz (08/07/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
#35 - arandomanon ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Hello man. It's been a while but my pc's having problems with me loging in FJ and posting comments. Don't know why. So I log in very rarely. I wanted to ask how you doing and stuff. I also wanted to ask if you have skype or gmail or something because I consider it'd be kind of a shame to lose our friendship just because my stupid retarded pc.
#29 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
C-c-c-c-cool weekends!
User avatar #27 - twi (03/20/2013) [-]
your username pleases me
#28 to #27 - weenieandthebutt (03/20/2013) [-]
Same 'ere. It's just so Shining Armour-esque that evokes the cuteness of it all.
#22 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
It's been a time since last time we chatted, how's your life going?
#23 to #22 - weenieandthebutt (03/19/2013) [-]
Hey man, sorry for late reply. Since we last spoke, I celebrated my birthday last week but the problem was that I had a bloody bad flu (the type where I felt queezy) and the barbers gave me such a 						****					 haircut! The girl I liked came to my birthday nightout and because of my bad haircut, I didn't feel confident nor feel physically 100%, even when she was quite flirty towards me. Other than that, it was still a good laugh. Well now this week, I've got two job interviews lined up for me so I'm really hoping that I'll get something out of it.    
   
How have you been yourself?
Hey man, sorry for late reply. Since we last spoke, I celebrated my birthday last week but the problem was that I had a bloody bad flu (the type where I felt queezy) and the barbers gave me such a **** haircut! The girl I liked came to my birthday nightout and because of my bad haircut, I didn't feel confident nor feel physically 100%, even when she was quite flirty towards me. Other than that, it was still a good laugh. Well now this week, I've got two job interviews lined up for me so I'm really hoping that I'll get something out of it.

How have you been yourself?
#24 to #23 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh man, that sucks. That's why I never go to the barber shop when I gotta go somewhere where my look matters. But if you had a good time, that's what matters. On the other hand, the flu was bad luck. But hey, if the girl you liked was flirty to you, you can try it another time! And good luck with your job interviews.

I've been meh. Last week, I realized I'm too dumb and too low of moral to keep trying my career and I quited. I couldn't stand it anymore. I can't keep studying a career I dislike and I'm bad at when my personal life is also messed up. I talked to my parents of that and although they didn't look happy, they said that it's better to quit now if I really can't do it and looking for something I can do. My mother is a therapist (on the line of acupuncture things but not exactly) and she told me if I could study for that, she'd give me a job. Besides, I'm also thinking of studying the history grade. It's the only thing I can say I'm actually good at and I like.
#25 to #24 - weenieandthebutt (03/19/2013) [-]
Dayymmnnnn I'm well surprised that you've quit your course. How many years did you have left at least? Don't worry, some of the smartest people I've known had suddenly dropped out of my physics course just after their second year and it was for those exact reasons, not enjoying it or them feeling that it's not something that they wanna go into. There's no point studying something that you don't enjoy. My sister went to Oxford, she did studied physics but after that one year, she just dropped out because she was having a really 						******					 time there. A couple of years later, now she has a good job somewhere working in a courtroom or some 						****					 and she didn't even need to go to uni for it. I support you in your decision to follow your heart and stick to what you actually enjoy and that you're good at.
Dayymmnnnn I'm well surprised that you've quit your course. How many years did you have left at least? Don't worry, some of the smartest people I've known had suddenly dropped out of my physics course just after their second year and it was for those exact reasons, not enjoying it or them feeling that it's not something that they wanna go into. There's no point studying something that you don't enjoy. My sister went to Oxford, she did studied physics but after that one year, she just dropped out because she was having a really ****** time there. A couple of years later, now she has a good job somewhere working in a courtroom or some **** and she didn't even need to go to uni for it. I support you in your decision to follow your heart and stick to what you actually enjoy and that you're good at.
#26 to #25 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Let's see... but the thing is, with all of this unemployment, if I can get a job as graduated in history (you say it like that? or just "history graduated"?). And I'm also afraid I'm going to study that and then I find out I don't like it either... I don't wanna waste more time, I'm alredy 22 years old... But my experience says that I'm better at memorizing-style subjects (languages, history, phylosophy, etc) than the sciences ones. Someone said once "the thing you do while you procrastinate will probably be what you'll work of in the future" and aside from listening to music and playing games, reading history related articles in wikipedia is one of my hobbies (I can spend hours straight reading random 						****					 just for the lulz) so let's see if I'm not mistaken with my choice (again).   
And thanks for your support man because not even myself I'm sure if I made the right decision because I'm rather desperated and lost right now ^^.
Let's see... but the thing is, with all of this unemployment, if I can get a job as graduated in history (you say it like that? or just "history graduated"?). And I'm also afraid I'm going to study that and then I find out I don't like it either... I don't wanna waste more time, I'm alredy 22 years old... But my experience says that I'm better at memorizing-style subjects (languages, history, phylosophy, etc) than the sciences ones. Someone said once "the thing you do while you procrastinate will probably be what you'll work of in the future" and aside from listening to music and playing games, reading history related articles in wikipedia is one of my hobbies (I can spend hours straight reading random **** just for the lulz) so let's see if I'm not mistaken with my choice (again).
And thanks for your support man because not even myself I'm sure if I made the right decision because I'm rather desperated and lost right now ^^.
#19 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I'd reply to in that status thingy but I HAD to post a picture. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO! In Spain we use to hug friends (even a guy) when something worthy happens. And I don't care you think it's gay, you're getting that hug because I'm Spanish and here it isn't gay *arandomanon gives you a manly hug*.

Shame you catched that stupid flu. It seems it wanted to share such an important date with you, hehe.

And yes, hopefully something good will happen to us both.

#20 to #19 - weenieandthebutt (03/08/2013) [-]
Thanks man! That's actually one of the most thoughtful birthday messages I've recieved so far! Hehe we give bro hugs as well in the UK, nothing gay about it (though we don't do that double kissing on the cheek thing like they do in some parts of Europe). It shall be the manliest manly hug ever hugged where no boners are raised and no fireworks are lit.    
   
Well this stupid 						*******					 flu is still not going to stop me going out to the cinema with my two longtime Highschool friends and then tomorrow, I'm off clubbing with my old university friends. If I can recover on time, then I'm going to get one of my female mates to wingman me and get me laid.
Thanks man! That's actually one of the most thoughtful birthday messages I've recieved so far! Hehe we give bro hugs as well in the UK, nothing gay about it (though we don't do that double kissing on the cheek thing like they do in some parts of Europe). It shall be the manliest manly hug ever hugged where no boners are raised and no fireworks are lit.

Well this stupid ******* flu is still not going to stop me going out to the cinema with my two longtime Highschool friends and then tomorrow, I'm off clubbing with my old university friends. If I can recover on time, then I'm going to get one of my female mates to wingman me and get me laid.
#21 to #20 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Don't worry, we only do that double kissing thing with girls. Or with family members when you're a child. Exacly! That's the hug I was thinking about. A sober and determined one.   
   
Sounds like a plan then. And good luck with the getting laid operation! Haha.
Don't worry, we only do that double kissing thing with girls. Or with family members when you're a child. Exacly! That's the hug I was thinking about. A sober and determined one.

Sounds like a plan then. And good luck with the getting laid operation! Haha.
#1 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Wait a second, is it you?
#2 to #1 - weenieandthebutt (01/23/2013) [-]
**weenieandthebutt rolled a random image posted in comment #2512144 at FJ RPG ** awww yeeeaaahhhhh
#3 to #2 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Nice. How can you roll pictures if you're still "untouched account" tier?   
Nice profile picture by the way.
Nice. How can you roll pictures if you're still "untouched account" tier?
Nice profile picture by the way.
#4 to #3 - weenieandthebutt (01/23/2013) [-]
I can even upload pictures in comments. Was quite surprised to be honest. You were right, I think it was best that I made another account for now. Fresh clean start. Haha thanks, this was all in a good day's work at a drunken music festival ;)
I can even upload pictures in comments. Was quite surprised to be honest. You were right, I think it was best that I made another account for now. Fresh clean start. Haha thanks, this was all in a good day's work at a drunken music festival ;)
#6 to #4 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
By the way, in the last mail you sent me, you said "continue". Doesn't that mean you were going to send me another with the continuation?
User avatar #7 to #6 - weenieandthebutt (01/26/2013) [-]
oh yeah, I was meant to but then I just didn't really find the time. I know I'm on FJ a lot but whenever I write to you, I always wanna write something meaningful to you that doesn't sound rushed. Gonna take my dog out for a walk and then travelling down the country with mates to go out clubbing fior his bitrthday. I promise to respond to you in a meaningful way soon. Take care for now
#8 to #7 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I understand you can't be all the time trying to write me stuff. Just asking because I never recieved the 2nd one.
Sounds sweet, enjoy that. You too.
#9 to #8 - weenieandthebutt (01/30/2013) [-]
crap, I can't even remember now what I was going to write for you for the second one. What are you up to these days now? Are you doing a post graduate course? Thing about life after uni is just that everyday just feels about the same and it's very unproductive ughhh.
crap, I can't even remember now what I was going to write for you for the second one. What are you up to these days now? Are you doing a post graduate course? Thing about life after uni is just that everyday just feels about the same and it's very unproductive ughhh.
#10 to #9 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I don't know what am I doing after getting my degree. Mainly because I don't even know if I'm going to finish it. These days I've been having my finals but I don't think I'll pass anything so I'll have to try harder the next chance. I'll start my classes any time soon, not sure when so I'll start going to class again.   
So you're telling me that life after uni is even more monotonous? That's not very encouraging... lol. All it feels I do it's either study or nothing at all.   
   
You said you've been looking for a job, how is it going? What have you been up to these days?
I don't know what am I doing after getting my degree. Mainly because I don't even know if I'm going to finish it. These days I've been having my finals but I don't think I'll pass anything so I'll have to try harder the next chance. I'll start my classes any time soon, not sure when so I'll start going to class again.
So you're telling me that life after uni is even more monotonous? That's not very encouraging... lol. All it feels I do it's either study or nothing at all.

You said you've been looking for a job, how is it going? What have you been up to these days?
#11 to #10 - weenieandthebutt (02/01/2013) [-]
I swear you have some weird education system in Spain where it takes ages to finish a degree. I met Spanish girl who was doing some thermodynamic-based degree in Spain and she'd been there for ages (dunno how many years to be exact). I know it probably sucks but just keep focusing on your work. Deactivate your FB account (you have no idea how much more stuff you get done).   
   
Graduating is a bit of a depressing phase (but it's only a phase). On the upside, life is stress free from any coursework, dissertation, lab report, project or even waking up at 8am to go to lectures. I applied for a Financial role in Siemens (lol Semen) and was granted to do an online exam. I 						*******					 missed the deadline due to my lazy ass procrastination. Job hunting is a bitch so I'm volunteering for now to try and bolster my CV.    
   
Well, I went to a rock nightclub last Thursday. Got shunned and rejected as usual and whilst thinking about my loneliness, there was suddenly this really hot goth like chick who grabbed my hand, guided me up the stairs and kissed me once on the mouth. I was really happy and in shock at the same time. Shortly afterwards, I saw her with another guy who looked like they know each other. Wasn't quite sure what was happening. I approached her, tried dancing with her where we held each other quite tightly. I tried making out with her but was quite resistant so she just gave me a kiss on the cheek and hand. Maybe it doesn't properly count as pulling but that kiss felt really nice and she was one of the hottest girls I've ever came across! She had dark brown hair, black clothing (back was quite revealing) and tight leather trousers. It make me realise how badly I want a girl even more. Two days later, I went to Birmingham (where Ozzy Osborne is from and Kerrang Radio) and went to the same similar rock nightclub. I managed to pull a girl but this time, she wasn't quite as pretty and was a bit chubby. We were making out and then her 						*******					 annoying bitch friend cockblocked me and pulled her away ughhh. Since then, I've done nothing but fapped in the 						****					 section on FJ. I'm going to a huge rock nightclub tonight so I'm hoping to pull (or even get a girlfriend if I'm lucky enough for valentines). How have you been bro.
I swear you have some weird education system in Spain where it takes ages to finish a degree. I met Spanish girl who was doing some thermodynamic-based degree in Spain and she'd been there for ages (dunno how many years to be exact). I know it probably sucks but just keep focusing on your work. Deactivate your FB account (you have no idea how much more stuff you get done).

Graduating is a bit of a depressing phase (but it's only a phase). On the upside, life is stress free from any coursework, dissertation, lab report, project or even waking up at 8am to go to lectures. I applied for a Financial role in Siemens (lol Semen) and was granted to do an online exam. I ******* missed the deadline due to my lazy ass procrastination. Job hunting is a bitch so I'm volunteering for now to try and bolster my CV.

Well, I went to a rock nightclub last Thursday. Got shunned and rejected as usual and whilst thinking about my loneliness, there was suddenly this really hot goth like chick who grabbed my hand, guided me up the stairs and kissed me once on the mouth. I was really happy and in shock at the same time. Shortly afterwards, I saw her with another guy who looked like they know each other. Wasn't quite sure what was happening. I approached her, tried dancing with her where we held each other quite tightly. I tried making out with her but was quite resistant so she just gave me a kiss on the cheek and hand. Maybe it doesn't properly count as pulling but that kiss felt really nice and she was one of the hottest girls I've ever came across! She had dark brown hair, black clothing (back was quite revealing) and tight leather trousers. It make me realise how badly I want a girl even more. Two days later, I went to Birmingham (where Ozzy Osborne is from and Kerrang Radio) and went to the same similar rock nightclub. I managed to pull a girl but this time, she wasn't quite as pretty and was a bit chubby. We were making out and then her ******* annoying bitch friend cockblocked me and pulled her away ughhh. Since then, I've done nothing but fapped in the **** section on FJ. I'm going to a huge rock nightclub tonight so I'm hoping to pull (or even get a girlfriend if I'm lucky enough for valentines). How have you been bro.
#12 to #11 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Weird? No, not weird. Just **** . Spanish education system is completly crap so when you make it to the uni, you're barely prepared for it. So, if you're suicidal enough to choose a science degree, either you study a lot, you're a genius or you're ****** . FB account? haha, I don't have any dude. I only have this FJ account and it's the only site related to a social network thing I've got an account in.

I don't mind waking up at 8am, what wears me down is to wake up at 6:30 to go to classes I don't like just so I can get a degree I'm not really interested in. Working to see that I barely pass my projects and I usually fail my exams. That when I study because usually I'm either too apathetic to even get up from bed or I have a migraine attack so I only can lie down the whole evening.
Oh man, that sucks. Procrastination can be a bitch sometimes haha. Well, good luck with your job hunting and with the volunteering.

Oh, sounds amazing. And that girl sounds hot. I'm happy for you.
Cockblocked again? next time slap the hell out of whoever does that to you! haha. That sucks. But that can't happen forever, you'll eventually get laid. Better luck tonight! I really wish you good luck, bro.

How have I been? Nothing much to tell. I've been studying, browsing FJ, encloused in my parents' house because my laptop is ****** up so I can't go to my flat, playing some old games and nothing much. Last time I went out, was on new year's eve so I reeeally need a break. When I found out that I'd probably won't pass **** , I had a nervous breakdown. Fortunately, my parents were in a travel so they didn't find it out. It was a big breakdown, had to drink and smoke to cool down and I'm still a bit strained. Last night, I had to slap myself to quit thinking crap and sleep, and I my mother heard me because she asked wether I had mosquitoes because she heard like smacking sounds. I need to control myself haha. Next week I start classes again, let's see how it goes.
#14 to #12 - weenieandthebutt (02/04/2013) [-]
oh boy, tell me about science degrees! They are such a real bitch in general. Most of my physics classmates are just straight out clever nerds. I wasn't a nerd in my class, I was just this socially awkward sap who was often a bit of an outcast. Because physics is really difficult, you really need the drive and passion (and maybe some intrinsic intelligence) to do this degree otherwise you're 						******					! When I was in second year, I worked really hard to the point where I shunned myself away from social contact. I really had this drive to do well and my hard work was paying off with top grades etc. My housemates and few uni friends on the other hand, they kept ringing me, knocking on my door and continuously bugged me to go out drinking, student club nights, house parties etc. I continued to be antiscocial but then during the second semester, I psychologically broke down due to girls rejecting me, my asshole housemate bullying me (since I was a very meek guy back then). I suddenly lost my drive for work and decided to go clubbing, drinking and 						****					 with mates. Grades were starting to decline slightly but still got a really high mark for exams since I revised solidly hard during revision period. Third year of uni, I lost that passion and drive and 						******					 up badly. Fourth year (masters), I worked really hard but didn't do too much better (but same with everyone else on my course since it was really tough). Overall, I didn't get the grade I wanted but I was told by a few others and agencies that my degree if still good. Hope it takes me somewhere
oh boy, tell me about science degrees! They are such a real bitch in general. Most of my physics classmates are just straight out clever nerds. I wasn't a nerd in my class, I was just this socially awkward sap who was often a bit of an outcast. Because physics is really difficult, you really need the drive and passion (and maybe some intrinsic intelligence) to do this degree otherwise you're ****** ! When I was in second year, I worked really hard to the point where I shunned myself away from social contact. I really had this drive to do well and my hard work was paying off with top grades etc. My housemates and few uni friends on the other hand, they kept ringing me, knocking on my door and continuously bugged me to go out drinking, student club nights, house parties etc. I continued to be antiscocial but then during the second semester, I psychologically broke down due to girls rejecting me, my asshole housemate bullying me (since I was a very meek guy back then). I suddenly lost my drive for work and decided to go clubbing, drinking and **** with mates. Grades were starting to decline slightly but still got a really high mark for exams since I revised solidly hard during revision period. Third year of uni, I lost that passion and drive and ****** up badly. Fourth year (masters), I worked really hard but didn't do too much better (but same with everyone else on my course since it was really tough). Overall, I didn't get the grade I wanted but I was told by a few others and agencies that my degree if still good. Hope it takes me somewhere
#15 to #14 - weenieandthebutt (02/04/2013) [-]
speaking of girls, last Friday night, I went to a huge rock night club where they played awesome music, had awesome people and whatnots. I wore my pedobear t shirt on the night where it got quite a lot of attention lol. There was this drunk confident guy who high fived me for my pedobear t shirt, kept telling me how awesome I was and was trying to set me up with girls. Sadly, it didn't work out but I admired his spirit and was grateful for his attempt. As the night went by, I kept trying to hit on girls as usual, got shunned and rejected but to be fair, it's a not a type of club where people go out with the incentive of trying to get laid (including myself since I actually enjoy the music).    
   
I hit on this one pretty dark skinned Europeon-accent girl (she wasn't black) during Fallout Boy's Dance Dance and we danced with each other. We started making out which was all good but then her 						*******					 bitch friend cockblocked me. I really hate it when this happens, I know girls are overprotective with each other but I'm not exactly rapey and if she doesn't like me, she can say "no" herself. Tried hitting on more girls, didn't work out though I talked to a few since they loved my t shirt lol. I was chilling on the dancefloor with mates jumping and moshing along to songs and then this girl decided to join us. I was sort of dancing with this girl (well no physical contact) and maybe there was a slight chance that I could've pulled but she was quite fat and wasn't exactly attractive :P. I headed down to the bar to look for my friends and suddently, this really pretty big boobed girl approached me and started talking to me. She was Australian, was travelling to the UK and although she had neck-length hair, she was really pretty. We started talking, she was quite flirty with me and when she found out I was Egpytian, she told me was part "Cypriot" (Cypriots love Egyptians) was quite turned on and said that I was "sexy" lol. She took me to the corridor where the music was quieter and we talked more. She leaned against the wall in a seductive manner, I was leaning against close to her. I had my arms around her, my crotch leaning against her warm part lol. She asked me where I was into men or women. I promply asked, "seriously, why does everyone think I'm gay? and told her that she has to make up for it somehow. The way she was positioned, she was inviting me for a kiss and then I went for it and we started making out. We started kissing sudductively around each other's necks, we were holding each other really tightly in a romantic sort of way where I had my hand against her butt which felt really nice :P. My friends came afterwards, her male friends came as well, where it was slightly interrupted and we all started talking. Her male mates where these two nerdy looking guys but really cool nerds. One was Australian like her and the other was English, was a gig photographer and has shown me a picture of him hugging Hayley Williams (absolutely jelly). They were one of the coolest, most down to earth people we'd ever spoken to on a nightout and she gave me her FB ad.    
   
Following day, I proceeded to add her on FB and she started talking to me. For the past two days, we spoke for long hours about random 						****					. Not only she's pretty but she's also such a fun, cool, loving girl who's into awesome things such as anime, games, cosplaying and internet culture. She's told me that she used to date a couple of 4chaners and /b/tards, we spoke for hours on inappropiate racial jokes etc. Beauty is common amongst women but what's very rare is finding one who's interesting, funny and open minded. Most women who I've spoken to are really dull, boring, have a bitchy and annoying character despite their pretty faces.   
   
 I asked her if she wanted to meet up for some coffee and she said yes! She also hinted on wanting to drink and although I've given up drinking, I'm ready to do anything to please this girl. She told me that she wanted me to surprise her and I think I know what I may want to do. I'm planning to buy loads of booze (Pimms, Sambuca etc) and sit, drink and maybe take a romantic stroll through Hyde Park (huge beautiful park) at nighttime. I'm meeting her tomorrow and I'm well exciting for it :D. Everytime I think about her, I actually get a hard on where my most recent fapping sessions had been effective. I've kissed a lot of girls (though haven't had sex nor dated) and she's the first girl who I kissed who I actually like and could see myself falling in love with. I don't wanna screw anything up/
speaking of girls, last Friday night, I went to a huge rock night club where they played awesome music, had awesome people and whatnots. I wore my pedobear t shirt on the night where it got quite a lot of attention lol. There was this drunk confident guy who high fived me for my pedobear t shirt, kept telling me how awesome I was and was trying to set me up with girls. Sadly, it didn't work out but I admired his spirit and was grateful for his attempt. As the night went by, I kept trying to hit on girls as usual, got shunned and rejected but to be fair, it's a not a type of club where people go out with the incentive of trying to get laid (including myself since I actually enjoy the music).

I hit on this one pretty dark skinned Europeon-accent girl (she wasn't black) during Fallout Boy's Dance Dance and we danced with each other. We started making out which was all good but then her ******* bitch friend cockblocked me. I really hate it when this happens, I know girls are overprotective with each other but I'm not exactly rapey and if she doesn't like me, she can say "no" herself. Tried hitting on more girls, didn't work out though I talked to a few since they loved my t shirt lol. I was chilling on the dancefloor with mates jumping and moshing along to songs and then this girl decided to join us. I was sort of dancing with this girl (well no physical contact) and maybe there was a slight chance that I could've pulled but she was quite fat and wasn't exactly attractive :P. I headed down to the bar to look for my friends and suddently, this really pretty big boobed girl approached me and started talking to me. She was Australian, was travelling to the UK and although she had neck-length hair, she was really pretty. We started talking, she was quite flirty with me and when she found out I was Egpytian, she told me was part "Cypriot" (Cypriots love Egyptians) was quite turned on and said that I was "sexy" lol. She took me to the corridor where the music was quieter and we talked more. She leaned against the wall in a seductive manner, I was leaning against close to her. I had my arms around her, my crotch leaning against her warm part lol. She asked me where I was into men or women. I promply asked, "seriously, why does everyone think I'm gay? and told her that she has to make up for it somehow. The way she was positioned, she was inviting me for a kiss and then I went for it and we started making out. We started kissing sudductively around each other's necks, we were holding each other really tightly in a romantic sort of way where I had my hand against her butt which felt really nice :P. My friends came afterwards, her male friends came as well, where it was slightly interrupted and we all started talking. Her male mates where these two nerdy looking guys but really cool nerds. One was Australian like her and the other was English, was a gig photographer and has shown me a picture of him hugging Hayley Williams (absolutely jelly). They were one of the coolest, most down to earth people we'd ever spoken to on a nightout and she gave me her FB ad.

Following day, I proceeded to add her on FB and she started talking to me. For the past two days, we spoke for long hours about random **** . Not only she's pretty but she's also such a fun, cool, loving girl who's into awesome things such as anime, games, cosplaying and internet culture. She's told me that she used to date a couple of 4chaners and /b/tards, we spoke for hours on inappropiate racial jokes etc. Beauty is common amongst women but what's very rare is finding one who's interesting, funny and open minded. Most women who I've spoken to are really dull, boring, have a bitchy and annoying character despite their pretty faces.

I asked her if she wanted to meet up for some coffee and she said yes! She also hinted on wanting to drink and although I've given up drinking, I'm ready to do anything to please this girl. She told me that she wanted me to surprise her and I think I know what I may want to do. I'm planning to buy loads of booze (Pimms, Sambuca etc) and sit, drink and maybe take a romantic stroll through Hyde Park (huge beautiful park) at nighttime. I'm meeting her tomorrow and I'm well exciting for it :D. Everytime I think about her, I actually get a hard on where my most recent fapping sessions had been effective. I've kissed a lot of girls (though haven't had sex nor dated) and she's the first girl who I kissed who I actually like and could see myself falling in love with. I don't wanna screw anything up/
#16 to #15 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
In Spain the degrees grades aren't very important. As far as you have the degree and you have several masters, grades don't really matter.

At least your friends want to know of you and want to go out with you. If I want to speak or meet up with my friends, I have to call them. They rarely call me neither come to my house. I usually feel like my birds are the only beings in Earth that actually love me or are happy to see me. And one of them got really sick today. I'm afraid he could die. And the other one can die too if the 1st one dies because of sadness. Life's getting better every day.

What? Your housemate bullied you? I hope he isn't anymore. He better. Hope he dies in a painful death.

I'm sure your grades are good enough, bro. If not, why would people have told you otherwise? This situation isn't going to be forever, hang on and keep looking.

Sounds like there are a lot of good places to go where you live. I don't usually go clubbing because here most of places play **** music, are filled with douchebags and I don't like that. Besides, I refuse going alone and since my friends are... reluctant of going out clubbing.

Ah, lucky boy. You found a good girl after all. I'm sure that kiss you give her left clear about what are you into haha.

Wow, that girl you described sounds SO much like that girl I've talked you about... I remember when we used to talk about super random **** for hours straight... Hope you have better luck than me. You're right, most girls are kind of annoying and lack of ineresting conversation topics. I love when a girl loves the same things I do.

Hey, congratulations on the date ************ . Just be careful and don't drink too much and be yourself because, even when I don't know you a lot, you sound like a cool guy.
That sounds like a plan, bro. I hope you get laid and I'm sure it'll be awsome. Go ahead and enjoy. And don't worry about screwing anything because you won't. How do I know? Because I'm a smart ************ .
#17 to #16 - weenieandthebutt (02/05/2013) [-]
I've only started making really good loyal friends when I was in second year uni. Before that, I only hung out in a gang of 3 during Highschool and in 6th form (between highschool and uni), I had that one single chinese friend who too was a social outcast. When I was in first year uni, the one friend I made would abuse me in front of others (but he secretly apprechiated my friendship). I was introduced to the gang but rather than feeling part of the group, I felt like a follower. When second year uni came, they just weren't interested in hanging around with me but I met other cool people before hand and now they're friends for life. I can honestly give you a whole life story on the different friends I've made, my rise and fall in social popularity but it'd just be way too long to write and have no idea where to start (it's complicated).    
   
We were good friends before we were housemates. When you live with people, then tend to show their ugly side and he was a mega condescending douche who'd love to exert his dominance and become an OCD neat freak. I was very meek and submissive back then so I never did anything against him. After, I got fed up so I started arguing back with him. Soon, I snapped and I spat in all his food, pissed in his milk and rubbed his lip balm against my pubes. Well, this was 3 years ago, I'm no longer his friend nor do I have any form of contract with him.   
   
As for the clubbing scene, I usually hate nightclubbing in general but sadly, it's the only place to meet girls. Sometimes I go with my usual guy mates and sometimes girl mates. My girl mates are the one's who want to go to all these douchey nightclubs which contain all the dickhead people and 						****					 music. My usual mates on the other hand, we go to awesome rock nightclubs. Girls there are hotter in my opinion (I'm into goth/emo/rock chicks) and the people there are really cool and easy to get along with. Also the music's awesome. Try going to a nightclub which suits your scene and music taste, you never know, you may get really lucky.   
   
I don't think it's a date, I think it's just a meet up (well I hope it turns into a date). I've got Sambuca, Pimms with fruit on the side and Blue Kush weed prepared for her and it's all a surprise. I dunno if I'll get laid, I dunno if she'll like me in that sort of way. I'm heading out in about an hour or so as well. I'm quite nervous yet excited at the same time. Thanks for all the support you smart 						************					!
I've only started making really good loyal friends when I was in second year uni. Before that, I only hung out in a gang of 3 during Highschool and in 6th form (between highschool and uni), I had that one single chinese friend who too was a social outcast. When I was in first year uni, the one friend I made would abuse me in front of others (but he secretly apprechiated my friendship). I was introduced to the gang but rather than feeling part of the group, I felt like a follower. When second year uni came, they just weren't interested in hanging around with me but I met other cool people before hand and now they're friends for life. I can honestly give you a whole life story on the different friends I've made, my rise and fall in social popularity but it'd just be way too long to write and have no idea where to start (it's complicated).

We were good friends before we were housemates. When you live with people, then tend to show their ugly side and he was a mega condescending douche who'd love to exert his dominance and become an OCD neat freak. I was very meek and submissive back then so I never did anything against him. After, I got fed up so I started arguing back with him. Soon, I snapped and I spat in all his food, pissed in his milk and rubbed his lip balm against my pubes. Well, this was 3 years ago, I'm no longer his friend nor do I have any form of contract with him.

As for the clubbing scene, I usually hate nightclubbing in general but sadly, it's the only place to meet girls. Sometimes I go with my usual guy mates and sometimes girl mates. My girl mates are the one's who want to go to all these douchey nightclubs which contain all the dickhead people and **** music. My usual mates on the other hand, we go to awesome rock nightclubs. Girls there are hotter in my opinion (I'm into goth/emo/rock chicks) and the people there are really cool and easy to get along with. Also the music's awesome. Try going to a nightclub which suits your scene and music taste, you never know, you may get really lucky.

I don't think it's a date, I think it's just a meet up (well I hope it turns into a date). I've got Sambuca, Pimms with fruit on the side and Blue Kush weed prepared for her and it's all a surprise. I dunno if I'll get laid, I dunno if she'll like me in that sort of way. I'm heading out in about an hour or so as well. I'm quite nervous yet excited at the same time. Thanks for all the support you smart ************ !
#18 to #17 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I have several good friends, you know.. well, I'm actually not absolutely sure. I've been tricked a lot so I don't know if they are actually good friends. But, at least, they seem to be good people and stuff. Complicated social life? Well, you can tell me whatever you want. I'm here to listen.

I see. I live with some people (2 guys and their girfriends) and it's good. Everything is well organized, there's basic respect for everyone else's rooms and things and we get along very well. I was friend of them before I started to live with them and after the girl who was living with them before me left, I decided to give it a try since I was fed up of standing at my mother's crap everyday. That guy you talk about indeed sounds like an asshole and I'm not surprised you did all that. **** him.

The thing is, where I live, there aren't such clubs I can say they play "good music". I live in the world's ass (it's a Spanish expresion, means I live in a place where there is nothing interesting because it's too far away from the mainland) and there aren't many places that play tolerable music. And the only ones are usually too full. Besides, I'm a poorfag and I'm too shy (I say I'm shy but the real reason it's I can't stand at myself so I usually think people don't like me even when I try to joke around and stuff) and insecure to try to go there alone.

So you're trying to find romantic places to go on a "meetup"? A romantic meetup is a date so just go and enjoy it. It's normal being excited and it's normal being nervous, that's part of the... I don't know if "charm" is the right word but I guess it'll do. Blue Kush weed and alcohol, sounds good. Just be careful and don't drink and smoke too much. Good luck with that, perhaps she's the one. Hey, no problem. Bros are meant to support each other.
#5 to #4 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Interesting. Maybe FJ saved your IP. I have some good moments sometimes. I was writing a response when I got your friend request. I was about to ask "do I know you", saw your profile picture and supossed it was you.
I missed uploading irrelevant pictures like these.
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