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I am weaponexplain!

I am here to answer all weapon and military related questions!

I specialize in guns but will answer anything related to things that go whoosh, boom, bang, or even biff.

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#128 - That's not very likely 7 hours ago on adonbilivit 0
#12 - Hasn't she always been getting big? *bu dum tss* 12 hours ago on (untitled) +2
#30 - Sure, but he still didn't like the content. 12 hours ago on Obi-Wan recalling the past 0
#22 - Not so fun fact: Alec Guinness ended up hating the role of Obi…  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on Obi-Wan recalling the past +12
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#28 - boomroastd (12 hours ago) [-]
Ya but instead of getting a regular salary he got a % of starwar's profit and made an actual shit ton of money
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#30 - weaponexplain (12 hours ago) [-]
Sure, but he still didn't like the content.
#23 - dragontamers (13 hours ago) [-]
"What I didn't tell Lucas was that I just couldn't go on speaking those bloody awful, banal lines."

Christ, he saw it coming before anyone else.
#61 - You (100% boy) Your sister (50% boy, 50% girl) 3/…  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on adonbilivit +5
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#109 - meganinja (11 hours ago) [-]
Or 2 brothers and a sister?
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#128 - weaponexplain (7 hours ago) [-]
That's not very likely
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#62 - lapsushominum (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh lol
#59 - Less likely doesn't mean impossible. Also your sister is transgender?  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on adonbilivit +2
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#60 - lapsushominum (14 hours ago) [-]
Nah I know I was just joking.
What?
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#61 - weaponexplain (14 hours ago) [-]
You (100% boy)
Your sister (50% boy, 50% girl)

3/4 of the kids are boys.
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#109 - meganinja (11 hours ago) [-]
Or 2 brothers and a sister?
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#128 - weaponexplain (7 hours ago) [-]
That's not very likely
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#62 - lapsushominum (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh lol
#21157 - Picture 15 hours ago on /guns/ board +1
#21154 - Its gonna take awhile to extradite him, my concern is him esca…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on /guns/ board 0
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#21155 - youregaylol (15 hours ago) [-]
Thats why they should stick an ice pick behind his ear, call it a heart attack, and be done with it.
#21151 - Sure there's going to be revenge killings for this, but it wou…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on /guns/ board 0
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#21152 - youregaylol (15 hours ago) [-]
I don't think he'll break out again once in our custody in federal holding. He doesn't have near as much connections as he does up here as he does down there and despite the hype law enforcement in the US isn't that corrupt, at least in an organized way like mexico.

Officers dont really live in much fear up here, and they know how easy it is to get caught taking a bribe.
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#21154 - weaponexplain (15 hours ago) [-]
Its gonna take awhile to extradite him, my concern is him escaping before he gets here.
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#21155 - youregaylol (15 hours ago) [-]
Thats why they should stick an ice pick behind his ear, call it a heart attack, and be done with it.
#21149 - Killing Chapo would cause more violence than it would solve. R…  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on /guns/ board +1
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#21150 - youregaylol (15 hours ago) [-]
Theres already going to be revenge killings and fighting for power considering he was captured.

Someone has to fill the void now that boss isn't on the street, and I imagine some lieutenants are going to blame other lieutenants for him getting captured in the first place. Accusations of ratting and so on and so forth. Greed, old wounds getting reopened, tensions reaching their boiling point, ect.

Best to keep killing their leaders over and over again to destabilize them. Divide and conquer.
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#21151 - weaponexplain (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure there's going to be revenge killings for this, but it would be on a greater magnitude if he was killed. Also he'll probably break out soon anyway.
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#21152 - youregaylol (15 hours ago) [-]
I don't think he'll break out again once in our custody in federal holding. He doesn't have near as much connections as he does up here as he does down there and despite the hype law enforcement in the US isn't that corrupt, at least in an organized way like mexico.

Officers dont really live in much fear up here, and they know how easy it is to get caught taking a bribe.
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#21154 - weaponexplain (15 hours ago) [-]
Its gonna take awhile to extradite him, my concern is him escaping before he gets here.
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#21155 - youregaylol (15 hours ago) [-]
Thats why they should stick an ice pick behind his ear, call it a heart attack, and be done with it.

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User avatar #26 - savirleo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Yo, weaponexplain. I'm thinking of getting myself a gun. I applied for my license about 2 weeks ago. Got any good and cheap ones you recommend? Was thinking of getting a Henry rifle that's around $500. It'd be mostly for recreation
User avatar #27 to #26 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Since you said you're getting a gun license, I assume you're not in the US. What are the laws on guns where you live?
User avatar #28 to #27 - savirleo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
actually, I live in Illinois, right outside of Chicago. Figured I should get one just in case something comes up saying I need one
User avatar #29 to #28 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Ah yes the Illinois FOID ******** . Anyway, what kind of shooting do you plan on doing? Distances you plan to shoot at? Ammo preference?
User avatar #30 to #29 - savirleo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
if I can find a range that's long enough, I'd do distance. Otherwise I'm fine with handgun range. Since I've never fired a shot, I think I'll start at 9mm, or get a .22 rifle and use that for practice before going up in caliber
User avatar #31 to #30 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
If its your first rifle I would agree that a .22 would be the best way to go. It's easier to learn shooting techniques on a gun with little recoil and cheap ammo when you can find it . Get a Marlin 60 or a Ruger 10/22 and a decent rimfire scope. At the absolute most that should run you $350-400. Spend the rest on ammo.
User avatar #32 to #31 - savirleo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
I was thinking of getting this since I love lever action and revolvers
www.henryrifles.com/rifles/lever-action-22-carbine-rifle/
My goal is to eventually get a Single Action Army and a M1911

How hard is it to find .22?
User avatar #33 to #32 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Its more expensive than both the Marlin 60 and Ruger 10/22 and has a shorter barrel and in my opinion less quality . Also the Henry Repeating Arms Company has no actual association to the original Henry rifles or its inventor. If you really like lever action its a good choice.
User avatar #34 to #33 - savirleo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
If you think that the Marlin and Ruger are better, then I'll get one of those. Also, as for the Ruger, did you mean the 10/22 Carbine? I see there's 7 different models
User avatar #35 to #34 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Ya the Carbine. If you want a Walnut stock you could get the Sporter. I think its like $40 more.
User avatar #36 to #35 - savirleo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
I think I'll get the Marlin
Know of any other companies besides Henry that does lever action?
User avatar #37 to #36 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Henry and Marlin are really the big two. Some other companies make them but it starts to get very expensive.
User avatar #38 to #37 - savirleo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
well now I feel like an idiot for not exploring their site. Thanks for the help. Mind if I ask you questions at a later date if something comes up?
User avatar #39 to #38 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #24 - hackhazardly (02/25/2015) [-]
Hey Glorious Bestexplain, feral hogs have been getting pretty dangerous around where i live, what do you recommend for hiking?No one here, not even the police give a **** about legality.
User avatar #25 to #24 - weaponexplain (02/25/2015) [-]
You'll want a larger, higher powered round for hogs. I'm assuming you're looking to carry a handgun so anything in .45ACP, 10mm, .357mag, .44mag, or anything larger.
User avatar #19 - CallMeCrisco (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm curious, where abouts are you located?
User avatar #20 to #19 - weaponexplain (01/14/2015) [-]
Midwest
User avatar #21 to #20 - CallMeCrisco (01/14/2015) [-]
Thanks for sating my curiosity!
User avatar #22 to #21 - weaponexplain (01/14/2015) [-]
No more questions Mr. ATF Man.
User avatar #23 to #22 - CallMeCrisco (01/14/2015) [-]
It's too late, we already know everything, you fool!
User avatar #17 - warioteam (05/11/2014) [-]
hey, my cousin wants BB pistol for his birthday
what is a cheap but effective one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - weaponexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
Anything you can find at WalMart. Most of them are .177 caliber, so one of those will work.
User avatar #16 - sciencexplain (05/04/2014) [-]
You have quite the knack for making good comments. Make sure you mention me more often, so I can re-do what I did before and steal your thunder with a +600 comment.
User avatar #12 - andranadu ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
WHO THE **** ARE YOU
User avatar #13 to #12 - weaponexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
The mother of your child.
User avatar #14 to #13 - andranadu ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
CAROL!? GET OUT OF THE MONITOR CAROL
#15 to #14 - weaponexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry Dave I can't do that.
User avatar #11 to #10 - weaponexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
Sorry I couldn't get to that sooner but it sounds like you guys figured it out.
User avatar #7 - theflamingfire (04/16/2014) [-]
weaponexplain explain the mp5 and how did it get made?
User avatar #8 to #7 - weaponexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
Alas, a wanderer who comeths seeking knowledge on the legend of the MP5.

Our story begins in the small town of Oberndorf am Neckar, Germany, whereupon a sprocket of engineers set out on a most noble quest. These engineers had noticed the commercial and mechanical success of one of their earlier gifts to the world, the G3 automatic rifle. Upon the illustrious triumph of the G3, the group decided to design other weapons using the same operating system of the G3, but applying it to different calibers. This is the point in our story where the MP5 is first imagined. One of the calibers that the new guns would fire is the 9x19mm Parabellum (or Luger) round. This weapon would become a submachine gun version of the G3. The G3 was shrunk down and applied with its new caliber, and the name HK54 was donned upon it. It soon became known as the MP5, short for Maschinenpistole 5, which some say is old Germanic for "machine pistol model 5". This new weapon of destruction and death found a place with several German groups. Soon the potential of this divine weapon of the gods was seen by many organizations around our humble world, and found a home amongst many an armory for special forces units. Since it's inception, the hero of our tale has had many descendants who are made in multiple different countries around the world. And the legend lives on.

Now child, now that I have told you tale of its origin, what mean you by "explain the MP5"? Do you request insight into the mechanical operation of it?
#6 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
breaking news: images of weaponexplain's first super hero suit
User avatar #4 - tranquilizer (04/03/2014) [-]
How does the reloading thing in those masheen guns with 'dose magazeenz 'n all work
If you know what I'm talking about
Because I don't
And I don't really play those pew pew games
User avatar #1 - blobboy (04/01/2014) [-]
Damn son like that profile.
User avatar #3 to #1 - militaryexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
And what of mine oh glorious blob?
User avatar #2 to #1 - weaponexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
The picture? That only took me like 15 minutes of amateurish GIMP.
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