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wayfarer

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: dhwayfarer
Consoles Owned: Sexbox Mk. 1 and 2
Video Games Played: FIFA, Dayz
X-box Gamertag: DH Wayfarer
Interests: Food, sleep, and games.
Date Signed Up:11/27/2010
Last Login:4/25/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2830
Highest Content Rank:#9401
Highest Comment Rank:#519
Content Thumbs: 60 total,  78 ,  18
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Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
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Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:0
Content Views:1666
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:1326
FJ Points:7659
I'm a guy in college who enjoys a good laugh. I'm 6'5 and white. I like girls, mostly.


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    I lol'd I lol'd
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    I though it was funny. I though it was funny.

latest user's comments

#2 - Daphne's tits though 04/23/2015 on Lets get Jinky With it +2
#18 - It's just a shame that Xbox live on the one is so easily taken…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Useful 0
User avatar #19 - thebobinito (04/20/2015) [-]
I'll give you that, it can easily go down, but it's stable for a very long time and down times on Live are normally very short and fixed within an hour or two. It's just the random people on Xbox Live on certain games that are the problem.
#56 - Wayfarer's Guide to cock shots 1. Have a cock w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on aw lol +1
User avatar #73 - mexicandudeinsd (04/20/2015) [-]
1. check
2.will get on it tomorrow
3.reason: what theyre missing out on
4.all the people need the love
5.dick game stronk

wish me luck m8
#7 - Here's to you, ricky gervais  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Shreksorcist's Birthday :D +74
#42 - Javapenguin (04/20/2015) [-]
#14 - Xbox one wouldn't be so awful if they could keep the damn service up  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Useful -1
User avatar #16 - thebobinito (04/19/2015) [-]
To be fair, I have the Xbox One and it's been going strong for me since I bought it this time last year. It has gone down a few times and the servers can have issues sometimes, but at least if you go to the Microsoft website and look at the list of things running/not running, they keep you informed and fix it as fast as possible. There are still teething problems with the whole console, but it's just small little issues that don't effect anything major. Like earlier I tried to go onto Upload and it crashed on me totally. But that's the first time. I know people will be like "oooh buy a PC you fucking faggot" but I have a laptop I use Steam on. It's not powerful enough to run like GTA V in 1080p 60fps smoothly but it does what I want and I personally enjoy console gaming and the Xbox One does everything I want and sometimes more. It's a good console when you start playing games and stuff.
#18 - wayfarer (04/20/2015) [-]
It's just a shame that Xbox live on the one is so easily taken down. Also, it's pretty dysfunctional.
User avatar #19 - thebobinito (04/20/2015) [-]
I'll give you that, it can easily go down, but it's stable for a very long time and down times on Live are normally very short and fixed within an hour or two. It's just the random people on Xbox Live on certain games that are the problem.
#16 - Speaking from the perspective of a guy who's seen alot of cock…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on aw lol +1
User avatar #30 - mexicandudeinsd (04/19/2015) [-]
how does one take dick pics
tell me your secrets
#56 - wayfarer (04/20/2015) [-]
Wayfarer's Guide to cock shots

1. Have a cock worth showing off, even the world's gayest man doesn't want to see an ugly dong (the exception being that the rest of you is Adonis standard, you might be able to get away with it)
2. Shave. I don't care what you've heard from anyone, but it's damn hard to take a good dick pic with a bush (If too attached to hair, just shape up).
3. Have a good reason. If your logic behind sending a picture of your penis is to impress, make sure your penis is impressive, etc.
4. Avoid being the guy who sends dick pics to everyone (It's ok to be that guy, but as mentioned before you best be able to deliver).
5. The final rule, Be honest. There is a minority of people out there who will be expecting a certain size, etc. Wait as long as possible before sending a dick pic, that way you'll be able to tell if they actually want to see, or if you're forcing the issue.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any mishaps related to cock shots,dick pics,etc. If you end up caught in a ceiling fan, start over.

User avatar #73 - mexicandudeinsd (04/20/2015) [-]
1. check
2.will get on it tomorrow
3.reason: what theyre missing out on
4.all the people need the love
5.dick game stronk

wish me luck m8
#17 - Broken pelvis. After drowning in pussy. 04/18/2015 on Awesome flyboard +43
#2 - I miss/don't miss deadliest catch at the same time.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Ahoy 0
#4 - fefe (04/15/2015) [-]
The deadliest catch was fake, almost all of them were actors, just like gold miners, storage wars ect. Stooopid American.
#3 - jasonvgrace has deleted their comment.
#7 - I work at a Chick Fil-a. I've had to box up sauces on multiple…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Dude's not playing. +10
User avatar #18 - fishhitler (04/15/2015) [-]
My grandma did that once
User avatar #13 - pryhuss (04/15/2015) [-]
I work at CFA also, and when someone asks for "A lot of Polynesian sauce" I pull out the whole box from under the counter and hand it to them. It always gets a laugh
User avatar #8 - brokentrucker (04/15/2015) [-]
That honey roasted is fucking crack.I eat that shit on any and everything. Always jack a bunch of it when I go out to eat there. Corndogs, burgers, sandwiches, hotdogs, fries. Anything.
#4 - I think we are glossing over the fact that not only is this gu… 04/10/2015 on Big boobs 0

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User avatar #20 - RedHulk (03/14/2015) [-]
So thick :o
#21 to #20 - wayfarer (03/14/2015) [-]
Thanks :3
User avatar #17 - bondofsnow (11/09/2014) [-]
You game me my 10000th thumb, i love you
User avatar #14 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Did you ever receive my trade request? You should be able to see it if you click on the numbers on the left side of "prefs" in the top right of your funnyjunk screen.
#15 to #14 - wayfarer (07/26/2014) [-]
Stop ******* pestering me, seriously dude. I don't give two ***** about your items game or whatever the **** it is, this is getting crazy. Like I said before, it's sad, and you're only making it worse. What is this? The third, maybe fourth time? Ridiculous.
User avatar #16 to #15 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Well **** , mistakes were made. Sorry about that.
User avatar #12 - joshlol (06/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - captinchikin (05/26/2014) [-]
Was my rig really that bad? I don't mind the thumb down, I'm just not sure why I got it.
#10 to #9 - wayfarer (05/27/2014) [-]
Less about the actual rig itself, more about the impression you gave off when you posted a bunch of pics in succession.
User avatar #11 to #10 - captinchikin (05/27/2014) [-]
A bunch of other people were doing that. I was just showing the other parts of it, last time Addy did one of these people were really interested
#6 - stagger (10/31/2013) [-]
GOT A PROBLEM WITH SHORT FOLK M8?

User avatar #8 to #7 - stagger (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh okie.
User avatar #1 - FuckingLugia (12/27/2010) [-]
Wayfarer, heartlander
What if I only had
One more night to live
#2 to #1 - wayfarer (12/27/2010) [-]
i'm not following
User avatar #3 to #2 - FuckingLugia (12/27/2010) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT6EOdQVHws

Your name reminded me of this song
#4 to #3 - wayfarer (12/27/2010) [-]
my reaction to the song (if i was batman)
#5 to #4 - FuckingLugia (12/27/2010) [-]
ITS AMAZING
ITS AMAZING
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