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Date Signed Up:1/07/2014
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    Oscar award spoiler Oscar award spoiler
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#61 - I dont need feminism if guys are gonna act like gentlemen all … 15 hours ago on (untitled) -2
#155141 - "you need to **** before the night is over&q…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #155142 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
I think he made a typo with .be/me. Instead of putting 'me' before 'fuck', he put 'be'.

Example.
Original statement: "You need to fuck be before the nights over."
What he meant: "You need to fuck me before the nights over."

I could be wrong.
#155160 - corycool (09/17/2014) [-]
No that's what i meant, didn't see the typo.
#8 - they are tucked in between their legs or witchcraft or something 09/17/2014 on sauce 0
#154171 - I get up at 4.30 am every day for work as a cleaner. I dislike…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154222 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/11/2014) [-]
You have a job.
A full time job, it seems.

Hell, that's more than most people can ask for.
User avatar #154191 - sugoi (09/11/2014) [-]
Use your time as a cleaner to fuck things up subtly.
Maybe move a vase a centimeter to the left.
Maybe tilt a portrait just a little.
Maybe leave an expired prawn in someone's desk.

Then make sure you can see the reactions of the people. Those little things get you through the day.
#44 - only thing i dont like about being female and "dating&quo… 09/11/2014 on Dating +6
#154056 - you have abandonment issues and u want to do a threesome? STUP… 09/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154055 - not insensitive. its expensive. text her see if she wants it. 09/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#153283 - tell her to **** off. plain and simple. if she do… 09/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#334 - looks like they stole his wallet and phone. also cos their ass… 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
#93 - A group of crows is called a murder. To anyone who didn't unde… 09/05/2014 on Nerdy Jokes +1

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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #5 - watermelloon (06/24/2014) [-]
but i loved you <3
User avatar #8 to #6 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
It's okay I love you too
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