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Date Signed Up:1/07/2014
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#43423 - you could try a brace and that support tape. rest i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#43425 - baglesbites (03/01/2016) [-]
It's been a slow, steady return to squats for me. I was on the side lines with another non gym injury for close to 8 months before I started squatting again working with 135 and only making small jumps. I had no pain or discomfort in my knees leading into last night's workout so it was a freak accident more than anything considering it was a warm up.
#43421 - I'd add some push ups and situps to your daily routine. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#43430 - checkemninja (03/01/2016) [-]
Also,on a semi related note

does spanking the monkey impact your gainz or anything to a noticeable point?
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#43432 - marinepenguin (03/01/2016) [-]
No
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#43433 - checkemninja (03/01/2016) [-]
Is there any conceivable reason not to?I remember someone telling me it can lower your testosterone or something.It sounds retarded but I have to kno
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#43434 - marinepenguin (03/01/2016) [-]
Masturbation is a totally normal activity and unless you're fucking yourself multiple times a day, you're going to be fine.
#43435 - checkemninja (03/01/2016) [-]
Ok thanks
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#43429 - checkemninja (03/01/2016) [-]
Alright,ty fam
#5 - 1.69 per gallon of petrol. mfw in Australia its 1.20…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on winner +3
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#6 - selongb (12/22/2015) [-]
So

1.35 AUD/L x 3.78 L/Gal = 5.10 AUD/Gal

5.10 AUD/Gal x .72 USD/AUD = 3.67 USD/Gal

You enjoying yourself there mate.
#10 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Your basic math skills don't account for what you lack in reading comprehension. He's saying it sucks that it costs more
#120002 - hahaha. I am doing it for myself, I just thought Id be a bit m… 12/02/2015 on Social Board +1
#119990 - Just wanted to celebrate becoming a vegetarian, and not eating…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Social Board +1
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#119995 - gmarrox (12/02/2015) [-]
Dude below me has a point. If you're doing it, do it for you.
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#119994 - dasistwunderbar (12/02/2015) [-]
What the fuck did I just read. You're bummed because no-one is proud of you for not eating meat for a month? A fucking month? If you're gonna go veggie do it for you, or for the animals, not so people will jack you off into a crisp iceberg lettuce for not stabbing a puppy on your way to work.
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#120002 - watermelloon (12/02/2015) [-]
hahaha. I am doing it for myself, I just thought Id be a bit more supported by my friends and family and have them understand why Im eating the way I am. rather than being discouraging and whatnot...

And its my first month and i dont ever plan to go back to eating meat unless necessary.
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#119993 - BrayBoy (12/01/2015) [-]
Well I can see why people wouldnt be proud of you, I mean who honestly cares if you don't eat meat. The only people I can imagine caring would be the annoying vegetarians.

Either way its definitely something to be proud of for yourself , since you said you'd do something and stuck with it. So good job on that!
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#119991 - birdss (12/01/2015) [-]
Congratulations!

What made you do this, to become a vegetarian?
#198247 - tell your wife. she is hear for you through thick and thin and… 09/30/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#6 - girl says whatever in a goodnight message girl uses a ful… 09/30/2015 on this girl never stops giving 0
#14 - horse jumping like seen in the gif is a major cause of racehor… 09/29/2015 on Fairness +4
#16 - got bitten by a bull-ant yesterday...6 times it sucked.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2015 on Can you pain bro? +1
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#17 - ohhh (09/20/2015) [-]
Correct me if i'm wrong but don't they cause the most pain a human can possibly go through? If so, that means your only response to going through the worst pain known to man is "it sucked" although i'm probably wrong.
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#20 - yujisakaii (09/20/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrmecia_ (ant)
Ranked on the Starr scale 2-3 (the scale is pretty similar to the Schmidt-Scale)
Pain last serveral minutes
also known as bulldog ant
#18 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Well to be fair he did say bull and not bullet. I don't see just "bull" up there but I do see 2 that start with bull.
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#44 - he probably had a mental condition and yous as 'friends' shoul…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2015 on 9 rooms that'll make you... -1
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#46 - meowmeowman (09/11/2015) [-]
He has a mental condition for sure, and we still care for him, we make sure he takes his pills. But when he owes friends and others thousands of dollars, even after we had forgiven thousands more. Taking a broken Bo Staff, scratched DVDs finding things he had borrowed and lost. Most of the things we stole were already ours, he just happened to steal them first. And if I had taken anything that want already mine, I was not aware of it.