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Age: 114
Video Games Played: Halos (1, 3 reach and 4), Dark Souls, LoL, Oblivion, Skyrim
X-box Gamertag: water linx
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Cyrodiil
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#24 - I ******* loved this, the whole class would help each o… 03/27/2015 on I hated doing this in school 0
#14 - It's a defense thing... It's reactionary, not something that … 02/13/2015 on I think we need to see... 0
#58 - Patches! 02/13/2015 on Dark Souls lore comp, Ornstein 0
#10 - Honestly how I act with girls sometimes... They tell me somet…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on I think we need to see... +4
User avatar #13 - avengerofthenight (02/13/2015) [-]
Well, really, even though I understand why you would do it, isn't that a bit of a douche thing to do? :/
If I would tell a good friend of mine something that really depresses me and he would make puns about it, I would make sure to never tell that person something personal about me again.
User avatar #14 - waterlinx (02/13/2015) [-]
It's a defense thing... It's reactionary, not something that I really intend on doing. It's my head going shit shit shit how do I escape this situation
#64 - Coulda just said "birds" instead of "chicken or… 02/13/2015 on 15 bizarre sexual fetishes 0
#45 - Picture 02/11/2015 on Flirting +1
#42 - Their whole point is to prevent you from stealing **** .…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Flirting 0
User avatar #43 - undeadmaus (02/11/2015) [-]
So you'd walk around with a pair of scissors and check shops for cute cashiers, then find a security that can be removed more easily, pry it off with the scissors without looking suspicious, go to the register, hit on the cashier and then leave, the alarm goes off, you will be pulled aside and you have to explain what you did which will make you look like a weirdo. And then you'll get laid?
#45 - waterlinx (02/11/2015) [-]
#40 - Find one of the security devices that'd be easy to remove, rem…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Flirting +4
User avatar #41 - undeadmaus (02/11/2015) [-]
their whole point is to not be removed
User avatar #42 - waterlinx (02/11/2015) [-]
Their whole point is to prevent you from stealing shit. Some are fuckin' hard to remove, others would come off with a pair of scissors.
User avatar #43 - undeadmaus (02/11/2015) [-]
So you'd walk around with a pair of scissors and check shops for cute cashiers, then find a security that can be removed more easily, pry it off with the scissors without looking suspicious, go to the register, hit on the cashier and then leave, the alarm goes off, you will be pulled aside and you have to explain what you did which will make you look like a weirdo. And then you'll get laid?
#45 - waterlinx (02/11/2015) [-]
#48 - "Your butt looks ******* wonderful" 02/10/2015 on Wife 0
#68 - Holy **** I'm missing my right nut too, but that was mo… 02/10/2015 on Good guy testicles 0

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#2 - ilovegir (04/27/2012) [-]
lol, I see you're age 111 as well.   
   
And thanks, the person we're talking to is 			******		 up.
lol, I see you're age 111 as well.

And thanks, the person we're talking to is ****** up.
#1 - ilovegir (04/27/2012) [-]
Pff.   
   
I saw your comment about the cat, tried to back you up, and got a dead, mangled up cat as a response.   
   
Shall we talk about cats together?
Pff.

I saw your comment about the cat, tried to back you up, and got a dead, mangled up cat as a response.

Shall we talk about cats together?
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