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#89 - I always thought it'd end revealing that he's just confessing …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on So creative 0
User avatar #93 - faimbot (03/14/2014) [-]
that was actually my ending omg, he was confessing to harrison, and its implied harrison is a serial killer because he tells him "rule 1. dont get caught". but he is a lot older here, on death row, than when we see him at the intro, because in the intro, he has JUST gotten into prison, deliberately, to find debs killer, who confessed to a slew of murders except debs, and because of that he got life in prison instead of death row, he gave up the locations of the bodies, while quinn finds evidence that dexter is the bay harbour butcher, dexter got sloppy because he was angry about debs death, he didnt clean up his last kill, instead he walked into the police station and fired a weapon and threatened people to get into the same prison. but we dont learn that until after he is inside, we think he has just flipped it until the end, when he brutally and vicious kills his sisters killer.

But the lead up to all this gets rid of all the melodrama, this seasons serial killer is a twist, there is a team of 3 killers, a father and two son team. dexter isnt just out his depth, he is being beaten at his own game. it was a rollercoaster, these killers force dexter to re-examine his family, and whether he is good for them.

also harrison is visiting dexter under a new name, he was a foster child and was adopted and changed his name
#86 - Dexter was great, they had the perfect length, they just didn'… 03/14/2014 on So creative 0
#183 - I immediately thought of how distracting it would be if you we… 03/14/2014 on how to be lazy 0
#66 - Well, goddamn  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on damn that gave me a feel +1
#67 - professorbob (03/11/2014) [-]
30 seconds too late, pal.
#65 - Another variation: 03/11/2014 on damn that gave me a feel +7
#78 - It's a variation by bitchesbanthymine of the original above  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Balance +1
#79 - magnorph (03/10/2014) [-]
sorry, i ment the thymine part. When did that become a thing and why?
User avatar #97 - abysmalshadow (03/11/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bitchesbanthymine
It's just his thing. He's a nitrogenous base of action.
User avatar #93 - northway (03/11/2014) [-]
yeah i also want to know why
#132 - anonymous (03/11/2014) [-]
No good reason. He wanted to be famous on FJ by creating a recognizable mascot
#75 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Balance +32
#150 - bitchesbanthymine (03/11/2014) [-]
#136 - kakashiattacke (03/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #152 - traffy (04/07/2014) [-]
I can't even read shit from this shitty gif
User avatar #103 - sirbonzaiatak (03/11/2014) [-]
thought that was cummingtonite
#77 - magnorph (03/10/2014) [-]
what is that from?
User avatar #78 - waterbottlemanboy (03/10/2014) [-]
It's a variation by bitchesbanthymine of the original above
#79 - magnorph (03/10/2014) [-]
sorry, i ment the thymine part. When did that become a thing and why?
User avatar #97 - abysmalshadow (03/11/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bitchesbanthymine
It's just his thing. He's a nitrogenous base of action.
User avatar #93 - northway (03/11/2014) [-]
yeah i also want to know why
#132 - anonymous (03/11/2014) [-]
No good reason. He wanted to be famous on FJ by creating a recognizable mascot
#140 - I love him  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Pie +2
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#210 - regaesnhoj (03/10/2014) [-]
Sorry :3
#32 - Thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on first one up 0
User avatar #37 - FeeFieFoe (03/09/2014) [-]
Its got the biggest ''fuck you'' ending ever.
#30 - What's that from?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2014 on first one up 0
#31 - anonymous (03/09/2014) [-]
The Mist, I believe.
User avatar #46 - LookinHereWhy (03/09/2014) [-]
is that the one with the crazy christian lady in the shop
User avatar #51 - thesupervillian (03/09/2014) [-]
Yes. This spoiler contains the events of the movie that i believe you are talking about if you need any re-assurance because "with the crazy christian lady in the shop" is still pretty vague for figuring out a movie. That food store, and everyone starts listening to her because when some of the mist monster fucker things got in they ingored her because of her "praying". Then she got everyone to try and murder the main group people for trying to leave. Though they ended up driving for awhile, then when they ran out of gas and thought they would all die that guy used the gun to kill everyone and his son in the car because they didnt want to die by those monsters, but there wasn't enough bullets for all of them, so he lived and a few minutes later the military showed up with fucking tanks and flamethrowers killing every fucking creature and the guy realized how much he fucked up and how they all could have lived. In my opinion i dont even see why they decided to go with the easy way out but then again i havent seen it in awhile.
User avatar #52 - LookinHereWhy (03/09/2014) [-]
yeah that's the one
thanks
User avatar #32 - waterbottlemanboy (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #37 - FeeFieFoe (03/09/2014) [-]
Its got the biggest ''fuck you'' ending ever.
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User avatar #27 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #29 to #28 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #66 to #29 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
******* jesus! that's big, you arelucky, I'm about seven, a little less.
User avatar #67 to #66 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
>///<
User avatar #68 to #67 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
You're very handsome, you've got a very nice body, and a big cock. *jealousy ensues*
User avatar #69 to #68 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
I didn't mean to make you jealous..
User avatar #70 to #69 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
It's quite alright. And, sire, as it is light outside, I must be heading to bed, goodnight, and sleep well, you gorgeous and sexy human.
User avatar #71 to #70 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
ehehehe.. goodnight..
User avatar #30 to #29 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Fairly well, and you?
User avatar #31 to #30 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm fine.. lying in bed...
User avatar #50 to #31 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh, cool. So you play a lot of games?
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. but now that I'm unemployed I don't think that will happen much anymore.
User avatar #52 to #51 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #54 to #53 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Okay, me too. But wait! You posted **** !
User avatar #55 to #54 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Shhhhh
User avatar #56 to #55 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Dude, I touched myself to that stuff. I HAVE FOLDERS WITH THAT STUFF. Well, had.
User avatar #57 to #56 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Sorry..
User avatar #58 to #57 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
I'LL JUST KEEP DOIN IT ANYWAY!
User avatar #59 to #58 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Hehe
User avatar #60 to #59 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
So may I ask you something?
User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
sure ehehe.
User avatar #62 to #61 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
One. What are your exact measurements?
And two. What is your name? I'm going with Damian, am I close?
User avatar #63 to #62 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Um.. I'm 5'6" and 114 lbs.. or did you mean?...

And my name I will pm you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Yes I did mean, and I'm taller and heavier than you! 5'9 and 162
User avatar #65 to #64 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
its 8 1/2 inches...
User avatar #33 to #32 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
not really..
User avatar #34 to #33 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Me neither, but I might go to bed in a bit.
User avatar #35 to #34 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
oh.. goodnight..
User avatar #36 to #35 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
I ain't leaving now, gonna finish a vidya. So what time is it?
User avatar #37 to #36 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
2 30.

Oh hehe... what game are you playing?..
User avatar #38 to #37 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Damn you're far. It's 5:30am here... and I just finished a game of BF3, and I'm watching a Let's Build now
User avatar #39 to #38 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
I get my gaming rig back thursday.. you should get warframe...
User avatar #40 to #39 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't play on the PC. And I saw my brother play that game about a month and a half ago, and I had never heard of it, since then I've been seeing it everywhere. And I just play online on the PS3, and the Xbox but I don't have gold on that.
User avatar #41 to #40 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
I kinda like to think I contributed to making it more popular on funnyjunk.
User avatar #42 to #41 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Well you are somewhat popular on the site. Isn't it going to consoles?
User avatar #43 to #42 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
only ps4
User avatar #44 to #43 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Right, you getting one? A PS4, that is, I know I am.
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
no... Pc gamers have no need.

But I think when it comes out I might get a new video card or processor. Computer parts are always cheaper after a consoles release.
User avatar #48 to #45 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Hit the reply limit!

Anyway I didn't know that. Are you very well informed in terms of gaming?
User avatar #49 to #48 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Moderately informed. I don't always get the jump on new releases.
User avatar #46 to #45 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, there are exclusives. And I did not know that.
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Right.. like last of us..

And yes, its a way for them to feel like they're in the competition. People like asus, nvidia, intel.. they're always looking to recruit new pc gamers so when a console comes out and is super expensive they drop part prices to give them an edge.
User avatar #26 - rawrbowwow (01/07/2013) [-]
It's from Family Guy
#16 - carleh (12/23/2012) [-]
I got an alert about some comment you made on my comment, but it's gone. D:
#17 to #16 - carleh (12/23/2012) [-]
You should also like my VERY irrelevant pictures.


Just sayin'.
#18 to #17 - carleh (12/23/2012) [-]
OH. And this is your offspring(s). They're siamese twins. Joined at the elbow.
User avatar #20 to #18 - waterbottlemanboy (12/23/2012) [-]
The Offspring is an amazing band.
User avatar #21 to #20 - carleh (12/23/2012) [-]
I agree. My favorite song by them is Self Esteem.
User avatar #22 to #21 - waterbottlemanboy (12/23/2012) [-]
Right now, mine's Hit That, heard a long time ago, didn't get it then.
User avatar #9 to #8 - waterbottlemanboy (12/21/2012) [-]
OH GAWD!!!
#10 to #9 - carleh (12/21/2012) [-]
Don't worry. I'm fairly harmless.


..Most of the time..
User avatar #11 to #10 - waterbottlemanboy (12/21/2012) [-]
Hmmm, eh, whatever.
#12 to #11 - carleh (12/21/2012) [-]
Admit it. That cat is adorable in more ways than one.
User avatar #13 to #12 - waterbottlemanboy (12/21/2012) [-]
Uuuuuum, what?
#14 to #13 - carleh (12/21/2012) [-]
THE CAT.
User avatar #15 to #14 - waterbottlemanboy (12/21/2012) [-]
Duh, your comment was just weird.
#7 - kanayamaryam (12/05/2012) [-]
So do I actually know you or...
So do I actually know you or...
User avatar #24 to #7 - waterbottlemanboy (01/04/2013) [-]
Hi Lo ready let's go where
Snapshot of a video
I hope you really don't mind it
This time I really don't mind it
Destiny it really don't matter
I believe
We probably just stay right home
We'll probably just sit at home
User avatar #1 - justanotherzombie (11/14/2012) [-]
And I have now stolen your page's virginity. Hello, and what possessed you to add me?
User avatar #23 to #1 - waterbottlemanboy (12/23/2012) [-]
I liked your content.
User avatar #2 to #1 - danniegurl (11/24/2012) [-]
i think he just added all the girls he saw. if you look at all his friends.
User avatar #19 to #2 - carleh (12/23/2012) [-]
Lol awkward..

(I'm a girl, too ._.)
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