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#26 - StrahdD (09/12/2015) [-]
I got a story for ya. Happened to me a few years ago. I wrote it up a few months back for a 4chan post when I had some kind of a stomach bug, I'm just gonna copy/paste the whole thing here.

I posted this a while back. Year or so ago. Thread 404'd a few minutes later, and I've since had to reset my computer. So here I am trying not to puke everywhere and listening to the sound track for Metal Gear Rising and retyping this at 4:30 in the morning. Wish I could just sleep but I'm afraid I'd vomit all over my bed if I did. Unrelated to the story, just wanted to explain why this might be written very shittily. I might not even post it, I'm pre-writing all of it for you bastards so I can just upload and go. Also, fuck green text, I'm not even gonna try, this is just gonna be normally written.

Ok, so first thing is first, I used to do martial arts. I've stopped since my Sensei stopped teaching, and by the time he started again I had a job and didn't have the time to drive half an hour twice a week for that and work 40 hours. At least that's what I tell myself... Something happened there one night. We always left late, after dark, sometimes around 9, sometimes around 10. This night was closer to 10. I was tired and maybe I just thought all of this up, I don't know... The thing about our location is it was downtown, so all the roads were one way. Which sucked, because when I left I had to walk out the door, to the left to a parking lot where my car wouldn't get towed, and then pull out onto a one way street for about ten feet to a traffic light, then turn left down this one randomly two way street that was only a block long before hitting another light, and go straight through it to get out of downtown and away from all the bullshit. These two lights were timed perfectly too, if you hit the first one, you'd almost always be able to make the second one. But not always, if the first light was green when you pulled out of the parking lot, there was a small chance the other light would turn red right as you got around the turn. They weren't on triggers either, just timers, so you had to sit through the whole cycle before getting to go. I hated when that happened, so having gotten used to this situation, when I pulled out, if the light was green, I'd just floor it and try to make it through both lights. That's what I did this night. But as I turned and started down the small block long road, I saw this small girl standing on the sidewalk. She was short, and had this weird bowl cut hair, black. The only other detail I made out was this silver coat that was way too big for her, made her look really large, like she was wearing a pillow or something. I don't know, it was weird. Anyway, I'm flooring my car and coming around this turn towards her, and as I come up, without looking at me, she just steps out onto the road in front of my car. Now this wasn't some weird corner of my eye shit, I was looking at her for the time it took my foot to get off of the gas pedal and slammed on my breaks, which if I remember correctly from my drivers ed, is about 1.25 seconds. And I was looking straight at her, not just seeing her in my peripherals. I slowed down, but I was going to hit her, there was no way I could stop in time, but before I did, she just vanished. I can't explain that. I just don't know what happened. I don't personally believe in all of the supernatural stuff on here, but that's not to say I necessarily don't believe in it either. I just don't know if it exists, and until it impacts me I don't care. But this has made me seriously consider the possibility of ghosts. Anyway, she vanished, I was really shook up but I just drove home. There was never a bump, there was never any blood on the front of my car, but I don't remember anything else about that night. I know I was there, I know it was later than normal when we left, and I remember those few seconds very vividly. (1/?)
#27 - StrahdD (09/12/2015) [-]
I don't remember getting home, or going to bed, or stopping anywhere if I did. That's not to say that I didn't do these things, it's just been a very long time since this happened, and I don't remember anything that didn't stick out that night. But I don't think I really hit anyone. Sometimes I wonder, but I really don't think so. There was never anything in the news, there was no blood on my car, no cops asking where I'd been that night, no gossip or anything. So I really don't think I killed some little girl that night.

I'd really like to say that's where it ended... That it happened and then I went on to finish my Black Belt and moved on with my life. But that wasn't the end... It wasn't often, it was actually quite rare, but every now and then weird things would happen at the school. We were on the second floor of a building, abot a print shop, and we had this tiny closet with a small side closet. The main closet had been turned into a locker room (they also used this place as a dance studio sometimes, or before we came there, or something like that, I don't remember.) The side closet was still a closet, it had all of our training weapons, our targets and body bags and everything else we might need. But neither of these rooms had windows. They were in the dead middle of the building, with other rooms on each side, so there was no way for them to have windows unless they were put into the roof. And they weren't. One night I went in to grab a target for what we were going to be doing, and one of the other guys closed the door and leaned on it. I laughed and shoved at the door trying to get out, it was all fun and games, until the light went out. Then I started getting worried. Of course it could have just been a short, I don't know. Then I heard a clatter from the side closet and started freaking out more, really pushing on the door. They let me out when I changed from laughing to serious, and I burst out and just walked around our training mat for a little bit. Then I walked back in and turned the light back on, easy as anything, and looked around. The group of bo staff we had in one corner had fallen over, that was the clattering. I tell myself it was just from me trying to open the door, throwing my shoulder into it and the shock throwing the staff over. It's plausible, but I don't know if it's true. (2/3)
#28 - StrahdD (09/12/2015) [-]
All of this is explainable, I can pass it off as something normal or just my tired mind working against me. And I swear everything I've said up to this point is true. And so is what I'm about to say, but this is where it gets freaky... I can't explain this one. It was the night of my Black Belt Test. Late at night in December, I was doing it with another guy, and while we did our board breaks, the other would go to the office on the other side of the building and meditate. I left the lights off while I went in, and just sat down in the floor and closed my eyes. My sensei's brother also used their office as a makeshift shop. He took orders from people and when he had enough, he bulk ordered them online and gave them out. He had a bunch of stuff that he could order or just sell on the spot hanging ont he walls. Blow dart guns (don't know why) swords and knives and tantos and most other weapons that come to mind quickly. I didn't think about it of course, I'd been in there a hundred times before, picked them up, I'd probably touched every weapon in there (except the blow dart guns. They just didn't interest me. Except one time when a rival school was doing a demo in the street below us and I wondered how accurately I could hit one of them. In my defense they were douchebags.) But this time was weird. I closed my eyes, and when I heard it I didn't dare open them. It was kind of like one of those asmr videos, where they have the special mics and if you wear headphones it sounds like they're actually walking around you and doing stuff. It was like that, I just heard this little girls voice. She said "I should kill you..." It was soft. It wasn't loud or angry, it just the soft spoken voice of a child. "You would deserve it." I was terrified. The image of her that night came to my mind instantly. "But I'm proud of you." I couldn't open my eyes, I was afraid if I actually saw her she'd kill me on the spot. I mean, I was testing for my Black Belt sure, but what could I do against a ghost in a room full of weapons? "I've been watching you. You've moved fast. It would be a shame for you to die now. Just remember, I could if I wanted... And some day I will." Then she was gone. I still didn't open my eyes, not until Sensei came in and turned the light on to tell me to come back and finish the test. But when I did, sitting on the floor in front of me, where I KNOW I didn't leave it, was a black fixed blade knife, the blade about half as long as my forearm. It wasn't there when I sat down, and I didn't move after I sat down, so I don't know how it could have gotten there. The school closed a few months after that, and I haven't been back since. I've been kind of scared to go back honestly. And I haven't seen or heard her since, or had any weird things happen. That's my story, that's how it ends so far, and I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a while. Hear what people think. Like I said, I have before, but the thread 404'd within twenty minutes, so all I had was a little feedback about how it was written, not what it might have been. If anybody knows anything, please let me know, I'll probably just lurk in this thread until it 404's, but if I see questions I'll try to respond. (3/3)
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#31 - mattyjay (09/12/2015) [-]
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#118 - Right, I agree. More than likely Death wouldn't even take a hu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2015 on Death 0
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#119 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2015) [-]
Well, Death might out of boredom (is it even has any emotions), or to literally seduce people to die...
#50 - The point i was trying to make is that if death wouldn't have …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2015 on Death 0
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#53 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2015) [-]
what I was getting at is that Death may take the form of a woman, but none of the "parts" would be even remotely functional... the body-shape would be correct, but there would be no nipples, and the crotch would likely just be bare smooth skin, no holes for any reason.
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#118 - waspssuckforever (09/05/2015) [-]
Right, I agree. More than likely Death wouldn't even take a humanly form, so none of this speculation even matters.
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#119 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2015) [-]
Well, Death might out of boredom (is it even has any emotions), or to literally seduce people to die...
#46 - Well then death wouldn't have breasts, either/  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2015 on Death +3
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#47 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2015) [-]
Death can take any form, if Death wants to look like an aesthetically pleasing woman, then what's to stop it?
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#50 - waspssuckforever (09/05/2015) [-]
The point i was trying to make is that if death wouldn't have nipples due to nipples being required to nourish life, then boobs would be a no-go as well. If you want to dive into the hypothetical "death can take any form" discussion, then yes, i agree, it has no limitations.
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#53 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2015) [-]
what I was getting at is that Death may take the form of a woman, but none of the "parts" would be even remotely functional... the body-shape would be correct, but there would be no nipples, and the crotch would likely just be bare smooth skin, no holes for any reason.
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#118 - waspssuckforever (09/05/2015) [-]
Right, I agree. More than likely Death wouldn't even take a humanly form, so none of this speculation even matters.
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#119 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2015) [-]
Well, Death might out of boredom (is it even has any emotions), or to literally seduce people to die...
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